#783 Let me bore you to sleep - ANOTHER LIVE STREAM - Jason Newland (28th DECEMBER 2021)

Hello, hello, welcome to let me bore you to sleep. My website is jasonnewland.com and this is me. It really is.

I'm doing a live broadcast and you can see my hair. Blimey, my hair is such a mess. It's ridiculous.

It's embarrassing. I really shouldn't have my hair like this. It's got to be illegal.

Hi Judy. So I thought I'd just come on here and do this thingy. I'm going to share it so other people can watch as well.

I'm also recording the podcast with this microphone here and I will upload the podcast when it's edited. This video here, this microphone here next to me is for the Facebook so you can hear. Share to a page.

Okay, here we go. Sharing, share, once I've shared it and I'll get on with it. Oh yeah, please only listen when you can.

Safety, close your eyes. Jade, Jade, GC Jade. Hi, how you doing? Are you okay? Are you well? Deeds and I are watching your Christmas Eve episode.

Really? Wow. Say hello to the little fella for me. Isn't that weird? I don't know when I did the Christmas Eve one.

I know it's Christmas Eve but I think it was... I don't know what time it was if I'm honest. I haven't done one since then. I'm trying to figure out how do I look.

I've got a big bright light over there. The TV. If I show you it.

If I can turn this around without causing... No, no I can't. The whole thing is going to fall over if I try and move stuff. No, don't try and move stuff.

No, no can't do that. It's balanced. It's a finely balanced old thing.

Before I start I just need to say thank you to a couple of people. I need to say hi Jason as usual off to work was certainly listen tonight. Hi Diana.

I know I come on at the weirdest times if I was a bit I tell you what the problem is well apart from me is one of the problems is what time if I do a live broadcast what time is a good time because most of my audience is in America but I do have also audience in UK and my hair looks like a wig this is terrible look look at my hair awful I need to have a haircut yeah but to try and find a time when it's good for people there's no there's no

good time that is good for people in England or people in South Africa or people in New Zealand Australia America Canada Denmark you know I mean in in Europe is only going to be maybe an hour or two difference time wise in kind of the the near neary kind of Europe parts like Ireland and Germany and France and Spain and Italy and stuff but the further we get away the less chance of being able to cater for everyone Diana says I'm in New Zealand what time is it there I bet it's probably daytime isn't it

it's 10 to 1 in the morning here so I imagine you're probably about 12 hours difference is it 12 is it one o'clock in the afternoon or is it nine o'clock in the morning 10 o'clock in the morning I'm guessing I could just check it out Jade says you look fabulous darling oh darling oh thank you oh hmm fabulous uh Jade says Deed says don't look bald like him with a haircut oh is he had his all you shaved all his hair off 2 10 p.

m and that's on a Wednesday more Wednesday afternoon because you're ahead or you behind us Diana is it is it Tuesday or is it a Wednesday you shaved his head Jade oh oh that's naughty shaving your little boy's hair off yes is it a Tuesday or Wednesday yes is the answer so I'm taking it's a Wednesday you're ahead ahead yeah cool so too wow so you're 13 how could it be 10 past 2 the only reason I'm saying that is because normally you're ahead by the hours and there's normally no minutes involved according to what

I've seen so if you're 12 hours ahead then you're going to be you never have to change the minutes but you say it's 10 past 2 and I'm 10 to 1 that's confusing me ah I need to do some no it's not it's 13 52 in New Zealand yeah Diana see on hand at one see oh it told me you're lying to me the only reason is because I've looked to try and find a time that would suit everybody and there isn't one so that's how I that's how I remember that there's no there's the

minutes are always the same if you know what I mean just check I've got the recording yeah so I've got my iPad recording this podcast is a sound okay for those listening on Facebook is the sound okay is you good good enough is sound good enough is it loud enough do I need the microphone is that better that's probably better for everyone who can't see my face now okay I'll move the microphone back I'm just being silly I'm being a silly little boy I don't want I don't want too many microphones in the picture if

I'm honest it's just it's just too many things sticking in my face it just just makes me feel a little bit but I've also I've got my iPad and I've got an iPad stand that I got through today which I bought it's just a stand so that it can the iPad can be in the right position and held in place with a just basically the same thing as what I'm using for the iPhone at the moment and I'm thinking I'm going to start doing some live broadcast on YouTube so that the sounds good good good

good good good good good it better be the amount of cost me look at this microphone I don't know if you can see it it's a it's a Shure microphone this one here's a Shure as well but they're basically both pretty much the same kind of microphones this one specifically for what I'm doing here I think Diana says you're bored me so much I'm running late we'll definitely tune in tonight okay Diana I'll wait till you're gone then I'll talk about you behind your back Jade have a good day Diana Jade says I have a

room full of microphone do you yeah is that is that where you make out all your batteries that's where all the batteries go yeah that's what you use all the batteries for the microphone is that what you tell everyone they're microphones yeah mummy why is your microphone buzzing um let me see if I've got any messages I've got um a couple of messages I want to say just quickly say hello to and I need to remind Paul sent me a PayPal gift thank you Paul Jade says yes don't tell all my secrets I won't tell

all your secrets which reminds me we need to have enough need to catch up and and also uh thank you to Mary for um another PayPal gift thank you very much to both of you I will reply I've just been um I got a headache today got a headache now I was I wasn't over Christmas I spent a lot of my time in bed but then yesterday which was what Monday I had a bit of energy and so I was doing a lot of um I'm basically uploading the recordings uh five hour and ten hour

recording versions of my recordings so I've been editing those and uploading them which takes absolutely hours I'm using five different um things to upload them got the laptop phones iPads whatever just trying to upload this stuff I'm also changing my website jasonnewland. com and what I've done is I'm starting to I've changed the website so if you go to there you got latest recordings which you click on and takes you to the latest recordings then below that you got one two three four five six seven eight eight different podcasts I've got that I regularly do stuff on and they're broken into categories where you can go on there and you can stream it for free or you can download it as well so I've broken into categories first of all for example relaxing sleep daily without music so you

can click on that if you want and that'll take you to um there's 149 recordings which you can stream or download they're already uploaded the second one you got me on your tv okay what hear me now doing this or the other one hi david or um you can click on the other one which is uh relax and sleep daily with music then there's another one which is just the duration of the thing you'll be able to click on there stream or download if you want to actually have keep the recording for yourself relax and

sleep daily 15 hours music and then relax and sleep daily 10 hours music and I've got the same categories for every single podcast it's going to take me quite a long time to upload all that stuff oops just bashed the microphone it's not the only thing I bashed today and I banged my knee earlier so I mean I it's gonna take to be fair it might take a month or so in order for all that to be upload or updated but I'm quite pleased with it because it's something I've wanted to do for a while

but I put off because I know it's a lot of work right now jade has me on the telephone on a television oh um is when it oh yeah you uh hmm I'm just thinking of stuff don't worry so yeah so there's the website's quite good I'm quite pleased with it and it will be as it always has been there's always been huge amounts of stuff on there a lot of stuff on my website you don't realize actually until you go inside it's a bit like a TARDIS or my bum no it's a it's a

it's there's a lot it's a lot of space it's a lot in there um a lot thousands of recordings and there will be even more when you think about 149 recordings and there'll be another 149 with music 149 with five hours and 149 with 10 hours so that's what 153 600 recordings just for that one podcast before I add more Deeds wants you to move to America so we can bug you every day ah well I would like to visit I'd like to visit America I would and yeah I like so we can bug you

and you will be bugging me it'd be fun we could go out you could take me where would you take me so I don't really know whereabouts you live in America but um what what sightseeing would you do what what kind of things do you think that I'd enjoy doing or seeing when I was while I'm out there we would love to have you ah where would you take me because I don't really you know I think I know some of the the sites from you know some parts of America you know like the Eiffel

Tower and um Cathedral Notre Dame Cathedral and uh uh is it Caliph was it I forget their name the name of the place I don't know but all you know the the Buddhist temples and um the Nile you know I'd like to visit those places in America but it's just I don't know what parts of America they're in Jay says Charleston SC and Oak Island we would take you to our backyard to take you camping yeah um I'd like to visit your backyard it's uh it sounds nice uh camp I don't know about camping I'm

not sure about camping hmm not sure about that I mean don't you have like snakes and crocodiles and stuff like that because we don't have that here we do have snakes in fact my friend's got a snake downstairs um yes you do have crocodile you just want to get you just want to get me eaten by a crocodile no thanks it's one of my it's one of my rules in life don't get eaten by crocodiles that's just one of these you know it's probably one of the only rules I have in my life and I'm

sticking to it Jade says yes but they're not that bad no yes do you mean they're not that bad I just got a bad reputation look at my hair you know what I did I got the clippers which is they're basically you can use them just to shave your head if they don't like use it in the army you know and they just shave your head all off really easily well I got them and I had enough of my hair and I thought that's it I'm shaving it off went like that and it just turned

itself off so the clippers aren't working which it dragged a bunch of my hair out right from the front I don't know what to do and my friend who sometimes cuts my hair you know especially during this period of everything being shut down and stuff he's he's away he's not around so I got no one I wear a hood whenever I go out like a hoodie and it's okay in this weather because it's you know winter and it keeps me ears warm and stuff but blimey honestly it did it almost like ripped my hair out

from the sockets the sockets the roots the woots that's it the roots not the sockets the roots and relax so here's my plan going forward this is for anyone listening I forget the podcast for all my lovely podcast listeners and anyone listening to the watching the video on youtube please subscribe and I wore a weird face I don't know what it's like for other people to see in my face especially for the first time because I'll be honest sometimes I go in the bathroom and I turn the light on and even it gives me a

shock like what the hell is that oh it's just my face it's just not really ever got used to my own face I had a friend that had a thing it's a special term for it oh yeah it was a thief no it's just no it was a special term for it um and he adds dys dysmorphia or something you have a cute face says jade thank you I'm not going to argue with you I'm going to agree with you I want to say thank you I mean genuinely because I don't feel cute I feel

I've got a little bit of a headache I just took some headache tablets and I don't want to let anything get in the way of what I'm doing does that make sense I don't want to see that muscles um I don't want to I want to do get stuff done and I've been I've got a lot done today but at the same time I don't want to um let all the work I'm doing here interfere with making new recordings because if I don't make new recordings I get um annoyed I get a bit grumpy a

bit you know I I like making new recordings noise noise it's a weird spelling of noise n-o-i-c-e now that's nice jade think about some of the places you'll take me some of the some of the um some of the sites in your local area because I don't really know the area so you could educate um some of the other people as well that are watching this on facebook that have never been to where you are so they might think oh that's a nice place to go see um and I'll read them out as well so

people listening on a podcast can hear so I yeah just saying um although I'm doing all this stuff um with the website and trying to you know get back to where I was before with a five hour and 10 hour recordings I had before which I deleted so so now I'm kind of uploading new versions of those I made um 60 recordings today and I've been trying to upload them and I haven't got very far if I'm honest it's a little bit disappointing I've just just it's so much to do but there's no point me

making a podcast a new podcast uploading it and then uploading loads of stuff afterwards because no one's gonna no one's gonna know about the podcast it's gonna get lost don't who says that happy christmas I've not even replied to the christmas messages oh man I'm terrible seriously I'm getting absolutely I'm just really I'm an awful person okay Marion hi there how hope you have a very happy healthy new year thanks you too so happy new year Marion if you're listening or watching this um Darby says what time does your do your what time does your

stream videos in Central Time America North good morning it's 8 40 a.

m now I'm a little bit late replying to this Darby so I'm sorry that was on the 26th of December I was in bed all day at Christmas and um what's it so I am looking Jade at your messages the watermelon festival is really popular here in July the watermelon festival I love a nice melons I love I love melons um I remember back in I was a kid and there was this park that was near my Nana Grandad's house just you know not far we used to walk through it to get to her house

really and I used to live there as well but I remember walking now I don't know if I was with a friend but I'm and I might have actually been living at the time so it would be when I was eight and it was Independence Day and you might think well why are we celebrating Independence Day in England when it's our bloody country to start with no but what it is is where I lived and in England there's a lot of well there was I don't know so much now there was a lot of American

forces based in the UK like hundreds of thousands I think at the time and where I lived there was a whole base there they would like used to be around there so a bunch of American people got together and they had like hot dogs burgers and watermelon now I was hungry and I didn't want to wait for the burgers to be cooked so I had some watermelon and I remember even to this day how beautiful it was because it was July wasn't it I think there's no Independence Day is in July I think in America

I say in America because I imagine there's lots of countries that celebrate Independence Day and you know for their own independent I mean I don't know I mean France probably because they had a revolution didn't they they were they were they were revolting you still are no they they revolted wow I wonder if we ever I guess we don't do we I think mainly it's a lot of countries celebrate Independence Day because they managed to get away from us the English the Europeans the nasty Europeans Jade says we are about 30 minutes away from Charlotte

which I love so much the city always has three things to do cool well I'll definitely tell you up on a watermelon the watermelon festival though so that's something that um I don't know about that watermelon festival I mean I could I could I could come to America um this year if it's allowed you know if if um if you know I've been traveling and if it's you know if if this whatever's going on is allows us to travel but I'd like to go come to America and maybe even do some kind of like meet

and greet or something for some of the people in America that like would like to travel to meet me um maybe even sort of rent a little venue out and do a a live session I don't know we could do a pre-recorded session I just like stick the recorder and just play it on the stage but that wouldn't really be very good we are three hours away from the mountains the mountains they are part of the Apple Apple Appalachian I'm trying to pronounce that word Jade says they are a part of the Appalachian trail and

a beautiful site all seasons so I guess I'll imagine are they the kind of mountains that are beautiful like you can go there in the summer but in the winter you can go skiing and stuff because they have that in America don't they like you can actually be in the sun and then travel a few hours and then be in Alpen is it Alpen I know it's a breakfast cereal but isn't it not Aspen yeah Aspen and go skiing we are three hours away from Myrtle Beach from from the Myrtle Beach chain what's that you're

writing too much I can't keep up with Jade um yes it's a local thing for Pageland South Carolina come please well if you can sort me out a really reasonable bed and breakfast or not bed and breakfast like look you know I'd like to stay in a motel you know those roadside motels that you see in all the movies and the crime films and the crime tv shows and like where people like you know if there's like a 40 chance to survive in the night I want to go somewhere like that that that uh that

interests me I'd like to go and stay in a motel um so if you've got any motels nearby that'd be cool because then then you can come pick me up and take me take me on a journey take me traveling yeah and I'd like to I know it's it's an expensive thing but I'd like to kind of travel through America oh the Guest Lodge Inn tell me more Jade the Guest Lodge Inn Diane hi Diane hello hi everybody Diane isn't it weird how I've not met anyone but there's just familiar people now that almost um

like I recognized a name like I would like someone that I know if you know I mean like in real life it's like oh even like literally I could put it about I'd say a hundred maybe two hundred people could come on there there's only two at the moment but there could be 200 people and I could recognize every single one of their names because it's always the same not with the same people but it's generally the same people that come back and listen to me and watch me Jade says not far off from my

house no Jade you misunderstand I want it to be as far away from your house as possible I'm joking I'm going to hide so where would David like to take me ask David I keep banging the microphones are too close to me I need to have space because I move my arms when I talk usually now I'm like this I have to just you know I want to be able to move my hands Jade it's a local motel and it's about 70 US dollars a night and it's creepy 70 so that's about hmm I don't

know why I thought it'd be cheap but that probably is cheap the conversion I've got my phone conversion here actually 70 US dollar 70 that's 52 pound 11 pence so 52 so five times by seven wow so that's 364 pounds a week for seven days I mean to be fair if you're going to travel all the way to America or you know if you're huge distance I mean how creepy is it I don't know because I've lived in some pretty dodgy places over the years so I don't think too much is going to really freak

me out the only thing that's probably going to freak me out more than anything is well not really but if I see people walking around with guns that would be weird I know there are places in America where you can just act just walk around I've seen them I've seen them on TV on the news like at rallies and they've literally got these big massive guns and like that would be freaky because of we don't have that here um I would find that weird but other than that um oh no haunted no ghosts don't scare

me no I've met too many humans to be worried by by ghosts uh Jade said he would want to take you to the waffle house in Monroe it's a nice little American diner yeah David waffle house that's just up my street because this this big fat belly needs feeding regularly Jade says like haunted creepy I know I've been there ah yeah I think that I don't get okay I'm lying because that I have been a bit freaked out in the past William's here hi William hello the only thing that really probably scared me the most

I worked when I worked it I counseled in this big old building hi William says good to see you hi happy Christmas new year etc um I worked in this place that was really old and when I when we first moved in there I was I was a receptionist but also I was counseling and one of the ladies said that she saw a ghost in there and whenever I was there on my own I'd hear things and it put me off my wanking so uh David's is the left it David is the David is the

let's eat here and their person he will keep you fed oh so David knows all the good places to eat ah I'm a bit like that if you ever came here I know where to eat not that really go out that much but I know where there is food I know how to get it delivered as well Diane says come to my house I'm a feeder I'm a feeder oh I'm a feeder of sunday dinners and cake Diane I would never leave apart from the fact that once I got in there after like probably after

about four or five hours you probably couldn't fit me out the couldn't fit me out the door I'd just be stuck in there my belly would just you see my belly grow when I eat oh I'm like a snake you know when snakes on here let's get this big message that's what I'm like uh Jay says yep wow so it's Jade and Diane so that's two places I'm gonna be eating I have to go on a really big diet before I go to America because otherwise you know I only get in trouble because yeah if

I get really slim and I go there and I can just I can get really just pig out and then come back and be the same size I was before I got really slim there's no logic in what I just said there Diane said ha nobody's nobody leaves our house hungry says Diane well I love a I love a nice roast dinner I do it's something that it's a traditional thing in this country in my country a roast dinner or it used to be I don't know I can't be the consensus of what's what's fashionable

or anything in this country anymore but when I was a kid I know a nice big roast dinner every Sunday was kind of the norm and it was the best meal of the week it really was and we had a glass of wine as well and I loved a nice glass of white wine when I was a kid oh Diane says ha okay Jay says Diane we're the same way ha um deed says good night uncle Jason good night um auntie David is he going to bed already it's only 1 22 in the morning what

time is it in America then you're six hours behind don't you what's that make it eight o'clock nine ten eleven twelve one seven o'clock eight nine ten eleven twelve one seven thirty Diane says I was a chef before I got too unwell yeah like Jade what what time is it where are you Jade I was chef 8 23 how old is David 8 23 I'm trying to think that's about a time I used to go to bed I think I used to go to bed probably about eight o'clock when I was yeah probably up to

the age of about 13 I think when I got to 13 I was allowed to stay up to nine I think I think I can't remember 10 yeah it's about time I used to go to bed when I was 10 not so much to go to sleep but I'd just be reading there wasn't we didn't have video games well we did have video games but not like I didn't have a television in my room until I was I think 14 it was brilliant because it's black and white TV that's what I just said Diane says

he was a chef before she got too unwell well it looks like you're making use of your skills though because it's one that I think being a chef is see I technically I have catering experience I say technically because you wouldn't think it but I went to catering college when I was 16 for a year it was part of the scheme I was on I was on the thing called a YTS scheme youth training scheme and so I was at work officially four days a week one day a week I go to college and it

was catering so I did a it was waiting and cooking so Jade says you're a sous chef with no job are you really a sous chef and Diane is that pastry isn't it sous I'm not genuinely is I should know I thought sous chef was pastry and cakes and and Diana says I'm sorry I froze hospitality ah so I did so I did catering so basically the college we learned how to cook so I did cooking at school so I did three three or four years of cooking at school um so I know what I

do know my way around a kitchen but I think it's lack of interest if I'm honest but I don't know I think if I had someone to cook for I might I might be more interested in it I don't know I don't know but it's always been me and I just I have cooked for people in the past I have you know when I lived in a buddhist center in the buddhist community we used to take turns cooking so there was like five of us it'd be like once a week I might cook and yeah

it was I think it was a roast dinner actually so it was okay um I remember we had one person and he did nachos and with whatever he had with nachos you know the crisps and uh cheese and stuff I forget the name of it and then Diana says it's difficult to get motivated when you're on your own yeah no I agree it's I don't know I just got better things to do I just I just want to put the food in my mouth and eat it I don't enjoy sitting around or waiting for something

to be cooked uh you know even microwaves are too slow for me because I leave it sometimes until I'm actually hungry hungry and I just gotta have a bit of toast or something just to which is probably not great but yeah nice roast dinner I don't know every day Diana says I have a family and always loads to cook for yeah I think I'd I just I do like eating food but nice food I get a little bit fed up because I do have takeaways sometimes there's periods when I have takeaways usually at Christmas although

this Christmas I've only had I have had a couple of takeaways but um not as much as normal because what I normally do when I get a takeaway is I share it with my neighbor and he hasn't been here so I don't want to chuck away food and a lot of the deals like you get two two pizzas for one which would have been today Tuesday there's no point me getting two pizzas because it's just me I like and also I kind of for some reason I don't feel guilty about spending the money on a

takeaway if I'm sharing it if it's just for me there's something just my hair looks awful look at that I can't stop look I need to get a hat honestly I look like I'm just dragging it forward to to hide it looks like a wig anyway I don't care what's it matter look anyone what you've all seen me with my hair bald in the past seven years so it's it's not that bad it's probably better it's it's not the worst it's ever been um that's lovely that you share thank you I don't know it's nice

to share but it's also it's just good to just get I don't know it's nice to share Jade says I love cooking for people my life situation right now currently keeps me from working so I just cook for my dad and deeds so are you are you living with your dad at the moment who's who's living in your house at the moment Jade how many people you got there and I like to yeah it's good because there's this place where you can get a roast dinner it's um I forget what it's called but it's they

do it's one of those places where you can just like help yourself to however much you want and they do deliveries and it's really good because one roast dinner is enough for two people um okay Jade thanks for that I just uh I'm just keeping a log of that for myself to remember so you're um when I first got a dinner this dinner which is a cooked dinner roast dinner and there's you got a choice of like chicken whatever you got a vegetarian version as well and then you've got roast potatoes mashed potato york big

yorkshire pudding cauliflower and cheese stuffing and uh like peas carrots and maybe brussels sprouts as well and gravy so there's a lot of stuff there the first time I got it I piled it up onto the plate and I was hungry but I was way too hungry for the amount that was there so I started stuffing it in my mouth like and I ate too much but I couldn't give it to my friend because I've already been eating it you know so I had to chuck it away and I chucked away all his food and

I felt bad about that so since then what I do is I put enough on the plate for me and I leave the rest in the packaging or I put it on a plate for him whatever's easier I prefer to put it in leave it in the packaging that way he's got to chuck the packaging away himself saves me doing it and plus he can decide what he has and you know so it's just there but it's nice but I wanted to get one on on Christmas Eve I ordered one and what I was going

to do it's a lot of noise outside what I was going to do is put some on a plate for Christmas Day so I was going to have some Christmas Eve and then eat the rest of Christmas Day stick it in a microwave put it in the fridge and then you know they didn't turn up I'm waiting an hour and a half two hours and I think what the hell's going on and then I look that the money didn't the payment didn't go through because there wasn't enough money on the card to pay for it

but they didn't phone me up didn't contact me to say oh the money hasn't gone through have you got another way of paying for it which I could have done do you do you take payment in kisses I don't you know I would have found another way to pay them so I'm just sitting there New Year's Eve waiting and you know waiting I was hungry and another neighbor knocked on the door and was talking to me so I lost track of time and by the time that it was too late to you know like but

I ended up getting a pizza instead but luckily it was it was past the time of getting a pizza but they they allowed it so it's quarter past nine and I said yeah I just have to see if we've got delivery driver and they did so it's okay okay well I've missed out a few messages there Jade says I'm caretaking for them both all right sorry to hear about your dad okay so yeah it's um if your dad's watching hi dad yeah what was this yeah so that that was what happened Christmas Eve and in

Christmas Day I basically again they wouldn't give me well they wouldn't give me I didn't want two pizzas because it's just me and they said well that's a special offer we do the two pizzas if you just have one pizza it's going to be more expensive but how the hell does that work out that way more expensive you have one pizza than it is you have two so um I ended up having a large pizza with some cookies oh I want that now I want them cookies cookies are the best part and then um I

ended up eating it Christmas Day as well so I stuck like half of it in the fridge and that's what I had Christmas Day uh cold pizza yeah groovy isn't it nice I've got another one Diane Jade I love cookies yeah I love cookies oh yeah I do they're nice especially when they're warm the ones from because this is uh Domino's pizza the warm pit the warm cookies they don't stay warm long but oh yeah I can really do one now one or two or five anyway um how long I've been talking 50 minutes wow

I'm trying to look over there all this stuff going on there's not much background sound though is there apart from in the garden it was a bit of a bit of stuff but I'm they've gone in I just sometimes think am I making too much noise you know but I don't think I am am I I'm talking fairly quiet I hope so anyway Jade let's eat some cookies yeah we can find a way oh um yeah they're easy to make 20 seconds in the microwave really you know what I don't utilize my microwave enough you

know the only two things I use it for is I heat up the milk in the morning for my ready break if you don't know if you don't have ready break where you are it's like a porridge like a quick porridge and the other thing is to heat up beans baked beans that's it oh yeah and to cook like a microwave meal so those are three things uh when I bought the microwave because I have I've basically been without a microwave since 2004 let's say 2005 until I don't know a couple of years ago last

year the year before so 5 15 so a good like 17 18 years without a microwave and I remember everything I got from the supermarket was microwavable I was getting pizzas hot dogs burgers ice cubes you know you name it um I just it was just constant potatoes you know um jacket potatoes stuff like that and they take 10 minutes I was just non-stop everything was microwavable um but specifically for the microwave and I should have done that for Christmas really the only thing is I got a delivery the week before Christmas and then I

went to make a do and it wasn't for Christmas that was enough to get me through till Christmas and then I went to make another delivery to book another delivery home delivery no slots completely full so I did I was basically just getting by on what I already had in the fridge and in the cupboards and then I managed to get a delivery on Monday after Christmas so I was at 25th 27th of December and even then I it was a small delivery because I didn't really have the cash to get a big delivery so

I spent like 40 quid or something like that just basics and they still didn't give me any milk which was like the most basic of basics that I could basically ever basically order I mean milk but they didn't didn't have any milk it didn't so I don't know what was going on there because normally I get the long life where I forget what it's called but it's a certain milk that lasts a lot longer a lot longer than some of the other milk I guess it just isn't fresh but it's nice Cravendale it's called yeah

Cravendale it's very nice it's very tasty so I can buy it and it lasts a couple of weeks as long as you don't open it Cravendale yeah my favorite is Parmalat Jade says we don't have that here I don't think um Parmalat Parmalat it sounds like cheese is it like a cheesy milk I don't know just Parmesan Parmalat mind you I did there are quite a few things in America they're exactly the same as what we have here but they've got a different name and one of those oh what is it is it Mars Bar

do you have a Mars Bars or are they called something different see we did that with the Snicker Bar it used to be called Marathon and then for some reason this is about 30 years ago or 25 years ago they decided to change it to Snickers the same as it is in America and I refuse to call it that for many years Marathon did you did it used to be called Marathon in America or anywhere else Jade says it's a shelf stable milk a lot like Cravendale oh cool Diane says Marathon Jade says no we

have Snickers and Twix yeah we they're called Stickers now they've been for a long time Twix yeah Twix are weird they keep coming out with different versions of it you know like different new types of Snickers not new types of Twix rather what's that all about eh so anyway oh yeah but website so that's coming along good it will be so full of stuff it's amazing it's going to take ages to do it but it will be done it just it's just non-stop so I'm thinking what I'm going to be doing even if I don't

do like lots of live broadcasts or anything my plan is when I do a sleep whisper hypnosis recording or um relax and sleep hypnosis daily or bedtime story time or boring story or whatever or let me boil to sleep even I'm going to film it and put onto YouTube as well as make the podcast that's my plan even if I don't do sort of regular live stuff I don't know about the regular live stuff I don't know Jade says I just stick with regular bakers dark chocolate bars we don't have those I don't think bakers

dark chocolate bars Jade says bedtime stories yeah I think I went through a little period when I really liked dark chocolate you know like proper uh 80 90 percent chocolate and then I really went off it I kind of it it was too much it was a bit too bitter there was one I quite liked and it had um peppers I think mixed in with it and it was spicy and it was a bit hot and it brilliant really nice mixture but I think as far as chocolate goes Maltesers still can't beat Maltesers don't have

them that often but Maltesers and a crunchy bar so I guess it's that honeycomb thing that I like I like minstrels as well which I don't know if you have them for me minstrels Maltesers they kind of um they go together although completely different but they just I cast I class them in the same category they're basically in the category of things that I love Diane says I remember my first time I heard you was on a YouTube video 20 years ago like it was no it wasn't she didn't say that 20 minutes sleep challenge

might as well be 20 years ago that was 2011 I did that Jade says going to have to try that now Maltesers oh yeah you know what um Diane that that 20 minutes sleep challenge try and stay awake that was when I was because I was on YouTube at the time predominantly I still was doing podcasts I've always have since 2007 but that YouTube was my that was my first viral video I know it wasn't viral as such you know in a way of getting millions but it was my first um really popular video that

suddenly I was getting thousands of uh views and I think that video kind of turned my YouTube channel around and I got a lot more people watching it and even now people still watch that video on YouTube it's been it's always been the most popular video that I've ever done which is weird I don't know why but um it just has I clearly did something right on that video Diane says it was fantastic thank you oh it still gets watched too yeah says Jade it does people still watch it not my YouTube channel is very

very small now compared to how it used to be used to be like I've got a different channel to what I used to have but I had a YouTube channel and it was pretty it was growing see if I'd have just not done what I did and deleted everything which is what I did in about 2013 you know eight years on I would have had I imagine my channel would be pretty I'd be able to I'd be able to earn a living from it by now I reckon it would have been because I was getting

about I was making about £180 a month from my videos and I was getting 45,000 views a month now to me 45,000 was huge I know it's tiny compared to a lot of other channels in that but by but it was growing it was really growing and every every day I was getting more and more subscribers and every video is getting more views you know it's really really big really getting growing at an exponential rate and Diane says everything kept vanishing yeah I did I deleted everything I had a habit of doing that don't do

that anymore although I have deleted a lot of stuff but it's because I had to it wasn't because I wanted to but I think it was weird because the YouTube channel was going so well and almost did a little gamble and I don't know I just wasn't right in the head at the time and I just deleted it all and I lost it lost all of the videos apart from those that I had backups you know on my on my laptop but there you go that's that's what it is I won't I won't be doing

that again and that's partly why I haven't really put much interest or much energy into my YouTube channel I mean I have uploaded I've got 594 subscribers which is tiny oh Diana you have bipolar yeah it's so you understand it was I can't really explain it if I'm honest I can't really explain it was self-sabotage I think is definitely a good I've discussed it with my therapist in depth for quite a while that self-sabotage thing that I had going on but now it's harder to do that because of the audience because my my audience is

so much larger now than it used to be with the podcasts in there and you know I mean this this month without getting into all the statistics and stuff but current month I've had 761 000 downloads of my podcasts so it's it's practically impossible to chuck that away I think if I'd have had the similar if I'd had those kind of numbers on my YouTube channel I wouldn't have been able to I don't think I could have even deleted it it would have been you know because it would have been it was a lot easier

when I had I think I had like 3 000 subscribers on my YouTube channel apparently that's what I've been told people told me I don't remember and uh half a million plays up to that point and then I deleted it but if I'd have had you know like millions and millions and millions of plays I probably wouldn't have got rid of it it's hard to say isn't it who knows I mean it might have not made any difference but on my YouTube channel now I've got 594 subscribers so it's a tiny amount and and I

get thousand plays a month Diane says you need to value your own worth your yeah thanks um I think I'm a lot better these days and I've had a lot of feedback about my podcasts and just it's a bit like um movie moviegoers or play people you know play um people vote with their feet or with their bums with their bums you know if people come to see a play and they sit down on the seats that's them voting you might never get any feedback from them but people keep coming back and sitting down and

people keep coming then um that that in itself is kind of shows that whoever's doing a play is doing something right and through all the mistakes I make and will make and have made and stuff uh I must be doing something right to have people keep coming back and listening you know some people have been listening to me for years well Diane you know um someone someone blokes said he'd been listening to me since about 2007 he's still listening so wow we were both young men back then and I was honestly I was I was

I was 35 years old when I started doing this so now nearly 52 or now 51 I'll be 52 in the end of August so it's a long way away in it but I'm 51 now and my phone is low battery 20% left so um I'll have to bring this to a close in a minute I've got a lot of stuff though on on the videos so if I go to monetization just so it tells me how many videos I've got no it doesn't oh I thought it would do see 3630 watch hours I need

4000 to be able to monetize I need a thousand subscribers to monetize I'm not bothered about monetizing it's just uh but I thought normally says how many videos I have but it doesn't have that there settings oh all right okay I've got thousands I've uploaded all of the podcast episodes so you can just share them for my podcast so I've got every episode of my podcast apart from the ones with music on my youtube channel so and all in playlists as well so I've got playlists for 781 episodes of let me bore you to sleep

149 of the relax asleep hypnosis daily I've got seven Jason Chats vlogs 368 deep sleep whispers 25 boring objects 26 bedtime stories 40 stress and pain relief ones um 30 hypnotic buffet 46 pain relief chronic pain relief so yeah I've got quite a few on there okay maybe not thousands just that was an exaggeration but over a thousand anyway 781 1000 yeah 200 300 put about 1500 recordings once I start uploading new content and videos I think the youtube channel will start to grow that's what I think I think it will just automatically um because

for some people want to see a video on youtube just a static page with my voice isn't really what youtube is for um even though for me you know it's the sound may actually well probably is a lot better on the podcast than it is on although there's probably not a lot of difference really now thanks Diane this is amazing um really not a lot of difference now with because I'm using a really good microphone for the videos as well so it's not a huge difference providing there's no background sound and there's not really any

there's no hissing or anything like that you know so I mean I should be all right even to do a whisper recording do a whisper recording does it sound okay whisper yeah and once I'm up to date with everything and the website's up to date and everything's kind of where I want it to be I'm probably going to be making four probably at least four new videos a day four new podcast episodes a day and that's the plan I just have to get up to date with everything because that having to delete the long recordings

of music was a rule uh it was it tripped me up a bit you know it was the first of December Diane says don't overdo things thanks sometimes I do overdo things that go on and like last night and today probably why I got I had a bit of a headache it's kind of gone now but I was fully just wouldn't give up I had to keep going because I need to get this stuff done because it's in the way of I'd much rather be reading a book on hypnosis or get myself give myself new

ideas to be more creative than um than to just be editing and uploading old stuff or you know just so it's back to where it needs to be so everything's back to sort of normal I'd rather create new recordings so the quicker I get all this finished the sooner I can just get back to producing new recordings it's kind of where I'm at so I just want to get it over and done with and I was hoping to have it all done by the end of the year which it won't be because it's the 28th

today well 29th I guess do things for leisure not because you have to says Diane this isn't a leisure thing for me though this is a job if you know I mean not not sort of not to earn money but to this is I guess the the most important thing that I do this is not leisurely I suppose it it can be a bit more leisurely than I do it you know there's no there's no reason why I have to get things done right now but I suppose I'm trying to free myself so then I

can be more creative and think of new things to do I want to do some stop smoking recordings very soon like regular ones there maybe some weight loss recordings I have to hide my belly when I do those ones but I won't overwhelm myself Diane I will I am I'm quite good at relaxing which is quite good considering I do you know relaxation sessions I can sit down on there and on the chair just listening to the radio or listening to some music or sometimes just listening to nothing just you know maybe listening to the

weather outside and I really just relax completely and it does rejuvenate me so I'm quite good with that I'm able to go to sleep quite easily as well so I'll have a little nap I'll need Diane says I'll need the weight loss ones if I come to your house I'll um yeah I thought I always had this issue with like should I can I really make a weight loss video unless I'm slim now I know I've seen hypnotists teach this stuff and they're got I mean I'm you know they're big big big people and I've

seen a few hypnotists that teach weight loss and I was like to me that would be like smoking a cigarette and doing stop smoking the session with someone but puffing away on a cigarette I know it's not the same thing but to me that would be a little bit like that but but then you know what does it really matter I guess because if you're listening on a podcast you can't see me anyway um and if I do a video I can do it from my neck up just show my head because I haven't really

got I've got a bit of a fat face I know but the weird thing about it right with a pie Diane says I can have a pie in my hand while I was doing the video now that's funny this is a big plate of food now you need to control your eating you have to control your urge that'd be fun you know what I might do that for a laugh I might actually make a record make a recording and just have me eating during the recording um you know I did two versions of the nail

biting um hypnosis recording and both versions are funny this is one of my little jewels that you kind of hidden you have to search for them I don't know where they are but one I remember I did a video and the video's gone but I've still got the audio so I lost the video long ago but I literally was laughing I had to keep holding in the laughter because the stuff I was saying was so outrageous at times and but you know I know someone that listens to that recording and they've been biting their nails

for the whole life pretty much and stopped after that so you know I might have to do an up an updated version of that you know it's just all it is is really just being creative and just adding a little bit more juice a little bit more oomph to it but it's very fun it's hard it's it's okay really if if you're making a video um it's harder if you start laughing um of course you can edit it but with a podcast it's it's so easy to edit stuff out so if I'm doing a recording

I start laughing sometimes I leave it in but not if it's not if it's a sit like a hypnosis session if it's a let me bore you to sleep one or if it's a even perhaps boring objects one or the bedtime story times one where it's a little bit looser if I start laughing I might leave it in but if it's a deep sleep whisper a deep sleep whisper and I'm like whispering and you know trying to get someone to relax and fall asleep and then I say something silly that tickles me and I just

keep thinking about it and then I end up laughing and it's a little bit disruptive I guess which is why I would edit that out but I'm going to lose this whole video if I don't stop in a minute because the there's about five percent left on the battery so I need to finish and upload it otherwise I'll lose it because it's a live stream you see because so it has to be it's not saved on my phone it goes has to be saved on Facebook and then I'll download it again and put onto YouTube

so I'm going to go um 79 minutes so 67 80 67 so it's an hour and 20 minutes so that's okay isn't it thank you Diane and I don't know where get some rest thank you um Jade's disappeared so I think she's gone where are you and and I will see everyone thank you for listening there's only been a few people today last time there was a few more but it's okay it's just really lovely to have anyone listen there was a time when I'd come on in I'd be waiting and no one would come

on but now always at least a few people do come and say hello which is nice so night thank you and um that's it so thank you for listening everyone on the podcast thank you for watching everyone on the live stream take care remember to be kind to yourself because you deserve to be happy lots of love bye