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Hello, hello, hello, welcome to Jason Newland dot com. My name's Jason Newland. In fact, welcome, let me just check to see if this is working ok.
My name's Jason Newland. In fact, let me just check to see if this is working ok. See? Not a bad quality sound there, if I do say so myself.
Ah, bleh. Hello. I'm trying to get it so that this microphone isn't so intrusive.
This microphone as well. But it's kind of strange because, yeah, they just really seem in my face. But hey, I wonder if I can do this a little bit differently.
I thought maybe, if I go like that, oh no. Ah, well. It's a, it's a, it's basically what it is, it's a, it's a testing, you know, I'm just trying to test things out.
I don't do many live broadcasts, but I do the occasional one. I realise the lighting ain't perfect in here. But it's alright, I think.
I'm recording the podcast at the same time. And my hair is messy, which is weird because I just washed it. It feels so silky smooth.
Oh, it's nice to be able to hold chunks of my hair like that. Because I spend so much time in my life being bald. But I do actually have hair, look.
I know I'm receding and stuff, but I do have my own hair. It's just a bit, my big pink forehead. Blimey.
So, yeah, I've got a website now, letmeboytosleep.com. Belinda says hi, hi Jason, I mean, hi Belinda. I've forgotten my own name. My own name.
Hi. Hi to the three people listening, watching, rather. Oh, I've got quite a lot going on.
First of all, my back is... The middle of my back is not great. I say middle, middle... I can't even... I can't even place where it is. I know where I can feel it, but I can't... I need someone to sort of press on my back.
For me to sort of figure out where exactly, you know, it hurts. I don't know if it's skeletal, muscular, or worse. You know, hopefully nothing worse, but... I don't know if it's caused it, it's self-inflicted because of all the stretching exercises I was doing in order to help my lower back, which at the moment hasn't been causing me hardly any problems at all, because all the pain... It seems I've only got a certain amount of pain available to me, and all of that's being used for my upper back, or my middle of my back.
And there's none left. Sorry mate, you should have got here earlier. All the pain's been taken.
Yeah, we've got none left to give you. You're going to have to make do with just feeling a little bit awkward, a little bit stiff, that's all. Sorry mate, try and get here a bit earlier tomorrow, yeah? Mmm, yeah.
So that seems to be the thing. Erm... Sorry Belinda, hi Belinda... Belinda... Erm... I've been... Since I did my last live recording, I've been working on... Well, I've got new websites now. I've got... I can't even remember the names of them.
LetMeBoyToSleep.com SleepHypnosisDaily.com Erm... DeepSleepWhisper.com I think. It might be DeepSleepWhisperHypnosis.com, but I think it's DeepSleepWhisper. No sure.
So, erm, but... I'm going to write them down on a piece of paper and stick them on the wall to remind me. But those websites are podcasts. So you click on them, so the Let Me Boy To Sleep, the website is just the podcast.
Not really anything else, so if you... For whatever reason... I don't know. I can't think of a reason really, but... It might be easier. You know? Than going on to Spotify or to Apple Podcasts.
It's definitely not harder. Mind you, an app is easier to open, isn't it, than a website sometimes. So... Yeah.
Maybe it is easier to do the app. But it's just there. It's there for those that would like to use it.
It's... All of my recordings on that website. And what I'm going to do... What I'm going to do is... I'm going to build some more podcasts. Listing... Maybe, you know, one to a hundred.
And then like that. So then I'll put them in little podcasts. So you can click on that and the podcast will come up.
Just so you can find stuff. It's a little bit easier. You get me? Sway down.
Yeah. Easier. Other than that... Hello, Boston.
Hey, Boston. Hey, how you doing? I want to go and have some coffee. Some coffee.
Coffee. Coffee. And... I... I... I've got a twitchy eye.
I went three days. I think. Where I didn't do an out.
Didn't do a thing. Didn't do a single, single thing. For three whole days.
And now I'm kind of trying to catch up. Yesterday evening and today. Hi, Carol.
Hello. So I'm trying to catch up with some stuff. Haven't updated my website yet.
But it was updated. I spent part of those... To be fair, I didn't spend three days doing nothing. I spent three days doing administrative stuff.
Building the websites. Updating the websites. All that stuff.
So... When I say I was doing nothing, that's a lie. I just wasn't making any recordings. So... Today... Last night... I started.
Got back on it. Yesterday late afternoon. I think.
And all day today. I've been at it all day. I'm very sore.
I've been at it all day. Other than that, that's it really. Carol says... You help the nation to sleep.
Do you fall asleep easily? That's a good question. You know what, Carol? I'm kind of a weird sleeper. I'm a... I'm a very... Yeah, I do.
The answer to that answer is yes. The answer to that answer? The answer to that question is yeah. I fall asleep easily.
I don't stay asleep particularly for long periods of time. But I think part of the reason for that is because I've got so much to do. There's always something to do.
And I'm always sort of wanting to check on the stats and, you know, work on stuff. So... And I've got the kind of lifestyle where I can sleep anytime I want. So I don't just have to sleep at night.
I can sleep during the day. I can go to sleep now. You wouldn't even notice, would you, really, to be fair, if I just went to sleep.
But falling asleep, easy. I can sleep during the day. I can sleep.
Heidi says... He falls asleep whilst making podcasts. I actually do. See, if I was on camera, you wouldn't believe it.
Because I'm like this. Especially with the sleep whisper ones. They are practically... It's so hard.
I would say, probably not for the last month, have I made a sleep whisper hypnosis session without falling asleep while I was making it. Now sometimes I fall asleep, like proper. And I wake up and I'm like an hour and a half into the recording.
And it's just the last hour of me just snoring. And more recently, it's just... I have to keep editing, going through it and editing because you've just got these noises like... You know, my recordings are quite easy to edit normally. But the whisper ones, I have to go through every single sound to see whether or not it's me talking or me snoring.
I do snore. I do. I have sleep apnea, actually.
I've been diagnosed with sleep apnea a few years ago. So I do snore. Carol says, thank you for answering that question.
That's very formal of you. I'm very pleased that you asked. I was over the moon to answer.
You know what would be weird, wouldn't it? If I did a recording on sleeping and I couldn't sleep. That's why I don't do recordings on being nice. How to be nice to people.
Because I'm not. I'm nasty. I do fall asleep.
I lay down on my bed. You know what? I realised. OK.
And again, I think it's a bit... I'm in quite a good situation because I don't have to get up. I rarely have an appointment that I need to get up for. So I don't have to get up in the morning at a specific time.
If I did, then I would re-evaluate that question. But when I lay down on my bed, I enjoyed that part of it. Because you can't remember when you're asleep.
You might be able to remember the dreams. But you can't remember how you felt and how relaxed you were when you were asleep. And we are very relaxed when we're asleep.
Because the body relaxes itself. It's just what it does. But we can't remember that.
So what I like to do is have some time laying down and enjoying feeling relaxed. Enjoying. Getting in touch with that feeling of comfort.
And like, oh, I ain't got to do nothing now. Just relaxing. And not one part of me is wanting to go to sleep.
It's not not wanting to go to sleep either. That bit before going to sleep has got nothing to do with sleep for me. The sleeping bit happens.
I'm not aware of it. It just happens. But when I'm lying in bed, that part is where I'm just chilling out.
Heidi says, I love the drifting away. Yeah, I do. You know when you drift and then you come back.
Sometimes, honestly, I'll be lying in bed and I'll drift away. And then I'll be thinking about something. And I'm enjoying the thought.
I'm really enjoying it. Whether it's funny. It might be like a funny situation that I'm just enjoying thinking about.
Or it might be sexy time. I don't know. It could be something that I'm just enjoying.
And I'm trying to get back to that. So maybe I've drifted away and I'm trying to get in touch with that again. But then I drift away in a different direction.
I'm trying to get back to the little dreamy thing that I was having. And I do. I don't get frustrated because I don't care enough.
And then when I'm in that state, I couldn't. Even though I'm technically still awake. I couldn't count to five.
I was like totally gone. But I am awake. But my mind's just.
I'm kind of sometimes almost like chasing this little feeling. That was lovely. But not in a kind of grabby, gropey way.
But more in a pleasant way. It's like, oh, OK, I'm going to follow that. And sometimes I drift and I wake come back.
And I'm trying to get in touch with what I was thinking about before I drifted. And I just can't sometimes. It's almost like it's impossible.
I can't get it back. I mean, there's occasions where I'm lying in the bed and I have an idea. And I don't have a pad next to my bed, which would be a good idea to have.
Because, you know, my ideas are related to doing this stuff. And if I have an idea, Boston says MHM. My.
Hairy. I don't know. What does MHM stand for? Or is it just.
Mm. Mm. And I like the feeling.
I'll tell you what. Earlier, if you if you really want to be bored. Nothing.
Oh, nodding and agreeing. OK, cool. And I discovered something that felt that sent me to sleep today.
So I just had something to eat. And what I like to do is. Sometimes just sit in my chair and just close my eyes.
I've had time to eat. I'm not going to lie down after having a full meal, but I will sit down. And I was watching a video on.
Using a music software, software package, and the video lasted about an hour and a half. I had no interest in what he was doing because it was a cube base. It's going to be a different software package to anything I've used or ever will probably.
And it was music. I don't do music really. It sent me to sleep.
His voice was so calming. It's like now I do this and a few little sounds were coming up. So I closed my eyes and I fell asleep.
And honestly, I was listening to him and his voice was part of my dreams. I don't know what the dreams were, but his voice was there. And I woke up and I looked at the TV and I thought, OK.
It was lovely. It was so peaceful. So calming that I might be doing it again.
I found something that really worked for me. Belinda says, that's what your voice is like. Thank you.
Thank you. Are you saying I'm boring? Boston says, Jason, I've been told my voice is calming too. You have got a calming voice, Boston.
When you're not shouting. When you're not shouting at me. People come to my vlog room to listen to me.
Yeah, too right they do. I remember your vlogs. For anyone that doesn't know, Boston Chicky was on there.
We've known each other for over a decade, isn't it? Over a decade. She was big on the blogging scene. She's one of the top vloggers on YouTube back in 2011.
2011, I think. I think probably a year or so before that, Boston was following me on YouTube. She suggested to me, and I used to follow her.
I used to watch her videos. She suggested that I join a vlogging thing. I used to do a Jason Chads vlog.
I wasn't that regular with it. I was doing vlogs. I didn't used to call them vlogs.
I used to call them updates. My first update was probably 2007. Vlogging wasn't a thing.
It wasn't heard of. No one knew what vlogging was in 2007. All mine was.
Boston says, I like those chats you would make. Thank you. I've still got about 30 videos in storage somewhere that I might upload to YouTube.
I might look to start making some more. Now I've got... Boston, what do you think of the microphone? The quality? Remember what my quality of my stuff used to be like? I'm waiting for a response now. The podcast quality has improved a lot.
But the video... The one thing is... Thank you, Boston, I like it. I'm using a thing called an iRig. Which basically is... So you've got the microphone.
It's connected with the proper microphone. I forget the name of it. But it goes into this box called an iRig.
In fact, if I do this... I'm going to try. There you go. I was trying to do it without knocking everything off, but it didn't work.
So the iRig plugs into the iPhone. And... Heidi says, I'm falling asleep already. Keep... I'll keep the sound on.
Good night. OK, bye, Heidi. Boston says, OK, nice.
So yeah. For those who listen to the podcast, check out the video. I'll post it on YouTube.
It'll be on my Facebook page. About 20... 22 minutes in or something. I show you the iRig.
I actually show it to the camera. Boston says, good night. Good night, Heidi.
So I... I've got this. I've been trying to figure a way... To... Just get better quality sound. You know, OK, the picture should be pretty good.
But the light in here ain't great. So there's... I could do a bit better with the lighting. But even still, I think the picture's... You know, 100% better than it ever used to be.
It looks a little bit flaky, but... For me, it's the audio. Because I'm about the voice. Not about... We all can see I'm a supermodel.
We don't need, you know, don't need extra lighting for that. But the voice, you know, if I... I say the voice, but... For you to be able to hear me. Clearly.
Without... In the background or... I never understood why iPhones... Top of the range. Top technology. Every time they produce a new one.
The camera's better. I mean, you could basically travel to Mars with the camera now. It's so great.
But the audio still isn't... Wonderful. Now the new iPhone... I've got the new iPhone and I've... I've noticed compared to the other one... I'm using the old iPhone with this recording now. And the... The audio seems to pick up better with the new... The new iP... The new iPhone.
But still nothing compared to having a mic. Boston says, I have a Blue Yeti mic. I used to have one of them and... I don't know what it was.
I think it might have been... The laptop. I don't know. But I struggled with the Blue Yeti at times.
I just... I didn't used to do much in the way of live streaming. Because if you remember... I'm saying to Boston now, because she's the only one that really would remember this, but... I never had very good internet. My internet was always slow.
Ever since I knew Boston until... Even just until lately. My internet has not ever been very good for... Doing live streaming. Now I've got... I'm doing live streaming on... The mobile phone.
Mobile data. 4G. I'm not using the broadband.
Because the broadband is half the speed. Broadband is like 37... Megabytes a second. Mobile data.
Sometimes I get up to 90 megabytes. So it's much better. And I'm using the Facebook app.
Everything just is better using the phone. And the mobile data. I didn't have that until just recently.
I got my... I had mobile data, but I never... It was always limited. And it was never that fast. But now, since January... I got my first unlimited data.
Which is on that phone there. Carol says you're going to go on for a while tonight. It's like... You're really going to go on a bit.
You're going to be on for a while tonight. Is that a question? It almost sounded like... You're going to be on for a while tonight. This is going to last forever.
I'm going to be on for the next half an hour. I'm going to do an hour. An hour.
I'm not going to... I say that, but I'm hard... I don't always... I'm not always able to please myself when I'm doing a live broadcast. Because the hour, it goes much quicker. You see that? Quicker.
Doing a live broadcast goes quicker than doing a normal podcast. I think that is because I'm talking to you. And I'm just moving the screen down.
So I don't want to miss anyone. In a nice... OK, thanks Carol. I can't stay long.
I have work tonight, Boston says. Boston, 24 hour shift? Wow. Boston, you asked... Yes, unlimited data.
Unlimited. I've got unlimited data on four things now. On that phone, my other phone, the iPad and the laptop.
And I use... When I'm uploading my stuff, I use three things at the same time. Sometimes four. Because it takes absolutely ages.
Even with the mobile data. Because you know, download. They always focus on download, don't they? Upload.
So I might get 75 megabytes download. It's not much use to me because I don't hardly download anything. I do a bit like download my recordings from one thing to another and whatever.
But it's uploading. So I'm getting maybe 20 megabytes upload. Which then lasts, you know.
Carol says I'm going to get to bed, put on my headphones and listen in. Cool. Just letting you know Carol, this and everyone else that's watching, this will be uploaded as a podcast as well.
I will share the video. The video will be on Facebook and it will be there. I will share it onto YouTube probably tomorrow.
But this will be available as a podcast half an hour after, within an hour of me finishing. It should be uploaded. Edit it and upload it.
So I don't know what the time is now. It's 11 now. Well, depends where you are.
By midnight. I don't know. Wherever you are.
It's saying hours time. Some of these versions of these recordings should be uploaded. Ish.
Yeah. I didn't realise it was so late. It's 11 o'clock here.
Boston says hey Carol. I am but a fool. Darling I love you.
Though you treat me cruel. Yeah. Um.
Oh Carol. It's quite a few carols, isn't it? Songs. Oh Carol.
Hey Carol. Oh Carol. No.
I am a night owl. I hate that. Okay Carol, sorry.
You hate that song. Yeah. I'll tell you what.
I've got a little bit of a soft spot for 50s songs. Because that was a 50s song, wasn't it? That was. Like.
I'm bouncing back to you. I'm bouncing back to you. I like Buddy Holly.
And. Bill Haley. And Billy Fury.
Wasn't that the 50s? All around kind of Elvis's sort of. Pretty much before Elvis really. Because he was what? 57? Boston says I have a song about me.
Do you? What's it called? I know what it is. It's please release me. Let me go.
Is that your. Is that the one? Oh. My.
I have a song named after me. All by myself. Michelle.
Michelle. My bill. Yep.
Dirty water. Wow. There's a lot of female named songs.
It's not that many male named songs. Is there? There isn't this. I thought about that before.
Any. Anyone name some songs named after a man. Like with a man's name.
I'm solely in the title. Because with women. You've got Mandy.
You've got Shirley. Shirley might ask. Wow.
Let me tell you. Shaken Stevens. That's Julie.
There was a Shirley one as well. Julie. Do you love me truly? Julie.
To be to be. There is an Andrea song. Yeah.
I forget your name. But your name is Boston. I'm confused.
Hmm. I don't understand. Where did you.
I probably asked you this before. Boston. I know where the Boston comes from.
Chicky. Where did the Chicky come from? So you're from Boston. Chicky.
Confused.com. I'll just bang the microphone. See. It's in the way.
That's what I'm going to do. Right. Is it still picking me up? Can someone tell me.
Is the volume on the. Video still OK on Facebook? Can you still hear me OK with the microphone? Where it is? Please answer me. Continue.
Please help me. Yes, I hear you. Perfect.
Brilliant. I'll scroll down now. I'll acknowledge your previous messages.
I'm a chick. I thought it was going to be something. I don't know.
Strange. It's because I'm a chick, isn't it? I'm a chick. What was I going to say? I was going to say something.
Not under the desk or anything weird like that. I just like to be able to. Move my hands when I talk.
Boston says. You thought it was going to be. With your dad.
No, it's because I'm a girl. And I'm from Boston. I know.
Boston, have you heard about. I'm sorry. You do know him, don't you? The hypnotist.
Because his name has gone out of my head now. My friend, the hypnotist I did an interview with. I've lost his name.
That's terrible, isn't it? That's. Do you know who I mean? I'm going to search now. But he's very ill.
I do know. I just for some reason I forgot his name has gone out of my head. Because it isn't a real name.
It's like. You know, it's a sort of. Well.
He was a big YouTuber. Back in the day. Idini.
I didn't find it. I just remembered Idini. Do you know Idini Boston? Do you remember that? Yeah, from New Hampshire.
That's it. He's a hypnotist, but also a magician. He's more interested in magic than in hypnosis.
I'd say magic is his passion, you know. Loves the magic. Hypnosis is something that he got into.
I'm not sure if it's because he wanted to perform. On the streets using hypnosis, which he has. You Boston says used to listen to him before me.
Oh. Yeah, I did a video. I did an interview with him a couple of years ago.
And. He's. I'm going heavy here, by the way, for a couple of seconds.
But this is just this is real life. And he. He's had leukemia for quite a while.
And then he went to hospital. And because they thought maybe he was in a. A much worse state. And if.
He's got prostate. Cancer. And.
So, yeah, I think he's still in hospital. And. Yeah, I just.
The last message I saw now, I didn't know what to say. It's weird. I just didn't know what to what to really put down.
What's so right? Because everyone seems to write because he's got a big following. He's got a bigger foot. Well.
He's got a bigger YouTube following than me. Like he's. He's he's had millions and millions and millions of views on his channel.
And if he released a video, he'd have thousands. Within an hour. Even though he doesn't do much YouTube videos anymore.
But, you know, he's got an audience to love him on YouTube. Oh, he's at home, is he? Yeah. I might send him a personal message just to sort of send my.
Thoughts and that. It's where I think if he is someone that I probably try and. A Boston picking on me.
Boston says, Jason, if you didn't delete your shit, you'd be huge, too. Sorry, sorry, sorry. Carol says, I've not heard of him, but going to check him out.
He's a DNS. E. D. D. I. N. N. I. Or E. D. D. I. N. I. Or E. D. D. I. N. I. Or E. I'm not sure if it's 1D or double D. I'm not sure. Or N or double N. And.
He's got a nice handful. So. I did keep deleting my channels to.
Not just to put my YouTube videos and. But I haven't done it on my podcasts. And I've got a bigger audience now than I ever had on YouTube.
So. You know, there's a lot more people listen to me on podcasts than on YouTube. But.
Boston, you probably agree that if I hadn't deleted my. Channel, the one that was doing well. Or starting to do well.
I would have been. Yeah. I think I'd have.
I don't know. It's hard to tell, but it's possibly I could have had. A really large subscription.
And by now, because it would be 10 years later. I might have. Who knows my millions of subscribers.
I think what I think the test of it was my videos was so rubbish. Quality wise, not not of the content necessarily. I hope not.
But the quality of the video is terrible. Fuzzy. I was using webcams a lot of the time.
The sound was awful. But people still watched. I still had.
I think I had 3,000 subscribers. On my popular. My most popular channel, and that's not I know.
3,000 is a small amount compared to. You know. Even average YouTubers these days.
But for me. It was good because I could see the subscribers going up every day. I was getting like 10, 20, 30 new subscribers.
It was just growing and growing and growing. One of my videos at 100,000 plays. Views.
And instead of just like compared to now. If I get like four or five views or 20 views of a video in a week. That's pretty good.
But I got to the point where I'd release a video and within a day. I'd have maybe 2,000 views of that video. So it would be.
Yeah, it was growing. So would have grown. I know it's all over.
Would have should have could have. Means nothing, does it? But if we learn from it, it could be. It could be.
Carol says, I've not heard of him, but I'm going to check him out. Yeah, he's he's a nice bloke. He's done.
His videos are really popular. And and the thing is, I think what it is is. He's another one that just proves that he was popular for him.
Not for the quality of. I say the the visual quality. Because he used a webcam.
And he never. I think he did get himself a phone. But for years and for most of his YouTube career.
He just had a webcam. And it was a very. It wasn't the greatest picture.
But. His skill. He's got the perfect voice for hypnosis.
He's very and he talks how he talks. That's how he talks. Very slow, very considered.
Very precise. Very clear, very. You know, he's just like he's puts everything into it.
He's very he's very talented. But he's not Bob. However.
His passion is magic. So he does a lot of he's done a lot of magic videos as well. See of.
I don't know what my passion is. Do I have a passion? I'm not sure. Ventriloquism, I think.
I'm going to get myself a ventriloquist dollar doll dolly doll. And. I'm going to do a podcast.
Where I talk to the ventriloquist Dolly. Or doll. Puppet.
So I'm thinking that would be quite good because I can't imagine there's many. Podcasts often. Of ventriloquists.
I was. I did a recording earlier. If you fancy, I shouldn't really kind of.
Give you inside information like this. But I did a boring objects. Podcast earlier.
And it's about jobs. And. I had to stop myself laughing on quite a few occasions.
Might be worth a little listen. It's half an hour long. I think or 40 minutes.
Anyway, it's. There's some. There's a few good lines in there.
Even though I do say so myself. I was quite pleased. Very, very, very impressed.
It was very nice to do it and. I feel privileged to be able to share it with you. Yes.
And sometimes I do. When I'm recording. I kind of have to stop myself from laughing.
And I was like breathing. I make a weird noise. As I always turn into a zombie.
Walking dead walking dead. Hey. I think with this microphone for the.
Video. The irig. You can't have the microphone too close.
Because it distorts. See this. I can talk into the microphone closer.
For the podcast. Closer and closer and closer. And but this if I got close to it.
It would distort. Not like distorted bad. But it was like would be.
A fair bit of distortion. Has to be a distance. Which I find quite.
It's quite a good thing actually. I mean technically. If you look at where my head is.
I can't. Stupid thing. Always in my way.
It looks like it's a long way away doesn't it. It's just there. It's high.
Look how far there is above my head. Let me see if I can get it above my head. Let me see.
If it would go. So technically if I. Move it. Like that.
So. Okay. It's just out of camera shot.
Is anyone still listening. Anyone still listening. Please answer.
Anyone watching I mean. On YouTube. On Facebook.
If you are. I'm just wondering if you can still hear me. Actually I'm going to listen myself.
Don't need you. I'm going to look myself. See there.
Baby baby. Right. So can you hear me.
So can you hear me. You can. So can you hear me.
You can. Wow. Wow.
So can you hear me. This is weird. I'm going to stop that.
So. That camera is out. Of although the shadows on the head.
But the camera. Is that the microphone rubbish just there. So potentially I could have it.
What about now. Can you. Can you hear me now.
Weird isn't it. Strange thing about it. It looks closer.
It's not that far away. So I think because of my glasses. It just looks far away.
Far away. But it's not. This thing.
There's no way of getting that. Out of the camera really. Because you want me to hear me.
You'd hear me. But I'd be like in a distance. So I'm going to have a look.
Now it needs to be. The microphone needs to be near me gob. For the podcast.
But. From the looks of it. I don't need the microphone.
Right close to me. When I'm doing a live stream. That's exciting isn't it.
But. The shadow. The shadow on me.
There's a shadow man. I can't deal with the shadow. No.
No shadow. Make it stop. So yeah.
Nine minutes left. So yeah. It's been.
Everyone's gone now. Thanks everyone for talking to me. But now you've gone.
Just left. Didn't say goodbye. Just left.
No interest. Just bye. Just you using me.
Using my. My boring voice. I'm blind.
I'm dribbling everywhere. It's nice. I wonder what it's like to lactate.
That's not a weird thing to want to know. Just wonder what it's like. That's my passion.
I'm interested in lactation. That is my passion. Idini loves magic.
I love lactation. What's wrong with that? Don't judge me. Stop judging me.
It wasn't my fault. I didn't mean to do it. I can't help being like me.
I can't. Help. Being the way I am.
No. I don't want to be like this. I don't.
I don't. No. No.
I don't. No. I'm sorry.
I'm just being silly now. If you cut up the cake. Cut the cake up.
So it's nice. Nice. It's 43 people to eat it.
Make it into 43 different pieces. What am I talking about? Cake. Here's a little thing for you.
If you want a mobile phone stand on your desk. On your table. But you don't want to pay money out.
But you're fed up with it being flat on the table. And you want to be able to see it. Especially when someone rings you.
It's more obvious to your peripheral vision. If the phone is facing you. And that the screen light alights itself.
In order to tell you. That you have a text. Or a phone call.
Or maybe a message. Of some kind. Or a notification.
Well. I discovered something the other day. You've got one of these hanging around.
This is. Dick tape. No.
Duck tape. Sorry. Duck tape.
Now it's not thick. It's not a whole reel. But it's still enough.
Now I can't show you. But anyway. What I did.
Put this on the counter. On the table. And then.
Put that there. And that's it. Remember him.
Hey. Little Andre. Still my screen saver.
And it works. It's. I don't know.
I mean. Yeah. I haven't got a grippy table.
So it's not like it's gripping or anything. I'll tell you what I like about the new iPhone. I don't really know how to use phones.
If I'm honest. I don't make many phone calls. I don't enjoy talking on the phone anymore.
And. I use these solely. To upload my recordings.
This is part of my. Or gas. If you want to say business.
Business where it's part of the job. This is part of the. The process is using the phones to upload stuff.
The iPad is the editor. And then I upload after that. The laptop.
That's also. Constantly being used. Sometimes I use that.
To upload as well. If I'm uploading a huge amount of stuff. Then there's a lot going on.
But what I like about this phone. Compared to the other one. Is.
I'll show you. I'm looking for the phone. And it's on the stand.
Filming me. That's equivalent to looking for my glasses. Oh I'm wearing them the whole time.
Where's that condom? Oh I'm wearing it the whole time. It's weird isn't it? You look for something and it's like. Oh well.
It's on you. Remember the other day. I went to take my glasses off.
I poked myself in the eye. Honestly. I didn't have any glasses on.
I went like that. And like nearly put my eye out. The new iPhone.
See that? Now the other one. The one before this. Was round.
It was a curved side. This is flat. Much easier to hold.
Much easier to pick up. Off the floor. You know.
With the round one. It slips a little bit. This.
You can just pick it off of the thing. It's much easier. Much easier to hold.
Better grip. Less likely to slip. That thing slipped out of my hands a few times.
You should say. Well you shouldn't use it in the bath. Fair enough.
You shouldn't use it when you're all soapy and covered in oil. Slithering around on that big plastic mat that you've got in your bedroom. Fair enough.
How else am I supposed to see the other person that I'm talking to? But this is really good for grip. An expensive grip. To be fair.
It's. I've not really given it much time to look at what's. Oops.
I've not really given it much time to look at what's. Much time to look at what's. Go away.
Right. I didn't want to do that. I'm not sure how the.
It's a very good sound. I'm very pleased with that. In fact.
I would be pleased to make a video with this sound. For. Like a normal video on YouTube.
Like a hypnosis video. I'd be more than happy. With the quality of this sound.
In fact I'd be more happy than with any. Previous video quality of sound I've ever done. That's how pleased I am with this.
iRig. And I have tried so many different things. It's really hard.
I'm now filming myself. Filming myself. The camera is pretty damn good.
It's really hard. For me. Blimey what was I talking about? All right.
It's hard to know. What works and what doesn't work. Even by the reviews.
I go online. When I need a new equipment. Whether it's a new laptop.
Whether it's your iPad. Or equipment. Microphones.
Cameras. Whatever. I research thoroughly.
And I still have ended up. With stuff that isn't very good. Still.
Over and over again. Honestly. I've got microphones.
That. Was specifically built. For the iPhone.
Not very good at all. But this. This is.
I'm scared to look up. And start banging my head. This is.
The best. I've had. You know.
I've got two really good. They're both the same make. Both Shure.
And both. BM. I think one's SM.
And one's BM. Or SM. I can't remember.
But they're both. Shure. Really good microphones.
And both got the same stands. Although I might look again. A different stand.
If it gets above my head or something. I don't know. I think I'm.
I think I've got enough. Stuff for now. I don't know.
You need any more stuff. But to have to. It's really difficult to find.
Something that works. It's taken me years. To find this.
And even though this iRig. Pre. It's a preamp.
It's been available for ages. It's not like a new thing. I mean there's new versions of this.
And there's older versions of this. And this is HD. And you know.
The thing is. Why. Why didn't I find this.
To start with. I'll tell you why. Because I was looking for microphones.
Microphones for the iPhone. This isn't a microphone. For the iPhone.
The preamp is an iRig. For the iPhone. And the iPad.
But the microphone. It's just a microphone. It's specifically for.
Talking and podcasts and stuff. It's a podcaster microphone. But.
As is this. But it's not built for the iPhone. So this doesn't come up.
When I was looking for something. For the iPhone. The iRig didn't even come up.
Because I was looking. I wasn't putting in. Microphones.
I wasn't putting in preamps. I didn't even know what a preamp was. I got this booster amp thing.
Cloud it's called. That connects. For this microphone.
And it increases the volume. I demanded research. For that to do.
And I've come across stuff. By accident almost. And I don't know why.
This setup should be so easy. It's not an easy setup. Even for me.
It's quite simple. But for me I find it. Wow.
There's so many different things connected. Just to make this. Broadcast here.
This whole thing. Think about it. I've got two microphones.
I've got an iRig. I've got an iPhone. I've got two microphone stands.
I've got the iPad. I've got. Focusrite thing.
Which is like an amp. And then you've got the. Like an amp expander.
Or booster. Cloud thing. I've got a Moken.
Adapter as well. Plus all the cables and stuff. Just to do this.
Just for this. Podcast. To video it at the same time.
Or to stream it. At the same time as. Recording the actual podcast.
And it just seems a lot of work. A lot of cables. A lot of leads.
And a lot of stuff. You know. To make this happen.
But it's all worthwhile. Because I ended up. With no one listening.
Well no one watching anyway. So people will listen. But no one watching.
It just disappeared now. It disappeared. I mean come on.
I've got a sore short. Corner of my. I was eating pizza.
And I felt I was scraping against it. And I was like. And.
It just seems to have. Scraped away. Because I was just rubbing against my lips.
And I just kept rubbing. It's not that I was rubbing. Like oh rub it rub it rub it.
But it just kept catching. And the rust was rubbing against my lips. And it's not like I was rubbing it.
Over my face or anything. But it seems to have. Made it a little bit sore.
Now I'm going to eat a banana. No I'm not. I am but not on camera.
It's not that kind of show. No. So I'm going to go.
So remember I've got two. Three new websites. Let me boy do sleep.com. Sleep hypnosis daily.
Deep sleep. Or whisper.com. So I think the sleep hypnosis daily.com as well. I think that's it.
Definitely let me boy do sleep.com. And. If you let me know if this. If this.
If you watch the. If you listen to let me boy do sleep. Podcasts.
And it's like. If that's the reason that's the main one. That you listen to is one you like.
Then I can perhaps. Add more stuff onto that website. To suit people.
Look at that shadow. Hitting my forehead. It's almost like a big.
I don't know. It's weird. What are you? Where do you come from? Strange.
I guess with some lighting and stuff. It wouldn't be there would it? Or it would. I don't know.
Would it? What are you asking me for? I'm not the guy. I don't know everything you don't. It might.
I don't seems like I do but I don't. I really don't. No.
Anyway. That's it for me for today. Goodbye.
Bye. Bye. That was a squirrel with constipation.
And a go. But I cannot stop looking at myself on the screen. I want to keep looking at myself on the screen.
I like looking at myself. It's very nice and I enjoy it. And I want to keep doing it.
So I might, I don't want to go. No I don't. I saw my first Christmas advert yesterday.
I have nothing else to say. I have nothing else to say. Notice how I get older when I do that.
I'm actually physically aging. Wow. Maybe if I slow you down I get younger.
Yeah I got younger. Wow. Those just watching and listening to the podcast, you're missing out on so much wonderfulness.
No you're not. You are. You're missing nothing.
I'm going to go. I am. I am.
I am. I am. I'm just being silly now and I'm back.
Take care of yourselves. Remember to be kind to yourself. Because you deserve to be happy.
Do something nice for yourself today. I'm not asking you. I'm telling you.
Do something nice for yourself today. Be kind to yourself. You know those negative thoughts that go on in your mind sometimes.
Telling you that you're not good enough and whatever. Tell them to shut up. Seriously.
Don't allow it anymore. If you had this little man walking around verbally being abusive to you. Just following you around everywhere you went.
You know being abusive. You wouldn't put up with it. So don't put up with it when it's a drone head.
Be nice to yourself. Honestly. Be gentle.
Because when you're gentle you can't allow that absolute rubbish to be going on inside your head. So it's important to remember. And I think it's only fitting that I finish with a song.
I'm a Barbie girl in a Barbie world. Made of plastic. It's fantastic.
You can brush my hair and dress me anywhere. Come on Barbie. Let's go Barbie.
Come on Barbie. Let's go Barbie. Come on Barbie.
Let's go Barbie. Come on Barbie. Let's go Barbie.
I'll tell you a song that I liked. And I saw them on YouTube recently. Tattoo.
It was a Russian girl group. And they got into a lot of trouble because they were kissing each other and stuff. A lot of people complained.
But I don't remember complaining myself on the videos though. A lot of people complained. No men apparently.
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Thank you! Yeah thank you.
Thank you for listening. Thanks a lot. Yeah, thanks! Bye, everyone.
Thanks for watching, even though no one's watching. Thank you. Yeah, thanks a lot.
I really appreciate... It's been really good. I really, really liked it. It's been ever so pleasurable.
Yeah, I really, really enjoyed it. A lot. I think I'm gonna write a poem about it but not right now but I have to finish because I'm enjoying it too much to be able to concentrate on writing the poem.
I want to wait and do it later but really it's been a great experience very very learning very learning experience for me yes I feel like I've gained a lot I feel much more mature now than I did before yes yes I feel like I've grown as a person hmm and I feel like I owe all that to you to you and you and you not you but everyone else but you not you but especially not you any of you lot but you the rest of you fine I really do appreciate apart from that man
at the back nope didn't invite you didn't want you here to start with but yeah it's been great thank you it's been brilliant really appreciate it I feel like I've really not only has it helped me but I think it's really helped you as well I think uh I really I really really enjoy transforming people's lives hmm yes anyway I want to I want to go I'm just acting silly now the drugs are starting to wear off who does he say drugs yeah yeah sure I'll be doing this if I was on drugs spending time
doing this doing this because I've got no drugs no I'm not I shouldn't say that anyway I'm gonna go I'll see you later thank you for listening take care yourselves bye bye bye bye
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