#702 Let me bore you to sleep - ADULTS RIDING PEDDLE BIKES - Jason Newland (8th August 2021)

Hello and welcome to jasonnewland.com My name is Jason Newland This is let me bore you to sleep Please only listen when you can safely close your eyes Yep, yep yep yep yep yep It's Sunday the 8th of August 2021 And hello there, hello, hello I've got in front of me Wow 26th of July The big issue New every week, 26th of July I think it was out of date when I bought it The big issue I thought I might read a little bit out of it Yeah Maybe not So I've just been watching Bodyguard Is it The Bodyguard or Bodyguard?

It's a BBC One programme that was really really popular Last year or the year before I mean like really really popular Seemed to grab the nation for some reason Well, I kind of put off watching it First of all, I couldn't be bothered to watch it every week I'd rather just watch box sets, it's just easier And it's been available online for a while to stream But I never really bothered with it And I watched all of Ray Donovan, all seven seasons of that Blimey, I got through it And I was thinking, what can I watch now?

You know, what can I watch now?

And I came over The Bodyguard And it was on Netflix It's probably on the BBC iPlayer as well, I'm not sure I imagine it would be, having been made by the BBC So I thought, I kind of know the ending unfortunately Because some, I think it was a radio DJ or someone spotted it And said, oh by the way, this happens at the end Like, oh brilliant And that put me off watching it Because I don't want to know what happens at the end, until the end And because it was popular I thought, oh, I

don't know And there seemed to be a lot of gushing over the man that's in it And I wasn't really a big fan of that either Like, oh, I'm not going to watch it because there's some handsome man in it You know, it's like, what's the point, I might as well just go and look in the mirror For an hour, you know Well anyway, I thought, I might as well watch it Because it's only, I think, six episodes or something And it's one series and that's it I'm not going to say why it's only one

series Because I don't want to ruin it for people who haven't watched it Even though I haven't I think I've watched two episodes, or maybe three, three episodes now I can see why it's popular I can see why it was popular with the female audience Because it was very popular with the female audience That's just a fact It was very, very popular with ladies for some reason And I didn't really understand why And I thought, and he was like this heartthrob And I thought, okay Because there was another TV show that was similar to that

And it was a bloke, not a similar show, but it was a bloke that kept getting his top off And everyone was like raving about it Because he kept getting his top off I'm like, okay, that's a program I'm never going to watch then So in the end I thought, I'll watch it Because it's supposed to be good It can't just be about him being good looking and heartthrob and stuff Well, it is a bit too romantically It's romantic, but gritty at the same time So I could have done without the romance I don't want

to see people kissing He kissed a girl I don't want to see stuff like that Mushy, mushy tongues and touching No, I don't want to see that stuff But it is in the show But it's a lot more complicated than that But there's parts of it that are just almost ridiculous Because in a sense of, well, how does this make sense?

For example, I'm going to do a spoiler alert here, spoiler alert But someone that the bodyguard knows Who he served with in Afghanistan I guess in the army or whatever forces he was in Ends up trying to assassinate the minister that he's looking after And protecting as a bodyguard He ends up going after the bloke and realises it's his friend Who he had seen recently in one of their meetings To deal with the after effects of being at war and stuff And then the bloke shoots himself and that's it But there's no connection between the two They don't know who he is How could they not know who he is?

You take a DNA sample, fingerprints If he was in the forces, he's going to be very well documented as a person isn't he? And therefore he'll be very much connected to the bodyguard Because I see that they both served together in Afghanistan Or wherever it was So I'm like, this doesn't ring true man But hey, what do I know?

So I've watched three episodes And every episode is intense There's the lovey-dovey moments which I don't want I don't want to know about them I wish they'd just cut them out But outside of that Each episode so far has had a really intense moment A proper full on intense moment The opening of the show is this bodyguard Who's a sergeant in a police force Having been in the army or whatever And he's on a train with his two children And a bomber gets on the train That's going to blow the train up And what an

intense way to start a TV show I'm not going to spoil it by saying he survived Because there's more than one episode So it's a Doctor Who situation isn't it?

I don't know, left it on a cliffhanger And the Daleks have surrounded Doctor Who But he is back next week And this is only number 6 out of 24 episodes I think he might survive you know I think so So yeah, it's a good show It's a good show If you take away the lovey-dovey, fluffy, wuffy stuff I just don't want to know about it I'm such a grumpy old man I don't want to know I know that stuff happens, I just don't want to know I don't want to hear about it, I don't want to see it I don't want to know It doesn't exist anymore to me I don't like seeing it on film It's weird isn't it?

Because that's all I wanted to see 30 years ago There wasn't anything else I wanted to see But people making out on film But hey, not anymore Not anymore In fact I fast forwarded it You think I'm joking, I'm seriously I fast forward love scenes In a TV show Ray Donovan, there was him kissing and making out with someone I had to fast forward it I don't want to see it Just move on to the serious, to the real stuff There's no reason For me that's like going to the toilet It's like, reword that, rephrase

it I don't mean like That's a load off, I feel lighter now I don't mean like that In a sense of It's something I don't need to see We don't need to see the stars having a poo We don't need to see them Sleeping do we generally Don't need to see them having a shave or In the shower Depending on who it is You know, I'm Yeah, I do change my mind depending I mean I don't mind, see I've got an allowance, I will Because I think some people Some stars, they need to have a

shower I think they should I think it's just I don't want to see it But if for example I don't know What was I watching recently The Black Widow movie And I mean she got a little bit dirty So she had to have a shower And I thought okay, fair enough You know, I don't want to see stuff like that But if she gets dirty So it's like well You've got to accept it sometimes Like you know, she's got to get in the shower And it's fine And you can't rush it If you're dirty and

you have to have a shower You can't rush it, it's not fair Because she could end up slipping over And banging herself Banging her elbow or something And that wouldn't be any good For the rest of the film, would it?

Because they'd be delayed And it would cost money So I'm very Open minded towards Some Actors Getting naked Just for the sake of They're dirty and they have to have a shower And if it's someone I'm attracted to So yeah It's a good show though Bodyguard Bodyguard It's alright Yeah, I'd suggest It's a little bit gritty To be fair It's a lot gritty There's no humour Yeah, there's zero humour In the show At all Very serious all the way through But it's a serious subject But even so You know A little bit of humour At

least one I don't know Kind of floppy person Just a bit like Bless me You know what I mean Just someone with a little bit Maybe acting a little bit silly Or just inappropriate Sometimes just inappropriate is funny When they say the wrong thing It's like okay It's rude but it's funny Which is funny Just adds a little bit of Lightness to it Just a little bit Just a little bit I'd say a really good show If you've not seen it What's that noise?

If you've not seen it Dracula It's a BBC One TV show as well And I think they released it again A couple of years ago Really good I mean it's funny It's just really I would say To me one of the best things One of the best TV shows That's been made For a long time Very original Which is I mean how do you make something Original when it's about Dracula It's the most unoriginal subject Isn't it It's been done I was going to say it's been done to death But it's been done isn't it

Many many times I mean not just films But TV shows The amount of vampire movies That have been done But this has done a very original Very very good It's a really really good TV show And It's basically the none Well it's not just the none Dracula himself is funny But the none is funny And Dracula is funny It's serious But it's not You know it's still horrible It's horrible bits But it's funny So yeah If you ever get a chance to watch that I don't know if you have access To Dracula It's a BBC

Production Yeah it is BBC production I don't know where it would be Available to watch Depending on what country you're in I don't know But have a little search for it Because trust me Unless you're completely You don't like watching anything But cartoons Then maybe you won't want to watch that But if you like something That's a bit different That's funny But also adult Obviously because if you're a little kid Then you shouldn't be watching Stuff like that But if you're an adult And you yeah It's funny It's really worth a watch And I've got

no I'm not getting paid for this advert By the way No I'm not I've got a bit of a sore jaw I've actually cancelled Nearly all of my streaming services Because it's adding up So I've just decided to cancel them all The only one I've got left now Is going to be Britbox Because I've got six months free with that So I'm just going to watch a few of the British TV shows That I'd like to sort of That I haven't seen I think I might watch Every episode of Morse Or something like that Just

Something a bit different Because I rarely watch television Really just to watch the news Try to get up to date With the Olympics But that was very difficult Because The Olympic coverage To me was awful But I don't know It's very difficult How do you cover All these different things That are happening At the same time In the middle of the night And then showing it during the day It's It's very weird The only things I wanted to watch Really was Traditionally The 100 metres Men's 100 metres That's something that Always used to be a

big event In the Olympics Always Every Olympics The 100 metres was a huge event For a while Much more for England When Linford Christie Was just saying Is it the UK Or Britain I don't know who Is it the UK United Kingdom isn't it In the Olympics So Linford Christie Was the He won Silver At the 100 And then I think The person that won gold Canadian I forget his name I think he got Banned for Drugs or steroids Or something like that Some enhancement So Linford Christie Got promoted to gold And then he came

back Four years later And I think He won gold And then I think My memory is He didn't Win Anything That's my memory Ok My memory might be Completely wrong But I do know that he was A huge star Linford Christie And one thing That everyone kept Well not me But the newspapers Kept talking about was Linford Christie's Lunchbox Referring to his Middle region Not his stomach So There you go Let's have a look at this Linford Cicero Christie Born 1960 He's only 10 years older than me Ok Right Yeah I thought I was right

I thought I was Oh Maybe not Oh Oh Ok Right Olympic Games 88 and 92 Wow It's that long ago It's that long ago Wow He was the first European athlete To break the 10 second barrier In the 100 metres And still holds a British record In the event He's a former world Indoor record holder Over 200 metres And a former world record holder And a former European record holder In the 60 metres 100 metres And 4 times 100 metres relay Ok So he's 61 6 foot 2 So according to this In the Olympic Games

He got one First which would be gold in it And two silvers In the Olympics So He was in the Olympics He got So I was completely wrong Completely wrong Completely wrong Wow I don't think I was But I'm sure something happened I'm going to have to do a little bit of digging So in the 1988 Seoul Olympics He won silver For the 4 times 100 metre relay He also won silver In 1988 Seoul Olympics For the 100 metres So he won silver In 1992 He won gold In the 100 metres In Barcelona I'm pretty

sure He attended the 1996 Olympics Ok That's what I think So let me Let me have a look Ah ha ha Yes I'm right Let me have a look 1996 Christy was disqualified In the final After two false starts I remember that Oops Wow I remember that It's just not fair But I saw it happen the other day On the Olympics False start It didn't show 2 But it showed the final one And the person was just kicked off And I think they were the defending champion as well That's absolutely ridiculous It just doesn't seem

fair It's not his fault I think it was basically his lunchbox started before he did I don't know I think it was unfair That's what I think I'm sorry Had a bit of trouble with some of the doping Banned drugs The thing is I won't hear a word said against Linford So you can Stick that where you want There's a lot of Changes continuously In sport Where some things were absolutely fine And they weren't even classed as Enhancing really Not in a way that would be banned And then they changed This is now banned We

don't want this Kept changing it I think they just let everyone take whatever the hell they want In fact I think you don't even have to be human A leopard should be able to enter That's what I think So I went a bit silly then A little bit silly But he was a huge star in England Absolutely huge So 1988 Who did he go against?

Because it was What's his name? The most famous American Olympian Runner Blimey I've forgotten his name It's terrible isn't it Sports 100 metres What is it classed as? Running Running, football Boxing, athletics Is it athletics?

Medal Medal table United States Medals Gold Carl Lewis That's it Carl Lewis is I don't know if he's now the most The most Olympic medals ever won because Over the last couple of weeks I keep hearing The same sentence This is now the most decorated medal Olympian of all time In swimming with the British swimmer Another Another swimmer Basically swimming Cycling and rowing Are things that The UK are best at Like consistently win loads of medals But we did really well in the boxing as well We had Two gold medals One man, one woman Won

the gold medals And two silvers And two Maybe four silvers And two bronze So that's really good He's one of Sir Carl Lewis Only one of six Olympian athletes Who won a gold medal In the same individual event In four consecutive Olympic Games So that's over 12 years Over 12 years So he won What?

What? Alright So he won At the Olympic Games 1984 He won the 100 metres 1988 And this is Los Angeles 1988 He won the 100 metres 1992 That was limited to Christie's time wasn't it? So what did he win four times then? What did he win four times? He's one of the only six Who won a gold medal In the same individual event In four consecutive Individual events Carl Thompson Athletics Long jump Wow! Carl Lewis rather So he won the long jump gold Four consecutive Olympics There's not even mentioning him Doing the long jump Oh yeah it is 1984 Gold 1988 gold 1992 gold And 1996 gold So he's got to be like the bestest Long jump In history I wonder why Linford Christie Didn't do the long jump Maybe he did Wow!

So this is Carl Thompson Carl Lewis He won In the 84 Los Angeles Olympics He won gold in the 100 metres 200 metres Four times 100 metre relay And the long jump And then in 1988 Olympics 100 metres and long jump 92 Olympics in Barcelona Four times 100 metre relay And the long jump And 1996 The long jump and the 200 metres Blimey! Isn't that good? Isn't he a clever boy? Wow! Because he was A superstar wasn't he? Considering he was I mean Amateurs aren't they? They're not amateurs As in Beginners or not very good The amateur means not very good Because I'm an amateur aren't I?

I don't get paid for this I'm an amateur but I'm obviously very exceptional At what I do Yeah sure Sure you are JJ But he earned millions and millions And millions of dollars every year Didn't he?

Because he was a superstar So I think the same happened with Linford Christie Linford Christie was our Equivalent To Carl So there So there He was brilliant I wonder who it was that But I tell you what I think If I remember rightly I'm going to go back Because The Olympics In I have a memory Of someone losing They won And then who I'm going to say Cheating 100 metres Metres Cheating 100 metres Justin Gatlin beats Usain Bolt's 100 metre By deliberately cheating Okay no It was Canadian Ben Johnson Ben Johnson That's it On September 24th 1988 Canadian sprinter Ben Johnson Runs the 100 metre dash In 9.

79 seconds To win gold At the Summer Olympics In Seoul, South Korea Johnson's triumph however Was temporary He tested positive for steroids Three days later And was stripped of the medal That's what I was remembering I don't remember that So what happened I'll go away and honest So I was trying to look on my phone It keeps coming up Not literally But just like Sign up for this newsletter No Right So Carl Lewis didn't win that 1988 Gold medal Like by winning the race He didn't win the race That's how Linford Christie Ended up with

silver See It all makes sense So going back to Linford Christie Linford Christie He got silver In 1988 Because he got bronze Originally he was bronze Carl Lewis was silver Ben Johnson was gold Then Ben Johnson gets done For steroids Four days later Loses his gold Carl Lewis gets given the gold And Linford Christie gets bumped up To silver And then in 92 Four years later Linford Christie wins gold But Carl Lewis doesn't Go for it that year Doesn't Yeah doesn't do it for those Last two years of him going Wow So I remember That

bit about one person Canadian Getting done for Steroids and losing Because it was a big thing Because suddenly Linford Christie Was a silver medalist Instead of bronze And although bronze is still You know it's still a medal Silver is That much closer To gold That makes sense Second instead of third Even though he was third And Wow I hope I hope Carl Lewis gets done For it as well So I can then be gold Can you imagine if you actually Came in last Out of all six Is it six runners You came in last And

then one by one All of them Got found done for steroids And you ended up being gold And you didn't And you know everyone got in Maybe Spent like 20, 30 minutes Completing the 100 metres But you end up getting gold Would you go back in four years To try and defend your title You could do sponsorship Like sponsor Relaxing chairs and stuff Couldn't you I guess That's what I should do I should get sponsored Shouldn't I for some kind of Relaxing bed Or a chair that's comfortable Or some kind of Laxative No That would

be good If I could get some kind of Sponsorship like that Because this is This podcast would really suit A nice comfy chair To just sit down And maybe recline Nice and comfy Supportive for your back And just So Relaxing That would be perfect Wouldn't it If I like teamed up With a chair company That was the most relaxing Chair in the world And this is brought to you By A Relaxo chair That does sound like a laxative Relaxo Sounds like a laxative Relax Anus Some kind of chair Cherry relax Cherry relax With Jason Just

Sit down in your Big fat Comfortable chair And Unwind While listening to Let me bore you to sleep And you can You can really enjoy The moment And experience Of just That did sound like a laxative Didn't it Just like Letting go The release Maybe not I don't know Laxatives Made for your pleasure And your comfort God blimey I don't even want to think about that subject Because I had that problem Didn't I a little while ago So let's move on Shall we Yeah I think we shall Yes I think we shall Guess what On

feedspot.com I am number 2 On the list of Top 10 insomnia podcasts La la la la la It's not this podcast It's the Not let me be It's the sleep insomnia hypnosis Podcast La la la la la I don't know why I'm doing that Which just makes me think I need to I need to plug in my phone Because it's La la la la la Can't stop now It's going to run out of juice La la la la There you go Put that over there That's it Good girl What was I talking about Yeah if

I could get sponsorship For some kind of Something to do with Relaxation I did a deep sleep whisper earlier So that was good And it's just It's finding the Not the time But the right space To do one And also Because I'm still having the problems With the sound I don't know what's caused that You know I don't know What it is I have to kind of really boost it To get the volume up I don't know what it is I don't know I'm not talking quieter I mean admittedly I do talk quite quietly anyway

And because it's usually Fairly like late at night That I do the recordings Because that's when it's quietest I don't want to be Like making Like like Like like Louds of like Noises like You know like But At the same time I'm not I'm not whispering I'm talking Probably half the volume I would If I was talking to someone In the room With me So I I'd say it's about Half the volume It's still loud enough It's still I'm close to the Microphone It's I don't really get it I don't really understand What's happened It

might just need Me It might It might mean That the Equipment needs replacing Now I know it's It can't be the iPad Because the iPad is Relatively new I've had it I don't think I've even had it A year yet It's not Can't be the microphone I've had that less time I've had the microphone What?

Five months?

So It might be The booster box thing Well that makes sense Because if it's not boosting It must be the booster box Not working It's not called A booster box It's You said booster box Yeah I know I forget what it's called But it's It basically is that That's kind of what it does But then that's like Another hundred and Sixty or hundred and Eighty pounds To pay out And I don't I just can't I can't do that at the moment So I'm just going to have to do Make do with what is At this

time And I'll be fine It'll be alright It'll be okay In the end It'll be okay In the end Ooh yeah We'll be okay In the end So yeah It's Sunday So tomorrow's Monday Paid off Two I didn't pay off the credit card But I paid off The payments This month For the credit card Because they were due In about I don't know Five days time So I paid them off Got the Got the podcast payment Coming up In a few days So that's A hundred and Twenty dollars Yeah a hundred and twenty dollars About

ninety two pounds Or something So that's going to be Interesting And So yeah I've cancelled The streaming So I'm going to make do With YouTube and stuff Probably just for a few months I just It's I was Partly kept them Because I was sharing it With a neighbour But I just have to get rid of them For a while And Yeah Doesn't really matter Plus I think I was I overdid it a little bit With the Ray Donovan I was sitting here I could feel myself Getting fatter and fatter As I was just Sitting there

Watching the telly All I could hear was I heard the telly And I had to Have my headphones on It wasn't so much Because they're Noise cancelling It wasn't so much Because Of any noises outside But the Sofa I was sitting on Kept moaning Oh No He's so heavy He's so heavy Big fat bastard He's so heavy Like So I had to put the headphones on It was just annoying Rude Very rude Very rude sofa But that's ok I mean there's plenty For me to do I've got I've got to learn The software For the

Adobe You know The video stuff And I've nearly Nearly Shared Ok I'm I've got 200 200 episodes Of Let Me Boys Sleep Podcast To share On to YouTube And then Probably Maybe 10 15 recordings Of other ones That I can upload And then it's done So all of my Recordings will be Available On YouTube You know By The end of the week by Friday then all because I'm not just sitting here just up sharing everyone one after another I do sometimes but it's a little bit distracting because if I'm watching something and every like two

minutes I'm looking over to see if it's shared so I can share another one and can be a little bit a little bit distracting but I'm just I'm glad I've done it it's taken ages and I'm also not doing too many at a time so it's although I lost quite a few I lost about 35 subscribers because I was bombarding them with new recordings or old recordings so I think it's annoyed people but from now on it should be a case of just anything that I share or upload will be new it'll be new stuff

I might I might might might might might might might upload the old Jason chat videos that I have stored so I think I've got about 25 30 videos somewhere on a hard drive so I might upload those and but what I can do instead is I can upload them and put them on private and then just release them all at the same time so it's not people not being bombarded over for like a week it's just like once every suddenly 30 are available and then the next thing available would be the new a new thing

so it won't be quite as annoying maybe I don't know I just I like the idea of having all of my stuff on there all organized just for those that wanna that those that use YouTube as as a guess it's those people that like YouTube some people podcast and we've all got our own specific place we like to listen or watch stuff listen to or watch stuff so those that like YouTube my stuff's on YouTube so you know it just gives people an option another option and but you know for listening to stuff I find

podcasts much easier watching videos of course YouTube I find easier and I was watching this YouTube video earlier about it was Elon Musk being interviewed and this is from nine 2017 and he was talking about how in 20 at least 20 years time they'll all cars will be self-regulated or auto self to get them to work the word in but automated won't need drivers and that will put millions of people to have driving jobs won't have driving jobs anymore because everything will be automated everything I'll just be it it's like wow I mean this is

stuff that's gonna happen but it's gonna take a while because not because of the technology advancement but because of the production to produce the amount of vehicles to replace the what do you say is like two and a half billion vehicles in the world three billion vehicles something like that so to replace all of those vehicles with electric cars and electric lorries that are automatic controlled by AI or controlling themselves to replace all those vehicles is going to take about 20 years he said this was in 2017 so already five years in but you know

what I'm thinking I what bad China if China decided to make them the resources that China have the amount of people and the factories and the the way they can make stuff I reckon they could do it quicker I reckon within 10 years they could probably make a few billion cars and I thought to myself you know what I don't have a driving license so I don't need one do I if it's an automatic like the automatic at the moment it means it has automatic gear doesn't it but if it's automatic as in it drives

itself I won't need to have a driving license isn't that good so I can have my own car Wow I reckon though things will be different because by then ecologically people will probably be it'll be illegal for people to be in one car on their own so it'll be just a stream of I don't know buses and people having to share vehicles I saw I reckon I'll be yeah I do wonder why in a sense why we don't just have a tram system that just goes around like every town has one doesn't if it did

had like a tram that just went around every street down the middle of every street and quiet there's not noisy and just basically and the whole things is full of carriages from one end of the track to the other so it just moves along moves along stops moves along stops move along stops so you can just get on and get off whenever you wanted basically so wherever you lived you get to yeah it might take half an hour or an hour you know if it's a big town because get on and the thing just keeps

going so if you've only got a go if you have someone has walking issues they could just get on and just go a couple of stops and get off or if it's raining you can get on and just keep dry but you have to be very quiet though because you know it's residential area people don't want to hear like trains going that past all the time like no those don't know what trams are I mean I don't even know from I've watched Northern stuff on telly and I did I went to I mean we didn't

just have trams we had trams in London years and years and years ago you know a long time ago and probably either post-war or pre-war I don't know maybe both but there's still parts of the country that have trams I mean I know that parts of Europe Amsterdam does what it used to when I went there I went to Amsterdam 2003 and was it 2000 yeah 2003 blimey ages ago I just managed to get out of debt since then so I yeah I went there there was trams lots of people on pedal bikes adults and

I'm serious I'm not joking there were adults riding pedal bikes like bicycles you know things that children ride there were adults riding them loads of them surprised never seen that many I like blimey is this a school out in us what I thought it was from a distance and I saw like adults people with beards and stuff like what you're riding a pedal bike but you're an adult so yeah I was very surprised and there Jason I did used to like you but then you started going on about pedal bikes instead of just calling them

bikes calling them pedal bikes like the little children only only children ride them I'm very upset because I ride a pedal bike and I have done for years it's very very upset in fact I got so upset I nearly dropped my I nearly dropped my packed lunch on the floor I'm sorry if you've got a skateboard as well if you got a BMX bike for the weekend BMX bike skateboard the Olympics are so out of date and they really I mean um I've always been unfashionable but I got myself a BMX bike in probably 1984

maybe 85 and BMX bikes are out of fashion by then 1985 now they've never been back in fashion since then as far as I'm aware some people do love BMX bikes but and someone said to me yeah but if you go to the BMX skating rink things there's always full of people on their bikes yeah but that that's really like saying yeah but you know people are really into S&M because there's an S&M club around the corner and people get chained up and they love all that stuff like it doesn't mean it's popular means there's

a niche market for it which is why I you know built the club however how the way you can tell if something is popular with the children of the day is not because they go to a skating park it's because they do it in the street you know when I was a kid every street or every other street had kids outside with their BMX bikes doing stunts the same as with the breakdancing craze the same as with skateboarding it was something that a bunch of kids you'd always get a group together and they'd all be

like practicing with each other or you'd see kids on their own outside in the street practicing that would be me falling off that would be me crying that would be me so it might be popular where you are but it hasn't been fashionable for I don't think it ever came back in it's popular for those that love it and it's amazing I can't believe when I've seen it before but it's still amazing to see someone and this is adults on a pedal bike on a BMX bike and this bloke looked about 40 and he's like

the world champion or something it was upside down for about 10 minutes he was literally flying around upside down it's like what oh there's a nice sound from my belly must eat soon no shut up what are you eating yes I was never any good at escape I'll tell you what was popular scooters that was the thing few years ago like 10 years 12 years ago scooters so I had a client because I used to go into schools and counsel kids and there's this one kid and he had a scooter and he wanted to show

it to me he brought it to school to show it to me so I went out into the into the garden I went to the playground and he went and got it and I said I'll give us a go I stood on it and next thing I knew I was on my back and there was this kid laughing his head off and I basically just fell over instantly fell right over I'm not sure if I banged my head but he found it hilarious and it was so quick it wasn't even a case of like oh

slow it was just like instantly I was on the floor I was looking ahead of me getting ready to show off show my skills next thing I'm looking at the sky like blimey what's happened and never again never ever I don't know honestly I mean I know it wasn't he was quite a big lad so I think I don't think it was even a case of me it wasn't as big as me because it was a but he I don't think it was it was me being too big for the thing unless it was I

just lost I stood on it and it said no thanks and pushed me off I don't know but it was just like really it was like ice like I was standing on and I wasn't standing on ice that's what it felt like suddenly slipped those things are not suitable for hoomans for hoomans oh well that's me done anyway that's another that's another wasted hour oh yeah you know it makes sense so hey thank you for listening remember to be kind to yourself because you deserve to be happy do something nice yourself this week it's Monday

tomorrow or today depending on when you're listening maybe it's Friday today you might be listening to this you may be listening to this in 2053 hey if you are give a big smile 2053 which means I'm in me 80s blimey still making these recordings I bet I sound different though I just fall asleep while I'm doing a recording which is something that I do sometimes anyway and no one ever notices okay that's it take care lots of love bye-bye