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#664 Let me bore you to sleep - WAITERS SHOULD BE INVISIBLE - Jason Newland (31st May 2021)

Recorded 31 May 2021 · 1 hr 9 min

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Hello there, welcome there to jasonnewland.com there, my name is Jason Newland there and please remember there to only listen when you can safely close your eyes there. I'm gonna stop doing that now. I was just wondering how people, how do people get to that point where they keep repeating the same little phrase until the end of sentences? You know what I mean? I used to say that when I was about late teens, you know what I mean? You're right there, you know what I mean? I gotta go there, you know what I mean? I gotta do this, you know what I mean?

Ooh gas, you know what I mean? I'm gonna go, you know what I mean, for a walk, you know what I mean? You know what I mean, you know what I mean? Part of the reason was because I was a big fan of Frank Bruno, the arguably one of the most famous boxers that England has produced.

One of the most loved boxers, especially, hmm let me think, probably the last 40 years. I say that because there were big, big stars. Henry Cooper was a big, big star in England.

He was a heavyweight boxer and it was really weird. There's a picture, it's like the heavyweights back then. There's this heavyweight boxers in the 50s and 60s, weren't very big, but they were heavyweights.

You know, there's this picture of Henry Cooper standing in the middle of the Kray Twins and the Kray Twins look like little boys, size-wise, I mean. Honestly, you could have fit both of the Kray Twins' heads into his head. He was huge.

Now, he wasn't particularly tall. Admittedly, the heavyweights weren't as prolific as they have been, but then most heavyweights aren't that tall either. Most heavyweight boxers, maybe 6'2", maybe 6'4", but you know, there's not that many that are like huge giants.

Yes, I'm talking about boxing, again. Oh, come on. I've spent the last six years talking about like one subject.

I'd have to choose a different subject now, so why not be boxing? I have to choose something to talk about. If only I could find boxing, blame that on farts. I don't know.

So, yeah, I made three recordings today. Three new recordings. I did a deep sleep whisper.

I did... Yeah, I'm not going to move from the screen I'm on in case it cuts off. A deep sleep whisper. I did a relax and sleep hypnosis daily and I did a relax... I want a stress and pain relief podcast episode recording, plus this.

So this will now be number four. So that's not a bad day, really. It's Bank Holiday Monday here in the UK of England.

I don't know if it's... because Scotland has different bank holidays to England, so I don't know. Again, I don't know if Wales has different bank holidays as well. I don't know.

Anyone? Do you? Do you? Do you? I don't know. All I know is it's a bank holiday. It's the last bank holiday until my birthday, which is the end of the month.

My birthday is generally the last weekend of the month, kind of. It's often, often, often on a bank holiday. Let me have a look at my phone and see if it is.

Let's have a look. Okay, I've got to guess what day this stupid bus... oops, it's for Monday. Okay, Sunday, Monday.

Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday. No, not this year. My birthday is on a Wednesday.

So my birthday is on a Wednesday. the bank holidays on a Monday afterwards. So the bank holiday weekend is the following Monday.

OK, so that'd be quite a good time to take time off work if I kind of had a job. I could have took the 26th, 27th, 28th, 29th, 30th. So I could have took one, two, three, four, five days off and only three of them would have been working days.

No. One, two, three, four, five. Yeah, only two of them would have been working days.

Not really valid because, well, you don't know what's gonna happen. I might be working in a call centre by August. I don't know.

It's possible. It's 2021. I'm ready for bed.

I really, really am. Blimey. I've got no money in the bank.

Wow. Wow. Wow.

This is the money I've paid out. OK. Blimey.

Wow. £210 to my friend who helped towards the vet costs. So I paid that out today.

I paid out £60 towards another friend who helped with the vet costs. Council tax £19, TV licence £13.37, mobile phone £84.31 and Sky Digital £30. Wow.

Blimey. So the Sky, that's for the broadband. I have to phone up EE to find out why they charged me £84 because that seems more than what I should be paying.

Blimey in heck. That's all I'm saying. EE.

Yeah. So I paid that out, right. I also paid £100 for a credit card.

Now I'm on £100 on another credit card. So that's £200, £300 and so. So there's £170 that I've also paid out for something.

I don't know what it is because it's not telling me. It gives the current balance an unavailable balance. I've £30.07 left.

Nearly 51 years to gain that much. £30. Wow.

You've done really well. I wonder where the rest of that money from? Just another one of the bills. Oh, I know what it is.

I know what it is without even looking. I know what it is. Shopify for the website.

So it's $29. When was that paid? 30th. And then Spreaker that's £100.

Blimey. Quite a bit of cash. Cash £90.

$120. I just hope that there's no more money going out. Because, because, because, because, because, because.

I'll be so glad to get out of debt. That's my main thing. I'm really aiming for just to get these blimmin debts gone.

And I will. Oh, I will. I will.

I am determined. Determined. So did I pay? I didn't pay anything off of that.

So I need to pay stuff off the Argos card. Wow. $659 and $104.

Ends 22nd of November. So I need to pay the $659 by 22nd of October and the $104.99 by the 22nd of November. So that will probably be one of the last things I pay off.

Because I don't think I have to pay any, any money on top of that. Oh, okay. This, the weird thing about the... Okay, gotcha, gotcha.

The two credit cards were only £500 each. So I paid £100 off of those each. So it's down to just over £400 and hopefully pay those off next month.

So they'll be done. They're the ones accruing the most interest. And then what's the other one? So Clar, what's this? Purchases.

Wow. £740.71. Oh dear. Payments.

Payments. So I'm paying £36.15 a month for there. So I've done two payments.

Oh, one on the 29th of May. Okay. Pay a different amount.

Okay, so I'll start paying that off as well. So it's just, it's okay to just pay in bit by bit. And eventually it'll all be clear.

And then I'm going to run off into the sunset. Just me and a little back sack. Back sack? Back sack.

That's not the right term. I'll take my back and sack with me. Yes.

I have this little dream, just a little dream. I have a few dreams at the moment, but this is a pleasant one. Nice, pleasant dream to go somewhere nice.

Not now. I do, I could so do a break, but this is not going to happen. It's not going to happen.

I've got, I had a couple of, um, a couple of offers actually. One was, shall I read them out to you? I'll read them out. One was, it's really, they're all really nice offers.

And one was, one of my, where I am? Oh, okay. Oh, uh, Hope sent a message. I really enjoyed the new whisper hypnosis this morning.

That was, um, Monday. Because I did a new one on Monday. Blimey, so I must have done that before I went to have my jab.

No? Yeah. No? Yeah. Wait a minute.

No, that's Monday. That's this morning. So did I, did I, did I, did I did the whisper yesterday? I can't remember.

I know I did one a few hours ago. Anyway, apparently I forgot to hit send. Ah, so this is from a few days ago, but she forgot to hit send.

Apparently Ripley's is famous in North America because that was a book I was reading out of yesterday. And yesterday's recording about a bloke called Ripley. And I think it was, would you believe it was the title of the book.

When I was a kid, there was a show that was just like the book. They had the people on the show. It was really cool.

I'm loving this. The guy with the stretchy skin. Does he have Eh, Eh, Ehlers-Danlos syndrome? I don't know.

I read it out in a podcast. Stretchy. That's how I replied to that message because I think I mentioned it in the podcast, what the condition was, but I don't know.

And I'm not gonna, I'm not doing homework. Are you bothered? I don't remember. I don't remember.

And also, I think Hope said she'd be interested. She's just been listening to the Jason's Bedtime Storytimes. I'm going to be doing more of those, I think.

And there's a few messages, but I'm not going to read them out because some of them are focusing on the same thing that I've talked about. And I don't want to talk about him today. We don't get a message from.

She's disappeared. Oh, no. Rachel sent me a message.

I've lost it, but she said that I could stay with her. But I'd be, you know, I could sleep on her, on her sofa. Yeah, so it's a really, really lovely thought.

But no, no, it's not. It's not really a break, is it? So, in a sense, I mean, you know, the same is, well, you can't even give up your bed. Come on.

I'd give up my bed to you. No, no, I wouldn't. I wouldn't give my bed up to anyone.

I love my bed too much. He's, he's a bit sad. I've got a duvet.

Right. And I woke up kissing the corner of the duvet, thinking it was Andre. How sad is that? Now, it might sound like, oh, I'm some kind of breakdown, which I possibly am, but that's not the reason.

I've done it many times in the past. Because, you know, he's often woken me up by licking my face. So I kind of grabbed him and give him big kisses and stuff.

So, you know, I dream about him. You know, regularly, he was in my dreams, even when he was here. I dream about him.

Which is maybe a bit strange. I think I was a bit besotted with him. I think I was just so in love with that little fella.

And unhealthy. He wouldn't marry me. He wouldn't make me.

No, wasn't quite that kind of love. But yeah, he, I used to dream about him. It's very, very weird.

I still do now. Well, not obviously. People say obviously, don't they? That's another one of those things.

Obviously, like, well, no, we just met. Nothing is obvious to me about you or your life. Well, obviously, I went up the windows and woke the person up.

Obviously, I wore something warm. No, nothing you say is going to be obvious, because I don't know you. I see people get interviewed on the news, and they do say that obviously.

No, it's not obvious. People that say the word obviously, I would say are obviously a bit transfixed with that word. Big ass.

And I wonder, I wonder if they say it with the hope of thinking what next to say. Maybe they've kind of come to a bit of a blank. And they're trying to maybe edit what they're saying.

So moving quite slowly. But needing to fill in the tiny, minute gaps. Because we can't have even the slightest bit of silence, can we? No! Hence the way lots of YouTube videos are filmed without any single bit of gap.

Never, ever let a gap. Always talking, never can change, never can have any kind of a break in the sentence. Have to keep continuously talking all the time, even though the video's broken up into lots of different ways.

I get exhausted watching sometimes. It's just not real. Now, some people do talk like that.

You know, they just don't breathe. They just talk and talk and talk. 122 miles an hour.

But I would suggest that obviously, most people don't talk that fast. And it's not even the speed, it's the zero gaps. So it's one big, long sentence, really.

Or it's a paragraph. If you've got full stops, then it's a paragraph, isn't it? If you've got more than one sentence, it's just one big, long paragraph without a break for another paragraph. And I, if nothing else, I am the antidote to that.

Because you get nothing but gaps and breaks and tiny silences between betweens the sentences and sometimes even the words as well. So I do struggle. I do.

Watching YouTube videos, even people who are professionals, not professional YouTube people, but like, you know, adults, professional people try to edit the videos like that. It's almost like you can't have any, any fluff. And I'm 99% fluff.

I am. I am what I am. Basically, I am a whale's belly button.

It's full of fluff. Or my my belly button. I reckon if you clean my belly button out, I reckon somewhere in there.

There's, there's a Meccano set. I do. I really believe there's like a few board games, Buckaroo or something.

Or Jigsaw Puzzle or two. See, there was a gap. There was no need for that gap, but there was a gap.

There was another one. Oh no, I'm beginning to feel self-conscious about it. I had, see, that's another example, like conscious about it.

I had this and then, then that happened before everything else was, you know, that kind of continuous. No, stop it. That would be like trying to read a book that was one sentence or one paragraph, I guess.

Mmm. What was I going to say? My book, my pad. I had banana, is it banoffee pie? Oh.

Oh. Mmm. My goodness.

I don't think I've ever had it before. Oh. Mmm.

It was beautiful. It was yummy. I'm really pleased with the outcome.

Oh, it was superb. As my dad would say, oh, that's funny. Yes, that was a superb piece of cake.

Mmm. Superb. Superb.

I don't know why that word makes me laugh. It just, it just sounds false. Mmm.

Superb. That was a superb piece of sex. I really thoroughly enjoyed it.

Mmm. Superb. See, I like to go the other way.

I do. If I'm in a restaurant, okay, in the past, probably going back four years, five years since I've been in a restaurant, but when I've been in a restaurant and somebody says, how's the food? The first thing I feel like saying is, well, you work here, you should kind of know how the food is. Shouldn't you? I mean, what are you wondering whether or not to eat something? I want to get an opinion.

I want to test it out on the customers first. How's the food? I like to say adequate. Adequate.

Now be off with you. I'm having a private conversation. Adults talking.

Bye now. I just I find it actually annoying. If I'm in a restaurant, or something's a restaurant, a restaurant.

Should we go to a restaurant? No restaurant. God, this Coca Cola is really repeating itself. It's mixing up with the banana pie.

I don't like being interrupted when I'm in a restaurant. Unless it's someone just want a selfie, or an autograph, you know, standard when you're as famous as me. But I don't like, I'll sign boobies if I have.

Okay, I must, I must sign them. But please, I'm with my mother. I don't like being interrupted.

And it's not because I'm doing anything particularly exciting. Because, you know, you're limited to what you can really get up to in public. You know, when it comes to having fun.

But I just don't want to be interrupted. On that level of like, just go away. Is the food okay? Well, you should know if the food's okay or not.

You're serving it, you work here, you should be a little bit in the know. Secondly, what is it you know that I don't know? I mean, you're not, is it just everyone has just had the fish? Is this, you know, a reenactment from airplane? You know, is the fish is it was okay? Was it? Is it all right? You know? Why are you holding a bucket? Come up to me without the bucket and then I'll give you a response. How about that then? And a worried look.

I was like, that's one annoying. I'm like, oh, is the food okay? Everything okay? What's it got to do with you? And I don't mean that in a rude way. Because I think what it is, right? It's not their fault because they're told to do it.

So it's not their fault. The staff, the, and it's quite often young people that tend to do that kind of work in the sort of places that I go in. I'll talk.

How does that sound weird? McDonald's? Yeah. I just, I mean, that's another reason why it annoys me when I get asked how my food is, because I don't go into nice hotels, or nice restaurants. A place where it's, it's probably more about the service than it is maybe if you're in Cafe Nero or whatever.

You know, it's probably more about the service there than the pizza hut. And I don't go to expensive places. So therefore I don't want to be treated as if I am in an expensive place.

I don't want them to say or not care about the food. I'd like to think that they'd care just enough, you know, for me to get the food cooked, arrived to my table, but to not. I mean, I always thought that waiters and waitresses, right, and I went to catering college, where I learned to be a waiter.

And a waitress. And one of the things that you'd learn that we learned to do was to almost be invisible. To always be there, to be invisible most of the time, but to be able to just become visible when the table needed you.

You know, they wanted to order some more wine, or they needed the table cleared, or they needed to order the food, or they needed the bill, whatever. You'd be there to do it. And almost you do it without even interrupting them.

You know, the whole idea is you clean the tables, they didn't have to stop talking. They continue talking, continue doing what they did. You take the stuff away from one side of them.

I can't remember what it is now. Is it from the right? And if you accidentally brush part of their body, it wasn't your fault. Does not hold up in court, apparently.

Now, if you if you accidentally fork, stick a fork in someone's elbow, it's an accident. You can't help it if they're moving around, especially if they're an octopus. But it's almost like you're invisible.

You get the job done. You're in and out. But then you're there when they need you.

Like to be visible, for example, to order the wine or to get some more wine or to you know that stuff. I don't remember once being told to walk up to the table. You also, yeah, because I'm sure they're told now, wait until they're talking.

Don't walk up to the table and ask how things are. When they're not talking, what do it when they're talking? You know, do the most inconvenient time, because, you know, I was told don't interrupt people when they're at the table, having a conversation, unless you have to. You know, if you're closing and everyone has to go home and all the other tables have got chairs on them, you know, even the mice are sitting out their beds for the night.

You got then to like be a little bit like, hey, get out. You got to be a bit more forceful. And I think another thing that goes against it is because we're in England.

We're not possibly, probably got the worst customer service, maybe in the world. I don't know. It's customer service is always been pretty rubbish in this country.

Until the last few years, when, like most other things, England want to try and copy America and America is well known for have a nice day. Yes, sir. Yes, madam.

Or yes, lady, if you're in an argument. Listen, lady. And there's customer service.

And also because of the tipping in America, tipping is expected. Now, we we are not a tipping nation here. I mean, I tip over because I'm so fat, but I'm not.

We don't really do tips outside of really. It's only like restaurants, but coffee places leave a tip for a cup of coffee or they've done. They've walked over a cup of coffee.

And a muffin. Well, you know, there's not. I did.

They did walk up and say, is the muffin OK? Is the cup of coffee OK? Yes, a cup of coffee. What about the muffin? Is that all right? Yes, a muffin tastes like a muffin, which is why I expected it to taste like a muffin. And the coffee tastes the same as it always does, because you're a coffee shop.

It's the same as it was four years ago. What about what about the table? Yes, it's a different table, but it's still generically the same as the other tables. It's just this one's.

This one is equally as wobbly as all the others. Oh, that's good. You're going to be expecting a tip, aren't you? Yes, yes, I am.

You know, you're not going to get one. Yeah, I know. I never do.

Why do you think that is? Because all the customers are bastards? No, it's not the reason. Well, I don't know. It's because you're not a restaurant.

You're not doing any. You're doing a job. And you're doing it brilliantly.

You're great at your job, but it's still just doing the same thing. It's not, you know, it's not a restaurant. We're not in here having a romantic moment.

We're not selling. People don't go to coffee bars to celebrate their birthday or to, you know, I'm going to, I'm going to ask my husband to marry me again. Should we do it in Gregg's? Should we go to Gregg's and do it? No, over a sausage roll and a cup of tea.

Does anyone leave tips in Gregg's? If you left, if you left money on a table in Gregg's, that money would be gone before the member of staff got to the table. Possibly. Possibly.

Obviously. We don't really do tipping in England. It's not something, we're not a tipping nation, but America is.

And it's a tradition that we don't really have. I don't know where America copied it off. I don't know what nation it was, it took it from.

Because obviously America is just a nation of immigrants, isn't it? Uh, which pretty much sows every country really is, isn't it? Really, to be fair, England, blimey. I wonder if there's any English people. Who's got any kind of blood that goes all the way back to.

Things you can't Kenya because you go back to the Saxons, the Romans, the Vikings or whatever, all the different countries that raided and pillaged and took us as slaves. We don't really have an identity. English people, not really.

I think that's why it's so hard for some English people to probably over the last 100 years, 50 years, 60 years, to deal with the way things have gone here. And as far as other countries moving into this country, because often they finally. Forged some kind of identity for themselves, considering, you know, all of the.

The mixes, all of the different. Countries, the Romans and that came over here and basically did their stuff and. Reigned here for hundreds of years.

You know, when is this any English people? They can actually call themselves English, really call themselves English as far as bloodline. I wonder now my bloodlines Irish. On part of my.

Part of my family. See my Nan. Who's my dad's mom? Both her parents are Irish.

So I've got the Irish bloodline. But then in Scotland. There's a lot of Newlands in Scotland.

But then I found out there's a lot of Newlands in Newlands, new lands. Blimey, I'm forgetting my pretentiousness. New lands in, I think, Jamaica and Trinidad, places like that.

So I'd be interested. I want to do that, you know, not anytime soon, but I'd like to do a DNA test. A DNA biopsy or whatever you want to call it and just find out what's in my DNA.

What am I a mix of? You know, am I do I herald from the Vikings? Probably not. The Romans? Possibly. Possibly.

I don't know. Vikings. No, I've no blonde hair here.

Ginger hair. So I'm thinking Scotland, possibly Celtic. But then Ireland is Celtic as well.

Maybe I've got some Welsh in me. Maybe I've got some Jamaica in me. Some African.

Who knows? I'd be really interested. I'd love to find out. To find out where.

I just see I can't be bothered with the process. My voice is going below me. My voice I like it because it gets deep and I sound like a man, a real man, a real man with a willy.

I sound manly. I'm a man. Yes.

So I like the idea of finding out my chronological genealogy. But without any effort. I don't want to spend weeks and months of my life studying to find the different people.

I just want to be able to put my name into the system. And let the system figure the rest out and give me a list of every single person on record that I'm related to. Excuse me, going back as far as records began.

That would be cool. That would be an enjoyable couple of hours reading that, looking through it with pictures, pictures, a bit of information about the person, when they were born, when they left, and you know a bit about a bit about them. What they got up to, what they were known for, if known at all.

I just I find it interesting, but not interesting enough to devote. Blimey, did you hear that? My stomach just went. I'm interested, but not interested enough to devote even 10 minutes to it.

So I'm not interested in things like flags or houses or places I've lived or not me, but places with family. I just want to know. I want to see what they look like to me.

I want to see, I want to see a photograph. I want to know what they did. Just a very, very rough outline who they were, where they were born.

Just interested to see if I've got any relatives from Russia or China or India or you know. I might originate from India. I might originate from Liverpool, who knows? But then nobody originates from anywhere do they? Because you got to keep going back.

So if you keep going back, you'll end up with 10 years worth. You know, my dad's father must have had a father, his father before him must have had a father ,his father before him must have had a father, his father before him must have had a father.

So can it yeah it's never ending it only ends with me if I don't have any kids so I'm ending the pattern I'm ending the lineage my lineage ends with me that doesn't continue so you can stop it going forward but almost you can't stop it going backwards because it goes back forever the thousands and thousands of years to the beginning of time almost while beginning of mankind because each person before me or before them must have had a father to produce the seed or to impregnated the mother so there must have been a father

before and that person must have had a father and that person must have had a father and that person must have had a father because it can't die out going backwards it can only die out and in going forwards going backwards there is no end how can there be how can it have started because there's always a father beforehand always it's not you know you can't say well it's fine I'm not gonna have any kids but my kids will have kids you know no I have to have kids in order for them to have kids

otherwise they can't have kids because they're not being born so that lineage stops with me it ends okay I had Andre but you know talking biological yeah it ends with me so I going backwards where does it ever end it can't it keeps going back to Roman days to before whatever religious people were supposed to have been born to to where almost like infinity where does it end how did it how did it start going back from that idea at some point one of the fathers will probably on various different occasions throughout history has impregnated

many maybe hundreds or thousands of women through a lifetime for a 30 year 40 year period and those babies spreading through the world but again you keep going back you can only go back one step to the father from the son to the father and then from them to their father then from them to their father and you keep going back so technically if there was Adam and Eve that Adam would be the original father if you go back if you go look at it from of course if you follow the Bible that's not I

guess it is isn't it because you think that's the lineage leading to Noah the shipbuilder so he would have had to be pretty busy at it to repopulate the planet if that you know happened but then then then you think well what about people that have lived in England the whole life and what about that tribe in the rainforest that's only just been discovered those two lineages going back to father back to father back to father back to father must at some point surely connect with I mean it has to go back to just one

person surely one person squirted many times created lots of other people and they continue to squirt and creates new squirts and you know went like that I'd see that that fascinates me okay when you think about it like that that would explain why the human race is so weird you know apparently where my dad lives there's this it's like a little little town and apparently back in a hundred years ago or something before trains and cars and stuff like that were being used people used to travel by foot to like the edges of nowhere and

people from another town would travel to that same area from their town but they never went into devil pills towns because too far to go they might just get to the edges and meet up and you know dance the danglies with each other and they never see each other again and then 15 16 years later the same thing happens again but this time it's brother and sister and that's that that is one of the the possible reasons for some of the people in little towns and villages some of the I mean it's not right to

call people inbred but there are inbreds there are people that are married you know their own brothers and sisters and stuff and it's known scientifically the whole chromosome thing is it's dangerous I imagine it's fun but it's I never had a sister never had a sister so but I had a damn good-looking brother no I didn't I never had it I'm sure they were lovely but didn't didn't really look at them that way because they were my brothers I I can't imagine anyone how can imagine knowing someone your whole life how could that person be

even slightly attractive to you if you just seen them forever no matter how amazing they are they might be 22 years old or 25 and have like all the attributes that you enjoy in a human but you know them that's what I understand was got a little bit found a bit weird about you know things like marriage and seeing the same person every day it just sounds almost like a nightmare I'm sure it's sure it's absolutely wonderful but it seems like a nightmare I'm sure it's wonderful though same person every day I think that's why

people work it's I think some relationships can only function if the people don't see each other very often you know it's see the person in the evenings for a couple of hours after work and then go to bed and maybe appreciate each other in the weekends that's why I've never understood unemployed relationships just sitting around all day watching television with another lazy bumhole that I can't get I can't I could never date anyone as lazy as me I don't watch daytime telly but I have I have in the past I really don't anymore it's it's

just wrong it's so bad it's so bad oh it's it's brilliant if you if you're having a sickie and you having a day off pretending to be ill sitting with your pajamas on or a nice cup of coffee cup of tea smoking a cigarette or whatever you do watching daytime telly is beautiful it is beautiful for about 26 minutes it's lovely it really is nice just to lay there and just observe your brain cells just falling on the floor and withering away it's nice it's fun but only for a short amount of time I think

it also there's a little bit of like reminding you how lucky you are to have somewhere to go to it during the day because daytime TV is really not all of it but so much of it is oh it's really bad it's okay if you want to watch shows on fishing and trawler ships and what's it lorry drivers in the ice and they make such a big deal oh the lorry has to back up now it has to back up and if he doesn't do it properly he could end up sliding down the mountain and

he could lose all the cargo including his own life will he be able to do it right he does it every day this is his living he does it every bloody day probably quite a few times a day he drives a truck in the ice that's what he gets paid to do that's he's the expert at it and then you've got these trawler ships these these men working on the trawlers and I don't know what we're gonna do we've only caught about 17 fish today how we're gonna afford to pay for the ship is it's

gonna be really tough we've been out at sea you've been filming this for the last seven days in a row and we're just like it's been dangerous and it's it's been you know the worst weather we've ever had and now we've only got 16 fish left because we had to eat one and it's what we're gonna do how we're gonna get our money back at that point I want to remind him that they're getting paid 30 grand a day to be on the TV show oh yeah I forgot about that oh yeah that's true enough

to fix my roof like you're getting paid money your TV stars now you know it's like that that gold TV show porn porn shop thing in America there's a couple and they were getting paid like 30 or 40 grand an episode a day for days work to go in there they were never gonna make that in the actual business or maybe the whole business as a whole but you know there's three stars so that shows the father and the two kids in the bloke boy and the woman and a man in one of the shops

and the other one was the old man and his son and I think he's two sons porn it's two different two different shows I only like one of them and everybody there's getting paid to be on the show you get paid more a day than they would get paid probably in six months of actually working there in the shop yeah I don't know how I'm gonna pay the rent would dip into that some of that money you just been paid by the TV crew by the TV show what about some of the endorsements you get

what about the thousands of people that come to the shop every day because they want to see you and meet you and they want selfies because you're on Delhi anyway I'm gonna go just thought I'd get that off my wingle mmm so yeah have another day lovely evening I'm gonna go so thank you for listening remember to be kind to yourself because you deserve to be happy lots of love bye bye bye bye bye

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