#671 Let me bore you to sleep - I WANT TO GO TO TIE LAND ON HOLIDAY - Jason Newland (12th June 2021)

Hello, welcome to jasonnewland.com My name is Jason Newland This is Let Me Bore You To Sleep Please only listen And you've got nothing better to do with your time Only listen when you can safely Close your eyes Close your eyes Hope you're well Hope you're doing alright I want to say a big thank you to Boston Chickie For giving me a PayPal gift To help me to pay for the podcast hosting Basically, I didn't have enough money in there So they're threatening to Basically, if they can't take the money by the 15th Or the 14th, I think tomorrow

They are going to disconnect me From my podcasting So, it's just It's just money management really I paid out £200 on Wednesday in bills So it's left me with nowt And then this, and also the Adobe £49 was due as well They sent me a similar email But that's, although I need to pay that It's not quite as urgent, you know As the podcast Because if I get disconnected Then none of the podcasts will be available To listen to I like to think I wouldn't lose all the stuff And then store it until I paid

them But I don't know I've never got to that stage before I hope I never do, if I'm honest The thing is, I wouldn't lose my recordings I'd just lose all the podcasts Which means I'd lose the audience But, if that did happen If it did happen And suddenly, because I wasn't able to pay out this month Or by tomorrow Or all the podcasts Let's say you go to Spotify or Iceland iTunes And my podcasts aren't on there Then you can still access All of my podcasts on my website You won't be able to stream

them Because the links won't work anymore But you can download them To your tablet or your phone Or your computer or whatever So, there's over 1500 recordings On my website That you can download You can also stream them at the moment as well So yeah, so If you can help at all Then please go to paypal.me Forward slash Jason Newland The link is on my website It's also on Facebook Yeah, I mean I always managed to pay it every month Eventually It's just What happened is They I changed the contract with them They kind of

wanted me to I was on an old Plan That they didn't have anymore Because I've been with them quite a while They changed the plan and they kept saying Change the plan with us And I didn't originally Because the new plan that they wanted me to change to Was going to charge me extra For The

An extra £3 per thousand downloads For Over £60,000 a month And Or £30,000 I don't know I can't remember which, £30,000 But anyway, it was going to cost me Probably another Double the money It was probably going to cost me another £120 Maybe £240 extra a month Based on My statistics because They're increasing all the time So I kind of put that off Because I didn't want to be paying Well, I didn't want to be, I can't I don't want to pay that much money And then they changed it So there's unlimited Downloads So I

swapped over because they asked me again If I'd swap over And so I did And It changed the date of when I paid Because I used to pay at the end of the month Now it's like We're kind of near to the mid-month aren't we now It's the 13th today They tried to take the money out I think on Friday Or maybe it was yesterday So we're kind of We're a third way in really aren't we It's 30 days So it's a lot earlier than normal That was boring wasn't it How boring was that And

I don't want it to get cut off but You know what, I'm not going to worry about it Because There's no point worrying I'm going to stay positive And put my trust in In the powers that be That things will work out Because they always do One way or another They're not always in the way I want them to Everything works out in the end So talking about that It's going quite well really The podcasts I mentioned I had over a million Downloads already so far this year I think I put that on Facebook Last

week sometime So that was quite good This year so far This year Well that'd be nice wouldn't it That is my target It's not my next target But it's a target To get A million downloads a month And then A million downloads a week And then A million downloads a day So that's the three targets I've got Now A million a month I'm 10% there No I'm not 10% there I'm more than 10% there What?

Times by Oh ok I'm really getting confused Getting confused man I'm confused Last month Last month Ok Last month Last week No not last week Last month Ok Last month At 193,699 So I think it was probably a little bit quieter Because of A little bit inactive For a few days Well not as active as I would normally be So It's 20% So let's aim 20% towards the monthly goal of a million That would be good you know Because if I did that Just wondering Last month 20% Blimey Last month not last week So 2,

4, 6, 8, 10 So that's Yeah I mean basically all I've got to do In order for me to Earn a living Out of this to be able to turn this into a job Is to double The downloads That I get So I don't even need to have a million a month But 400,000 a month I'm slowly getting there So that will be By the end of the year I need to be getting I need to be Because I'm now averaging about 9 to 10,000 a day At the moment So I know you say Well

that's 300,000 Isn't it nearly So it's about 250,000 But some days I get 7,000 Sometimes I get 11,000 But when I actually do the work I get about 9 Between 9 and 10 Between 9 and 11,000 a day So I need to hit 20,000 a day By the end of the year And then I will Turn this into a An income A job Ish Kind of thing Yeah so that's the plan It was never the plan To be fair I had no interest In Being able to do this as a job I fantasised about it

My fantasy was that I'd get Enough Lots of donations from people And I wouldn't need to work I'd get enough I'd just get it all from support Like financially And I do get help But I thought that By now This is back in 2015 I thought by now I would be Self-sufficient Well not self No one's ever self-sufficient Unless you rely on other people But self-sufficient as far as Having enough coming in From Supporters That hasn't worked That hasn't turned out that way But I definitely get A hell of a lot more supporters now Than

I used to I get more support than I ever did before Back in them days So I'm very grateful For the help that I do get And I have had It's nice To It's nice to feel wanted I feel wanted I never felt wanted before But now I do I feel loved So yeah it's good It's I feel so important No I don't Yeah so it's nice to Have some help Along the way And the way I see it is The more help I get The more help I can give Especially to myself The more

I help The more help I receive The more help I can give out Because I'm unencumbered With Worrying And I am a little bit of a worrier But I'm trying not to Because You know recently Way more Much bigger things happened Than any of this stuff You know so I've dealt with that kind of And Compared to that Running out of money Is not important I shall not be losing sleep Over it Right Just as I was speaking My phone went That's the wonderfulness Of doing a recording during the day There's Washing machines going There's

lawnmowers going There's phone calls There's people Around Doing things People knocking on my door Occasionally So In the middle of the night Less of that stuff happens But You know That's how it is So basically what I'm doing now Is I'm looking after my friend's dog Because he's gone out For the afternoon This is the giant Dog That knocks everything He doesn't knock things over He walks through things Honestly An example of him would be A very old It's a movie called Carry On Screaming For those that know it And you had Oddbod And then

you had Oddbod's finger Got cut off And Oddbod was like a Like a Frankenstein version Frankenstein's monster kind of thing This is a Family entertainment comedy This is a carry on film And Off of that finger They made another Created another monster That was like a Just very untrained And he just walked through walls Use the door Biddley Bob Use the blimming door Oh don't say that Yeah so there you go Andre Not Andre bloody hell The dog is like that He just walks through walls He walks through Walls So yeah There's a bit of

sound around But I've got the windows closed But I can't close The door And have the windows closed Because it's too hot in here I've closed the windows Because that's where the majority Of the sound is coming from People in the garden And stuff like that But yeah Because it's only what 21 minutes past 2 In the afternoon So The world is not going to stop Just for me to make a recording It's unfair It's unfair But that's just That just seems to be The way it is For some reason It's just Why me Why

has everything happened to me So yeah I just What did I do I didn't do a Let Me Boy To Sleep yesterday Because I was watching the boxing And I did two recordings Two different recordings But I was too tired I'll be honest with you I did a couple of recordings And then I went to sleep Then I woke up And then I watched the boxing At three in the morning By the time the boxing was finished Which was about half four Five, no Might have even been nearly six I thought I'd do a Let

Me Boy To Sleep But I was too tired Way too tired So I went to bed And here I am doing it now Doing it Now I think Late but Still being done Still being done I haven't had any messages Which is OK That's cool So I've got nothing to read out As far as I know Unless I have had a message And I apologise I apologise so deeply Nothing on Messenger Now I did have a message I had a lovely message From Rachelle Saying thank you for all you do I really appreciate your hardness

No I really enjoy your hard work You talk a lot of sense I know right now you might think Really?

When? When has he ever spoken sense?

I have I don't know about Jordans But some of the others And I'm enjoying the long ones I put a sleep timer On for three hours I hope you do get a break away At some point There are some nice caravan parks Up in the north You take care You make me laugh too Love your stories And funny voices Keep up the work Now I'm going to do it in her voice And I hope you like it Nothing as teen-ish As how I do So I am working on it And I'll do the voice And

when you're done In the middle Of the story If you like So thanks, thanks Rachel, that's very kind, very kind of you, there there there, me, I've got a, Karen said, I just listened to Deep Sleep 20, Deep Sleep, it's one of the recordings, 20 minutes talk is not enough, ok, well, they do vary, I mean, you know, I've got recordings that last 11 minutes, you know, not, you know, it's, I think as time has gone by, my recordings tend to be longer, I mean, not just the 5 hour ones with music, but I'm talking

about the, even the ones without music, just me talking, and quite often I seem to be going over the half hour mark, the other day I did, I think nearly 50 minutes of just rambling on, but what happens in those moments, sometimes, is, I'm really, I guess I'm getting into it, I get really wrapped up in what I'm doing, and there almost isn't enough time, you know, I want to get, sometimes I could probably spend an hour and a half, two hours on those, on a recording when I'm really enjoying it, and I'm thinking, ok,

there's more I can say here, I mean, for the subject of what we say to ourselves affects us, you know, I could make probably a thousand recordings on that subject, hear all those birds, nothing is asleep at 2.

30 in the afternoon, it seems everything is awake, it's the complete wrong time to make a sleep recording, but I've got to do them when I can, you know, it's not just when I can, but when I'm in the right, when I'm feeling it, when I'm feeling, because in some ways, making a hypnosis recording is easier than doing these recordings, not that doing this is hard, because it's just waffling on about nothing, but I have to be in quite a good mood to do this, I can make a hypnosis recording pretty much regardless of how

I feel, because it's serious, you know, I take it serious and I try to, yeah, it's more focused and more serious, not serious serious as in be serious, but just there's not much in the way of seriousness when it comes to this boring recording, you know I mean, you get me, you get me squadron, you get me, the garage or the petrol station close by where I live, they're running out of everything, they had no cans of coke in packs of four, what's that about, and this was I think Friday, went in there, no we

ain't got none, and in fact I know they had one pack and I got, yeah I got one pack, I said we got any more, because I'd like to get, I like to go in there as rarely as possible, I'm not a big fan of that place, I don't like to go in there, so I do when I have to or when there's nowhere else to go, it's either that or walk for half an hour to the nearest shop, which just seems a waste of an hour, just to go and get four cans of coke,

you know, that's a whole hour of my life gone, for what, I can do a lot in that hour, I can get a lot done, if you know what I mean, so I've been thinking more and more, what I've been doing recently is watching on YouTube, YouTube channels, by the way there's noise from downstairs coming up here now as well, so there's noise banging and stuff, I don't know what's going on, I don't know if he sounds like he's fixing his wooden leg or something, but I, very loud talkers around here, they don't talk like

this, it's almost like there's like a level, you know, if you imagine there's like, there's two people talking and there's like a game of tennis almost and there's the net and they have to get the ball over the net, but in this case it's their voice has to raise, so they have to make the voice louder so it gets over the net, so hey, you alright Bob?

Yeah, I'm alright, how are you? Yeah, yeah, you good, thanks. Yeah, they're standing like two inches away from each other, you know, it's like, really? These are people that don't need phones, seriously, they just talk and someone, you know, in the next town, yeah, hi, you alright?

Yeah, hello, yeah, there's a lot of gossip as well in places, what's he doing, stupid dog, he's a weird dog, honestly, you know what happened earlier, I had the windows open, sat down, I think just to have my breakfast, this was about nine o'clock, pigeon, really loud, I thought there was a pigeon in the tree, I went to look, I thought it would be holding a megaphone or something, but it wasn't, it was standing on my windowsill, the outside of the windowsill, sticking his head into the window, and then he looked underneath the net curtains,

there was a little gap, he looked under at me, and I swear he winked, and then he flew off, really trying to wind me up, I've heard a lot of that, crazy man, crazy, I don't understand it, innit?

So you hear all the doors slamming, you might not be able to hear it that well, this microphone is pretty good like that, it doesn't pick up a huge amount of background sound, but I reckon those birds are making way too much noise, to not have someone being picked up, but hey, now I can do about it. You could wait until three in the morning, but three in the morning, they've started again, there's literally probably about a four hour period when the little buggers are asleep, because it's light till ten o'clock, and it starts getting light again, just after two, well, I don't know, just after two, three, something like that, I do like the sounds of birds though, I'll be honest with you.

And I can sleep to the sound of them, I let my window open and I can sleep in the afternoon, and I love the sound of birds.

I find it very therapeutic, very healing, oh yes, oh yes indeed, very, ooooh, healing, mmm, it feels nice, it feels ever so nice, it feels even nicer than that, it feels, ooooh, it feels, it feels, it feels, it feels, it feels, it feels, it feels, it feels, it feels, it feels, it feels, it feels, it feels, it feels, it feels, it feels, it feels, it feels, it feels, it feels, it feels, it feels, it feels, it feels, it feels, it feels, it feels, it feels, it feels, it feels, it feels, it feels, it feels, it

feels, it feels, it feels, it feels, it feels, it feels, it feels, it feels, it feels, it feels, it feels, it feels, it feels, it feels, it feels, it feels, it feels, it feels, it feels, it feels, it feels, it feels, it feels, it feels, you know it's it's just we had this issue with him he was ill not with him but with his flat he was ill about three years ago like really had gastroenteritis in the end but we didn't know that at the time phone for an ambulance they wouldn't come because the pain

was in the wrong part of the stomach and and then we ordered a taxi phoned around and no blacklisted they wouldn't come to the building not his address not even my address just the building no that that address that postcode is blacklisted in the end I found someone I found a taxi and I said look you know they said no no I said I'll give you the money before we even get there when you get here I'll give you the money as you get into the taxi and they agreed to come so these drunk people

whoever they are that do this like you know use this building they're messing it up for us I can't get takeaways from so many places because this building is blacklisted because I guess in the past delivery drivers have come along and with food and the person said well give it here I was going to get the money and they've run off and not brought the money out and the delivery driver just doesn't know what to do or you know so it's it's not many places actually deliver here seriously this was it dominoes deliver but they're

really expensive so that's not sort of a regular thing I can do but places you know all these apps now that they've got uber uber eats and the different ones that you've got my postcode my address only has these random takeaways that aren't known you know I can't get McDonald's I can't get KFC I can't get Nando's if I wanted to if I wanted to get any of these things because a few months ago I wanted to get McDonald's when it opened when they started doing deliveries and I oh I want to get McDonald's and

no KFC were advertising yeah use whatever app but you can get your stuff delivered just yeah just eats isn't it no I can't get hardly anything delivered here and it's just a shame because you know what oh we're not today but like in the past maybe in a couple of weeks time I'd love to be able to order a KFC a big bucket of you know maybe some KFC some fries a little thing of beans some chicken popcorn and a sweet corn and a drink oh of course I can go into you know I can

go get a bus and go to the place and eat in or get a takeaway and go in and sit on the pavement somewhere and eat it it's not quite the same though because glasses for me well first of all I get very messy when I eat KFC this is based on memory because it's been probably about four years five years since I had a KFC but you know it's quite greasy food I like it that way but it's you know it's a bit greasy and I get I make a bit of a mess I'm

a bit of a messy eater if I'm honest always dripping dropping stuff on my t-shirt on my top I say always but eliminate my stop talking so loudly you people in the garden that's all I can hear I can't hear anything they're saying gremlins have an argument over a sock but I I've been thinking right you know years ago when I was a councillor when I was a councillor when I actually contributed to society I am every Sunday afternoon I would go to the local KFC because I live in the town it was only a

10-minute walk go to the KFC get exactly those items that I mentioned earlier they're so loud how they're getting that it's almost like someone's got a volume control and just turned it up almost like a television like someone's turned the television up but instead of being a TV program the interest it's a bunch of probably drunk people talking rubbish to each other might not be might be interesting stuff I just realized it is actually a television it's a neighbor downstairs his television blaring out I think it's a football match so it's I think it's a

commentary or something that's why they talk it sounds like a bunch of people talking rubbish because it is a bunch of people talking rubbish so what I've been thinking about is oh yeah when I was a councillor I used to get the KFC it was such a beautiful experience I just you know I think what at the time Game of Thrones excuse me Game of Thrones the hiccup that was was weird Game of Thrones was just started you know since 2011 it's a Game of Thrones that either just started or they're in their second season

or something so I didn't have a television set and I was just watching stuff that I streamed well not streamed I was watching stuff that I was downloading from the internet I might have been streaming some stuff as well I don't know I can't remember like Netflix or whatever but didn't have a telly eventually I think I might have got a telly I can't remember but I was there for about a year and it's one of those places right from the beginning I didn't like it didn't like it at all it's cost me 125 pound

a week which is way more than I could afford really I mean I could probably afford about 30 pound a week on the amount of money I was making it was yes it was difficult time so I kind of I knew that I wanted to get out of there as soon as possible and then I ended up living in it the people living there were just a bit chaotic to say the least a little bit chaotic they almost like tried to take over the house even though everybody had their own rooms they almost formed a

little gang and decided that they were in charge when they weren't in charge of anything including their own brains so I got on all of them but there was there was a couple of incidents that were not good and just why is all that banging why stop with all the banging stop it stop it so I've been watching these YouTube videos of travelers been living in Thailand Pattaya and places like that and living there and some people that are just staying there for a few months and more I watched the more I want to go

because what if it's hard of hearing that's why it's TV so loud because once I've done this I'm gonna have to put my headphones on to block out the noise very angry very okay I've never been this angry I don't know I used to I've been thinking and the way things are going there is a possibility by the end of the year beginning of next year that I could take off and go and travel not expensively but you know if I go to somewhere that's a cheaper place to live I could get a hotel and

I could live a lot cheaper than here I'm not talking about living forever moving you know immigrating or anything like that but keeping my flat here and maybe going away for three months but you know I'll be self-employed everything I do I can do anywhere as long as I've got internet an internet connection I can do this wherever I am in the world I just need internet connection a quiet space for a couple of hours a day to make the recordings maybe two or three hours a day from the recordings and the equipment that's it

I could take the equipment I can have just a separate bag for the equipment and when I go just take minimum clothes and then buy clothes when I'm out there just you know just take a few bits and then just buy some shirts and t-shirts and stuff when I'm out there and then just leave them there or put them all on at the same time when I come back they have like 15 t-shirts I'm sure some people do that when they come back so they haven't got a sort of I don't know if you can

do you have to declare that stuff if you've got a t-shirt or a pair of trousers I don't know but I'm thinking yeah I quite like to go somewhere nice be quite probably a healthier living for me because it's vegetarian Thailand you can be a vegetarian quite easily in Thailand because there's a lot of Buddhists there a lot of tired Thai people I think actually raised as Buddhists hence the bowing and being a Buddhist myself kind of it seems like kind of my kind of place somewhere where people are actually polite to each other you

know I'd like to do something where people bowed and that might sound weird but I like that I like that respect that kind of kindness shown that's just me but I like yes I'm thinking of maybe going to Thailand next year if I can hopefully all this restrictions and stuff will be over and done with by then also at the moment the activity in Thailand is very very limited because of course people can't go there at the moment really because of the travel restrictions and if they go they might not be able to get back

or you know so I think a lot of people I think a lot of people are not going abroad not so much because they're not allowed to but it's the whole quarantining so they might have to quarantine for a week when they get there then after might have to quarantine for two weeks when they get home and there's the whole before you can travel having to do a coronavirus test and then do another test before you enter the country and there's all these rules and stuff depending on where you're going and what an asshole what

an asshole what a hassle so not something I need to really concern with myself at this present moment but yeah I'm really thinking I'd like to go somewhere where there's a nice beach maybe if I find a nice place maybe find somewhere where there's a recording studio that I could use where I could make my recordings there fairly like a low rate or lowish rate you know so I don't know how long you're allowed to stay in Thailand if I should let me just check honestly session timed out go away how long how long can

I stay in Thailand I'm just gonna ask that question if you apply for a single entry tourist visa a single entry what's that mean sounds like some kind of weird video you can stay in Thailand up to 60 days only the 30 day visa exemption scheme is not included in the tourist visa and permitted length of stay remains up to 60 days I guess the 30 day visa exemption would add it to make it 90 days maybe so 60 days if you want to leave Thailand during the 60 days your remaining days are forfeited forfeit

unless you get a visa re-entry permit you can extend your stay normally 30 days by applying for a visa extension okay how many times can you enter Thailand in a year those who arrive at the airport without a prior visa will continue to receive 30-day stamps up to six times per calendar year extensions at Thai immigration for the visa exemption stamps remain to be 30 days for a fee of 1,900 baht or bar so once you're in there you can get extended for 30 days so without a visa so basically you can go on holiday

you don't need a visa and you can stay for up to 30 days so it says the visa exemption law allows tourists from 64 countries to enter Thailand without a visa they are granted to stay a maximum of 30 days if they are entering Thailand via an international airport or entering through a land border checkpoint from neighboring countries and I was going to ask this way if an individual wishes to remain in Thailand for more than 30 days they may wish to obtain a tourist visa at the Royal Thai Embassy or consulate in the United

States I was going to say why do you always assume that everyone's American there are other countries but this is from the US embassy.

gov website so yeah fair enough the tourist visa must generally be used within 90 days from the date of issue and allows initial stay of 60 days okay so it's probably the same here but it sounds like just easier just to go for 30 days unless of course you want to go for longer. Can I live permanently in Thailand? so it says here in order to apply to become a Thai permanent resident you must meet the following criteria you must have had a Thai and non-immigrant visa for at least three years prior to the submission of your application you must be a holder of a non-immigrant visa at the time of submitting your application.

Can I stay in Thailand for three months? Validity of visa and permitted length of stay.

Single entry tourist visas single entry tourist visa will be valid for three months from the date of issue you must enter Thailand within the validity of the visa however the permitted length of stay is up to 60 days from the date of arrival in Thailand all right so it's valid for three months but you can only stay for 60 days ah so to get a tourist visa from a Royal Thai Embassy London let's have a look at this from the 15th of June 2019 visa applicants have to apply online okay so there's fees there are

fees for this you have to set up an account 30-day visa exemption scheme passport holders of the country's eligible for tourist visa exemption scheme are not required to obtain a visa when entering Thailand for tourism purposes and will be permitted to stay in Thailand for a period not exceeding 30 days on each visit so you can go okay yes you can go for 30 days at one time with a maximum of three times in a six month period by flight and two times a year for overland crossing so foreigners entering Thailand under the tourist visa

exemption scheme must show the documents listed below at the port of entry proof of adequate finances for the duration of stay in Thailand i.

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travellers checks or cash equivalent to 10,000 baht per person and 20,000 baht per family okay 10,000 baht what is that let's have a look okay so T T T T T Thailand okay okay so clear 10,000 10,000 baht is 228 pounds so you have to if you're going to go to Thailand for a whole month what they're saying is you're not allowed to enter Thailand unless you have at least 228 pounds now if you can live in so anywhere on 228 pounds for a month and you're doing pretty good you know I mean wow how

is that gonna this is this it's a lot it's a little amount rather a family would need 20,000 so that'd be what 456 pound for a family it just doesn't seem like a lot proof of onward travel confirmed air train bus or boats to leave Thailand so you need a return ticket which I would get if I went because even if I wanted to live there at one point I'd only go for 30 days to start I'm not gonna wait stop growling you little monkey oi stop it tourist visa exemption only applies to foreigners holding

passports issued by the countries listed here foreigners foreigners who are of other nationalities who hold travel documents issued by these countries will not be entitled to the same privilege is the UK on that yes it is great so basically just so yeah so enter you have to have the money proof of onward basically a return ticket show that you've got a return ticket home with a date within 30 days and at least 228 pounds which is put about $300 probably is $290 I'd say roughly which makes you think how much money would I need for

30 days in Thailand let's see if there's how much money to budget for a month in Thailand so look let's see what they've said so accommodation Thailand is kitted out nicely for all levels of budget right let's give me some prices from my per there's what you can expect cheapest bed three dollars for a night three pounds most expensive bed 180 come on why even what average nights accommodation with a shared dorm five to eight pound average nights accommodation double twin in hostel ten to twenty dollars yeah that doesn't seem very good I mean ten

to twenty pounds I know it's still you know if you've got a hotel room for ten pounds in the UK it's like wow but that's three hundred a month isn't it for accommodation or six hundred if you've you know if you're dependent average nights accommodation a hotel 25 plus so let's say thirty pound well that's that's nine hundred pound a month in fact what I'm going to do hotels hotels in Pattaya Thailand okay so look at what the price is just so it's saga saga holidays ah because that's some old and I so I could

go on a saga holiday yeah how much that would be here's me I've got no money at all and I'm looking at holidays it's just for fun I mean you know holidays to Thailand because you know Thailand Buddhist temples and stuff like that that's something that I'd love to do alright okay book it Thailand 1899 pound for eight nights and yeah I mean it's probably a really good price I don't you know that's on a ferry so it's probably a brilliant price but I just you know where does it go from VIP door to door

travel service from anywhere in the UK mainland includes two night support aircraft including the VIP door to door travel all breakfasts lunches and dinners you know what if all your food is included in that week free bar open tenner a free bar is this in the hotel no of course not on a hotel is it's on a ferry so a free bar free food for a whole week it's starting to make more sense isn't it it's like blimey did you think how much you could spend in a bar now I don't really drink but if

I was on holiday I would blimey I would yep I really would I'm not joking I would and so yeah free drinks a free bar free food lunch breakfast dinner all you gotta buy is chocolate or whatever you know snacks or whatever you want to do but then holiday details it's got background to a beach you'll stay in the contemporary style deluxe rooms in a beach wing on the first second and third floors there are no lifts in the beach wing the property 18 steps alternatively you can down upgrade to a grand deluxe room with

rear pool view it's got okay I'm a little bit confused from I don't know how long you actually stay on in Thailand because as far as I'm concerned this is a ferry but it's not it's not all it's just Sargo I don't know why I'm getting stuck on it being a ferry so this must be lazy in the Sun the beach salt rock no so this is actually in the city of pocket and there's yeah so basically when you're there all your breakfast everything's for free bars free Wi-Fi at your hotel this is for eight

days Kamala Beach Kattu Wow seems all right didn't it blimey amenities Kamala Beach Resort a Sun prime resort QQQ no that's not what that is pocket Thailand from $1,899 per person two passengers eight nights now I'm one passenger I don't travel well I don't it's just me I can't travel with someone else because it's me so I think that might put the price up well that shouldn't really when you think about it because if they were aiming on selling stuff to people and people paying on the bar and buying food in the restaurants and stuff

then they would want two people going because they'd be spending but if they're giving all that stuff away free part of the package then in a way wouldn't it be better to have less people going because that person there'd be half as much food and half as much well they'd expect half a bunch food I'll probably eat twice as much okay try prices and availability let's have a look two passengers change wrong change it to one passenger one passenger availability want to stay nice to the between November change okay duration let's do eight nights search

one departure okay yeah I didn't like that having a bit of problems with me having changed it change blimey ah it's gone up so for one person it's now gone up to 2048 pound it's not fair that's not fair now just a holiday just a holiday going to Thailand Thailand hotels Pattaya so let's just go there let's go to Trivago check-in 36 pound few deal okay you found a great deal on Trivago taking you to the booking.com website does it a funny so this is really this is for one night okay who wanna mind you

you might you might be in Thailand already you're not going to travel all the way to Thailand for one night okay except the cookies stupid goose 36 pound for one night and this is in a hotel there's one here 21 pound one here for 19 pound for the night it's not bad you know really I mean if these were UK prices to stay in the UK it'd be amazing so let's say let's just say September for

eight days one adult for eight days one room one adult are you traveling for work no go away so they're going to give me the best price so for seven nights 305 pound that's the cheapest one there's no one for 316 pound Pullman Pattaya Hotel and that's 302 pound wow I found one for 217 pound that's in Pattaya I just found one for 136 pound blimey Pattaya North 0.

7 miles from the center now it's cheaper because it's further away but hell man 0.

7 miles not long is it it's probably what 20 minute walk 15 20 minute walk it's not much 136 pound for seven nights that's really cheap in it blimmin heck man wow wow wow oh my goodness I just found a cheaper one no I haven't so there's different ones here like 170 200 300 it depends what you're looking for and for me I guess being a little bit away from it in places would be good but how much that was the seven days 136 pound 136 19 pound a night so to stay in a place

like that for the month be nearly 600 pound but as a holiday but that that wouldn't you know you just also stuff to eat and everything on top of that and yeah it's good that I'm prioritizing my finances when there's more important things to be spending money on right now like keeping the podcast alive it could all go wrong literally everything oh well oh well maybe be the BBB be easy come easy go in it I find it interesting just to have a little look to see what is available you know what's kind of going

on around and I've kind of got two very opposite places that I'd like to visit Thailand and Norway you know you couldn't get more opposite in the sense of the weather and everything but I'd love love love love maybe what I'm looking to do now once maybe next year or whatever once I'm in a position to do stuff like that maybe try and go to Norway at Christmas I'll make it a regular thing and perhaps make some contacts out there where I can find cheap a cheap place to stay you know something that isn't expensive

if I kind of sort of up book it every year you know just for a month over Christmas November to December and just or just spend the winter there because I know some people like oh I want to go to the summer we go to Spain in the winter because it's so cold here which I understand but I love snow I mean I love love love love snow and I've never seen it snow on Christmas Day ever and I want to I don't really celebrate Christmas but I'd love to I just yeah that's one of

my goals is to wake up and see it snowing so yeah that's that's gonna be also because I'm gonna be doing YouTube videos while I'm there while I'm away and I can maybe get a good deal I say look I'm gonna publicize your hotel and and maybe they'll give me a discount or something after I'd been there the first time you don't know it's possible I do have an audience I don't I don't know and I'll talk about it I'll make a podcast I'll be talking about on here yeah I built another snowman today I'm

so bored please bring me home I mean that could happen everybody speaks Norwegian what they're saying which surprises me because I'm in Thailand you know it just it could be could be amazing you know what it will be amazing if you know it's all I gotta do is just work towards it I'm nowhere near it now next year I could probably get a holiday get away for a week somewhere I need that holiday now I need it now I need right now so nice if I could just go somewhere but it's weird because right now

there's probably nowhere else in the world as nice as or nicer than here weather-wise it's beautiful beautiful beautiful summer's day and I'm sitting inside doing this I'm not being outside yet but it's beautiful out there but in order for me to go out I have to I have to wash my nipples are dirty I yeah I probably have to take the dog for a walk at some point that's not a euphemism so I'm gonna go now gonna go go go go now thank you everybody for being a part of this it's just meant so much

to me to be able to just you know to be to be here with you and and you and you maybe not so much you but most of the people especially not you why you still here but most of you are very very lovely and I really do appreciate you coming it's been a very very good experience and thank you very much I've I've learned so much and I've forgotten more it's been brilliant and so yes that's the end of this recording so as always remember remember to be kind to yourself because you you that's

weird I've always something weird I almost sounded like an android you deserve to be happy lots of love bye