#670 Let me bore you to sleep - SOOOO TIRED - Jason Newland (11th June 2021)

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People stream them but you know for a keepsake you could just download it and say oh I've got that. So you know in a few years time you'll be going through the hard drive on your computer and you'll think what on earth is this rubbish doing on my... is this deep sleep whisper? What a bunch of... kick it away. Delete, delete, delete, delete, delete.

Get rid of that. What on earth was that? You know some people actually forget who I am. I remember there's this person and she's really into what I was doing and she was like contacting me and said oh I really like what you're doing.

And a few years later she sent me a message saying who are you? Why are you on my Facebook page? Why are you in my friends list? Who are you? Okay fair enough. A little drinky. So it's Friday the 11th of June 2021.

Yeah things were all right. Not much occurring if I'm honest. I'm just doing my thing as it is, as it was, as it will be.

You know just doing all I can to get by. Yeah I'm just doing my thing to get along. Flying around in a trumpet full of cum.

I don't know just just getting stuff. Oh wow. I mean basically I'll put that on charge I think.

I'll charge my phone up. It's getting a little bit. Juice is going a little bit.

Um I was up all night and I was doing recordings and I was you know making the images and sharing them and putting them onto my website and that took me till about half four in the morning and I was tired and I went to bed and it felt lovely. It felt really nice just to lay down and knowing that I had done all that work and got it done and oh yes it was nice. So I'm in a similar position today actually.

I think I'm going to be up quite late getting this stuff finiqued. But when it's done it's done isn't it? Once it's done it's done. So tomorrow night, Saturday, there's boxing on.

There's actually two lots of boxing. There's boxing in the UK and boxing world title fight in America. Shakur Stevens.

Shakur Stevens? Yeah. So in the evening probably about seven till probably about 11 there's boxing in England and then three o'clock in the morning there's boxing. I think it probably might start earlier.

There's boxing in America. So I'll need to make sure I get my work done either before or and in between the boxing. So yeah so tomorrow will be a good day.

It is in my determined mind going to be good. So I've just been thinking about you know how things are growing. You know the audience is growing and things are getting better in you know in some aspects.

And just looking to the future and some things I'd like to do. And I know I talk about needing a holiday. I really need a holiday.

I'm not even joking but it's fine. I can hold on even if it's till next year. If I can at least get away for a weekend somewhere in the next couple of months or for three days even that will do me good.

And just nothing expensive just stay in a cheap hotel a holiday inn or something just somewhere near a beach. That's it. That's all I need.

I don't need to travel abroad. I can't afford to travel abroad and but I can't I just I need to get away from here. But at the same time I don't really fancy traveling long distances you know wearing masks and stuff because that's just uncomfortable.

I mean the journey into town on the bus is kind of awful wearing those masks. And that's only probably 15-20 minute journey. So if I'm stuck on a train for an hour and a half or two hours I couldn't wear a mask for that long.

I really don't think I could. So I need to be a bit more strategic about what I do. But I don't know maybe you won't need to wear masks in a couple of weeks when they stop the lockdown completely if they do.

I'll just have to wait and see. I quite like to go to somewhere like Devon. Torquay is I do I dribble when I think about Torquay.

It's the only place that I've been to that I just kind of fell in love with. It's beautiful. I don't know why I just found it to be beautiful.

But this is a long time ago. It's like 19 years ago or something. I'm not really a holidayer.

Although I've not really had any excuses apart from the last few years. But you know when I was working in sales I could afford to go away on holiday. I had money.

Well I had enough money to do things if I wanted to you know. But I just never I think it was the planning. That's what did it for me the planning.

And the only reason I went to Torquay is because my cousin was living there with his girlfriend. And I needed a break. And I had a couple of days owed for me you know to have time off.

So I took off I think just a long weekend. And he said to come up here. And so I did and I booked a hotel room for I think three nights or two nights.

And it was in probably August maybe even September. But it's lovely. It was really nice.

It might have been July. Thinking about it it was really nice weather. And for some reason I have a memory of running within running to catch a bus or something.

I don't remember. I think it's the last time I ran anywhere. And the journey to Torquay was a long journey on a coach.

It was about six hours or something. And that was with stopping off and you know for a break at the whatever they call it. I don't know what you call them.

The places on the highway that you can stop. We stopped there for maybe half an hour. Maybe longer.

To be fair I think it might have been two coaches. It might be one to London and then from London to Torquay. That's often kind of the case with getting to places if you're in the south.

I don't so much remember the journey there going there Part of the reason for that is because first it's a long time ago. Secondly it was uneventful. And thirdly there's no thirdly.

I think yeah I'm pretty sure there was a London. And then from London on another coach to Torquay. Yeah so it was you know it's like a standard journey.

Long journey though. I mean you know the coach seats are comfortable and that. But after a while you know you need to stretch.

You need to stretch your legs and your back. And for me definitely my back. So I don't know how I'd do with long journeys anymore.

Because I haven't been on a long journey really since 2004. Like as far as is that true? Is that true? I think so yeah. Last time I went on a long journey sitting on a coach or in a car was yeah 2004.

Travelling all the way up to Liverpool. So that was quite a long journey. I've been on trains going to London.

But and I've been on trains going to Nottingham. I've been on trains going up to not Barnsley. Yeah I've been on trains going up north.

I've been on trains going to Wales. So yeah I have been on some long journeys. Yeah but not in a car.

Not on the road. It's a little bit different. I mean usually trains are quicker.

Quicker. And because they're more direct aren't they? Like roads go round and round. I don't know that's not really true is it? But you know you sort of it's more so I was going to say more the scenic route sometimes with travelling by car.

So yeah. So I don't remember it being a particularly anything really. Oh actually I was remembered no.

I did go to Devon in a car back in 2010. It was just after I graduated from or finished my degree course. I hadn't had the graduation ceremony yet but I'd finished the course.

And a friend of mine was going up to a thing called Buddhafield which is a festival. And so I decided to go with her. Gave her some money for petrol.

She said three pound isn't enough. I said you make me so angry. And then we kissed.

No we didn't. I gave her whatever. That's not really the point is it? So I was just there.

Her daughter was in the back in the boot. No she was in the sitting down. And that was quite a long journey.

Yeah so that was. Went to Kent on the car. So I guess that was quite a long journey.

Okay anyway that's not. I'm stuck on the long journeys. So I go to Torquay.

I only go there because that's where my cousin was. I had no interest in going there other than that. Apart from different um Fawlty Towels was in Torquay wasn't it? It was supposed to be based in there.

Fawlty Towels. So I'm pretty sure I booked the hotel online before going. And I got there late afternoon I think it was.

Set off in the morning. Got there late afternoon. Might have even been evening.

Not 100 percent. Might have been a long journey really. And yeah I think.

I'm not sure what I did. I just went there. Went to the hotel.

Booked in. And then I just went for a walk. And it was lovely.

The hotel I was in. It was. It wasn't expensive.

It was just. I'm pretty sure I was out of season. When I went.

But it's a mixed memory. I don't know exactly. But what I do know is when I went there.

During the day. It was beautiful. Proper.

Like like really nice. And beautiful. Really.

Like coral reef and stuff. And just. I remember there was some old bloke.

I say old. He's probably about my age. He was from a distance.

Like he had like this perfect body. Really muscular. Slim.

But like walking around posing. And then as you get closer. He had this old face.

So he had like this 50 year old face. But it looked like he had a 23 year old's body. Just looked silly.

Looked fine from a distance. Like oh. Good on him.

Yeah well done. And then you get closer. It's almost like.

It was an optical illusion. Like no. That face shouldn't be on that body.

It looks wrong. Stop it. Take it back.

So that's why I don't bother trying to get all muscly. Because you know. It'd be embarrassing.

Walking around with all his. Like looking really buff. And then.

There's this middle-aged face. Like no. That's wrong.

It's just. It's. You know.

I don't think anyone's going to meet me and think oh. What an amazing body. Just.

I can forget how. What his face looks like. I don't care because of the body.

I don't know if there's many people that operate like that. I've met many men that operate like that. But I don't know if there were many women that would say oh.

I'll take him just for his body. If I stay close enough. I won't be able to see it.

If I just try and focus. Focus on the chest. Or the belly button.

I don't know. What am I talking about? Anyway. It was really really nice.

See. It was calm. There was people around.

But I didn't have anybody to talk to. Which didn't bother me particularly. It was just.

I had questions. I had to know stuff. I needed to know now.

But it's okay. I think. I think I got there on the Friday.

Yeah. I think that's what it was. I got there on a Friday.

And I think my cousin was working. He was actually working in a place where I got him the job. Because it was another branch of the company I was working for.

Had a branch there where he was. And he just moved there with his girlfriend. Because that's where she was originated.

And I basically put in a word for him. With the management. And he got a job.

Instantly. And he's still there. And he's been promoted many times.

He's now the janitor. I don't know. I do know.

I'm not going to tell you what he does now. But he does a completely different job. What? Police? Yeah.

Police. No. He shouldn't mention that he's in the police.

Really? Okay. He's not in the police then. And I just realized that I'm going to have another drink.

Yes. Yes. Yes.

Yes. I fell asleep then. I started dreaming.

I did. Honestly. I actually fell asleep while I was talking.

I had no idea what I was talking about. Fridge magnets. I think.

So. I went there. And it was lovely.

I mean honestly. I just really found it to be exceptionally beautiful. So I kind of fell in love with the place.

Now the only things I can remember about when I was there is I went out. I went to the pub. I feel with my cousin.

And then on the second night we went out to a nightclub. Yeah. There was a nightclub.

And I was there. My cousin was there with his girlfriend. His girlfriend's sister was there.

Because they lived there. With her boyfriend. And her boyfriend was a complete plank.

He was aggressive. He was talking rubbish. Which I generally don't judge people for.

For some reason. You know. We can all talk rubbish at times.

But he was really giving it the big one. Like showing off. For some reason.

I don't know why. There was no reason for it. Because he had his girlfriend.

So was he trying to show off to me. What's that? Where's that going to get him? What's that going to? What's that going to accomplish? But. So we were out.

We were in a pub first. And then we went to a nightclub. Now.

I spoke to my cousin. And I said. That bloke's a wrong one.

He said. Yeah. No.

I don't know why he's like that. And I said. Well.

You need to keep your eye out for him. Because he's a wrong one. Well.

We all went to a nightclub. So there was what? Two. Five.

Five. Including me. I was the geesebree.

I was the geese or whatever. And so we went out. And I was.

I hadn't been out for ages. And I was drinking. And when I drink.

I lose a little bit of confidence. I don't know. Something changes a little bit.

Maybe I'm sometimes a bit more confident. Perhaps. Well.

I end up on the dance floor. Getting off with someone. Kissing and whatever.

I don't know who she was. And. You know.

That was just. That was a bit. A bit random.

And I'm just wandering around. You know. This big.

Quite a big venue. Just wandering around. After that.

I don't know where she went. Probably to. Pray for forgiveness.

And I was looking for my cousin. And he was nowhere to be seen. I found out later that they just left.

Which. I knew they'd left. Because they weren't there.

But they weren't sure where I was. And apparently they saw me. Just.

Doing what I was doing. So they thought just leave me to it. Now.

I didn't know where my hotel was. I knew it was in Torquay. And.

I knew that I was in Torquay. But outside of that. You know.

Didn't know. Then I remembered I had a piece of paper. With the address on it.

So what I did is. I went outside. And there was a queue.

For taxis. So I just waited in line. No.

I don't know if there was anyone there. I went to get a taxi. And a couple of young women.

Asked if they could share the taxi. Because they were going to the same area. I said.

All right. And. What happened is.

When I got out. Of where I was going. You know.

And I was gonna just walk a little way to the place. One of the women cuts out. And we start kissing each other.

Start making out. Which is. Again.

A bit random. So. Two random strangers.

In one evening. Having a. A bit of a kiss kiss. And then they left.

And you know. They just went. Did their thing.

And. Um. I think what.

No. I think it was. I dropped them off first.

I dropped them off. The taxi did. But.

You know. So I cut out. So.

Good luck. Good luck with your studies. Good luck with.

With. Um. All the scarves.

Or whatever else you do. And you know. Bye.

Bye. Bye. And.

Shh. That was it. And I. And I'm a bit.

I'm. To be fair. I was a bit drunk.

But. Not drunk. I wasn't like.

Drunk enough to not remember what I was doing. Or know what I was doing. And I went.

Went home. Went into the. The hotel.

Found it. And woke up. And.

You know. It was loads of people coming in. Trying to get me dressed.

And stuff. Again. I completely lost.

I fell asleep. While I was talking then. Why were people getting dressed.

Getting me dressed. What on earth am I talking about. Wow.

I was imagining I was a member of the Royal Family. Wow. All right.

No. I woke up. It was.

Yeah. It was in the hotel. Had a breakfast.

And then I went for a walk. And. I found out the next day.

Right. That. They.

They left. Went home. Back to where.

My. Cousin was living with his girlfriend. And they all went back to that house.

All the four of them. You know. Her sister.

And. Her sister's boyfriend. And.

I think. Her sister and her boyfriend got into a bit of an argument. And he started getting.

Heavy handed. So my cousin stepped in. And.

He attacked my cousin. So. My cousin.

When I saw my cousin. He had his arm in his sling. His shoulder had been dislocated.

And he had a. I think he had a bruise. And he had a black eye. And so I was.

Looking for this man. I was looking. I wanted.

To see him. And. But he'd gone.

He fled. Fled. He completely left.

So. You know. No one knew where he was.

But seeing. Because. My cousin was like a little brother to me.

He was only young. He was probably. About ten years younger than me.

So. Yeah. Probably.

Maybe twelve years younger. Now wait a minute. I can tell you exactly where he was.

He was eighteen when I was thirty. Yeah. I think it was about twelve years difference.

So. I don't know. You know.

He was like. Third cousin. We moved.

I don't know what you call it. Basically. He was my.

Grandmother's. Sister's. Daughter's.

Son. If that makes sense. He was blood.

Blood relative. He was my Nan's sister. So my Nan's sister.

Had a daughter. And her daughter had him. Yeah.

So. It's quite weird though. Because he was like.

He was such a. Women seem to really like him. He's really. I think it's because he's just really nice.

He was. But he didn't take himself too seriously. And he was confident.

He had a certain confidence about him. So yeah. He's.

He ended up. Marrying actually. I've not seen him for years.

But he ended up marrying. The. His girlfriend.

And they've got a few kids. So hopefully really happy. But.

I annoyed him because. It's true. In 2006.

When I started doing all this online stuff. I asked him for help. And I asked.

I asked him for too much help. And in the end. He just.

He kind of got annoyed with me. I think. And sort of avoided me.

Because whenever I spoke to him. I asked him for help. But I was just so enthusiastic.

About what I was doing. That I was asking everybody. Anybody that could help me.

I asked them. Because. I knew I couldn't do everything on my own.

I did most of everything on my own. And always have. But I still.

You know. I don't have. All the skills necessary.

I still don't have all the skills. So you know. As far as video editing.

And I can learn. I have learned some stuff. But.

Yeah. That was weird. That really.

That upset me. Seeing him like that. Because.

I like. Well I wish I'd have been there. Why didn't you wait for me.

And make sure. I you know. I could have come back.

And. I'm not saying that. It made much difference.

But he wouldn't have got hurt. Because I'd have stepped in. To.

I wouldn't let anything happen to him. I might have got hurt. But you know.

He wouldn't. I'd have made sure that. So.

That was a bit weird. It was a bit. It tainted it a little bit.

You know. Supposed to be a nice little break. It ended up being a nice little break through of his arm.

Oh dear. That was. It was dislocated.

I don't think it was broken. I think it was dislocated. Anyway.

I think I spent the last. Because he went back to work. And I spent the last day.

Pretty much on my own. Doing my own thing. And there wasn't anything to do.

Yeah. There wasn't anything there. Apart from maybe the beach.

And I didn't have transport. I didn't. You know.

I just. I just hung around. And just went for walks and stuff.

It was lovely. I enjoyed it. Kept seeing the old.

The old man with the teenager's body. That was weird. I was like.

Come on man. Just. You look 54.

Your face looked 54. With a body. It's like.

How is that even possible? To have like a 23 year old's body. But a 54 year old's face. I just didn't understand it.

So on my last day. I go down to the beach. I say.

Now actually. There was something we did the night before. But I'll talk about that in a minute.

But another weird thing happened. I'm walking down the beach. And someone shouted out.

I like your glasses. Or something to me. And there was a couple of females on the beach.

Young. Young women. And one seemed to have took a liking to me.

Which is weird. I didn't understand that. So I ended up getting off with her as well.

So. I was only there for like two. Two days.

Three nights. Two days. And I got off with.

I ended up getting off. You know. Kissing.

And smooching. Whatever. With three different women.

And before that. I'd just been in a drought. Because I was living in a town where.

I was almost seen to be invisible. But for some reason. In Torquay.

Maybe that's why I like Torquay. Because I've got happy memories. Because.

Three women wanted to kiss me. I wonder. If there's something wrong with the people in Torquay.

Ah. I hadn't thought about all that. But then.

She gave me her telephone number. And we kept in contact for a little while. But what was the point.

And. You know. I was working.

And I just didn't have time to. It was just. I had no intention of going back there.

Any time soon. Oh yeah. I went to a pub with my.

With my cousin. And I just remember thinking. I wish I could just stay here.

Just. You know. Stay.

And live somewhere. Just really. Really nice.

There's something about a place. That I just really liked. And then.

In the evening. We went.Me and him.

And it was last night at the prom. Which is an annual broadcast. I think television and radio.

And it's just. You know. Orchestras playing.

Well. We couldn't get in. Because I think they were sold out.

Or. You know. Didn't have any tickets.

So. You know. It was in a park.

A huge park. So we decided to. Climb over the fence.

If we could find a fence low enough. For me. To be able to get over.

Yeah. A fence really. It needs to be about two foot tall.

For me to be able to climb over. Satisfactorily. You know.

Without harming my toes. But yeah. We did that.

We managed to get in. Went and got a couple of beers. Sat down on some deck chairs.

That were already there. I think I bought a hot dog. And we were just chilling out.

Listening to music. And that was great. I was relaxing.

Yes. That was a nice little trip away. So I'd like to go back.

Just. I just found it to be a really nice. A nice change.

Plus the weather was gorgeous. And. Yeah.

But I've not been back since. So maybe one day. I will.

Maybe. Baby. One day.

So we'll just have to wait and see. Really. Every day.

Things are getting there. They're going to be normal. So yeah.

That was. And I came back. On the way back.

I'm sitting in the front. And there's a lady. This isn't all about women all the time.

It just happens to be. There's a woman sitting. On the other side of the bus.

You know. But no more than maybe three away from me. And.

She was pretty stunning actually. So I thought I might as well talk to her. I've got six hours on this bus.

On this coach. I might as well. And I did start talking to her.

She was from. I think Russia. Or.

Somewhere. Maybe. I don't know.

Europe. Yeah. I just fell asleep.

Yes I'm on the coach. With this lady. And she's talking to me.

Talking. We talk. And.

I think on the way back. That we stop at the service station. And I say.

Do you want to. Do you want to. You know.

Do you want to have a little bit with me. Have a. Some cake. Maybe a sausage roll.

Cup of tea. So we did. We just had a chat and stuff.

And. That's my memory of it. It might not have happened.

But I'm pretty sure she. She's definitely there. Yeah she did exist.

And on the way back. I don't know. I don't know if she lived.

She didn't live. Near me. I think she was going to.

Somewhere else. And she got off the bus. Off the coach or whatever.

A few stops before me. That's this vague memory. But she was asking me about myself.

And she did give me a telephone number. And we chatted a little bit afterwards. But she was saying so.

You got your own home. You got your own car. She wanted to know all that stuff.

And. If I got a good job. And.

How much do I get paid. It's like. Wow.

I thought. What. Why.

Why would you need to know. My income. Before.

You know. Getting together. Yeah.

Or no. So yeah. Nothing came from that.

But. If nothing else. I can say.

I. Spent time with four different women. So it was quite a nice holiday. Nice.

Very much so. And yeah. That was the last time I kissed anyone.

2002. Yeah. I don't know.

I mean. Is kissing still the same? Do you still touch lips? And blow into their mouth? Is that still the same? That's how I remember kissing. You try and fill them up with air.

Like a balloon. And flick their ears. So I know that.

Um. I know how erotic that is. I can't even keep a straight face.

Flicking someone's ears while you kiss them. She's gonna fall for me. Big time.

Oh. He was so romantic. After dinner he kissed me.

And stiff. Oh. I knew he wanted me.

I knew he wanted to be with me. It was lovely. Yeah.

How did you know? He flicked my ears. I knew then. Oh.

I knew. So. I think I'd quite like to visit again.

You know. Have a look. Have an old look.

To see what's occurring in that layout area. So that's it I think really. The last night at the proms was quite nice.

Lots of really good bands. Playing. So yeah.

I'm gonna go. Thank you for listening. Remember to be kind to yourself.

Because. Yeah. Yeah.

You deserve to be happy. I'm asleep. I'm so.

So tired. And I don't know. If.

I don't know if I'll be able to upload anything. Or edit anything. Cos.

I just want to go to sleep. Anyway. Take care.

And I shall speak to you soon. Tomorrow in fact. Tomorrow.

Lots of love. Bye.