#625 Let me bore you to sleep

Hello and welcome to jasonnewland.com. My name is Jason Newland. Just as I started the recording, I saw this little head pop out. It looks like a little ferret.

Wow. He's exploring. Basically, I have been tidying up the living room.

Still, it's taking me a while. I don't know if you can hear him in the background, but I've moved. Hello mate.

No, no. You go to the toilet in the right place. Yeah, he didn't want to go to the toilet.

He might just wanted to be by my feet. But anyway, he doesn't like it when I move things around. He really doesn't like it.

I think he, there's a part of him that likes the newness, perhaps, you know, the freshness of things being in a different place and maybe discovering one of his toys that he hasn't seen for ages because it's been stuck under the settee. And he'll be playing with it, you know, maybe his little tennis ball, for example, or one of these little, um, little mice that rattle or squeak or, you know, he's, he just, it's a lot of pleasure watching him. The thing is, he tends to do it when I'm not around.

You know, I'll hear him, so I'll be in bed and I'll hear him playing. But I'm in bed and I just start, I'm asleep and I kind of wake up and I hear him start rattling around and I'll go back to sleep again. But that's, that's how he is, you know, he sleeps for, I don't know, maybe three hours and then he's, then he gets up and plays.

Then he goes to sleep again for another three hours and then gets up again. So he's, he's basically, I'm a little bit like him now, you know, in some ways. Really? What is he doing? I don't know what he's up to.

Andre, what are you up to? It's like he's searching for something. All his stuff now is under this big, it used to be a wardrobe, but it's, the television's on the wardrobe and underneath this big space where all his toys are now put so he can play with them. Because I've moved the settee around.

So I've moved, I've still got quite a bit of tidying up to do. I've moved a lot of stuff. Where are you? Behind me now doing something.

I've moved a lot of stuff into the storage room. The storage room is jam packed now. So I can't really get in there anymore.

And I've been thinking about maybe trying to get rid of one of the bookcases. And to make a bit of space. But I think for now, you know, it's okay.

I don't feel I need to sort of go to too hectic over the whole thing. You know, sometimes it's just nice to, to do things slowly. That's, that's my preference is to do things slowly.

It's my personal belief system. So yeah, I didn't really introduce this thing, did I? This is Let Me Bore You To Sleep. Please only listen when you can safely close your eyes.

And something really weird happened today. My phone, I've got an iPhone and it froze. I don't mean it was shivering.

It actually froze. The screen froze. I couldn't make phone calls.

I couldn't open any apps. Nothing couldn't do anything. The only thing it would let me do was to delete apps.

So I went through the phone, I deleted all the apps that I don't use. I thought maybe it's I don't know got full or I wasn't really sure what to do. And then I went online.

And I just googled it on my phone's frozen. What should I do? How can I fix it? Me, me, me, me. And there's a few different websites and a few different opinions and strategies and instructions on how to unfreeze the phone.

Depending on the age of the phone, depending on what type of phone it is, you know, depending if it's a serious issue, if it's a software issue or hardware issue. You know, I didn't I don't know. All I know is it's frozen.

And I was trying these different things and nothing was working. Genuinely, just like this isn't working. One was saying keep pressing the up and down volume button.

Just keep pressing it up and down, up and down continuously. And press the right button at the same time. Didn't work, didn't work, didn't work.

I was talking and it sounded like a dog barking. It might be my stomach going. Eventually, I went on to YouTube and I put in the same question, found a video, instantly, instantly fixed.

Press the up key, volume key, the down volume key, and then the right key, the right thing. And then it opens up the gives you an opportunity just to close the phone down. If you keep pressing it, it will allow you it will just restart on its own.

But I just turned it off. Wait a few minutes and turn it back on again. And it's absolutely fine now.

I don't know what happened. Very strange. Very strange.

Andre's annoying me. He's not eating his food. I only put it out for him a little while ago.

It's got jelly in it. I mean, it won't, he won't touch it. He'll have a little nibble to start with.

He really doesn't like it. So as soon as I get some money, I'm going to go and buy him. I have to go and buy him some, some more cat food with gravy.

I wouldn't want to eat the one with gravy either. But I can't figure out what it is that he, he really doesn't like about it. Because it's got to be the same.

Pretty much as the gravy one, but it's got the jelly in instead of gravy, but still the same meat. I imagine he don't like it though. He really is very fussy.

I don't understand how he can be so fussy. And you know, I was joking the other day about him cleansing his palate by having some water and then going back and eating it. He did it, he does it quite often.

So he tasted the food, turned his nose up at it, went and had some water, and then went back and he was able to eat a bit. And then, then add some more water to get rid of the taste. So he's incredibly fussy.

Which I think is, I don't know, considering he's really, you know, kind of a wild animal, really. I mean, he's not, but he is in a sense of, I'm going to grab him now, he's having a drink of water, and I'm going to grab him, give him a cuddle. Yes, I am.

You have a little drink of water? Hey, hello, hello. Give daddy kisses. Oh, are you all right? How come you're so fussy about what you eat, eh? How come? You little monkey, you little monkey.

How come you're so fussy? The truth is, he would eat anything once it's been in my mouth. That's the truth. He just, it's just, if I basically chewed food up and, you know, let him eat it, he would eat it.

Anything there is to eat, he would eat it. Stuff that he wouldn't eat in a million years. But for some reason, if I've had it in my mouth, I don't know, maybe he trusts, he trusts it.

Or maybe it's got my taste on it, you know, it tastes of me or, that sounds weird, doesn't it? It tastes of daddy. It tastes of daddy's kisses. Does it taste of daddy's kisses? And you feel all warm and fuzzy inside, do you? You do, don't you? You are a little suppy one, aren't you? Yes, you are.

I'm holding him and he's just laying back in my arms and I'm just gently scratching the top of his head. You like that, don't you? Yes, you do. And what he does, and he moves his chin up so that I stroke the back of the bottom of his chin.

He's very manipulative, aren't you? He's very manipulative. Yes, you are. Yes, you are.

You're daddy's little monkey, aren't you? You're daddy's little boy. You're daddy's little baby. Little baby Andre.

Baby, baby Andre. Baby, baby Andre. Baby, baby, baby.

Imagine what little babies think, you know, when they hear half-light adults talking like, Oh, coochie coochie boochie boochie I say boochie boochie boochie boochie I say boochie boochie boochie I said coochie coochie boochie boochie People think, oh I'm making a baby laugh They're laughing at you mate They're laughing at you Coochie coochie coochie boochie They think you're ridiculous Just because they can't talk doesn't mean they can't think Eeeee Oh, I see. Awww. Ahhh.

Otsapote potipo, itty bitty mooty moo moo, biddy biddy booty boo dooboo. Wadda wadda wadda wadda wadda wadda wadda-wadda-wadda-wadda-wadda. Otsapote.

I heard her. I heard her potipo. Mmm, mmm.

Oh, kisses and kisses for little Andre. Andre goes to Newland. Oh, yes.

Oh, aw. That's enough of that, I think. Sorry, started to creep myself out.

Oh, you want to get down? Want to go to the toilet? There you go. Go to the toilet. Do it in the right place, mate.

do the right thing no not under the table just cuz I can't see where you are he's very defiant hates being told what to do hey I'm noticing though and it's a little bit sad but hey it is what it is he's not as good on his feet as he was and today I took him out for a walk and I went with my friend and his dog and we went you know just went around a block which is something that we would do regularly sort of in the summer like every night sometimes really late

but it was this was early this is about 8 o'clock in the evening and I just normally I'll grab him and I put the grab him and grab him I'm holding and I put the the lead or you know if you want to call it the harness on him and then I hold it and I carry him until you know we get downstairs and I'll carry him until there's a bit of grass that he can walk on or if he insists you know I'll just put him down whenever he wants well he just ran out

the front door when I opened it he just ran out straight out so I thought well I mean a good thing is well if the front door the main entrance downstairs is open he might walk out of there but the chances are he won't because he wants to go and see his uncle who's my friend and he wants to go and see the dog who he likes biting so that that's who you know he'll go and try and get there if he can that's what he does the dog does the same wants to come up

and try and come and see see Andre as well even though they can't be left alone together because Andre keeps biting him and then you can't keep doing that to a big big strong dog so the amount of time before you know that I mean just by putting his paw on to Andre it could hurt him because he's that he's really heavy he's he's heavier than me it's not but it feels like he is when he stands on your foot you feel it you really feel it it's like a human man or woman a human

adult standing on your foot there's a lot of weight there and maybe because the weight is lowered down it's a almost feels heavier and I don't know if that's true or not but anyway he likes to kind of he doesn't get to go in the hallway very often because I'm usually holding him so he likes to sort of go and sniff at the other doors maybe do a bit little wee go to you know outside people's front doors and stuff so I encourage him to do that obviously I make sure he drinks lots of water

before he goes into the hallway now remember you got five doorways to wee against we got to the stairs the top of the stairs to go down normally he's a little bit clumsy going up and down stairs isn't really his thing it's not something he's spent much time doing he's lazy as well what on earth is he doing what are you doing Andre did you hear that I don't know what he's found under there I did notice something though I looked behind the settee and he's got this whole area these also like he made a

nest for himself so he's moved stuff around so he can sleep and he's sort of sleeping in his carrier bag and he's got comes some toys around him and stuff like cuddly toys it's a little baby he is and so yeah I was gonna say I completely forgotten I was gonna say something what was I gonna say before I was distracted by the Andre I was back again drinking water wonder what he's been doing I do wonder about him I can hear him but I don't know what he's doing because I can't see him but

I can hear that he's being naughty because he's a very naughty naughty boy it's always up to something very very naughty so I blindly I was saying something wasn't I what was I saying I mean it must have been really really interesting of course but I can't remember I mean I think I was talking about Andre so I got distracted about him by him making some weird sounds so now he's eating some dry food they're kind of like these pellets I don't know how to explain them really I suppose a bit like dry cat food

I mean this is ferret food but there's this a similar kind of thing they're like little biscuits and what he does he he lifts them so he lifts one off out of the dish and then he takes it he puts it down on the floor and then he breaks up while it's on the floor and you can you can see you can hear that he gets his teeth caught into the carpet sometimes he's ripping the carpet up a little bit which is lovely thanks and then he goes because it's dry food I guess you know

he needs to keep drinking water which he does keeps going back to his little pond and drinking sometimes he's lazy I come in and I see that he's actually I've watched him do it he'll grab one or two of those biscuits walks to the water just lets drops them into the water so they can become soggy so he can eat them without having to crunch them and then because it's quite it's not big bit of blue it's a big blue it's actually a cat litter bowl but it's never been used for cat litter it's brand

new and I've put water in it because it's got a little bit of the front which he can sort of put his head over but when that the biscuits or you know the dry food started it's in the water and it's moving it away and he's trying to get to it so he's got trying to like get it with his hand and put it back the last thing he wants to do the last thing he wants in the world is to to fall in the water even though it's only like a couple of inches deep

he just does not like the water drink out of it he loves to drink mind you it's gotta be quite boring isn't it but I like I really do like water especially when I'm thirsty is that a really stupid sentence I like water when I'm thirsty is that the equivalent of I like laughing is it is it the equivalent there's there's this dating show I don't know what it is first dates hotel or something and they're advertising there and there's this woman saying I love to laugh I love to laugh and he made me laugh

is there anybody that doesn't enjoy laughing okay there are some people I guess but I don't think I've met anyone even the most miserable people seem to enjoy laughing even if it isn't the misfortune of other people but they still it's somebody that doesn't like to laugh here Andre he's very snide he said it just so you couldn't he knows where the camera reaches as I said that he shat out when I said I was is there anybody that doesn't like to laugh and he shat out yeah your audience he's very rude Andre what you

doing now it's almost up he's been asleep and I've been tidying up and probably disturbing his sleep a little bit so now that I'm working on doing this he's going to have his way to make as much noise as possible water I was talking about water yeah water I like water it's probably the only healthy thing I've ever really done in my life consistently is drink water and not healthy for the planet because it's been bottled water but who knew hey who knew yeah I've been very I wouldn't want to just drink water I don't

mean like do nothing else but drink water but I mean as a as a liquid you know that I needed my life and it only came from water no other liquids wouldn't suit me at all especially being a bit of a cokehead I like my coca-cola I do you know what I do what can I say I like coca-cola I really do I know it's not the healthiest thing I could be you know drinking but you know I mean so it's been another good day for my podcasts it's been a good day for my podcasts

as we come into the end of the year end of the month rather see so far like yesterday I had 10,479 downloads and still got a couple of hours left of the day and I'm at nine thousand seven hundred and twelve so that's pretty good isn't it in it in it a in it well I'm pleased even if you don't think so I think so yes I really do yes I do yeah I'm pretty pleased it's I've now got to the point where I don't want it to go below 10,000 a day and to be

fair I don't mind if it goes you know nine thousand eight hundred or something but I want it to be averaging at least 10,000 a day just as as a target I had it's a target I've had for two years to be fair I really thought I'd get to it quicker but you know stuck at it I've stuck like glue stuck like glue and kept kept the only cliches I kept the ball rolling because at the end of the day yeah so yeah things are alright just got a lot of um let's have a glass

my glasses off give me eyes a rest from seeing that's a weird weird idea isn't give you eyes a rest from seeing that's a bit of a strange thing to say 338 so kind of I quite good I kind of got ahead of myself with the podcasts which has been quite good not not with the let me boys sleep but with some of the others I've I've been working and sort of you know put a bit more a little bit a little bit more energy into producing more and things are looking good for the end

of this month going forward I will hopefully be getting getting getting getting the camera yeah that's probably that's something I'm going to look to do the camera the camera which means if you really want to see my funny face you can I don't advise it I really don't if you don't know what I look like and for some reason you like the way I sound and I think that seeing me could ruin everything because because you know if you've got in your mind it doesn't matter everybody's gonna have a different idea about how I look

you know based on my voice and it's the same for me very sniffy that's not good is it I'm about to have my jab can you imagine going coming down with a cold before having the jab the old vackinny yeah I remember when I used to I had a job where I used to talk to people take their bookings and then I would see them at the club at the weekend or even that evening that I spoke to on the phone and I don't think anybody ever ever matched their voice and it's neither good nor

bad it's not all everybody didn't match up to what I thought they'd look like because I didn't give a huge amount of energy into making up you know a picture of them in my head I didn't care that much because usually it was very kind of like mild flirting on the phone sometimes I'd have to keep phoning them up and if it was a big booking I'd call them up and you know readjust things and stuff so it'd be like very mild flirting so I didn't it really expect anything to come from it and you

know I'd also perhaps be flirting or having someone flirt with me someone else that was always coming that also come in that evening if it was lucky and but occasionally you know I kind of like look forward to meeting someone oh she was really nice I liked her and you know I ended up dating a few few ladies that I had I guess met on the phone if that's the right way to say it but it's a very strange way to meet someone really for me is I found a bit weird and that's just me

but I guess the benefit that I had is I didn't have anything to lose and I wasn't nervous or anything like that because it didn't matter because ultimately I was working and I wasn't there to date people we're just although that was that was why I was there but I met a lot of really lovely people over the years and a few of them were the people that I'd spoke to on the phone and then this is I've talked about this before there was this one person that I really got on with on the phone

this this lady and I think it was like a Thursday yeah and she said well I think she had a booking she had a booking and she wanted to come down and see the place and she booked it out for like a birthday or hen night or something like that so she said I want to come and have a look I said all right she's well you can buy me dinner if you want I said yeah all right because we got on I really liked her thought she was nice so she came along and I

didn't like her it wasn't a physical thing I just didn't I didn't connect at all with her yet she wanted to stay all night not not with me I mean in the club she had time to eat and she was I remember I kept going outside and phoning my friend and saying she won't leave and I ended up even though it's very clear that neither of us she kept saying oh you fancy me and no thanks anyway and then she's like oh I haven't got enough money to I'm late and I'm you know fussing around

and I've missed the bus or how am I going to get to the train station in time to get home I ended up escorting her to the train going across London to you know to a completely different part of London to make sure that she got her train home to where she lived she lived like the outskirts of London or something so even though I didn't like couldn't just yeah we didn't get on I had to make sure that she got home safe well as far I mean I wasn't gonna travel to her home with

her because then I how am I gonna get home but I made sure she got on the train she caught the train and she did ask me if I'd do that for her and I said all right I think I might have even ended up paying for the train journey I don't know I might have just added that on might be a lie in fact none of might have happened I knew it happened I made it all up no I don't think so adult I think so my friend everybody gone surfing surfing USA a see

yeah old Ben Nobby head what's his name Alexander Alexander was the name Johnson the Prime Minister here he he started trying to copy America the American President and so he now stands at this they do the fairly frequently but they do these public announcements about you know the lockdown easing and stuff like that and he's standing there on this big what do they call it you know the things that hold your notes big wooden thing that you stand at and he had Union Jack flags either side of him behind him but either side big flags

either side that is not how we operate in this country we don't do that or at least we didn't used to but now we do and I heard someone mentioning that that's happening and I've not seen it until today and I don't know I think maybe the flags are there to distract everyone from how awful he's looking he looks ill really looks so old Boris I'm not sure how he is but he looks really ill like really pale and to be fair I think having because Union Jack is it's very red isn't it there's a

lot of red in it it's very bright so having two very bright flags and him in the middle he looked like a ghost not a zombie but he did look he looked very pale so I hope he's okay and but you know as far as stressful jobs go I mean being ahead of any country no matter how big or small it's got to just be one big furball of stress you know it's gotta be just I don't really I can't imagine it's much fun either really I suppose unless you're like in China or Russia where

you get to pretty much do whatever you want that's probably fun and there's other countries where you're practically like Thailand mind you that's the king though isn't it but they're almost like godlike in a sense to the people like they're hugely important here we don't in England and we don't really we don't really respect politicians especially the one at the top and the general public don't respect the president the prime minister not really they're you know they're always they're kind of seen as a bit of a joke and liars because I suppose because politicians have

blatantly lied so often that it's you know the evidence is just so overwhelming they lie more than me on a first date I can't even remember well no I do remember my first my last first date was blimey September before lockdown so September 2019 wow but it wasn't really a first date because I've already become friends with her but it was the first time we'd been on our own together if you can class that I mean Andre was here and he loves ladies he turns on his cuteness to maximum thousand degrees he really is like

stick his little nose up in the air and rubbed himself over the over their bosoms honestly he's he looks at me I'm doing this you know so I'm the first one to touch her boobies you haven't I have he's very rude but the women they love him women love him the ones that don't not everyone loves him because some some people don't they're they're a bit negative towards Andre or ferrets generally I know there's a bunch of girls in town a few years back and I was holding him in my arms because it was busy

town so I was just holding him and these girls or girls I don't know teenagers screaming and I just looked at him I shouted he's not a crocodile you know it's stupid people if he's a crocodile yeah be scared but it's a little thing he ain't scary yeah but that all depends on personal taste didn't it no it don't it depends on what I think and I've decided he's not scary because I know he's not scary he doesn't look scary he doesn't act scary he I don't think he would even know what to do in

a situation where he had to defend himself I don't know if it was against another ferret he'd find it easy because if he sees another ferret he goes into fight mode and he wants to fight them that's what he does naturally he loses his mind seriously there was a ferret lived across the park and young some young lad there was with the ferret and Andre's on the floor with the harness on and I'm just talking how old is he and literally within seconds Andre had released himself from the harness and was lunging at this ferret

trying to get to it he's trying to climb up the bloke's leg honestly to get to the ferret now he shouldn't be able to release himself from the harness but he did within seconds he was out of that harness I don't know how he did it but he was going for that ferret that other ferret to to have a fight I find that strange behavior don't you?

no? is it just me?

everything's always just me I tell you what today has been the most beautiful day of the year weather-wise I think here anyway I mean might be a bit nicer in Tenerife or the Bahamas or somewhere else you know maybe Nepal or Thailand or somewhere where the weather's nice although in Nepal it's they're not able to enjoy the weather there with what's going on but it's really there's something about the weather today that gave me a little lift a little little little just a little little bit of lift it was almost the feeling I get when

I let off a really really you know substantial fart but it was almost as if it was it's actually what it felt a bit like is almost like someone bent over and was farting against me and pushing me forward that's a bad analogy it's a bad visual as well but I did feel a little bit my spirits my spirits was a bit a little bit this is nice nice and nice sunny bright and I went out once during the day I think I know I think I'm only once and then I did go out in

the evening and it was still it was it was getting dark but it's just really it was nice I didn't have a coat on I didn't have my thermal underpants on you know I didn't I didn't have to sort of make a little bonfire in the park halfway that's where I was going just to keep me warm nothing like that I didn't it was nice it was just a nice relaxing really relaxing feeling and I like that you know I'm a big fan of relaxation anyway I think that's kind of been established kind of I

think I like to relax it's nice to relax because relaxing it's nice oh by the way between me and you Facebook has a dating thing it's like a dating app but it's on Facebook and I just joined this doesn't cost anything and it's it's pointless like anything else that Facebook does and I'm always interested to see the age group of women that are attracted to me mainly older she shows you I've still got it toy boy baby I'm a toy to be 50 and to still be a toy boy now that's impressive or very sad

I don't know which ever way you very disturbed maybe I don't know I don't know if you knew the things I told you would you remember me would you remember me I don't know why you don't know why I don't know you don't know why shut up uh so yeah I you know even being indoors with the curtains open and having the sunshine shining in to the room it's really nice and I don't know really why but I've got this kind of an urge to start getting out more often now during the end of the

last lockdown and there was encouragement to go in into pubs and all that stuff and to go into restaurants eat out to help out was the slogan by the government who two weeks earlier was telling us to stay indoors and suddenly eat out to help out didn't go very well and you know stuff happened people spoke to each other I don't believe it's ever going to get resolved not really just like in life everybody blames somebody else so back then I didn't want to even go to a pub but now bearing in mind I don't

drink alcohol hardly ever I mean genuinely oh that's another thing if you see me on video it looks like I'm like a serious drinker but I'm not I just I was born with the genes of a a reddish kind of face I just it's just I was really lucky that's all I mean I have wondered I have wondered maybe in my genes I come from um I know red in June is not the right term but I can't remember what the the correct really I can't remember the correct there's so many things that were okay

to say when I was a younger we're not okay but we were taught to say it and now um I know like you got indigenous species or whatever that sounds more like some kind of alien um autopsy or something it's uh Indian American I don't know but I think that I might have a bit of uh red hawk in me I don't know um honestly I'm not sure maybe that's one of my relatives but I can see I mean I've got Irish um and I think I've got some French but I'm thinking that maybe if

you go far enough back maybe I was kind of Apache um and I'm not saying but I was patchy I mean you know I mean a a patch a patchy and again I can't remember what the correct minus one yeah it's important for me to let you know that you know when I talk about things like this um when it comes to like using the correct terms I think it's important to let you know that I don't care it's important for me to put that out there I don't care what the correct terms are um

because there's too many to remember there's too many uh changes even now even on the news they were abbreviating um they call these new terms that are being used to categorize certain members of society and I thought that was the complete opposite of integration and people feeling and treating each other the same and so with the same level of kindness and respect and is to not separate people and categorize them and saying you're part of that group over there we're gonna sit over here in our group but it's equal because we've both got little groups

so you've got your group and I've got my group so there's nothing wrong here we just have our own groups maybe that's the mentality behind it I don't know but I think I'm I'm I just I just think I got this feeling um that I may be uh in in you know a American Indian and you might be thinking you're like well what information you've got uh to you know to basically what was this based upon or you basically you might just all be thinking how and I don't know how or all I know is

it just might be oh there used to be a program I mean again political correctness or uh there was actually when I was a kid in fact I think I was I was a kid but I was a teenager there was a program called called how okay and it was like how did they do that but it's still programs like that on now and it'd be like how do they produce paper how do how do they whoever they are how is how does electricity work how does how does a a ship get inside a bottle

now things like that but it was called how and every now and then there's like how and it'd be this picture of a a American original person I think yeah thousands of years it must be really weird because you know America is only about 25 years old so thousands of years thousands and thousands of years to be there and then suddenly start getting visitors and of course Columbus wasn't the first person that discovered America but it might not you know that's factual but hey it's still taught I think in some schools that he he was

the first to discover but then I think you know if you think about it anybody who saw an elephant for the first time who didn't know anyone else who had seen an elephant in their mind if they were the first people ever to see an elephant and imagine how weird that would have been to see an elephant for the first time something that big with a big basically with a penis on his on his face you know it's like it must be really really strange you know it's almost uh prehistoric isn't it you think like

some of the animals that they would come across that they would never have seen before in the likes of Italy or France or England or the Netherlands must have been very to be found all in America so there was no elephants but they must have gone to the zoo they went to the zoo I mean there was elephants everywhere at one point you know there were no countries there was one big land mass you know initially I mean but if you look at the the globe the countries basically it's what a big jigsaw puzzle that's

been sort of left alone and then in between a few volcanoes who've gone off that have created other countries it's all created by volcanoes isn't it what is all the land is just created by volcanoes in the sea that then provide and produce the most fertile land in the world it's so lush and you see some of these places and they're just like absolute paradise trees after trees after trees not everyone's idea of paradise but those who really like trees oh paradise now I don't mind trees I could go without them I mean obviously none

of us could because we need them to breathe but other than that they're not really much use I used to I used to have a tree that I used to hug I used to I didn't hug it I used to put my hand against it and say hello to it when I was drunk it's true I said hello mate you all right and I talked to it my tummy's rumbling it means I've got to go and have something to eat something to eat so yeah I think I might be tomahawk um ancestor of tomahawk or

red eagle down or something and you know what I'd be so excited if I was to be part of I don't like the word race of people because I don't think it's just one race and it's a human race but and it just gives the impression of too much competition as well like what are you racing for what's the hurry so not really into all that stuff and I don't really believe in continents either I don't mean the medical condition I'm talking about a massive land is for me as far as I'm concerned that's just

one country doesn't go down too well in Europe when there's about 7 000 countries in one bit of land probably wouldn't go down too well in Canada or or yes Scotland probably wouldn't like it either but as far as I'm yeah I just see it's like one bit of land one bit of land if there's sea around you then it's one country and that's not you know officially and I know that people you know enough people have fought enough wars to prove that I'm in the minority with this one because land is the one thing

that is the most important thing it seems to populations land once you let it go you can't get it back I mean this country is led by that we don't really have any hardly anything outside of the UK now look all the things we used to own all the places we used to have I'm not I'm not talking about like the the past past but just more recently Australia uh what is it Hong Kong Hong Kong was it Japan China no Hong Kong isn't it we had Hong Kong we had it we had a hundred

year a hundred year contract or a hundred year lease or something I don't know the ins and outs but you know I'll argue it with whoever was there when it was written oh there's no one alive left okay fair enough I'll just decide with the outcome myself then wow my stomach's proper can you hear that it sounds like I'm just like a drain's being emptied right on that nonsense of pointlessness I'm gonna go did he really say that every continent doesn't believe in continents it's just one country and what does he really believe that does

it matter does it really matter is it gonna make any difference to the world no it's not let's all move on let's pretend it never happened okay I don't know what that was about I'm gonna go I'm gonna go remember do you remember where we fell in love owes you an innocent thing so remember to be kind to yourself because you deserve to be happy do something nice for yourself today lots of love bye