#638 Let me bore you to sleep

Hello and welcome to jasonnewland.com. My name is Jason Newland and this is Let Me Bore You To Sleep. Please only listen once you can safely close your eyes. Now, relax.

So I've just been, I've just had an email from Spreaker who is my podcast host and a man on there sent me a message Friday or Saturday, because it's now Monday, saying that he wanted to talk to me.Me! He wanted to talk to me. So I sent him a message back saying, what do you want man? What do you want geese? What's up? What's up fella? And my stomach is rumbling because I need to eat but I'm a trooper.

A real trooper. Which means, which means, I don't know what it means. It means something.

Oh wow, what's this? So basically how it ended up is this. This is what happened. He said, well I'd like to discuss with you about your podcasts.

Which made sense because unlikely he's going to want to talk to me about my choice in curtains. So I just said, what, what, what? How can I help? So he sent me a message saying, I'll read it to you. The reason for my email is I would like to meet to talk to you about the unification of our enterprise plans.

Now we have one unified plan called the publisher plan. That includes all features of the current station plan. Which is what I'm on now.

I've been on for a couple of years. New features like unlimited collaborations and the possibility of setting up your own advertising campaigns. The price is exactly the same as you're paying now.

$120 a month. In case you want to update now, we are offering two months for free. And he said I could contact him and stuff.

So I've gone online because one of my issues I had was they had a plan before. I used to get a discount. I used to pay about $74 or $77 a month instead of $120.

They gave me a discount. Every Black Friday in November, whatever, they'd give me a discount. So yeah, okay, cool.

That's nice. Very nice of you. And they didn't do that this year or last year in November.

And I said to him, why? Why? Why are you not giving me a discount again? Because they're making money from me. Because every, any advertising that I get paid for, they get paid for as well. So they're making money out of me, as well as the money I'm paying for the subscription.

And they said, I think at the time, well, if you just swap over to the other plan, we'll give you a discount. Because the plan you're on is no longer available. Now, I previously, excuse me, looked into it.

And same price plan was named differently. However, there was, it wasn't unlimited listeners, or unlimited downloads. So I think the $120 gave me a 60,000 downloads a month.

And then they were charging $2 for every thousand downloads, something like that. Of course, I might have it wrong. I might have it wrong.

I might. But it was something like that. And it was going to work out cost to me another probably $400 a month.

Back then. Now, I put it off before there's no point. That's that's expensive.

That's a lot of money to pay out every month. I looked at the new plan, and it says unlimited listeners. So I signed up, you know, I've, I've signed up with that swapped over to be instant.

And I'm okay with that, you know, it seems to be all right. Now something that surprised me is that I've had the statistics for women at statistics, we do in our statistics, statistics, they've changed the dashboard. I want statistics as in downloads the last 30 days, zero.

Well, that's not right, is it? Okay, right. It's now gone to proper. So the last 30 days, why is it coming up as nothing? It's coming up that I've had no downloads for the last 30 days.

Yeah, on there, for just look over there for a minute. Statistics. statistics.

It's Oh, okay. That's really weird. I don't know.

I don't like that. I don't like that. He's shown I've had no, no downloads for the last 30 days.

When before I changed it over, I had in the last 30 days about 255,000 downloads in the last 30 days. Now it's saying I've had none. That's weird.

Even for me, that's weird. I'm testing out the the road microphone thingy. It's like a wireless microphone for the camera.

And if this works, probably, if this works, my stomach's squeaking, I sound like I've eaten a mouse. And it's still alive in my tummy. Or maybe I yawned and Andre jumped in there or something.

If this works, I won't need to do any editing. I can just do the video and the audio separate. And it'll work out good.

Hopefully, we will see. We will see. So I'm a little bit confused about what's going on with my podcasts.

Because this is my life. And I don't like the idea of having, I'm sure it's not the case. But having signed up for a different plan.

The idea that everything I've done previously that has been deleted. Of course, it won't have been. But blimey, the stats have gone.

And you know, before I did that, I had just under, I think 8000 downloads for the day today. Yesterday, I had about 9500. So you know, every day is averaging about 9000 downloads a day.

So I'm working hard at it. And you know, making images. And it's just putting a bit more energy and time into the podcasts.

As well as now, working on the video. Now, I'm still in the early stages of doing the videos, which probably shows in a sense of, I still got light shining in my glasses. I need to work on that.

I'm going to be reorganizing this room. So that my friend is going to be giving me a desk, he's going to help me organize the room. So that I've got one corner of the room, which is going to be specifically for recording.

So it's going to be set up with the video, with the audio microphone, everything like that at this desk. But the desk will not be used for anything else. It will be left alone.

And any editing or anything like that will be done separate in a different place. Right. So the video just cut off.

Yay. No room on the SIM card. Well SIM card, the digital card or whatever.

So yeah, there. That's what I've got to say to you. Yeah, don't care.

Don't care about you. I did think I should have emptied the card because it's I think I'm not sure what it's got on it. But it's not the biggest, the most space out of all the cards you can get, which just proves I need to get a really large card, like the biggest one possible.

Which is fine. We learn. Well, sometimes we learn.

Sometimes we learn now. That's a weird noise. Yeah.

Oh, went out today. Went out twice. In fact, I didn't want to.

And my friend wanted me to go to the shops with him. I said that I want to go to the shops with him. We help each other out and stuff.

So I thought, OK, so I went with him because he's got a dog and it's quite it's hard for him to leave the dog outside the shop. So I went to the shops with him. It was uneventful, which is nice.

It was. It was an OK day. The, you know, temperature wise is one of those days where it's a bit chilly and then the sun comes out when the sun, the clouds part and the sun's shining and it's lovely and it's warm.

There's a warm breeze or a cool breeze, but warm. And the clouds come over and it's cold. It's one of those kind of days.

So I went out. It was about two o'clock in the afternoon and got back. The buses are now back to the normal routine of every half an hour instead of every hour.

So we actually got to the bus stop 10 minutes early because there'd be like 49 minutes past the hour for every hour for the last three months, four months. And now they're every half an hour. Really weird, because during the first lockdown in April last year, the buses were every half an hour and there was no one on them.

No one on them. And then when they came out of lockdown, the buses were every hour. So when people were actually starting to use them, they were every hour.

But even then, not a lot of people were using them. The buses, there's more people on the buses now than there was. I mean, the school kids are now back at school.

A lot of them get on the buses at three o'clock or whatever, or before nine. I don't get on buses before nine. And I try to avoid any buses after three.

I try to get on the bus. If I'm going somewhere, I try and get home or get on the bus before three o'clock so that I can avoid all the school kids getting on. So it just makes it a little bit easier.

Plus, I got my headphones that I can put on to drown out the screeches. The screeches that they make. And then you've got the fake laughing.

That's usually the teenage boys when they get to about 12. Fake laughing. It's funny.

It's just, I know I used to do it. It's a weird thing. And this is the repetition of, I mean, we all repeat stuff, but the literal repetition there and then of I don't know, like a catchphrase almost.

They say something that maybe made their friends laugh, and then I'll keep saying it over and over again. And then laugh themselves. And what are you doing? And then I realized that it wasn't them doing it.

It was me. I was observing myself and I was the one being childish and repeating the same thing over and over again with a fake laugh. Then I realized it was a real laugh.

It just sounded fake. And then we all had Christmas cake because it rhymed with fake. See, I try to avoid people on buses generally.

Also, I feel a little bit responsible to be considerate because I'm not traveling to and forward from college, school or work. So if I know the times that are busy, it makes sense for me to travel when it's not busy. So those people that have been working hard all day or been at school working hard all day, you know, they get a chance to sit down in peace, or maybe not peace if there's school kids on there, but they get a chance to sit down rather than stand up while I'm sitting down.

You know, it makes sense that I avoid the busy times because the people that really deserve to sort of sit down on the bus are people that have, well anyone that's paid for a ticket really, I guess. I don't know, I just, if I don't need to go on there when it's busy, then I don't need to. Do I? I don't do it then, do I? No, I don't, no.

I've been a fool. I've been a fool. I was watching Rocky 3 on telly earlier.

I just remember saying to Mr. T, what's your prediction for this fight with Rocky 3? I don't know if they called him Rocky 3 in the film, but you know, what's your prediction? And Mr. T looks into the camera and says, pain, pain, pity the fool. Well, he said, I don't hate it. I don't hate Rocky, but I pity the fool.

Oh dear. It was one of my favorite Rocky films out of the lot. Wasn't really a big fan of Rocky 2 because I'm not hugely into rematches.

Didn't see the point in a rematch. You know, I've seen rematches that are good, but I haven't seen that many rematches that are good. You know, it depends on who the boxer is, whether or not I'm interested in the rematch.

But sometimes, you know, things like Tyson Fury and Gene Wilder, I don't want to see them have another fight. They've had two. First was a draw.

The second one, Tyson Fury knocked Gene Wilder out. So I don't want to see another one. It's been done.

I think a trilogy in very exceptional times, a trilogy. And quite often, the really good trilogies, you could really, you could show the fight, you could show around for one of the, you know, all three fights, you could show one round, and you probably couldn't tell the difference between, you couldn't sort of say which fight it was in. Those kind of trilogies where they just at each other the whole time.

You don't need a third fight, you just rewatch the second one on YouTube. I may be in the minority on this one. But I don't really want to, I'm not really big on rematches to start with.

But I mean, the idea is if you lose your title, if you're a world champion, you lose your title, why should you get a rematch? Why should there be a rematch clause in the contract? If you just lost your title, you've been beaten. Why should you get a chance back at the world title, when there's other people are waiting, other contenders are waiting to have a crack? If you've been beaten, it's different. I think if it was like a very close draw, well, if it's a draw, you know, basically, then there's argument for a rematch.

But if it's, you know, if it's one person, if the champion's been knocked out by the challenger, I kind of think that the champion should just go on to fight other people. And that challenger, like it used to be, the former champion has to work their way back up to becoming a challenger again. They can be a contender, but they need to be a challenger, need to fight some of the other top people to prove that they're, they're up for fighting the champion.

Rather than, I mean, getting knocked out, is that, is that proof that you're ready to fight the person again? I can prove I'm ready to fight them. How? Well, I got knocked out in the fourth round last time. That doesn't really prove that you're ready to fight them again, does it? No, not really.

But if they go on and fight two of the other top heavyweights, or middleweights, whatever weight they're in, and beat them, they beat the other contenders, then they can say, yeah, I'll beat the number one, I'll beat the number two, which makes me number one again. Yeah, I know it's all about money, ultimately. But I could see sometimes, I suppose, but then Mike Tyson, Evander Holyfield, the first fight, Mike Tyson got knocked out.

The second fight, Mike Tyson ate Holyfield's ears. So, you know, it's very important that boxers have something to eat before they go into the ring. Maybe not just before, because they might get tummy cramp.

But, you know, don't go into the ring hungry. Especially not when you're a big, like, you know, the heavyweights. I mean, I imagine when they get hungry, they have to eat a lot.

A lot. It's weird, it's quite weird though, because when Mike Tyson was in the ring, he was a lot lighter than I am. I'm heavier, a lot heavier than he was when he was in the ring.

Ridiculous. Like, wow, yeah, I'm about 20, 20 pounds heavier or whatever. It's like, but he was so big, he was so big.

And I'm just, I class myself as quite skinny really, compared to him. It's weird. I think he's a lot bigger now though.

Now in his retirement, he's now in his 50s. He's a lot bigger than he was. I'd be surprised if he wasn't at least 18 stone, 17 stone.

You know, he's probably a good couple of stone heavier than he was when he was fighting. But he's naturally a big bloke. Why wouldn't he be? He's not going to be skinny, he's never going to be little.

Unless he trained. If he trained a lot, he probably could get to that sort of being, having some weird skinny body on a old head. You know, underneath an old head.

Which is what looks strange because not many men can pull it off in old age, looking good, having a good body, like a muscular body, because it doesn't, the muscles aren't like they used to be. Some can do it. Some are like amazing.

I think Lou Ferrigno, Lou Ferrigno, wait a minute. Where's my phone? I just remembered something. I think Lou Ferrigno died.

No, he didn't, did he? No, he didn't. No, he's fine. No, he got ill.

I said, he didn't die. Blimey. Phew.

Wow. Wow. I got really worried then.

I remember seeing something about him. And he's 69 years old. But he's, I obviously haven't seen his body lately.

And you know, clearly he was, he's not, he's not the average body, is he? He's, he was phenomenal bodybuilder. But even in his late age, even in his 50s, he looked great. He didn't look like, I think what it is, and I suppose I can see the reason behind it.

Bodybuilders in their 50s, they don't go for mass. They go for definition. They go for being shredded.

And I don't like that look. I think it looks horrible. Really, personally, it's just too shredded.

It's look, it doesn't look right with an old head, an old face. But I like the, the muscle, like the bit of meat. I like a man with a bit of meat on him.

I like that look where it's just looks, it's big, but not, not interested, like the shredded bit. Maybe the stomach, the abdominals can look good, but I don't know, I just think it's, you know, being 50 now, and I'm starting to, you know, really look towards getting a bit fitter, physically fitter. And mentally, you know, it's all part of the same thing, isn't it? There's a thing called a neck that connects the head to the body.

It ain't separate. It ain't separate. I quite like the idea of getting a bit fitter, doing a bit more training, a bit more weights.

Because at the moment, all I do really is the punch bag. And although that's fun, I enjoy it. And it does keep me toned, especially like my shoulders, my arms, my chest and my back.

My legs are pretty much okay anyway. There's, I might have some fat on my legs, I don't know, but it doesn't really feel, my legs don't feel any different to how they ever did. I can tense the muscles.

There's not a lot of muscles, but I mean, I can, you know, there is something there. Plus, because I'm so heavy, my legs and I walk around and my legs have to be strong. And everyone's legs are strong.

Well, those that, you know, generally, you know, it's one of the strongest muscle groups in our body, because we are carrying around all that weight. The body's heavy, regardless of what you've got on it. Even if it's, even if someone's absolutely got no body fat on them at all, they still weigh a lot.

You know, even someone that weighs a hundred pounds, a hundred kilos, it's still heavy. You try and lift a hundred kilos off the floor. It's, it's not light.

So there. That's going to be really weird now, checking the stats and seeing that I've got no downloads. How does that happen? How? Dear Jason, can you please stop talking about your bloody stats? No, I can't.

I can't stop talking about it. Sorry. I've got no choice.

I have to talk about it all the time. I can't help it. No.

Whoa. How strange. It's very weird.

Very weird. Literally. I don't know.

I don't know what, I don't know what's happening. Downloads. See, for the selected period, download.

Just for the last three days, nothing. Nothing. No downloads.

Zero downloads. Please help me. Please.

Please. Last month, zero downloads. Now, current month, zero downloads.

I don't understand. Half an hour ago. Okay.

45 minutes ago, maybe an hour ago, I had over 250,000 downloads in the last 30 days, and now I've got none. How does that happen? Very strange. I don't understand it.

Very, very, very confused. And you know me, I don't get confused easily, apart from when I do get confused really easily. I hope I haven't signed away to some random... Oh, can you imagine? It's like, yeah, now we've got you, we've changed your plan, and you can only have 10,000 downloads a month.

It's like, oh no. Otherwise you've got to pay us a hundred pound a week. No, please, no.

You're getting too many downloads, which is, you'd think would be a problem, a good problem to have. But maybe it's not. Maybe having a quarter of a million downloads a month is putting a strain on the podcast host, maybe.

I don't know. I don't know. I am confused.

Anyway, I'm just pleased the fact that I've got to, you know, getting like nine, 10,000 downloads a day, because that's been my target for two years, to reach 10,000 a day. And however boring this might be for other people to hear, if you listen to me over time, over the, you know, the last couple of years or whatever, you'll know that I've mentioned it every now and then. Every now and then? Every six and a half minutes, you bum.

Oh, stop it. Don't call me a bum. You poo head.

Stop it. So, yeah, I'll have to see. See how it goes.

Check it tomorrow and see if there's any changes. I hope not, though, because I don't know, I just, I do. It's not that I'm, as I say, it's not that I'm a worrier, but I am a little bit sometimes.

I just don't want to, I don't want to lose all the good work that I've done. You know, I've now got into a routine where I'm making guaranteed at least two new recordings a day. At the very limit, at the very minimum rather, guaranteed I make two a day.

I've been doing more than that, but almost got myself into a routine where two is the very minimum, four is about average. So I'm just looking to continue that. I'm just really interested in the growth that the coming year is going to be.

Yeah, the growth, what's going to happen, how the stats are going to grow, because I've never been at this level before. So I'll be interested because I figure that once I get to the, because I'm not 10,000 every day, sometimes it's more than 10,000, but I'm saying, I mean, generally 250,000 over 30 days. So it's about 9,000 a day or something, isn't it? Roughly.

So I'm thinking once I hit the 10,000 threshold and day in, day out, I'm reaching it, how quickly will I get to 15,000 a day? And I imagine it'd be a lot quicker than it took me to add 5,000 on before. The next 5,000 is probably be quicker and then 20,000 a day. And that'd be so groovy.

So that's like 600,000 a month roughly. So what's that? Over 7 million a year. Gotta be happy with that.

So I think as far as the millions go, I'd like to reach the 10 million. I'd like to reach a million a month, which would be 12 million a year. But the million a month, I'm a quarter of the way there.

So I like the idea that, yeah, that sounds nice. So I don't know how long it will take for that to happen. And I will be increasing my, my work rate.

I will be making more recordings over the coming weeks and months. And the, the current, not really regular ones, but you've got the deep sleep whisper and relaxation for stress and anxiety. So I'll try and do one of those each.

Then there's the let me boil to sleep. I'll try and do one every day. And then the new ones that I've been doing, and I did number 12 today, is the stress and pain relief podcast.

So I've been doing one every day for the last at least three days. And I'm enjoying doing them. I feel good after I've done it.

I feel relaxed whilst I'm doing it, because I'm going through the process that I'm talking about when I'm making the recording. So it'd be good to see. I just, I'm interested.

I'm intrigued to see what's going to happen. Very intrigued. Andre didn't want to go out earlier.

So I had a neighbour knock on the door and wanted to go to the garage. So I walked to the garage with her. To Andre with me as well.

And I, he didn't want to walk at all. So I put him in my pocket. I've got this tracksuit bottom, tracksuit top.

And the pocket goes all the way across. So there's is an entrance, or maybe it's an entrance and an exit one side and I class it as two entrances. A lot of people feel that way.

I've heard. So you know, some people say one hole is an exit, one hole is an entrance. I like to think of them both being as entrances.

Because then he, you know, he can come in either one. He can climb inside either, either side. So if he wants to get in the left side, he can.

He can climb in there and come in there. Or if he can come in the left side and he can leave. The only problem is he can get tangled.

So the lead gets caught up. So I end up having to push the whole handle. I'd have to put my whole, my whole fist inside the hole to try and get, get to it and get it out.

You know, to fill it and to get the, the lead out. It takes a bit of fisting to get all the way into it. Because the handle's bigger than my hand, the handle to the lead.

This is one of those ones that you can extend. It's got a latch on it. You can extend it and, you know, pull it back in again.

Really perfect for him because he's little. So it works. It doesn't pull him back.

He's too strong for that. But it, it, it, it pulls back on its own when he, he maybe walks back or he stops walking for a bit. And I can put it on hold so that he can pull out anymore.

So he doesn't pull out. He just stays there. Sometimes he, he does pull out a bit too soon.

Sometimes he pulls out just in time. But it depends if I, if I'm, if I'm distracted, he can pull out, pull out and I don't know he's done it. But then I've got to be careful because he just run off somewhere.

So one thing he does is he crosses the path. So if there's some, someone on a pedal bike, you can get adults riding pedal bikes still. Can you believe it? Adults, pedal bikes.

And that's, you know, basically, or some elderly person walking with the lead across, it could cause him to fall over. And I try to train him to stay there long enough, but he won't. So that the, the lead just goes slack.

But I'll find a way to get him to, no, I'm joking. But yeah, it's, it's, I'm always on a lookout to make sure that he's okay. Cause he doesn't have any sense of worry about anything.

He doesn't care. He's just enjoying himself being outside sniffing, digging, licking things that he really shouldn't lick. I mean, the bombs of lampposts.

I've never looked at the bottom of a lamppost and thought, I want to lick that. No, I, no, I wouldn't want to. He, Mr. Fussy Pants, that won't eat any cat food that has jelly in, only gravy, no jelly, won't touch it.

They will lick the bottom of, I can't even say it without my voice closing up. He'll lick the bottom of a lamppost, but he won't eat fresh food that's got jelly in it. He's just weird.

He's weird. He's a strange one. I don't think I've got any messages.

Have I got any messages? Messages? I don't know. Oh, they have updated the, uh, what? Um, according to this, I've had 400 downloads today. 400.

400 downloads I've had. Yeah. Yeah.

You with me? 400 downloads. How? How? How can I have only had 400 downloads? Unless the 400 downloads is just in the last hour. Maybe they're just counting it from when I swapped over.

And they're saying, well, it's not even an hour, about 40. Yep. Actually, probably it's about an hour now.

So maybe that's it. I suppose 400 an hour makes about sense. 400 times by 24 by 10 is 4,000, 8,000.

Yeah. It makes about sense. 400 an hour.

It's about 9,000 a day. Honestly, I might have to contact them to say, oi, please help me. I'm confused.

Very confused. Help me. So this, I need to contact them because I don't know what, what all this stuff is.

There's very, I don't know. I don't know. I want to know though.

It looks interesting. However, I don't know. Very strange.

Unless, what if I go to my podcasts? I wonder if it will give me my statistics because usually you can go to the podcast individually and it will show you the statistics for that podcast. Okay. Here we go.

Is it going to do it? Is it going to do it? Is it going to do it? Download statistics? Yes, it is. Oh, yeah. So for, oops, go away.

Okay. So for my podcast, relaxation, hypnosis with stress and anxiety, I have today 3,291 downloads. That one's taken off like a rocket with propellers and full of baked beans.

I don't know. It's just taken off. All in all, I've got 696,494 downloads on that podcast.

It's the top one out of all of them now. It's weird. Very strange.

I don't understand why. The second one, 635,787 is hypnosis for sleeping deeply. So for that one, I get less daily on that, but I've had 1,888 downloads on there.

The stress and pain relief podcast is doing quite well, actually. It's growing, which I'm pleased about because I'm enjoying doing it. I think it's something about being able to do both relaxation and pain relief at the same time appeals to me.

It really does. Because the pain relief stuff, I just didn't seem to be able to get an audience just on its own. But, however, I think a lot of people that listen to, you know, I think I said this yesterday, they listen to insomnia or relaxation podcasts may have chronic pain issues.

So because I've been sharing it with them, I think it's had, it's been useful, been useful because I'll tell you exactly, actually, let me tell you the chronic pain hypnosis podcast I've got. Okay. I've only had 9,996 downloads, which is just really awful.

It's such a small amount. It's growing. It is growing.

I had 149 downloads today. Yesterday, 72, 84 the day before, 72 the day before that. So it's growing.

That podcast is growing. The actual stress and pain relief podcast itself. I've got hardly any, any downloads for that one.

Total downloads, 87. That's like all 87. And today I've had three downloads, 10 downloads on Friday, Saturday one.

So it gives you an idea of, it's weird because that's the podcast it's on. So I had three today. Okay.

Yeah. If I go to, let's have a look. So it's number 12.

Okay. Number 12, 12, 12, 12, 12, 12, 12, 12, 11, 12. Okay.

So click on that statistics. It's hard to tell. It's hard to tell because the, how many I've had per day, Oh, for each recording.

It doesn't always say the recording gives an idea, but not really. And if I just go, okay. If I just go for just today, the statistics today.

So go for the 12th, 12th, 12th of April to the 12th of April. Okay. Oh, come on.

Stop messing about. You really aren't trying to wind me up. Stop it.

Okay. 12th of April to 12th of April. So 3,291.

The top recording was number 637. Let me bore you to sleep with music at 284, 347. Okay.

Number 11, stress, pain, relief, jigsaw pieces, 172. Oh, itchy, itchy leg. Compared to the, the three downloads I'd had on the actual prop, the actual podcast itself.

So at 172 plus 159 plus 57 plus 53 plus 28 plus 27 plus 27. Again, plus 18 plus 14 plus seven. Wow.

This is just today. Plus five, plus five again. Wow.

I'll tell you what's interesting. Plus another four. So you probably got about five, 600 from that podcast instead of three that actually on the podcast.

I'm going through this and people are still listening to podcasts from ages ago, months and months ago. Wow. January.

I've got recordings from January being listened to. November, 2019. Wow.

I can't believe how many different recordings people are listening to. It's almost never-ending. Oh, it is ending.

The most, 31st of January, 2020. Number 85, relaxation, hypnosis for stress. 85.

31st of January, 2020. It just shows you people listening from, I've got one here from 2015, which has been listened to. Wow.

I don't know why I find stuff like this interesting because it's not, is it really? No, we all know it's not. What are you telling us about it for? I don't know. I don't know.

I'm not sure. I don't really know. Oh, I don't really know.

I don't know. Ooh. Wow.

Strange. Oh, look. Oh, okay.

149. I mean, we go on 15, 57. So yeah, it's very strange.

I don't, honestly. So I just, doesn't even let me choose the time zone. So I'm just going to have to, I'm going to have to just wait it out and wait till tomorrow, I guess, until I find out what's actually happening.

Because it's weird. It's weird that they've, it's all muddled up. It's all muddled up like my, my confused brain when I try and set the washing machine.

Very muddled. Keep the whites and colored separate. Bloody hell.

What's this South Africa apartheid? What are you talking about? It's like, you know, I just don't know how to deal with a racist washing machine. It's, I just chuck everything in a washing machine altogether. Genuinely, just chuck everything together.

And the good thing about it is if, if your clothes are as old as mine are, nothing's going to run. Any trace of ink left in a particular piece of clothing is non-existent. They don't exist anymore.

Because everything I got is old. Well, not everything. I've got a few tracksuit, couple of tracksuit tops and some tracksuit bottoms, which I do like.

I'll get some more of those because they're ever so comfy. Ever so comfy, like really perfect, perfect size and fit for me. Perfect.

And I might buy some more. I might do. Oh, that's lovely.

It's a lovely day to fall in love and be together forever and ever and ever, my baby. Oh, yeah. So tomorrow, I'm still I mean, I'm still trying to figure out how to edit the videos.

I've got two full videos to edit. I'm going to listen back to the part of the video that I recorded earlier today while I was doing this. I want to just find out the level of sound, you know, from the microphone that I was using.

Wanted to just test it out. So I've done that. I will check that out either later today or tomorrow.

Yeah. Yeah. So easily just fall asleep.

I mean, proper just snore away. It probably doesn't help when I'm just waffling on about nothing for an hour. Because it affects me as well.

It's a wonderful time. So again, I fell asleep. I'm not sure what I was talking about.

Couldn't have been important. So I'm gonna go. Gonna, gonna, gonna go.

Gonna, gonna, gonna go. And I will see you tomorrow. I might even make a video of this tomorrow.

We'll see. So in the meantime, please remember to be kind to yourself. Because you deserve to be happy.

Lots of love. Bye.