#550 Let me bore you to sleep

Hello and welcome to jasonnewland.com My name is Jason Newland I just realised the zipping sound, I was just undoing my top Just so you know what I was unzipping The heating's on, it's suddenly become slightly more warmer than it was previously So this is, let me put you to sleep, please only listen when you can safely close your eyes Andre is in the bedroom And he is on date night So he's put a sock on the door handle I don't go in there until he's finished I don't mind, but it's what he does with his sock the rest of

the time that bothers me Anyway, hope you're well, hope you're well Today is Tuesday 24th November 2020 I posted a picture of myself on Facebook Because for some reason I had a great idea, wonderful, brilliant idea To cut my own hair And basically I've got this Philips OneBlade shave thing Which is blunt but it's pretty good for trimming the beard and stuff But it needs some new blades And it's really good if you're bald or if you've got really short hair Then you can go over your head like that But my hair's grown too long

to use it So it's ultimately just ripping my hair out by the roots Which is probably the last thing I need to do Not the last thing, I mean, probably other things on that list of last things I should do But it's definitely not something that I...

With my particular balding at the back of my head I perhaps shouldn't encourage it So... That's weird, all I want to do is go back Take me back to where I was OK, so I posted a picture It was a mixture of, I've cut with my scissors Like nail scissors And I've got a sneeze That's right, I put it on pause Oh, blimey It's like little nail scissors, you know, and then... Not clippers, scissors And the little razor thing I hacked off a fair bit of my hair But it just looks awful And I phoned my friend up My neighbour, and I said, I suppose you could If you fancy a laugh, have a look at my head and maybe Shave it off for me, cos he...

Sometimes he shaves my head for me Cos he's got clippers And he said he can't do it cos he's in the middle of something So I'm stuck like this He's probably going to do it tomorrow, but It just means if I go out I'll have to wear a hat Blimey So I posted on Facebook Maybe trying to cut my own hair wasn't a good idea That was creative So what I'm going to do I'm going to share it on my Facebook page For the Let Me Boy To Sleep So you can see it if you

want to have a I don't know A laugh It's pretty bad It's a bit silly And a few comments Jodie says I think it looks just fine I think Jodie's just too kind She's just very kind She would never say anything horrible to me Even though it looks awful Ben says that says it all Cos I'm making a A grimace Wow look how grey my chin is Like the hair, the stubble on my chin Just really grey I'm a bit sniffy today Molly's Done an image Jiffy's saying Mwah, lovely Yep Alison posted a little video

Of someone having their head shaved Stellar Contra It will grow, it will grow It has to Leslie says You look great Jason I'm sure the boy will still love you Yeah Andre's not noticed He doesn't I don't think Andre even I don't even know if he knows what I look like Seriously I'm just there when he needs food And he needs I was in here earlier And I was just I don't know what I was doing Watching telly or something Or I might have been on Yeah I don't know I was doing something Nothing exciting

And I laugh at that cos I haven't done anything Yeah I don't do exciting things Clearly cos that's why I do A boring podcast Because I am actually Boring On the TV as I speak to you Cannonball Run 2 The movie Is on TV It's on mute But Cannonball Run 2 And I loved that film Because Jackie Chan was in it And that was during my period of Karate I think it was Let me just see what year it was I have to put my glasses on 1984 1984 Yeah that would be about right So

1984 is when I started doing karate And Cannonball Run 2 Came out I'm pretty sure it was kind of Straight to video if I'm But I might be wrong I don't know how it would be Because it was full of stars at the time Loads of famous people Which is It was fun The Cannonball Run films were fun They were just silly And fun And I liked them Without sounding Old fashioned We don't really make films like that We, we Whoever makes films Don't make films like this anymore Just Like A bit of slapstick And

like Just an ensemble cast Loads Like Burt Reynolds Just loads of famous Stars All sort of getting together And having a laugh really Oh here's the bit with Jackie Chan See there's Some people at the side of the road Selling fruit And Being bullied by a biker gang Now Jackie Chan Pulls up And he's with Jaws And Jackie Chan Is now about to beat them all up I can't play the volume Because I'm not allowed to do that for copyright reasons But I'll tell you what's He goes to run away And he goes up to

Jaws And says go on Jaws you do it You're huge and you've got metal teeth And Jaws has just reminded him It's weird See this was Jackie Chan's Breakthrough part I think at this point I don't even know if he could speak English Because he didn't speak any English in the film I don't think Or very little And this is the first movie That he was in In America He was already a cult figure In the martial arts community Because he did lots of films in China But this is where he kind of Became famous

And then went on to I don't really know what he went on to do I know he's been on loads of films But what has he been in?

Like American I mean That's ridiculous I can't remember any films he's been in I know he was in the Tuxedo And he did a lot of films He did like China Cop or something He's been in loads of movies I just can't think of any I remember the original movies he was in You know like The Chinese ones Before he was famous What was it?

Drunken Master Is one I'm going to have to research this in a minute Drunken Master There was quite a few films he was in anyway I think he did another one Snake Fist Monkey Snake Fist Or something Like that But they were funny And Hello Andre Have you Have you completed Your Your project He's having some water now And he's going to have something to eat So let's I took him out for a walk earlier And If I pick it at the right time If I take him out at the right time When he's got

some energy He loves being out there It doesn't matter how cold it is And it was a little bit nippy today Well, this evening as well I had a hat on Because of my hair So I didn't really feel it I've I only really Feel the cold When I am When I'm cold I only really feel it when In my face Maybe in my ears My big flappy ears They call him Dumbo Dumbo Because he's got big ears Oh yes he has He's got piles too What are they doing now It's ridiculous They're trying to

stop a car With a bit of rope Across the road They're like that's not going to stop a car It's ridiculous How So yeah I took him out for a walk He had a lovely little Sort of play in there In the park Because I've got the extension lead On you know It just means he can Take me where he wants to go And I just follow him So it's almost like He's not even on the lead really And because he's worn that lead It's not a lead it's a Harness Because he's worn the harness

for Since he was like three months old It's literally November So about five years Exactly he's been wearing that harness So he probably doesn't even notice When he's got it on So I think he feels that he's just Wandering around on his own He might even forget I'm there I don't know And then I take him You know I just follow him I mean the other day He He led me home He just went to the park Wandered around And then decided to walk back And I went to pick him up As we got to

the door I made him jump He was like who are you He forgot I was there Either that or he really doesn't recognise me I don't know Oh yeah earlier I heard him Rustling around No no that's not right That's a separate thing I didn't know where he was No that's wrong No I heard I couldn't find him where he was Okay And I'd had a couple of people I'd open the door a couple of times The front door So I'm always a little bit Just you know In case he quickly ran out Rust Doesn't

do it so much But he did it when he was a baby And I didn't see him Because he was so little But I couldn't see him anywhere He wasn't in his normal spaces He wasn't in here Any of the three places Or four places he sleeps in the living room He wasn't in the bedroom anywhere Wasn't on the bed Wasn't hiding anywhere I looked in the kitchen Couldn't see him I looked in the kitchen A bit closer And he was sleeping inside A bunch of carrier bags I could just see him Underneath through it

I was like okay That's fair enough So I leave him You know he's happy He's never happier than When he's inside a carrier bag Very weird He loves carrier bags Especially if there's a bunch Of conditions in So What did I do I went Just came in here And did me thing And then Later on I hear Rustling And I'm thinking Maybe he's got stuck It's unlikely But I've still got to Check it out So I go in there And he's not stuck He's just moving around He's playing around Inside the bags or whatever So

I just laugh at him Just standing there next to the sink Sort of giving him a cuddle Just stroking him Because he's on the floor And then I think Well what I'll do is I'll put the carrier bag On top of him Because a couple of them Have been moved out And suddenly he's got some brown stuff And I look at the carrier bag And the carrier bag Has brown stuff on it Which is not gravy Or melted chocolate It's like ugh And another one has it as well And I'm thinking This isn't good And

I look I look down on the floor And I'm standing In a Do it on the right place Andre You He knows when I'm going to pick him up Because he runs right under the chair So I can't get to him He's hiding under the chair Because he doesn't want me to pick him up You pick him up Yes I am What's your problem?

What's your blimming problem? If I want to pick you up And give you the biggest cuddles and kisses In the whole wide world I will Yes I will Because I'm in charge of you I know I'm not in charge of you I'm very well aware No one tells you what to do do they? I do like to have a bit of Physical contact sometimes A bit of cuddles A bit of kisses Which sounds weird really doesn't it? It's a ferret You're not a ferret are you? You're more than that Way more than that He's in my arms now He's just laying down I'm just Stroking his tummy Hi Kisses Good boy Hi what's that?

So I'm treading In this Thing So I was like really? I thought he was treading some earlier Near the front door But that was on some paper So he did it in the right place But I answered the door And I just didn't see it Because I was asleep at the time wasn't I? Anyway he So I cleared that up And that's the downside When he sleeps in the carrier bags Because He literally has no notice Is When his bum's going to explode It literally has to It just goes doesn't it? Hey it's not your fault is it?

You don't do that on purpose do you? No He looked at me I'm sure if he has Did you do it on purpose? What? Give me kisses Why don't you just give me a cuddle for a little bit Just I'll tell you the weird thing about him Right now okay I'm cuddling him But you're wiggling about He wants to go and do stuff He sighs That's what he does he sighs And he wants to get down And he wants to play and do stuff Now if I had someone else Sitting in the room with me now He would cling to me He would stay like this For half an hour Maybe more Probably if he eventually might just Climb into me Jack Into me jump to go to sleep Won't you?

Eh? Or if I'm talking to someone at the front door He clings to me You don't do it when there's no one around though do you? Why? Kisses okay Lots of kisses You've given Daddy lots of kisses tonight You are a good boy You are Can't believe we've been together For over five years Yeah This is the most Substantial relationship I've ever had Yes it is Yes it is What? I'm just holding him up now He's just looking around He's got a little Mohican Rubbing roughly in his head Haven't you? What do you want to do?

What are you doing? What are you doing?

There's nothing there for you What do you want to Okay You want to get down He wants to bite my toes Get off Oh dear So he's now looking around Okay He's happy He's in one of his tubes I I I don't know if I mentioned I took the top off the shed To let some air in So I could use it And I am going to use it I'm going to keep it And try and do some Try and use it for sleep record The sleep whisper recordings I want to hopefully get that set

up at some point I just You know I haven't Last week or so I haven't felt so good So I've not been hugely active I did a couple of recordings yesterday And I think I did a couple the day before as well And I was going to say Yeah I made so much mess When I broke up The The top Of the shed That there was The carpet was just full of Bits of wood Little bits of wood everywhere I tried to sort of clean up as much as I could And My vacuum cleaner broke

Well it just stopped working So then I got the The thing to stick in a plug And that didn't work So I think I'm just going to chuck it out At some point And I'm going to have to buy another one But anyway Two days ago I phoned up Well maybe it was yesterday morning I phoned up One of my neighbours To ask if I could borrow her vacuum cleaner And she didn't get back to me I left a message on a Voicemail She didn't get back to me So I figured she didn't want to

lend it to me And then she I don't know if she phoned me Or she texted me This morning Saying do you still want my vacuum cleaner I said yeah Something like that Or she phoned me I said yeah what Yeah that's it she phoned me I said what What do you want And she said Well Do you still want to lend me Borrow me Lend off me From me My vacuum cleaner I said Woah She said I said Yeah I left you a message Ages ago She said yeah I know I didn't listen to

the message I said well how do you know That I need to borrow your vacuum cleaner She said No I did listen to your message But not at the time I said oh ok And I said yes please Now this was Last night Yeah last night she phoned me She said well you can have it now if you want I said no I don't want it now She said Oh You can have it tomorrow I said yeah I'll take it tomorrow Bring it to me tomorrow I didn't say that I said yeah tomorrow would be

better Because I don't I didn't want to do vacuuming at night Disturbing neighbours and stuff So She said I could borrow it I said well She said call me Call me at 11 Or something like that And She knocked on my door I was asleep She I don't know what time it was Probably about half 10 11 And she had The vacuum cleaner in her hands Well I mean she could have put them On the floor I suppose Quite a light vacuum cleaner I was kind of surprised It's almost quite nice To be able to

pick something up Not that I can't pick up My own vacuum cleaner There's no point Because it doesn't work But it's quite a heavy one Not too heavy for me Because I'm so strong My body odour is What on earth was that Sorry I've just noticed There's a bit in the film That's I've forgotten all about Just watching this Oh my goodness Even without the volume There's some funny bits in this That was good Okay so Stop with the distractions So I did the vacuum I had the vacuum cleaner I didn't want to do it

Straight away So I left it for a while I did a little bit I was going to do a little bit Here and there And I had some other stuff To clean up And rubbish to put out And you know It's kind of an ongoing thing At the moment Trying to sort of Tidy this place up It's not I think my flat Is not as Messy As I probably portray it But it's not as Tidy as Perhaps you'd like it to be If you were visiting You know It's It's not very Welcoming To visitors You

know There's nowhere to sit For other people And the chair I'm in now Isn't really A proper chair It's a chair But it's not Not really like A comfortable chair To be sitting in Whilst watching Television But it's ok Until I get a A decent chair To sit in Oh I can't wait In fact In facty Facty McFacty If That's a big if The charity shop Still Has the recliner To buy And they did say That they They're new It's a Heart Foundation shop It'd be closed At the moment Because of the lockdown But it'll

be open again Next week So I might go in there And see If I can Try and sort out About getting That recliner Because it was quite cheap And they deliver it For 20 quid Extra Of course But I want to be able to Sit in it first To see whether or not It suits my needs But you can't do that When you buy stuff online Can you?

I mean the one I bought before Was bought for me actually But one of my fans That's when I first Moved in it It was probably about Five years ago It was about November Maybe October time Yeah, pretty sure And That was the black one That deteriorated And I got rid of that But it wasn't It was okay When I first got it It was It was nice Compared to the other one I had And to be able to Sort of recline And you know Go to sleep That was quite nice Kind of So I

was kind of Thinking if I can Sit in it first See whether or not It feels comfy Recline And see if it feels Nice reclined Which is obviously Important And make sure It comes in two bits So I can put it together Otherwise I'm not going To be able to fit it Through the Through the door probably And then You know See about buying it At some point Hopefully before Christmas It would be nice To be able to sit And be comfortable At Christmas You know Because at the moment It's not that the chair Is

uncomfortable It is But it's not It's just not comfy You know what I mean It's It's the kind of chair You'd sit in If you were talking To somebody And You want to stay awake Because yeah I'm never going to get Too comfortable to fall asleep Although I have done So that kind of Doesn't make sense I guess does it What I just said But It'd be nice To have a comfortable chair To recline And Maybe Drink some wine And Listen to some Rhymes Or maybe Some songs from Patsy Cline Eating a burger With tomato

sauce Made by Heinz Looking at the Christmas tree Covered in pines Looking at all the presents Underneath the tree And saying to Andre They are all mine But then Suddenly I become shy And Andre Comes up to me And Asks me Why And I say to him It's because I can't think Of Anything To say So That's why I constantly Lie Yeah I think that's enough of that See You get poetry with me The worst poetry in the world But it's still Poetry And it did rhyme I know it's not really How it's supposed to

be Oh I tell you If I could If I had My stuff from the past And all the writings I did When I was a kid And when I grew up During my 20s 30s 40s Bloody hell 40s Among all that stuff Were quite a few poems I mean I wasn't I went through little Little phases Where I'd write a lot of poetry And then I didn't do any But Over time There's probably You know A fair few That I could have read out here And I always liked To Make them Serious But also Kind

of Comical At the same time So I'd choose A serious subject And I'd always Write from my heart I'd always It would be A poem would be About Something That I was That I cared about Something that maybe Happened in my life Or maybe Feelings I had For a person You know That kind of stuff And Then I would Quite often I think Flippant I'd be quite flippant At the end So I'd get all serious And at the end I'd just say something Ridiculously silly Yeah But I haven't Got any of them Every piece Of

my work I shouldn't use the word Work really But every piece of Writing That I produced Throughout all those years Gone Got destroyed So Of course I've got all this Audio stuff That I've done And I suppose One day this will all be Gone won't it So Unless you Download the stuff And store it So when I'm gone You can Put up your own website And maybe put up Your own podcast Having my stuff on there Because I won't be able to run Podcasts when I'm gone Or have a website Someone else will have to

do that Can you imagine Wow Can you imagine if suddenly I got popular Once I'm dead Like yeah Oh you should hear this bloke Oh He's so boring And You know With the hypnosis He's stuff like Oh he's He's okay you know He's He's quite useful Some of his Stuff And then suddenly I'm discovered An overnight success After 27 years Or 45 years Or 57 years Something like that I'm trying to think Or some 90 90 So I might write a poem Because I You know I didn't study Poetry I read poetry So it wasn't

I didn't study it It's the wrong word But I Used to be really Into beat poetry Back in Yeah In my 20s And in my 30s But it started in my 20s Or early 20s I got very into The beat movement Which is You know like people like Jack Jack Kerouac Alan Ginsberg There's loads I can't remember them all But there's They're two of the most famous And I just Discovered Charles Bukowski And he's not officially Part of the beat Generation Like beat Sure for beatnik For those that Don't care He wasn't a beatnik At

all He was someone that He basically was an alcoholic Worker He worked In a post office At night I think In the sorting office And spent the rest of the time When he wasn't working When he wasn't sleeping He was writing And he did that And also betting He used to Go to the horse races And bet And drink Those were his things He did So he wrote And he didn't become I think what happened with him Is And this is from The horse's mouth I heard I heard it Talked about Well I actually saw

a documentary Where someone actually said The person who Is it Black Arrow Press I think it was at the time And he The person Who ran the press The The printing company Or the press Or I don't know Whatever you want to call them Publishing They said to him That it's time Because he's becoming popular It's time that he Wrote full time And Because he'd written some books And this bloke Who's in charge You know he He said To Charles Bukowski That he would Guarantee him A certain amount of money Every month Or week Guaranteed

For The rest of his life You know All the rest of Forever In order to get him to retire So I had to press pause I was coughing Proper coughing So Yeah Charles Bukowski Because he didn't want to leave his job Because he was scared To leave his job Because of the Financial security Even though he was getting Cheques coming through From book sales And stuff like that So he was Guaranteed A set A minimum amount of money Every single month If he gave up his job So he did And then He became famous Yeah

And he was in his 50s I'm wondering How much he was worth Because I get the sense That he probably spent all his money But I don't know Charles Bukowski Oh dear Alright well According to this He had 4 million dollars So he was clearly doing Really well wasn't he He died when he was 73 So those that don't know Who he is I don't like to say things like If you're easily offended Because That's not really What I mean When I say those words But he's You know he's an adult He writes for adults

Who Are I don't know Ultimately He writes for people That like reading his books That's what it comes down to Isn't it He's not a certain type Of person That likes to read Certain types of books It's an individual thing I mean you know I've met people that I was quite surprised That they liked Charles Bukowski But that was my Pre Determined Assessment Of that person's Personality Without getting to know them I've got a tickle in my throat So yeah I really got into him But I also got into The beat poetry You know the

Like Band The Bomb I think Allen Ginsberg What was this one Was it Scream Was it Scream I forget It was It wasn't my thing If I'm honest It wasn't my kind of It was a poem And I read it But oh Oh What's his name That wrote Junkie That was another In fact He was pretty much The king of them He was the head See I tell you what If I put in Beat writers Okay And he will come up at the top Not Charles Bukowski But this other man William Burroughs I've not put

it in yet William Burroughs He will come at the top Top Right Beat generation authors Right Okay He's not come to the top But he's in the top three So Jack Kabarek Allen Ginsberg William S Burroughs Lawrence Ferlinghetti Gregory Corso So I read stuff from Lawrence Gary Snyder I read his book Diana De Palma De Prima Michael McClure Caroline Cassidy So that's Neil Cassidy's Wife or girlfriend I guess Peter Orlovsky Anne Walden John Clellan Holmes Herbert Hunk Herbert Hunk Lucienne Carr Joanne Krieger Kenneth Rexroth Ken Kesey Lou Welsh Hetty Jones Philip Whelan Bill Morgan Elise

Cowan William Carlos Williams Brian Grissin Eddie Parker Philip Lamantia Richard Bortigan Ed Sanders Very famous Janine Pommy Lenore Candell She's nice Fred W.

McFdar Jan Kabarek Ronnie C. Johnson Nancy Barry Clifford Jack Wallace Berman Wally Hendricks Regina Wynne Rachel Weinreich David Meltz Harold Norse Charles Plymouth Who was I looking at that caught my eye?

Herbert Hunk Yeah I did read I'm sure I read some of his books Herbert Hunk The Herbert Hunk Reader One of his books is The Guilty of Everything So he lived to 81 He was born 1915 So a lot of these writers They got involved in protesting in the 60s For two main things I think really There was the race equality And the stopping wars They were famous people in that Like Allen Ginsberg Especially really He was one of the top people As far as he would get arrested from the police I think he lived

in New York City I think And I remember seeing an interview with him And he was talking about that Oh Jackie Chan's back I think that's good He's done brilliant Because he's got a girl's name If I was a soldier Trying to think what else I did Yeah I did some vacuuming today So that was alright Got that done Spoke to my psychologist But that was Jaws just got hold of Kojak This is in the Cannonball Run 2 And he just chucks him in the air And Kojak is just flipping round and round Brilliant How

do they make a film like this With so many stars That would normally be getting paid millions This is even in 1984 They would all be getting paid loads of money For making their own movies So how did they I've got to research this Cannonball Run 2 How much did they get paid?

I don't know Movies cost a lot of money You're obsessed with money No I'm not I'm just interested I mean The cast alone Captain Chaos They got a picture of him From when he was a young man And he wasn't Completely different in the actual film I recognise him from Shirley MacLaine So it's got a picture of her But she's really young in the film And it's got a picture of Don Lim DeLuise Where he's quite Not old But he's probably in his 50s And he's really young And it's just Come on Jackie Chan Just

show the pictures of them From the movie Now I've got a picture of Tony Danza He looks Like he's been mummified He honestly looks about 90 now But in the movie Just watching He's like really young And fruity I know we all age Trust me I've got a mirror But They're just showing pictures Random Ricardo Montabaldon There's a really young picture of him there Sid Caesar Again a really old picture Of him old Foster Brooks Jack Elam Tim Conway Richard Keel Mel Tillis Don Knotts Charles Nelson Riley Jim Neighbours Abe Vigoda Doug McClure Molly Picon

Erm I had to put pause again I was coughing again Alex Rocco Michael V Gazzo Henry Silva Louis Nye Joe Feesman Fred Dreyer Dub Taylor George Lindsay Jilly Rizzo Chris Lemon I don't know a lot of these names But you may do You know You might know them I don't know Art Johnson Sean Weatherly Dale Ishimoto Smiling Jack Smith Sandy Hackett Cheech Merrin Yeah I know him Lydia Lee Frank Welker Sean Stanek Jack Smith Debbie Grieco Bobby Borosini's Orangutan So they've missed someone out They've missed someone out Where is he?

Comedian Comedian His surname is Winters Why have they not included him? Admittedly he didn't play a big part but Damn you I just want to know I want to know Oh no it's not telling me The transport Stunts Stunts I bet I bet you anything that Jackie Chan Is on here for the stunts Because he did his own No never mind They were stunt men And women Ok here we go According to this It cost 22 US dollars And The budget That's how much it cost to make And it made 56.

3 million dollars at the box office The very last film That Dean Martin and Frank Sinatra starred in Or appeared in So basically the Rat Pack team Including Sammy Davis Jr And kind of That was it for them Final film No appearance of Jim Knight and Neighbours Or Nebbers And Jackie Chan In one of his first Hollywood roles I'm just interested in Ken Boren 2 Cast Salary Don't know why I'm just interested Let's see This is interesting Wow Frank Sinatra He did a cameo So he had a choice of doing it And he said He'd

like to do it in one day He was paid 30,000 dollars Which he donated to charity Wow And that was just a cameo I wonder how much People like Burt Reynolds got it No Wow According to this Why don't I For the first Ken and Boren film Which was 1981 It's one of the most Successful films of the year How interesting Burt Reynolds This is for the first Ken and Boren Burt Reynolds received A then record 5 million dollar salary For his work on the film Which took Took 3 weeks So that's the first one

This is the second one So This might have taken 3 and a half weeks I don't know Burt Reynolds received 5 million dollars For 3 weeks work In 1981 That's a time When 5 million was a lot of money No wonder he's smiling All the way through the film How could you not Wow The first Ken and Boren run Was a lot bigger Than the second It earned 72 million dollars At the box office Making it the 6th Highest grossing film Of 1981 Behind Raiders of the Lost Ark On Golden Pond Superman 2 Arthur and

Stripes It was written by Eton Coen I wonder if Eton Coen Has got anything to do With the Coen brothers What do you reckon Wouldn't that be interesting No It would be Eton Coen Ken and Boren Run Let's have a look Eton Coen Eton Coen The 3 Ken and Boren films Which screened Sigma Eton Coen Will make a new Ken and Boren film This time it's a turn Of the Ken and Boren Which now has Eton Coen Writing Director New version So let's click on him See who he is Oh it doesn't exist Brilliant Huh

He also wrote Get Hard Blimey I mean That I'm Eton Coen He looks too young To have done it No Because there is a film Filmography Career Now his film Started in 97 I was going to say He looks way too young To be Just the same one Eton Coen Born 1974 How weird Eton Coen Isn't that Ethan Coen Eton Coen is a Public screenwriter So maybe someone Has another Claimed writer Ok Ethan So it's Ethan Coen Not Eton Coen Oh Isn't that strange So they spelled His name Incorrectly Ethan Coen So he is 63

years old But it's a different Person This is the Ethan Coen from Fargo Such like So he's Yeah I mean to Be 1981 Even if the Producer was 30 Or the writer Was 20 In 1980 It'd have to be Wait a minute That's interesting Filmography Yeah 2006 That's not right That's Eton This is even more Boring than it's Supposed to be It's not supposed To be this boring Blimey I just wonder I said this With a little bit Of excitement Thinking Oh To see if they Had anything to do With the other Coen But it's

not There's more than You know Two Coens In the world But I just thought it'd be Just really cool If their father Was also a writer For like comedy films And stuff I don't know Calling me up He's the one Diddy diddy diddy Diddy diddy Diddy diddy diddy Who's the two I'm sure there was Maybe not Oh well Hopefully I should Stop coughing Now Because I don't want To cough anymore Oh I need a good old Clean out I think Let's have a good old Cough So I'm probably gonna go No I'm gonna go no

So What was I gonna say Yeah so not much Has happened So I shall speak To you again Remember to be kind To yourself Because you Deserve To be Happy Lots of love Bye