#234 Let me bore you to sleep - Jason Newland (10th October 2019)

Hello, welcome to jasonnewland.com My name's Jason Newland, this is Let Me Bore You To Sleep And I am coming to you from a shed From a garden shed that's standing in my bedroom Now you may be thinking now, wow, that is far from boring And I agree, I think you're right It's probably among the most exciting things that's ever happened, ever, to anyone But yeah, I'm in a shed Why did I buy a shed? Isn't it weird?

So all I can hope is that the sound quality is better Because there's hopefully less background sounds And according to the headset mic, it's kind of just peaking And the microphone's being stimulated a little bit when I'm not talking But not much And this is just weird It's just really, really weird I'm not sure if it's one of my better ideas Definitely not one of my...

It's been an expensive venture It's cost me about £229 for the shed But I'll be paying off that in instalments over the next six months or something But then it's cost me, so far, to get help to put it up £40, £50, £60, over £100 to get it put up For all the help, because I can't, I just, I don't know how to do stuff like this So, so far, £329, £330, let's say, has cost to get this recording studio built Yeah, and I was, you know, it's weird, it's just weird It's even for me, and I'm...

I don't want to, like, say horrible things about myself, but yeah There's definitely a weirdness This is, even for me, it's a bit out there A garden shed in my bedroom Now, if you can find someone else in the world that has a garden shed in their bedroom I can't be surprised And impressed Oh man So my friend gave me a chair, it's a really comfy chair actually It's like a therapy chair Very similar to the kind of chairs that I used to use when I was counselling So it's comfortable, it supports my lower back

But it's not a recliner or anything, so I'm not going to fall asleep And my legs are nice and straight You know, the straight parts before the knees, the thighs, that's it, thighs And then, I'm kind of dizzy, what am I describing my legs to you?

This shape is just right for my height Just right for my height And I was hoping that with this shed I wouldn't hear any background sounds But I can hear the plane in the ground, in the sky Surely it must be stopping some of the sound Because I can't hear Andre scratching at the living room door And I know he is So I got this done, basically I got it delivered yesterday Or the day before, what day is it now? It's Thursday So I got it delivered on Thursday And the text that I got from them, I ordered it on the catalogue online And it's good because I can pay it off bit by bit, however long I want really And I ordered it last week, probably Tuesday last week or Wednesday, I don't know Can you hear that?

It's the wrong material because it's...

Mind you, the idea is the only time If it does get to the point where the only thing you can hear is my voice and nothing else I'd need to be completely still for the entire recording Not even moving my hands or anything Which isn't really practical Sometimes I give myself too much of a hard time I suppose after investing all this money, I kind of want a result from it I want something to show for it Because I don't have money to spend on stuff like this So I want a better quality sound as

a result Otherwise it's just been a waste of time really Believe it or not, for any other reason I would not need a garden shed in my bedroom It's not one of those things I've always longed for You know, it's not really a garage in the kitchen It's just not something...

I mean I like it I probably would have liked it better when I was little Because then the shed would be bigger To me, it wouldn't be bigger but it would seem bigger And I could, if I was creative I could make it into a nice little room And get some lighting in here I could get even some bookcases Or bookshelves rather And have my hypnosis books in here and stuff like that But, I don't know It smells weird It smells like damp wood And some of it is a bit damp But not much of it There's only...

because on Tuesday When it was delivered It was raining But I think the palette I had my shed on It had another palette on top of it previous Which had sheltered it from the storm And I'm guessing they delivered that palette, that shed first Because it wasn't there On top of mine Making sweet shed love So it wasn't there So part of the wood was wet Now, a text I received from them on I think it was Sunday Or it might have been Saturday Said, Dear Mr. JJ We are going to deliver your shed Between 7.

35 and 10.

35 I think it's an estimate I think that's about the time they said So, because I knew I wouldn't be going to bed Until about 6 or 7 anyway I decided to stay up Until the shed was delivered Then I would go to bed Which makes sense Because I just, I'd have felt probably a bit groggy And, who knows, I might have been so fast asleep That I hadn't, you know, didn't wake up Wouldn't, I just said the word wouldn't It's not really a word is it I think there's a mix between wasn't and wouldn't

I wouldn't wake up So I stayed up And it's one of those memories now that I've got And it's quite a nice little memory Staying up, waiting for this shed to arrive The garden shed from the bedroom It's one of those things that will probably stay with me For, you know, forever That little memory, you know, just It wasn't so much a feeling of excitement And I just remembered I haven't said please only listen Or you can safely close your eyes Unless I did, and I said it twice So I wasn't so much excited, I

don't know I was almost intrigued I almost, kind of didn't believe that I'd really ordered a shed for my bedroom There was a little part of me thinking, no Even I wouldn't do that But I would, apparently It's one of those things that I ordered it probably four o'clock in the morning Woke up the next day and just That was a weird dream No it wasn't It really happened So I was waiting around For the shed to be delivered And I've never ever ordered a shed Before So I didn't really know what to expect I

mean, what I think would be really good Because they don't deliver it fully made Which is a shame Although it wouldn't have fitted through the door But I thought what would be good You know the There's a thing you used to be able to get I don't know if it was food Or what was it But you add water and it just grows bigger So that would be good if you like had your little shed That fitted through the door Put it where you want it and then you just Sprinkled some water out of a

Teapot or whatever And it just Grew You know, to the right size Is that the kind of stuff they have for mountaineers?

Not growing sheds but That The mixture Oh no, flat Flat packs Oh do you know when you buy stuff You can get like a duvet And it's thin as anything And it's in that plastic that Which sucks you off The air Sucks off the air Out of the Out of the packaging So the duvet is flat I don't know what they call it It might be called flat packing Flapping I don't know, some kind of But it sucks you off Sucks off all the air Out of The The plastic bag thing Which minimises the amount

of space it takes So if they could have delivered The shed like that Just put it into one of those big bags And then sucked off the air Sucked it all off So that The shed became tiny And then you open the bag And suddenly it pops out Or like one of those little shed The tents Like a pop-up tent But a pop-up shed And I wouldn't have to worry about trying to put it back in Into the packaging because I'm going to keep it here Because basically whoever lives in this flat next Is going

to Inherit this shed I'm never taking it down Ever This is here forever and ever Not after all the hassle This is here So The thing is I don't need storage room Because I've got a big storage room anyway So I'm thinking I could double it up As like a big wardrobe And put some hooks and Things on the side To hang up clothes but I don't know I just want it to be for this The only reason I bought it Was for this To make recordings Hopefully So it's quieter Because I don't do many

Shouty stuff You know Everything I do is Kind of quiet Ish Kind of quiet-ish Relaxing Sleepy You know That kind of stuff But the good thing about it Is I've got quite a Quite a big bedroom So the shed Doesn't take up It doesn't I mean it's a 6 by 3 foot shed And You could easily get another two sheds in this room But yeah So it's okay There's plenty of room for my double bed And There's not as much room as what there was Obviously because I found this room That makes sense There's not

too much room Because there's less room now Or more room's being taken up But it's the same space It's just got a little This space is just surrounded by wood The space is still there I'm sure that makes sense And what's weird It sounds like It's raining And if that is the case I can hear the rain But the thing is And that's something I may need to address Possibly In fact Thinking about it That would have made more sense It's the way I've got it set up Is the back of the shed Is not

that far from the window Which is the bit I perhaps need it to be away from So perhaps I need to Turn it No, I can't turn it round See, a couple of people have said to me Because I was thinking It probably would be better Over where my bed is Because away from the window It's near two walls Which are also soundproof And it's away from the door So I'll be sitting Yeah, I'll be pretty Quite A bit quieter However As I said to the two people That said to me Why don't you Move

your bed And I said I like my bed Where it is And I didn't realise How attached I was To the Positioning of my bed But I really Do like my bed Where it is See, I like my bed I really Really Really like my bed And it's the first time I've ever Had a nice bed In my life Well, as an adult I'm sure my beds were nice When I was a kid I don't know But as an adult It's the first time I've had my own Double bed With a nice Quill And it

was quite Expensive I bought it When I first moved in here Four years ago And it was It was an expensive Little adventure Moving in here A washing machine Cooker So a new washing machine New cooker New carpet And a new bed New fridge and freezer So that was a lot of Quite a bit Of money But that bed Oh It's lovely And it's just The right size For me It is a double bed I need a double bed For me I can't sleep In a single bed And I used to For the first Well,

44 years Of my life Pretty much 45 years So for four years Four and a half years I've lived in a Slept in a double bed Before that Pretty much always In a single bed Nah I don't want to go back To a single bed I like a double bed It's nice It's really If I can stretch Stretch out Stretch my legs out I take up the whole bed It's not because I'm flat It's not because I'm fat It's because I'm flat When I lay down Everything just goes flat Because I've got no muscle Would

you say And I do take up The entire bed It's great But I like that It's nice It's really Ah, so relaxing I like to have A wall I don't mean To keep the house up I mean I like to have a wall Near On one side of the bed Ideally This side That I'm not getting in Which I have here I've got I get in the bed As I go in the room On the left hand side That's where the bed is And I I get in that side But it's pushed up Against a

wall There's a wall behind it And a wall The other side So if you If you go to the bottom Of the bed And face The Not the scurrying board The bed board Board bed Headboard Headboard On the left hand side There's just Air You know There's no There's no The bed edge The bed ends But there's nothing You know And then there's The doorway and stuff On the right hand side There's a wall There's a wall That's what I mean So there's a wall there And When I first moved in I Brought my Single

bed With me From my other place Because I had to buy A single bed Because the one they had Was The one that was Really old Metal The kind of thing That I used to use In the 80's And it was I didn't like it Didn't like it at all So I bought my own bed From the Heart Foundation shop And it was It was fairly comfortable It was It wasn't expensive But it was okay So I brought that With me here Because I needed to sleep You know I needed a bed to sleep on

And when I moved in here It was an empty flat There was no carpet Lots of paint stains On the The Floor I sat on the floor And So I came here And I had A chair An old chair That I'd had In the other place And And I've been in there Since 2012 So I've been there Two Fifteen Fourteen Thirteen I don't know So I was here for A couple of years So when I first moved in I didn't have anything To sit on I don't mean I didn't have Any buttocks I mean I

didn't have A chair To sit on And Where I lived before It was this It's hard to explain It was this little Not dungeon That's the wrong word Underneath the ground Room It was under the ground It had a window But it was The basement That's it, basement And I knew someone That actually That knew the building Before it was converted And it used to be Nurses quarters Because the place was Just round the corner From the hospital And The What the Whoever bought the house Turned it into Multiple living Whatever you call it And

he converted So basically my room That I was in Was two room One room turned into two It's a tiny So With the two rooms It was quite a big room But when you broke it Into two It was a very small room To live in So basically it was A living room And It was From the looks of it It had Like a living room And With a kitchen in it Then there was A bedroom at the back And a bathroom So I'm guessing It used to be a flat That someone would live in

Just that flat And it probably was An okay flat And maybe The nurses Maybe they lived in A living room I don't know Maybe they lived And shared Shared a room In the bedroom And I'm not saying They shared showers But I'm just saying They shared They might have done They shared the The shower wasn't big To be fair It's one of those The bathroom Was A nice size So I'm guessing He used to have a bath But It was Going there And it was just a shower One of those It was a shower It

looked like a shower With like Plastic And glass Doors You know That you go in And you step inside And Next to it Was a toilet The thing is This The water pressure Of this shower It had the lowest Water pressure I've ever known In my entire life The water basically Just dripped Out There was There was no pressure There was some pressure But very little And It was kind of funny Because I had to wash my body With some soap And then Because there was no pressure I couldn't Just stand underneath it And Put

my arms up And let the You know Let the The water just Wash away the soap Or rinse away the soap I had to take the Take the nozzle Well not the nozzle But you know the The bit where the water comes out of So I had to put that in Take that in the end And I actually had to aim it At different parts of my body So if I wanted to sort of try and Rinse my Underneath my arms Don't want to say the word Armpit It sounds Awfully rude Armpit Armpit Arm Pit

How are your armpits today?

Oh My armpits are fine Thank you for asking Very kind of you Armpit Arm Pit I don't know It's not really rude is it?

But what I do is I have the water Or the nozzle Of the Shower Head Probably Two inches away From my armpit And the Water still Wouldn't reach my armpit It was that bad of pressure You have to Hold it above my armpit Or like Where my arm was And let it Drip down my arm Until eventually It washed away the soap From my armpit Very unusual Very very Strange place To live I've lived in If I made a recording About all the places That I've lived in You'd just Wouldn't believe it Or you might

But I've probably lived in About 45 I've moved Since I left school I've moved home About 45 times Something like that That's quite a lot Really isn't it And I almost feel like I'm moved home now Like we're a shed Moved into the shed I wonder if it's going to be Warm in there I don't know if it's a Psychological thing But I almost feel like I'm outside Which is kind of weird Because I've never Actually had a shed Before I don't actually remember Ever sitting inside A shed before Not even In a garden I

don't Can't even remember Who That I've known Had sheds There's my dad He's got Sheds He's always had sheds And stuff like that My granddad Used to have a shed And What sheddy people Are there Andre sheds hair But that's That's not really the same Is it Oh Andre thinks This shed is his He actually thinks It's his This is his new Place to play now And the thing is The chair that I've got And there's Literally Just going to move my arms There's There's probably A finger A finger length Between The end of The

side of the chair And the side of the shed On either side There's a very small Amount of Space To manoeuvre Around the chair Now Andre goes Underneath the chair Because he knows I can't get to him He loves that So I don't know Whether to Embrace it And make the shed All comfortable for him By putting down some Clothes and stuff For him to sleep on Or just to Ban him from it Which means He's going to be Continuously scratching Trying to get in Although he can get in Because there's only A lock on

the outside On the inside I've got a padlock On the inside Just to keep the door closed It's not to keep it locked And it's flimsy You could just Push the door open If you wanted But the Not the lock In fact The lock Is probably The strongest part Of the whole shed Apart from maybe The base The base is fairly sturdy But I've got a big Proper The kind of lock That you'd have on a Security lock Something you can add A padlock to But er I suppose I could just Share it with him

But he's going to Come in here anyway When I'm not around He likes it in here And there's There's that smell as well That he I don't know I don't even know He might have gone to the Toilet in here Knowing, oh I think he thinks It's a toilet Oh man I don't want to be Sitting in this In this enclosed space With his Eurgh No That doesn't appeal To me at all But what What can I do I suppose I could Lock it You know Get a latch or something To To make sure it's

locked So he can't get in But It seems almost Cruel to just Take this space Away from him Especially as He's He really wants To come in here He loves it in here And he's And he's also got these The base Is Got a gap Between each Bit of wood that goes All the way through Which means He can climb And almost Dig So he can Go all the way From one end to the other Underneath the base I was thinking about that Yesterday He enjoyed it He had like The first thing I was thinking

What if he gets stuck What I could hear Is Scratching Scratching A little bit of movement Then he pops out The other side Very happy He's a He's a strange lad He is But he likes it in here I don't know why Maybe it's the smell Maybe it's the The smell of the fresh wood He's His sense of smell Is a lot more sensitive Than mine Or than humans I can't suppose I suppose I'm kind of human Am I So his sense of smell is I don't understand I don't understand If his sense of smell

Is so much more Acute And stronger And intense Than A human's Why does he like Horrible smells You know A sewage You know Any drain Any single drain That he comes up to He All he wants Is to go down that drain That's his He'd be so happy And he's not a rat He's a ferret He's He's not even a full ferret He's a A mixed Ferret Polecat And He's not supposed to live down drains He's supposed You know Nature He'd be in fields And forests And I suppose some parts of the world Even maybe

in deserts I don't know But he'd He'd You know Not in the sewer But he's just got a thing for really Awful smells And feet He loves feet Absolutely Adores feet He's He's got a I don't know what it is I don't know why it is But he's been like that since he was a kid Loves feet He loves sniffing them Licking them Nibbling them And biting them Not biting horrible Just biting Basically just nibbling on them Loves feet Preferably Feet with no socks on But it's not only the feet He bites my ankles He

bites It's just He can't stop himself I have to I have to close the bathroom door When I'm having a bath That's after I've covered up all the mirrors So I don't give myself a chock But he I have closed the door Because when I get out of the bath He's all over me Biting at my toes And my feet It's like And my feet I mean technically They should be cleaner Because I just had a bath But he loves The feet So that's Andre I've left him in the other room I think he was

having something to eat So I left him I hope that he's calmed down a bit He'll forgive me eventually So yeah I've got this shed Unfortunately I've got no drink I've got nothing to drink Because I've got nowhere to put anything Because there's There's no room Unless I don't know Maybe it's some kind of Glass holder That hung from the ceiling or something Unless I put a Some kind of shelf On the side It could be It could be a possibility It's very That's just strange And I do need a drink now Because if you

talk Talking I've been talking For 44 minutes Or something And I say that like I'm guessing I know it's exactly 44 minutes And It's nice to have a little bit of liquid On my tongue Something to lubricate my throat You know I'll be okay I'll be alright Don't you worry I'll be fine So I got This shed Delivered On Tuesday I think it turned up about Before 10 o'clock I'm guessing I don't know It could be after 10 But it was Around that time And I saw The van Or the lorry Because I heard Like

I heard some It sounded like A I don't know how to explain it It sounded like A shed delivering lorry Just It had that sound I've never seen A shed delivering lorry Before But my Feelings Kind of matched The Well basically It was supporting evidence really For my For my proposal that That's how A lorry would sound When it's delivering sheds And it was It was the It was that Exactly So All I did Is I came downstairs It was raining outside A little bit And I said Hello And he said Yeah And I said

Oh I said look I can't be bothered to have like This weird conversation with you Just for the sake of The recording And he said Oh yeah fair enough So as I went outside He said And Are you able to Deliver the shed Upstairs Because I live up there And he said no No He said we're not allowed Inside the building Okay But he said Oh I'll put it I'll put it in the hallway though And I said well that's Inside the building isn't it And he said Do you want to help or not I

said oh yeah yeah Sorry So they put it Into the hallway Not of my flat But of the Communal area The congregate Place where we all congregate No There's a It's a It's just a hallway really And What I said I said I'll just give you a hand To move it Might as well I only carried the light stuff though Which it turns out Was most of it None of it was Some of it was Heavyish Most of it was Fairly light But I don't know why I'm doing that This feels right Some of it

was Quite light Others Heavy I might start trying that out In real life Seeing if it's How annoying it is to people Good morning how are you Yeah Hello Nice to see you Good work Good Going to the garage I'll just pay for these On my card please That's it I'll pay for these On my card please Or I'll pay by cash Because It was a little bit forced really Yeah so I helped them Unpack Or Move Parts of the shed From the Truck It was like a lorry But an open lorry And I mean

As in Open minded Or open relationship I mean it's just There was no Cover To the lorry There was no There was no roof Or You might pronounce it Roof But it's not It's roof That's how it's supposed to be pronounced Roof Is what What a dog does A doggy goes Roof A cat goes Meow A piggy goes Oink Oink Oink A giraffe goes Well none of us know What a giraffe goes Because we can't hear it Because it's so bloody tall So I did I'm going to write A children's book I could do that

Couldn't I?

Do a children's book Book A book Hello children Now can make farm Farmyard noises Yeah I could do that So Yeah so I helped with The shed pieces From the Lorry And it was a fair bit And As I said When I was unloading it I only took the Light stuff Because I have Some back I have a back Some people say We've all got a back haven't we? I said yeah but I've got issues We've all got We've all got issues haven't we? I said no but I've got Specifically Some Back issue Oh did you hear that?

My ankle just cracked The other day A couple of weeks ago I don't know if I mentioned this But I was Showing off about How fit My legs were And how You know How it's really I've got a belly But the rest of me is quite Firm and muscly And everything And I pulled my I pulled my trouser up To show my calf muscle To prove that I've got Because I have got quite slim legs And it's all upper body weight With me And So I was showing off And I tensed my Calf muscle On

my Leg To show the muscle And it seized up And it cramped And it was And it just stayed Like in the Tense position It just stayed there For Probably about Five, ten minutes It's just What?

It's like What do I need to do? Do I need to have some salt? What? What's going on? I think I just had pizza earlier So that's full of salt Isn't it? Pizza It's not just full of salt There are other things Connected to it But it did have Yeah It was definitely after that So anyway I helped to Get the shed Off the Lorry And we put it into the hallway And I signed it And I said Is it fairly easy to put up? And he said Can you please ask that In a more I don't know Just manly Way And I said what?

That's a bit rude I mean What's wrong with the way I said it? It's got nothing to do with Being manly or not I'm just asking about the shed And he said Yeah I know but The way you asked Was just annoying Excuse me I've just helped you Unload The lorry Not He said What the whole lorry?

I said no But my particular shed And he said listen sir Until you sign this form It is not your shed So I thought I can't bother to Just So I signed it And We had a little kiss You know Just a little It didn't last long but We made up And Promised to Be faithful forever So it was good So I So I came and did the I came inside They drove off And I was hoping That they'd wait until I Finished Writing my little poem to them But They had to run And I

I looked at all the The wood And the panelling There's quite some Big panels One 6 foot Panel There's There's two 6 foot panels No three No four I don't know Anyway there's some big panels And there's a door And all this stuff And my friend Did say to me The night before Wake me up If You need a hand If they don't Take it upstairs Because I think He might have pointed out That most people don't Need to have their sheds Taken upstairs Which I couldn't Kind of figure out why And then You know

Well most people Have them in gardens Have you ever had A bedroom shed before?

Bathroom shed? Kitchen shed? Loft shed?

No Okay Everyone's out to get me And I said Because it was too early Because I saw him About 2 o'clock In the morning Previous And I thought No I can't wake him up It's too early Because I don't like Being woken up So I just thought No So I decided I'd better carry it Upstairs on my own Because I couldn't Leave it down there Because It might not be down there In a couple of hours It might get taken Because I know how Much All I can do is I can imagine How popular Bedroom

sheds are Plus it was Probably You know It was a bit It wasn't taken up The whole hallway But it was Taken up quite a bit So I took I took up bits Bit by bit Upstairs And sweat was Spraying off me It was It was weird And There was a few bits That were quite heavy But most of it was Fairly You know Easy But it was awkward Because it was long I'm not used to Handing long things So It was I did it eventually Put it up Outside my front door In the Hallway

Upstairs And I got all the bits Up there And then I Transferred it From the hallway Outside My front door Into the hallway Inside My Well not My front door Doesn't have a hallway Inside it The front door opens And then there's a hallway Inside the flat But the actual doorway Is just Wood So I put in I put everything Into the hallway Of my flat And by that time I was Naked Really Naked I felt like I'd moved a shed Which I had Really twice Three times Really Two and a half times Because I

moved Half of the shed From the lorry Into the hallway But The light side And it's not that I kind of guessed That it was light I was specific I said Just hand me light bits Because I've got a back And he said We've all got a back Oh come on Not this again And It was It was taking up Quite a lot of room In the hallway And this was Tuesday Morning My friend was going to help me I asked him to help me And And I sort of paid him to To do it

To be fair He didn't ask for any money But it's It's a big job It was quite a big Big thing And And then someone else Er Last night Wednesday night Wednesday night Yeah Actually came and He put it up So I paid Gave him some money And He actually put the thing up He had to help Because you can't do it one handed Because Not one handed You can't do it one person Because Yeah people have to Hold the stuff together While you hammer in And Not while you're hammering But while you hammer in

The nails Or I suppose While you're hammering And the At one point There was Three people doing it While I was watching And It got done So in the end It got done And Wednesday night It took a couple of hours Because the Yeah it just Took a couple of hours To get it all done And then I had to go to sleep I was just knackered By the whole thing And My soundproofing phone That I've got My friend gave me some glue So I thought I'll try that out Start putting some on Doesn't work

Falls right off the wood Doesn't attach to the wood Attached fine To my wall In the living room Ain't attaching to the wood Inside of this So I don't know I might Have to look again Some of that Is it no nails?

You know Stuff that just glues Anything to anything So I might look again Some of that But I can't believe it It's like So I'm talking In the shed But there's no soundproofing Once it's soundproofing It should be Sound a lot You know I suppose Technically It should be Just No sound at all Apart from When I talk And the dials On the Microphone Let me show you There are One Two Three Four Five Six There's six dials On the mic When I don't say anything It goes to about Half of one And then when

I talk It goes to about Three Maybe touching four Now before When I do this In the living room Or in the bedroom It would normally be At least Two Without me even talking So it's I would say It's definitely Reduced Background sounds Which Hopefully Will Increase the quality Of the sound But that will Increase Well that will become better Because Once I've got the soundproofing in I've already bought all the soundproofing Which I bought Earlier in the year And I put that on the walls In the living room So now I'm taking it off

the walls In the living room And have to redecorate the wall In the living room Because it's just got all these Black marks Of fur It's a very Furry wall And Eventually I'll have Within the next week I'll probably I can't afford to buy Any glue Proper glue Until next Wednesday And then I'll put up The soundproofing Which I'm hoping should Really make a difference Yeah I hope so I think it's I'm quite pleased But it's a case of just seeing And It's up now It's not going anywhere And I'm not taking it down Although

Taking it down Would be a lot easier Than putting it up I could just rip it apart With my hands probably To be fair It's not It's It's It's not It's It's It's Yeah It's not You wouldn't want to live in it Although it definitely Would give you shelter You know I'd rather be in this Than be outside When it's raining Although it'd be nice Oh I almost wish I could have it outside So I could just hear The sound of the rain Because this would be Quite nice Quite a nice Little space to relax

in You know To just Lay back And just chill out Or meditate Or something like that But I think I'd need to Add some lights So maybe some lights Around the ceiling Just to make it A little bit bright Well There's no light at all But the light from the bedroom Is shining in through the door The door basically Looks like it's just Floating there From the outside It looks really Like secure But from the inside It looks It does honestly It looks like it's just floating Like some kind of Illusion David Copperfield It's a

David Copperfield shed Maybe I should call it David Copperfield You all know what I mean David Copperfield That's the name of the shed now The magician Or Or Paul Daniels I'm going to call it Paul Daniels No, it doesn't make sense Does it?

Right So I'm going to go Thank you very much For listening I'll speak to you Next time And please remember To be kind To yourself Because You Deserve To be happy Lots of love Bye