#180 Let me bore you to sleep - Jason Newland (26th July 2019)

Hello, welcome to Let Me Bore You To Sleep. My name is Jason Newland. Please only listen to this when you can safely close your eyes.

So if you're in a circus and you're on a tightrope walk, then maybe don't listen until you're safely at the other end of that particular journey. Now, just to remind you, I have other podcasts. I've actually got 45 podcasts now and I've found some old stuff from the past.

It's not going to be from the future, is it? But yeah, I've got some old stuff and so I stuck it on my Spreaker podcast. So that's the only place, well it's not the only place, it's the home of my podcasts, is Spreaker. Just go to Spreaker.com and just put my name in and you'll find me very easily.

I'm also available on lots of different podcast hosts like Spotify, Apple, iTunes, I don't know, lots of different ones. Google, Google Podcasts. I was going to say too many to mention but it's more cases to mention to be asked with mentioning or too many to remember.

There's a few, there's quite a few different podcasts. Basically, any podcast host or podcast directory should have me on there, pretty much. So I've got quite a few new podcasts.

One is called HypnoChats, which I did a few years back. I think there's about 20 of those. I've got Healing Words, that's one, another one I did.

And I can't remember the others. But I've got other sleep podcasts. One is Deep Sleep Whisper Hypnosis, which is my most popular podcast.

And I've got Sleep Hypnosis Weekly, that's another popular podcast. And this one, of course, and then what other ones? Oh yeah, Anxiety. So Hypnosis Relaxation for Anxiety, Stress, and Panic Attacks.

That's another one that's become popular. Plus 40 others. So it's quite a few.

So it's been really, I'm going to talk about the weather, it's been hot. And I kind of, at one point earlier, I felt like I'd wrung myself out. You know, you get a wet flannel, and you wring it out, and it just, all the water comes out.

That's what I felt like, all this just perspiration. And at one point, I was sitting in my chair, I had my t-shirt off, and I'm just like reclined. I was watching telly.

And I had this little glissle, this little like shining thing on my body, and I looked down. And in my chest, in the middle of my chest, there's like a little, because I'm so muscular, because my bosoms are so firm and perky, there's like a middle bit, which is like a little dent, I suppose, a little dent bit. And there's like a little puddle there, like a little miniature swimming pool, where the sweat had been like collecting.

Very strange. And I kind of moved, and it sort of started to drip down. But I could, you know, I kind of, why was it not going all the way down? But then it's my belly, and I guess the droplets of sweat didn't have any mountaineering gear to help it, you know, climb my belly.

So I wasn't able to collect and congregate. So I probably said, let's all meet in the belly button. But I didn't get a chance.

I'm having a nice little rest in the peak, the peak district, the belly button. I've got a nice belly button, actually. The thing is, you know what people say, is in an outie or an innie.

If you've got a belly on you, every belly button's an innie. There are no outie belly buttons if you've got a beer belly, which I've got. Andre's asleep.

It's really weird. And I don't quite know what's going on with him. But I know he's getting overheated.

And he's now in the bedroom, sleeping inside a carrier bag, which seems like a weird place to sleep. He loves sleeping in bags. He loves bags.

But I wouldn't have thought it would be particularly cool inside a carrier bag, but maybe it is. He knows what he wants. He doesn't do anything he doesn't like.

So if it wasn't comfortable, he'd move. He's not, you know, he won't do anything unless he wants to do it. So what I've been doing, because he's been, what he does is, when he's hot, he lays flat on the ground.

I guess he's kind of trying to, because the ground, you know, on the carpet is probably a lot cooler than it is elsewhere, maybe. So what I've been doing is, I've got his little brush that I use to brush him through. The brush is coat.

And I've been putting the brush under the cold tap and then just brushing through, basically sort of trying to cover his whole body just to cool him down. But he doesn't like water. He's got an aversion to any kind of cleanliness.

Just, he's allergic to washing and water for some reason. But what's weird is when we go out, he'll do absolutely everything to avoid walking through a puddle. So he just won't, he won't do it.

But he's got no, no problem if it rains. He will happily walk through the rain and get completely drenched. He does not care.

And he will still avoid all the puddles. It's weird. He's such a weirdo.

I don't know why. I remember once, it was 1995. I was walking.

It was a fair distance actually, but it was, it was summer. Probably July, maybe August, maybe June, you know, those kind of months. It's very hot.

It was raining, but it wasn't like normal rain. It was full on rain. You know, you walk, you know, it's the kind of rain that if you went out to put your rubbish out, and you went outside for, you know, 20 seconds, you'd come back and you were drenched.

That kind of, and I was walking to the shops and I was in a bit of a mood and I was just walking it off. And I was absolutely drenched. I just had a t-shirt on and probably some jeans and stuff.

And it felt really nice, like really, really felt nice. And, you know, those are the days when I looked okay in a wet t-shirt, because I was very, very slim. And I suppose muscular, you know, just like a standard 25 year old or 24 year old person, you know, just didn't have really any fat on me.

I was just, I'm not saying that I looked especially amazing and I don't think I'd have won any awards. I might have done, you know, if there's some such a thing as a walking in the rain trophy, then I might have won that. But I remember I was walking down there and I just recollect because an ex-girlfriend was also walking, but she was walking the other way.

And I guess it was raining so hard, we couldn't really see in front of each other for too far. So neither of us had time to cross the road to avoid each other. And I remember just standing there talking to her, a bit awkward, you know, and she was going, and, you know, it was afterwards, you know, a reflection, maybe, maybe we had communication issues, I don't know.

But we, I remember just standing there being absolutely soaked. And it felt nice until I saw her. Because, you know, I was sort of in my own little world, really.

And I was brought back to, to reality. I just remember that feeling of the rain, just hitting my scalp and my face and my body. And it's like a big kind of massage, just massaging my body.

And it's, oh, it's lovely. My t-shirt was clinging to, well, just clinging to my body. It was all right.

Thing is, in those days, I was embarrassed about being so slim. I mean, the idea of being slim like that, I still wouldn't want to be that slim again, to be fair. But I think I quite like to maybe be halfway in between that and here.

You know, maybe. So instead of being, I don't know, 15 stone, maybe get down to 13. I was thinking earlier, actually, when I was walking Andre, I'd probably be okay.

It's not really a weight issue with me. It's more a distribution of the, you know, all the huge amount of muscle that I have. If I had less muscle in my stomach and kind of managed to sort of spread it, maybe to my boobies and my shoulders, my back and, I don't know, my thighs and my calves and my knuckles and, you know, just basically just spread the muscle out.

Maybe my ears could be a little bit bigger. Wouldn't matter. So just a little bit.

Maybe my forehead could be a little bit more, you know, not like an ape, but just a little bit like a, like cavemen. They show cavemen, Neanderthal cavemen as having really big foreheads. But isn't that a sign of a big brain? I mean, you know, when I say big forehead, I'm not talking elephant man, but but isn't that a sign of a big brain? And apparently, I don't know.

I think this is true. I studied this. Obviously, all men and women are going to have different size everything.

No, no one's the same. And, you know, but in a generalization, it always used to be thought that because men had bigger heads than women, generally, that men had larger brains. Well, actually, it's not the case.

It's just that women's brains are closer to the skull. The same size brains, but men have got more liquid between the brain and the skull. And women have got less gap for manoeuvre.

Not manoeuvre, that's wrong. We're talking about driving now, parallel parking. No, but so they've got the same brain, not the same brain, the same size brain as men.

But there's just less room. It's more cozy, more compact. But men's is just more the same size.

Less of it is used, clearly, I would say. Yeah. Controversial.

I'd say probably women's brains are more active. I'd say that more, perhaps men are more like, very developed in like certain parts of the brain. Yet women develop more of the brain, more different parts of the brain.

You know, speech and emotions and ability to express emotions, ability to communicate and, you know, those generalizations. And men, I don't know. It's really hard.

I'm not big on generalizations as such. But they are handy, especially with, if you want to annoy people and be prejudiced. Generalizations are great for that.

But also, if we never generalize, then, I don't know, there'd be no studies, there'd be no theories about anything, would there really? It's like, everybody is completely different. That's it. It's like, oh, but we want to kind of know that, you know, it's, I think most studies, especially psychological studies, it doesn't take, it doesn't take a three-year research study or a book called Men are from Mars and Women are from Egypt, or whatever that was, and book to know that men and women are different.

But then women and women are different. Men and men are different. I mean, Andre, he's got a lot of traits probably of any other ferret, but he does some stuff that I'm pretty sure that no ferret in the world does.

And that's probably partly because of me. But he does some weird stuff. And people are different.

I think what it is, is, that's my squeaky chair. From my observations, it seems that some people kind of want to take on a persona of their surroundings, take on mannerisms and speech, you know, ways of speaking and so on, to the point where everything's kind of set to automatic. So it's very little to do.

And I suppose if you're able to learn all that stuff, how to behave in a certain way, how to act boyish, and how to be interested in the same things other people are interested in, and how to have conversations about something that everyone's decided they're going to be interested in, and, you know, in that particular area where you live. So let's say if you live in a town where there's a particular football club, and it's sort of standard to be, or rugby club, or golf club, or ping pong club, or scrabble club, whatever it might be, to be, you know, really, I suppose I would say pretend to be interested, but I suppose it's not pretend if that's what you've learned to do, is it?

Because we believe what we're taught to believe. So when does that stop? So someone being excited about, I don't know, a particular sport, because that's what they were brought up to be excited about.

They were around people that were excited by that thing. And they learned to laugh at certain things that other people laughed at. They learned to like the same things that other people liked, maybe their parents, siblings, uncles, aunts, friends at school.

So when does that, when do we become individuals? When do we get to the stage, how can we, how do people manage to free themselves from it? When they probably don't want to free themselves from it because they've learned to love it, and therefore they love it, but it wasn't a choice. I mean, no child was born with a favorite football team wearing a scarf for their team. You know, it's something that they've been taught to like.

Especially in England, very, like the most popular sport in the country is football. And I think that's in America, you'd call it soccer. Although the real term is football.

And it's quite weird because in America, what you call football, you know, where they wear the big helmets and the big shoulder pads, and they almost look like members of dynasty, running around and they're huge men. Although I think they are, I don't know. Once they take all that protective gear off, they might be 120 pounds, I don't know.

But they look big. And they play for about 30 seconds, and then the whistle goes. And then about 10 adverts go on and then they come back and then they play for another 15 seconds.

So we don't have a sport like that in England. Everything here is kind of, you know, football matches, they show the whole thing, you know, they show adverts during the half time. So 45 minutes of continuous play, regardless of what channel it's on, whether it's commercial or, you know, BBC.

And in America, maybe in Canada as well, I'm not sure. But in America, they call it football. But in England, we call it American football.

And it's very popular here as well. There's, I got, I know someone that's a proper fan of American football, really, absolutely loves it. And in the 90s, I think it was the 90s, it was brought over here.

And England started having teams of American football. And we still call it American football, because it's not football. Because football is like the round ball and you kick it around.

And but it's just one of those differences, isn't it in between countries? I mean, mind you, we're becoming very closer to America, England, America. I mean, now we've got Boris Johnson as a Prime Minister. There's, you know, we've got our own charismatic leader, who's controversial, let's say.

It's funny, but it's controversial. Not everybody is a big fan of his. But he is very, very, he's the most famous politician in the country, long before he became Prime Minister.

And so we kind of got that, it's like a populist, a popular Prime Minister. It's the first popular Prime Minister we've had since Tony Blair. He was really popular before he became the Prime Minister.

You know, he used to have these, not rallies, not in the same way as in America. And but I remember before Tony Blair became the Prime Minister, he had the like concerts and it was like, and there was a singer saying, things will only get better, get better, better, better, something like that. And it was like a really big deal and really, it's full of energy and new labour and we're going to change everything.

Yeah, I didn't realise he was going to spend so much of his time on his knees in front of Bush. But never mind, we've got, we've got a new one now. We've got, does anyone remember, what was it called? Not Terror Cats, was it Terror Cats? I'll think about it.

Oh, Zelda. Zelda? I'm sure there was like a puppet and it might have been like Thunderbirds, but it wasn't Thunderbirds. It was Terrorhawks or something like that, or Thunderbirds.

No, did I just say it wasn't Thunderbirds? But there was, I'm sure it was a lady called Terra. Maybe it was Terrorbirds. No, Terra something.

But there was a lady called Zelda. And our previous Prime Minister just reminded me of her. What other Prime Ministers do we have? Yeah, we had Gordon Brann.

Gordon Brann. He was, basically he was a Chancellor. I think he was, yeah, he was Chancellor before Blair, while Blair was the Prime Minister.

But I suppose, you know, I mean, Blair bent over backwards to please President Bush. He really did everything he could. He did, he did a lot to help him.

And Gordon Brown, silently, without anyone kind of really noticing, because he's Scottish, what he did is he, he kind of got lots of really good things for Scotland. Like, you know, just, and he became Prime Minister as well for a little while. So in Scotland, and for my Scottish listeners, I love you, baby.

Because what you've got, I think we should all have. I think it would be, it's a brilliant thing that you've got it. And everyone in the UK should have this.

But there's no prescription charges in Scotland. And they don't have tuition fees. Unless that's changed.

But coming out of being, you know, a student or previous student, with, I think I've got £26,000 debt. And my student thing is going up by about £60 to £80 a month, every month. So by the time I'm, well, just imagine it's going up £1,000 a year.

So it's, it'd be nice not to have had that. And free prescriptions. What an amazing thing.

I mean, I do, I do get them free, so I can't complain. And, you know, I've kind of think of other people. And it's kind of weird, because I was quite fortunate, because when I finished my degree, I was only paying, not paying, I didn't pay it, but I was being charged £3,000 a year tuition fees.

Plus I had a maintenance loan and everything like that on top. But £3,000 a year. The year after I finished, the tuition fees went up to £9,000 a year.

Which meant I would have had, what does that work out? Six, three, six, nine. So it's six, twelve, eighteen, plus twenty-six. So it's twenty-six, thirty-six, forty-six, forty-four.

£44,000 worth of debt I'd have. So that'd probably be £150 a month interest added on every month, if I'd have had the £9,000 debt a year. So yeah, I was lucky to avoid that, but I'd be even luckier if I'd been born in Scotland.

Apart from the fact that it's a beautiful place to live. Plus it's cooler as well. I've got a friend who's in Scotland at the moment, and he didn't get the heat that we've had.

And I was like, oh, so jealous. It's so good, so nice to just have some coolness. Although it was breezy at one point, like this evening.

I took Andre for a walk about eight o'clock this evening, and I was walking through the park, and I just got this gust of wind, and I just stood there, and I just thought it was beautiful. It was just, you know, that's why I need to slim down. I'm not even particularly bothered about my health really as much as I want to be able to take my t-shirt off.

I don't want to walk around, you know, say I'll have a bikini top on or something, but I'd just like to be able to, it would've been lovely just to feel that breeze against my belly button, just clear out some of the dust and stuff. That would've been lovely. So I had to make do with just my face, but that was nice really.

So I'm going to start doing sit-ups. Over the last few weeks, I've been doing weights, and I go through little periods when I'll perhaps, I'll watch a TV program on telly, like a film. I watched a film called Brotherhood, and that was on about 11 o'clock.

Actually, I started watching it at 12, because I took Andre for a walk later on with my friend. And so I watched Brotherhood, and it was on for about two hours. It was quite a long film, and every advert, I'd go into my bedroom, I'd do some weights.

I'd like to do some, just some biceps, some push-up, you know, sort of my shoulders and some stuff on my back. But it was nice. It just felt quite nice to have done a bit of weights, and I also got my punch bag, so I'm on that every day.

So I'm feeling like I can, like, tense my muscles and a little bit more muscular. Just, it feels a bit nicer, you know? But it's my stomach, that's just, that's the thing. I think the rest of me, I can't see the back of me, so I've got no idea.

And I've said this before, I might, I might have a really big fat back. I don't know. Maybe that's it.

The rest of me, the front of me looks all right, but I might just have this, just, I might have a beer belly on my back. I don't, you know, like a, instead of a hunched back, a hunched lower back. So I might be walking around, and people think that I'm walking backwards, or walking forwards, or yeah, I don't know.

So I might have a really big bum, but I don't know. That might be why the chair keeps squeaking. It's just like, it's sighing.

It's gone, ouch, ouch, please get off. What's this elephant doing on the chair again? But I don't know, because I can't see my bum. I can't see it.

I don't know. I don't know if, I do know it's there, obviously. I don't know if it's still there, but it is, because I use it.

But I don't, I don't know if it's huge. I might have a massive bum. Wow.

I might walk down the street, and it might just be wobbling. And I don't even know about it. Not that it matters.

I mean, I don't think it's, yeah, it doesn't, that doesn't really matter, but I kind of like to know. It's like, you know, I think if I was going to go into town, I'd like to know if I had a bogey hanging out of my nose. You know, it'd be just nice to know, so I can, once I know it's there, I can decide whether to get rid of it or leave it there.

You know, it depends if, depends. I might be about to go on to a first date or blind date with someone, and so I might just tuck it back inside, you know. So if I, if they turn up, I don't like him, I can just breathe out through me, you know, breathe out through my nostril and get the bogey, like, sticking out again.

That's one way to ruin the date, I don't know. It's pretty bit childish, really. Oh, here's another thing.

You know, the Open University, the Open University is very old. I think it's been going since the 70s, maybe earlier, and it's an, it used to be a, what's the right term? It's online now, but it used to be, you'd do it by post. So you'd, you'd get the, the books, the coursework, textbooks, all by post, and then you'd send in your essays by post.

You know, it'd all be done by post. And maybe on the telephone as well. But, you know, in recent years, it's online.

Now, there was a time when the courses were really, really cheap. Really cheap. And doing a degree was free.

You could do an Open University degree 20 years ago, and it was free. It didn't cost anything at all. And then, you know, now you, you know, you can get student loans to cover the cost, but you still got to pay it back.

And even now, it's a lot cheaper than the nine grand that it would cost if you went to university. But it should be cheaper because it's done online. And it's, it doesn't, you know, it can't cost that much per student to run an online course compared to a university.

Like, you know, but the courses are still quite a lot of money though. It's still going to cost you maybe four grand a year if you do a couple of modules. So it's still, you know, still a fair bit of money.

But the courses, let's say you got a course and it's £1,800, which was, I was going to do a course on mental health. I was quite interested in doing a master's degree in mental health because it's a subject that's close to my mind, no pun intended. And I just, I looked into it and one of the courses, I think it was 60 points or it might be 30 credits or 60, but it was £1,800 or £2,400, something like that.

If you were in England, if you were overseas, it's even more. Why? I've got no idea. It's online.

It shouldn't make any difference where you live. What difference does it make? But it's, I think it's a government thing. They like to make more money out of foreign students.

Yeah. Doesn't really make sense to me because if a foreign student comes to live in the country to study, why charge them more when actually they're going to be spending money when they're here? There's a lot of noise outside. What's that about? Surely they wouldn't be having music blaring out at six o'clock in the morning.

I'll have to have a little look out there. It might just be someone getting into their car. It's quite weird.

Even though I'm awake, I still want to go out and complain. How dare you have your music playing at six o'clock in the morning? You know, I'm trying to get ready to go to bed in a minute. So yeah, anyway, the Open University, this course was actually half the price if you live in Scotland.

Half the price. It's like, what? It doesn't even make sense. Why? It's like, eh? I don't want it to complain.

I want it to just, like what? Why should it be cheaper? Why should it matter where you live in the world? It's an online course. It shouldn't matter if you live in Canada or Timbuktu. And there is such a place, apparently, as Canada.

It really is. How many bears live in Canada? I've never seen a bear. Not a proper bear.

I've seen a bear, but, you know, in a zoo. But it wasn't nice, because bears are supposed to be wild. I mean, they're big, big animals.

Big, huge animals. And you see a bear in a zoo, it's like just crouching down, just looking up at you like, bleh. Saying that, I wouldn't want to see a bear.

Imagine camping and having a tin of beans. I don't want to see a bear. When I was in Bulgaria, we were told that there's bears, and there's a lot of bears in Bulgaria.

And we'd be on the snow lift, or the ski lift, and it creaked, creaked worse, worse than my big, black, squeaky chair. And it was so quiet. And all you'd hear is, like that.

I was like, hmm, I hope we survive this. You know, I don't really want to ski that badly. Although I wasn't skiing, I was snowboarding.

I used the term very, very loosely. I was pretending to snowboard, when in fact, what I was really doing was falling over and traveling down a mountain on my face. So that was a very strange experience.

The best part of being in Bulgaria was being in a hotel, while the friends that I was on holiday with, were on the mountain. And I could spend the whole day without them. Gives you an idea of my character.

I preferred it. I spent time with the staff, with the waitresses, the bar staff, just chilling out, having a few drinks, watching telly. And I'd have preferred just to visit the surrounding towns and just get to see what it was like to live there.

No interest in skiing. Just why? If I lived, on a mountain, and the best way to travel, the safest way to travel, was by attaching a tennis racket to my feet, then, you know, I'd probably do it. But, I don't live on a mountain.

It rarely snows where I live. In fact, last year, I don't think I saw any snow. Or last winter.

So yeah, I don't know, just, no tuition fees would be really good. I'd like to do a master's. I'd like to do a, I'd like to be a doctor of hypnosis.

That'd be groovy. But, I would say in some ways, I'm probably, I don't know, quite a high level of, kind of a high level of understanding of hypnosis. The history, the various techniques, although I don't necessarily use a lot of them.

I kind of got my own way of doing things. But, I'd say I kind of understand the subject quite deeply. And I'm able to see the connection hypnosis has to, you know, the self-help generation, the motivational speakers, various psychotherapies, counseling.

You know, just, it's endless, really. Meditations, there's so many strands that have a connection to hypnosis. I saw something very interesting yesterday.

I watched a documentary. And Mr. Nobel, the man who created the Nobel Prize, and it's one of the most prestigious, prestigious prizes in the world. You know, you've got the Nobel Prize for various different things, literature, and I think science, but definitely the peace, the Nobel Peace Prize, which is the biggest one.

Unless, of course, you write books, and I suppose the literature one is the biggest one. But the Nobel Peace Prize is very famous. The Nobel Peace Prize.

Nobel. The man who created dynamite. The Nobel Peace Prize.

The Nobel Peace Prize, named after the man who invented dynamite. The precursor to everything that came afterwards. That's a very vague statement, isn't it? What was it? Oh, it's a precursor.

Precursor to what? Everything that came afterwards. Oh, it makes sense. Yes, it's meaningless.

So yeah, I've made a couple of recordings today. I did a deep sleep whisper recording. I think I did two yesterday.

I did a let me boy to sleep and a deep sleep whisper. And today I have done a deep sleep whisper. I've done a sleep hypnosis weekly.

And now I have done this. Let me boy to sleep number 100. I think it might be 180.

Not 100% sure. I'm 180% sure. I don't know.

I think it's 180. Which is pretty groovy. I should do something extra special for the 200th episode.

I don't know what though. So only 20 away. So that'll be potentially next month sometime.

What would you like me to do for the 200th episode? I suppose I could do a live podcast, a live recording. Maybe you could do on YouTube or Facebook or, I don't know, Andre. Sorry about that.

Andre's still in the other room. So yeah, it's things are groovy as always. Oh, it's groovy, groovy, groovy, groovy, groovy, groovy.

And for some reason, the nail, a toenail on my right big toe has grown quicker than the toenail on my left big toe. And I don't understand why that is because all the other toenails is kind of the same length as each other. And I don't recollect when I did cut my toenails.

I don't recollect there being any significant difference in each particular length. Because I'm not an expert toenail clipper and I don't measure my toenails when I'm in the bathroom. That's not what the tape measures for.

So as far as I'm concerned, they were the same length. Yet the right toenail on the right big toe is more expansive than the left big toe toenail. And it's not to a point of being problematic or even conversation worthy really.

Although it's always good to have something to talk about, you know, if I ever have to have another job interview in the future. But the one is, it's just grown faster. And I don't understand why.

I quite like my big toes. Although they are big. They're very different.

I think the right one seems to have more movement than the left one. I suppose it could be. I mean you could be right handed and left handed.

Maybe I'm right right toed. Not so much right footed. But I just, my big toe is more on right big toed instead of left big toed.

Doesn't seem to be a lot of difference with the other toes. Yeah, I think I'm probably right right toed for all of them. Apart from one toe on my left foot.

The one next to the big toe. Maybe it's kind of equal. I look at the toes and they just look strange.

Even though they're just toes. They're a bit wonky. It's a bit like, you know, when you look at a word.

You write down something and the word just doesn't look right. Even though you've spelt it right. It's correct.

And you've spelt that word, yeah, thousands of times before. And for some reason it just doesn't look right. That's what I'm getting with my toes.

I've seen, well I've seen, well I probably have seen them thousands of times. I don't spend huge amounts of time just looking at them. It's not a subject of too much interest, personally.

But they just look a bit look a bit wonky. The right toes. There's quite a gap between the right, the big toe and the next toe.

There's a big old gap. A bit like, you know, Spock. When he does his, uh, Be Peaceful and Prosper.

Whatever, you know, with his hands. And he, also I think, uh, Mork from Mork and Mindy. He went out and he had his hands.

It's a bit like that. Like naturally there's a little gap. Mind the gap.

Mind the toes. Now you can't tell me that was anything but boring. So I'm gonna go, hopefully you've been bored to sleep.

And I'll speak to you next time. Lots of love. Bye-bye.