#90 Let me bore you to sleep - Jason Newland (5th February 2019)

Hello and welcome to let me bore you to sleep. Number 90 I think. Wow, what a waste of time.

90. I've done 90 of these. Or would have done.

Oh, that's my squeaky chair. Andre's here. He's just run into his bag.

I think it's a case of he can't hear me quite as well when he's in his bag. I'm sure you heard something. You said something like, I don't need to fall asleep that badly to have to listen to you drivel on.

Which is rude. Very rude. Only listen to this when you can safely close your eyes.

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Although you won't be watching it with your eyes closed. But it's just a picture. It's not a picture, but it's a video of a candle flickering.

I actually spent, what did I spend? About an hour and 19 minutes filming that candle. And I just cut the video down to size to suit whatever the size of the audio recording is. So yeah, it's giving you a little bit of the behind the curtain scenes of the magic that occurs.

The magic of technology and candles. So the idea of this recording and all the other let me bore you to sleep recordings is that I talk to you in a way really. I'm just talking at you.

And the idea is that your mind starts to switch off and drift and you fall into a nice beautiful sleep. Through complete boredom of listening to me. And the good thing about this is I can repeat what I've already said before.

Because that's all part of being a really good boring person is to tell the same stories. So I could actually tell you word for word exactly what I said. Should I use the word verbatim? I could verbatim.

So that would have like, I wouldn't have had to say the word for word or exactly what I said. Just say verbatim. It's a shortcut, isn't it? Anyway, I could just regurgitate or what if I just upload the same session every day, but just with a different date, you know, call it 91.

So I could upload today's recording as 91. And the the 7th of or the 6th of February 2019. I could do that.

I've been quite bored myself today. I do waste, not waste, but I spend and have spent many hours working on my website over the years. I probably spent more time doing that than anything else, really, I suppose, over the last 13 years.

Well, actually, I've been working on websites since 2000. So it's, what's that? 18, 19 years, 18 years. No, 19 years, including, is it 18 years? I always get confused with this.

So 2000 is that classed as a year, isn't it? 2001. So 2000, that's one. 2001, that's two.

That's where it gets confusing. Because I start, because I think of it as 2001 being one, but then 2000 is also one, isn't it? Because I spent the year doing it then. Realistically, probably the end of 99.

So the last decade. And so 2000, year 2000 was the first year I was involved in websites, designing, or building. I'm going to say building because my design technique was never going to win me any awards.

It was more just learning how to do it. I don't know even why I got so interested in it. I don't really, don't really understand what happened there.

It was 1999. So 2000 is the first official year. I say official, it wasn't official at all.

There was no kind of ceremony starting the process. You know, so it wasn't like documented legally in any way. So 2000 was the first year that I was learning to make websites.

2001 was the second year. So that's two years. 2002, so that'd be the third year.

2002 is the third year. I'm counting on my fingers because I always find it's easier than my toes. I can just, I've got more flexibility with my fingers.

My toes just kind of, they're very stubborn. They kind of just want to do their own thing, you know? My fingers are really, I don't know, I find that my hand's quite obedient. For the only part of my entire body that actually has just given into my dominance and just does whatever I say.

But my feet and my toes are very much, you know, we're free. We do what we want. You can't tell us what to do.

You can ask us. You can ask us. It's fine.

Ask away. But don't come in with that attitude of being in charge. You're not in charge of a sponge cake.

That's their favorite saying, my toes, telling me that I'm not in charge of a sponge cake. What does that even mean? So 2000, 2001, 2002, so that's three years. 2003 is four years.

2004 is five years. So that's the first hand done. 2005 is six years.

2006 is seven years. 2007 is eight years. 2008 is nine years.

2009 is 10 years. 2010 is 11 years. 2011 is 12 years.

2012 is 13 years. 2013 is 14 years. 2014 is 15 years.

2015 is 16 years. 2017, no, 2016 is 17 years. 2017 is 18 years.

2018 is 19 years. So yeah, if we consider 2018, so it's been 19 years since I first started to learn how to build websites from the core. I don't mean I drew to the center of the earth.

I mean, from the core of learning the HTML, where actually at the time, at the time, it was just called HTM. And then they added the L. And I don't know why. And I think they started adding like X and XL and things like that added to it.

But yeah, up until 2000, and probably five, I was still building my own websites. And then I just started using online website builders because it was easier. And now I kind of never want to build or have anything to do with websites ever again.

I just can't be bothered now. Because it's the amount of time I've spent on them, promoting them, building them, design them, rebuilding them, redesigning and all that stuff. But yeah, I'm not going to do it anymore.

I'm going to let that go. Just focus on what I do, which is this stuff. Although yesterday, I say yesterday, actually, it was today, it was early this morning, I made a recording for lower back, or for chronic pain, but it was for lower back.

And I was quite pleased with it. But it's something that I don't quite understand. Psychologically, I do understand it.

It's like the sleep sessions are my most popular things I do. Maybe it is because I'm truly the most boring person that ever existed. And you're just lucky enough to hear my interesting stories.

And therefore, I've found my niche, as it were, I found a way to, I don't know, contribute to the world in, you know, a potentially useful way by just talking. However, the deep sleep whisper, did you hear that? Just started scratching his scratch thing. He's really winding me up at the moment.

He's misbehaving, really misbehaving. Earlier on, I just went outside to put the bins out. And this week was the white plastic bags.

So it was the recycling stuff has to go out this week. Next week, it will be the black bin bags. And it's every other week.

So they alternate. And before, I don't know how long ago, probably about six months, maybe longer, maybe a year now, used to be able to put the black bags out every week. Because a black bag contains all the dirty, pooey, you know, the stinky, rubbish, garbage, or whatever you want to call it.

But in the council's incredibly wise brain, they decided they'll only collect the black bin bags every two weeks. So they'll leave the garbage to ferment and to stink the place out for two weeks. So clever, clever little monkeys they are.

And last week, I put all the white bags out. I say white bags, they're kind of see-through recycling bags. And I put them all out.

But it was a wrong day. I actually thought it was recycle day last week. But it wasn't.

It was black bag day. So they still came in and took the black bags from out the back. But of course, they left the white bags in the front.

And I put the white, then I, I didn't put the clear bags back into the place where they shouldn't be anyway. They shouldn't really be in the thing downstairs because that's for the black bags. But like it's covered, it's a covered thing.

So I went in there and I put the, I put all the white bags back into the cupboard. That was in the evening. But this time, this time last week, no, it wasn't.

It was Wednesday evening last week. Now I just remember because someone, one of the neighbors asked me if I was all right. And I said, yeah.

But I wasn't really enjoying the process. And a little bit like today, it's like, I think, am I the only one living here? I'm the only one that's putting the white bags out the front. I know I'm having a moan now, but I don't mind.

I'm allowed to moan. Do what I want. When I want, put it where I want, how I want.

So it's, so I did that. So I pull the bags out. So hopefully they'll take them.

And then I go into the cupboard and it's even got all this carpet in there. Where did this stupid carpet come from? And the cupboard downstairs is just for the black bags. That's it for the rubbish.

So I moved the stuff out and chucked it in another part of the garden. I did do that, of course, if the council is listening to this. It weren't me.

It was the aliens that abducted me and they sent down a clone of myself with the sole purpose of cleaning and sorting out the dustbin cupboard. They spent thousands of years creating me and traveling across the galaxies just for that one purpose. Does Wendy's still exist? The reason I ask is for those that live in America, and I've probably woken you up now, and you think, oh, I was having a nice sleep.

And now, oh, you woke me up by talking about Wendy's. See, these recordings aren't just about falling asleep. It's also about company.

It's about relaxation. It's about letting go of stress and anxiety and all that rubbish stuff and just relaxing for an hour or so, at the very least. And it can also allow you to just get bored and fall asleep.

It can also help you to sleep at other times. So if you're listening to this in the afternoon, because you've got a spare couple of hours and you're listening to it, then when you do go to bed tonight, maybe it's 10 o'clock, maybe it's half 10, maybe it's 11, maybe it's quarter past 11, maybe it's 12, I don't know. When it comes to that time, you'll just drift to sleep easy, naturally.

Just as I was talking there, my television started making a weird noise. I don't know why it does that. It doesn't do it when it's on.

I mean, switched on. But when I turn it off, probably 10, 15, 20 minutes later, it starts to make some weird noises, like cracking sounds. I don't know what that's about.

Because I turned it off at about eight o'clock this evening, and the time now is... Yeah, it's 48 minutes past eight. So it's been off for 48 minutes, pretty much. It might be 47 minutes, might be 46.

Because I did spend a few minutes looking on the, I don't know what you want to call it, the TV guide on a remote control, going through the TV guide to see what television programs were available to be viewed this evening. So my plan, my plan is when this recording is finished, I'm going to watch Superstore, which is on at, well, it was on at 8.30 on ITV1. No, ITV2.

But I'm going to watch it on ITV2 plus one, which means it'll be on at 9.30. So that's what I'm going to do. I'm going to watch it at 9.30 on ITV2 plus one. And I'm not sure what I'm going to do after that.

I haven't really planned that far ahead. But I know that I was watching EastEnders, which I haven't really watched until, I watched it last night, Monday, and it's on at eight o'clock in the evenings on Monday. But today is a Tuesday, and it's on at 7.30 till eight.

So I've watched it two times this week, and I haven't watched it for about a month previous, I guess, I suppose, Christmas time or, you know, yeah, that kind of time. So I don't know. I'm thinking of maybe I'm going to start watching it again.

I sort of seem to have caught up with it. It doesn't take much to catch up with a program that's been on for 30 odd years. It doesn't always move that quickly, to be honest.

It's, I can dip in and out of it. And I watched that tonight, finished at eight o'clock. And I don't know why, I don't know why, but I had a surge of, I don't know, I don't want to use the word energy, but maybe a little bit of energy to go and do some washing up, which is what I did.

Because I did some washing up, and then I put some stuff in to soak, and I'll wash that up probably in a couple of hours. And then I'll put a few more bits in to soak, and then I can wash that up maybe tomorrow. Once I'd finished washing up, I thought, well, we're going to finish washing up the ones, the bits that I'd sort of started on.

And it's mainly pans, mainly saucepans. Because I'd had boiled potatoes two days in a row. Not yesterday, but the two days previous to that, I'd had potatoes.

And I don't remember what else I had with them. But there was only a few potatoes left, so it was only, they were small, and I cut them up to make them even smaller. And I left the peel on them, and just boiled them.

And then I had some sweet corn, but it's frozen sweet corn. So when I have the frozen vegetables, I've got quite a few different ones in the freezer. I bring them to the boil, and then I take them off the boil.

I take them off the hob or the fob or the wob or whatever you want to call it, that circle of heat, and I put the hot bit on the top of the oven. I take it off completely and put it so it's cool, and just leave it like that until I'm ready to eat the food. Then I drain the water off, which is quite difficult with sweet corn because it's so little.

The bits are so little. But I think one of the problems with, you know, if you've got frozen sweet corn bits, but if you've got it in a tin or a can, you've got the juice that comes with it, and that's quite nice to have that juice in with your dinner, the sweet corn juice. But when I boil it, the frozen stuff doesn't really, it's not really the same.

And I think what I had, I think both days I had the same meal. I had a piece of, a piece, not a piece, a piece of fish. So fish, potatoes and sweet corn.

And I think I've still got two pieces of fish left, I think. I've got at least one piece, and it's very unlikely that they're going to sell packs of three. So I'm guessing it's probably four in a box.

I know I said pack just then, but box, pack, but it's in a box. I'm just going to have a little drink. That's nice.

So yeah, I don't know. So that's why I had the saucepans. One of them, or was it two of them, I had water soaking the saucepan.

Because I'm not one of these people that leaves stuff to get, and then expects myself or someone else to clean a saucepan that's rock hard with food stuck to it. Yeah, saucepans need to be soaked. Sometimes for a day, depending on how coked they are.

Coaked? Coated. Coated they are with food. I'm not an expert on saucepans and the etiquette behind cleaning saucepans.

However, I did used to work in kitchens. I worked in catering for quite a few years on and off. So I've worked in a lot of kitchens and quite often as a washer-upper or a kitchen porter.

See, being a kitchen porter is okay with part of the job, I always found. I liked the plates. I quite liked the spraying off of the food and putting everything into a dishwasher or like a plate washer.

So I quite liked that and then rinsing it, you know, having it as a rinser. So I think, I wonder, because I had this job when I was probably 13 possibly and I had this job in a restaurant as, we didn't call it kitchen porters back then, it was just a washer-upper and that's what I did, a dishwasher. And used to, it's basically just the plates and the cutlery and getting them ready for new servings, you know.

So as you went into the restaurant, because there was two doors, I think there was two doors, one that went in and one that went out, that would make sense unless there was just one door. But I think there was two, one that went in and one that went out. So people that were holding food could walk through and not get the food knocked out of their hands, which is, you know, a good place to start really.

And so as you went into the plate, I mean, this wasn't the only entrance into the kitchen, but this is an entrance. And as you walked into the kitchen, basically straight ahead was where the dishwasher section was, because that's where the waiters used to, or waitresses as well, used to put the dirty plates, you know, the plates that were from the customers that had finished eating. I want to say dirty, I don't mean dirty, dirty, but they, so for example, I'll give you an example.

So someone might have, say they had a roast dinner and the person might be sitting in the corner of the restaurant, just, you know, no particular reason why they're there, but they might be there with a friend and they might not have seen that friend for quite some time. And they're just maybe catching up on what's happened recently with each other. And because they haven't seen each other for so long, they start to realize that they've got nothing in common anymore.

So they revert back to talking about the past things, you know, what they did together when they sort of were in the same area and they spent time with each other and they managed to reconnect through reliving the past. So it's kind of a, no longer really a friendship, but a nostalgic meeting. And so they're there talking about chucking sponges at penguins or whatever they used to get up to.

And one of them maybe was called Tom and the other might be called Derek. And Derek says, how are your potatoes, Tom? And Tom says, yeah, potatoes are nice, but you know what I like most of all? And Derek says, I don't know, Tom, what is it that you like most of all, Tom? And Tom says, I like Yorkshire puddings the best, Derek. And Derek said, Oh, do you, Tom? Well, to be honest, Tom, I also like Yorkshire puddings as well, but they're not my favorite.

And Tom looked at Derek and he said, questioningly, questioningly. So Derek, if Yorkshire puddings aren't your favorite, then what are? And he said, well, roast potatoes are my favorite. Oh, Derek said, then Tom said, do you remember those penguins? Derek said, yeah.

And he gave out a big hefty whore of a laugh, big whore of a laugh he gave out. And they both cuddled each other. Derek nibbled on Tom's left earlobe and they just chatted about the penguins and the times they used to have whilst at school, doing geography lessons.

And it's as if the food just ate itself. They were talking so much and laughing and giggling, taking turns to hide under the table. You know, just general adult things that we all do.

And they realized that they'd come to the end of the food and that the plates were not empty because there was still, still a little bit of leftovers, bit of debris, you know, bit of a, I don't know what the right word is. What's the correct, the correct term for just a bit of stuff was still on there. Because I remember sometimes I'd pick up a plate, because I'd be in the kitchen.

I'd pick up a plate and I'd look at it and I'd think, we don't even serve that. There was stuff on plates, coming back from customers' tables, there was stuff on there that we didn't even serve. We don't serve sausage rolls.

How can there be, how can there be a remainder of a sausage roll when we don't serve sausage rolls? We don't serve false teeth. How can there be false teeth left on a plate? We don't serve them. We stopped that last year.

They were just too popular. Couldn't keep up, couldn't keep up with the trend. And Derek and Tom, they'd finish their dinner and the waiter or the waitress would hobble over and say, have you finished? Have you finished with your food? And Tom would say, yes, yes, thank you, waiter.

And Derek would say, yes, thank you, waitress. They both figured that one of them would be right. And the table, you know, the plates were taken away on a tray sometimes.

Sometimes, no tray, just taken away in the hands. Not in the hands of the person, the waitress or the waiter, their hands, not just some random hands. The waiter wasn't holding hands, but were then holding like these big giant hands that were holding the plates, like little pegs on a clip on hands.

That'd be silly. So, and then the waiter or the waitress, let's say waiter, for example, because there probably wasn't any waiters working there, mainly waitresses at that time. And they'd walk in, walk past a few of the other tables, because you can't, it's difficult to get to one end of the restaurant to the other without walking past the various tables.

It's because there's people there. So you can't just walk straight through and just walk over the table, because not all the customers appreciate that. Plus, it's difficult to stand up on, unless you've got a spare chair that just happens to be there.

So if you've got a table for four, but only two people are actually sitting there, and the chair is nicely aligned, you could stand up on the chair, then stand on the table, walk across the plates. In fact, you don't walk on the plates while people are eating. You don't stand on people's plates when they're eating.

It's rude. It's rude. Then you can step off the table and onto another chair and carry on.

But to be able to do that and walk in a straight line, it's very unusual that that would work, that everything would line up. Just so you could just walk in a straight line over all the different tables and not disrupt anybody or anybody's meal. It's very much like, what was it, some of the lunar stuff, the loony stuff that happens every hundred years.

Like Haley's Comet, as an example. Bill Haley. That's why Bill Haley and the Comets.

Do you reckon his name really was Bill Haley? You know, Bill Haley and the Comets. I used to like listening to him. Because when I was a kid, I was probably about five, probably.

Maybe six, five or six, five. And I was living with some nuns. And I was living in Southend.

And it used to be a seaside town. It's still a seaside. I mean, the sea's still there.

It hasn't packed its bags and left. But the visitors packed their bags and didn't come back. You know, in a sense of, it's no longer a big holiday destination that it used to be.

Just like Clacton and Blackport, where is it? Not Blacksmith. There's a place up north that's really, was really popular. And still is quite popular.

But it's none of the holiday destinations in England, the seaside destinations are as popular as they used to be. Since air travel and, you know, cheap holidays abroad and stuff like that. Blackport, I can't think of the name.

It's near Liverpool. And it's, it's kind of like the entertainment. I suppose it's like our Vegas.

You know, you've got your Vegas. Is it whatever stays in Vegas, stays in Vegas. Blackpool, that's it, Blackpool.

So it's, you know, it's got, I think it's got casinos, but it's a very, it's a very popular destination for holidaymakers and to go and see shows and things like that. I only ever been to Blackpool once. That was back in 19, no, 2004.

So I'd have been about 33 at the time. Yeah, I'd have been 33. And wow, I'm 48 now.

15 years ago. You figure 15 years, I'll be a pensioner. I'll be 63.

Be nearly a pensioner. Although I won't be because I think 70, I think 68 or so. I've got 20 years left before I can collect my pension.

20 years plus, I'm not sure. And I'll still be doing this. I'll still be sitting here.

I like to think that I'll have a different chair by then. I'll still be talking absolute nonsense. And so, yeah, I went to the Isle of Man with family.

It's the, it's the first time I'd actually been anywhere with family since I was a kid. And it's the last time I'll ever go anywhere with family, ever. So it's like a one-off opportunity, really.

So I went with my dad, and my nan was there as well. So there's a few of us and was four of us. And then I met up with my auntie, who lived at the Isle of Man, or on the Isle of Man.

And we were there for, I don't know, just a few days. But it was really nice. I liked it.

It was, yeah, it was, it was tiring, all the traveling, especially going there, because as we traveled up, the, the weather was, it's very windy. It's a very windy day. To the extent that the, the ships that we were going to be getting from, I don't know where we were getting the ship from, but anyway, it was canceled due to the weather.

So we ended up traveling further, all the way to Liverpool. And we had to wait around for a while, but eventually we did get on a boat. It wasn't too bad, I don't think.

I don't, I've not really had problems with seasickness or anything in the past. So it's, all I know is I had to get away from the family and just be on my own and just, because I, you know, I spent hours in a car with them. And, which is fine.

It's just, it's just a long, a long journey, a very long journey. And we were traveling all night. So we were traveling all day in the car and then all night on the ferry.

And then we actually, when we got there, it was like 10 o'clock in the morning or something like that. And I really needed to sleep. Really, really needed to sleep.

Yeah. That's not the only thing I remember about it. I remember one of the evenings, I know, I know why it's called the Isle of Man.

Very few women live there and I'm not even joking. And if I was, it wouldn't be very funny. Very few women.

I think I saw two women the whole time, maybe four. So I don't know why, why that is the case. But I remember there was one, it was a Saturday evening.

I guess it must've been Saturday. And we, I was sitting there, I think my dad, my auntie and stuff, they went out to the pub and I wasn't drinking in 2004. I hadn't had a drink from beginning of 2004 all the way through to the end of 2004.

Didn't have any alcohol at all. And so going to the pub didn't really seem a lot of point. And I was sitting there with my nan.

I was basically not looking after her, but just keeping her company. And I was watching Top of the Pops. This is interesting.

Why would Top of the Pops be on, on a Saturday evening, unless it was a Thursday evening? Because Strictly Come Dancing was on at the same time. But Top of the Pops used to be on Thursday night or perhaps I think Friday night at one point, but never on a Saturday night as far as I'm aware. But then isn't Strictly Come Dancing on BBC One? So is Top of the Pops.

So that makes no sense. The reason why it makes no sense is because I was watching something. It was a music program anyway.

And all the way through it, my nan was moaning. Oh, it's not as good as Frank Sinatra. Oh, what's all this noise? What's all that noise? It's just a commentator.

It's a person who's introducing, introducing the show. Where's that? Why is that lovely man on there? You know, the nice young man that used to present that show. Yeah, Jimmy Savile, he's not young anymore.

He's done a lot for charity. Yeah. Yeah, you're right.

You're right. Why don't you wear, wear clothes like him? Maybe you get yourself a girlfriend. I said, well, I've got to do have a tracksuit that I could wear, but it's, I don't know.

I like to wear trousers really. I like to try and be kind of smart. She said, you're getting old before your time.

Be like Jimmy, stay young, stay fresh. So nan, just relieve it. You know, things aren't always as they may seem.

What do you mean by that? I said, well, maybe I am still quite young. I mean, you know, you're a lot younger than you. No, that's just rude, isn't it? No, I don't mean it rudely.

Just factually. She kept going on and on and on about the music being rubbish and she doesn't like the rubbish music. And where's the dancing? Why don't they do ballroom dancing anymore? Like on Strictly.

And then she kept going on and on and on about how wonderful Strictly Come Dancing was. And in the end, I just said, there, switch over. And I went into my room and went to sleep.

Well, I didn't go to sleep. I had a, an angry nap. I think that was the first time I ever, I didn't have an argument with her, but, or wound up, because I didn't want to watch Strictly Come Dancing.

I sometimes think that I might be destined to never be with anyone ever again, because I don't like dancing. And I know that if I went to a dance, either dancing lessons, or dancing classes, or some kind of dance nights, I'd be meeting women every week. You know, some that, who knows, some might like me.

But I don't like dancing. I don't, there's not, there's very, you know, there's not even one inch of me that likes it. Maybe there's a few inches that, I don't know, there's not, I just don't, I don't see the point.

And as far as dancing, a slow dance, it's not about dancing, it's about touching the person, and being close to them, and holding them, and having that human contact, which I can do just as easily without music, and an audience, and dressing up. I don't think it's, I'm not scared of public affection. I just don't like it.

No, I don't mind. I'm not really into dancing. Some people really like it.

I used to volunteer at this place in town, and they had a monthly Latin dance thing. I think it's monthly or every two weeks, and people would go along, and it was so obvious why they were there. I'd say probably 30% of the people there were there for the dancing, because they loved dancing.

Maybe 40%, maybe 50%. But there was quite a few people there that, it was like a nightclub kind of mentality. And the men would come up dressed so smartly.

They put a lot of effort in. And I suppose, you think about it, with dancing, you don't have to have a personality. You don't have to express a personality.

You don't have to make someone laugh. You don't have to tell them anything, or pay compliments. It doesn't matter what you sound like, because you're just dancing.

And if that's the entrance exam into a woman's heart, to dance and to pass that test, then I won't be turning up for the exam. I'd rather just flunk it and get a zero. I did date a lady.

She wanted to go dancing. Why? We're already together. We're already together.

What have I got to impress you for? She didn't understand. Because once you're with someone, once you're in a relationship, it's going to go damn well, isn't it? You haven't got to do anything else, have you? It's just, you no longer have to make an effort. Isn't that the kind of whole point of it? I feel one of my favorite parts of being in a relationship is sometimes it's when I'm not with them.

Just that break, you know? So I had a girlfriend. She had a couple of kids. And I think I looked after the kids while she went out to a nightclub.

Kids were in bed. I was downstairs watching TV, watching a movie. I think I was watching Elvira.

And it was so nice just to relax. And another time, I was out at a nightclub. And I phoned her before I went out.

And it was so good to be out and not care about meeting anyone new. I haven't gone back about 20 years. 25 years? 23 years? The person I'm thinking about.

Anyway, this brings us to the end of this session today. Goodbye. I'll speak to you next time on Let Me Bore You To Sleep.