#74 Let me bore you to sleep - LIVE Facebook STREAM - Jason Newland (6th January 2019)

Ah, hello. Welcome to jasonnewland.com. This is me, Jason Newland, and Andre Dooley Nuland, giving me kisses. For some reason he wants a bit of attention, doesn't he? All those daddy cuddles.

So this is just, I think this is number 73 in my lovely collection of extremely laborious, tedious, and very, very boring sleepy videos. And I'm doing this live on Facebook. And Andre, for some reason, something's caught his eye.

I don't know if he can see himself. I think if he thought he could see another ferret, he'd react quite a lot. So I think a lot of, maybe he can't see the screen with his eyes, or maybe seeing another ferret is more to do with smelling another ferret.

Look, I'm not sure if he can see himself. Unless he's been on camera so many times that he knows exactly what he looks like, and he's used to it. You used to be in the star of the show, weren't you? Yes.

So welcome to those of you that are listening to this on SoundCloud. Welcome to those that you are listening to this on Spreaker. Welcome to those that you listen to this on Spotify.

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So TuneIn... There's another one that's actually... It's very... I'll remember it in a minute. So a couple of people said hello. So Natty and Cassie both said hello.

So hello. Andre says hi. Hello Cassie.

Hello Natty. So I'm giving him a little massage. He's very trusting.

And so he should be. But he knows that he's safe. If I can kind of pick him up, turn him upside down.

And he's happy because he's happy regardless of what direction he's standing up. He sleeps upside down sometimes. You're giving me kisses.

He doesn't... He doesn't hang upside down like a bat. Do you want to get off now? He wants to get off. Wave goodbye to everyone.

Bye-bye everyone. There you go. He might come back.

He wants to go run off and play. Because this is the time of the evening. Well, it's actually it's 4.58 in the morning.

But this is the time when I start making a video that he decides to mess around. And as it is, I came home because I was out all day today. And I came home and both the kitchen cupboards were open.

And he'd knocked, like pushed a load of tins and stuff out of the kitchen cupboards. Bottles of water. So who knows what he got up to when I was out.

I think in his mind, he knows... I think he thinks I'm a genie, you know, like a... You know, to rub the bottle and the genie appears. I think because he's so often he... When he starts being naughty, pushing cans out of the cupboard onto the floor, I appear to tell him off. So I think he thought, let's see if that bloke will turn up.

So that's his way of like rubbing the bottle to get me to appear to feed him or to play and stuff. So Cassie says he makes me want to have a ferret. He is... Yeah, after being out today and I was out all day, it was a long day.

And coming home to him, it's nice. I was very tired, but just he came out to say hello to me when I got in. He was asleep, probably just popped his head around to see what is that.

I heard something, what is it? Oh, it's that bloke again. Where's my dinner? And he was, he was just following me around until I fed him. So I got home about seven, I think.

Seven o'clock, half six, seven. So he was ready for his dinner. He's got this thing now that when I get up in the morning or afternoon, whenever it is, as soon as he hears the kettle, because I always have a cup of coffee and my breakfast cereal, that's what I have in the morning or when I get up.

Just one cup of coffee a day. He hears the kettle and that's him. He's wide awake and he just watches me.

And he waits. Because he knows that basically it's breakfast time for him. Not his food.

Not his food, but he wants my breakfast. Which is. What I do now is, I don't really like sharing with anybody, but I give him a spoonful of my breakfast cereal and I put it into a bowl for him.

Because if I don't do that, I can't take, I have to hold the bowl the whole time and hold it up away from him because he tries to get to it. So I'm trying to eat my breakfast and he's trying to get into the bowl. And he won't give up.

He keeps jumping onto the chair. Something that he struggles with on a normal day is getting onto the chair. He takes a few attempts normally.

When I'm eating something, he zips up then in two seconds. Look what I've got. I'll show you what I've got.

I've got this thing. Because I don't know if you're aware, I do I do ASMR videos. Mainly it's just me whispering and doing like a relaxation session or a sleep session.

Oh yeah, only watch this or listen to this when you can safely close your eyes. Blah, blah, blah. So I've been trying to think what, what new things I can do.

While maybe doing a relaxation ASMR. So I've got this. If you can see it, it's called slime with poo container.

Oh no, slime with poop container. I haven't actually opened it yet. As you can see, it's sealed.

So I have to open it. It looks, if you look at it. I know this isn't an ASMR video, so don't worry.

But it's, it looks like it's just going to go everywhere and it might. So this might be a very messy experience and I might have to stop the video. I don't know how to open it though.

God, I hope I haven't pierced it. Oh God, I think I have. Oh, have I? Wow.

It looks wet. So this is, you're going to be the first ones ever to see this. Well, with me anyway.

Wow. I've never ever seen anything like this in my life. What? This is.

This is really weird. This is. It's definitely not boring.

It's wet, but it's not wet. So I have to get the rest of it out somehow. Excuse me.

So it truly is slime. It's. I need some sound effects to go with this, the context.

I've never ever in my life seen anything like this. Well, I have, but not. Not, um.

Not that it didn't have a, an aroma attached. Wow. The thing is, as soon as this is off your hands, this is not even sticky.

It's just, it's a little bit like, I know that I've touched something, which is just wrong. You can have a look, I don't know if you can see that. Can you see? So, yeah, um.

If someone didn't know what it was, and I can honestly say until I've just seen it just now. If I put this downstairs in the hallway of my communal, you know, block of flats, if I put that in the hallway near the front door, like hanging off the handle, that would be very strange, but a strange thing to do. But that'd be, can you imagine having this hanging off the, the handle of a front door? So that's, that's the handle and it's just, keeps dropping on the floor.

I had the idea that actually, when I got it, it would all stick together. So it just, it would be, um, it'd be slimy, because that's why I bought it. But it would, but stick together, but it is breaking off from each other.

I do wonder, is it going to stick together? Wow. That's why I'm not really giving you much of a visual, am I? Very strange. I don't really like sticky stuff, um, but on my hands.

But this isn't sticky, you know. How strange. It keeps falling on the floor.

Oh, I'm going to put it back into the thing, because it's a bit weird. I don't know how it goes in there. I don't think, does it have to be kept? I think it has to be kept airtight when it's not being used.

Otherwise, I imagine it'd dry out. I can make sure it doesn't sit. Because that looks like something he'd love to eat.

Honestly, anything that looks like it's come out of a sewer, Andre would be right on it. His dream is to get down the drain in the road. It is.

His dream is to climb down there one day. My dream is to make sure he never does. And also win the lottery as well.

That'd be nice. So just remember, if you do do the lottery, whether it's the English lottery, whether it's the Euro million lottery, if it's the American lottery, the Canadian lottery, Australian lottery, Chinese lottery, if you do it there. Whatever lottery that you might do, do you remember if, you know, if or when you win it, please remember to send some money to your favourite, most boring person on the internet.

And then I can get more toys like this. It's actually... It's not actually very pleasant. And... How weird.

Mind you, slime isn't supposed to be pleasant, is it? I think the word slime in itself, it doesn't... I'll put a lid on so it should keep it nice and fresh. What a weird mixture. You can buy, as far as I'm aware, because I went online to not research it, but to look, you can buy powder, which you can turn into slime.

So you can kind of make your own slime of whatever colours and stuff. This is kind of like a rainbow-y slime. Slime with poop container.

What does it say? Funny, durable poop slime. Our slimy toy is a funny, popular toy for both girls and boys. It comes in a funny, realistic poop-looking container in a premium-looking gift box.

It weighs 4.5 oz. It's made of real slime. Our unicorn slime is made of 100% real slime, unlike other... Unlike other that is made of fake slime.

It will last for a long time and will not break or let your kid down. It did break. It's already broken.

It's broken into lots of different bits. It can relieve... Ah, okay. Basically, they've made it, but the... I'm not an English teacher, but this has been written by someone that was... Yeah, if you listen to it, it can relive stress.

Not relieve, but relive stress, which is the opposite to what you want to do, isn't it? Try this. It helps you to relive the stress. No, I don't want to relive it.

I want to relieve it. Difference. Only one letter difference, but it's a world of difference.

Our slime toy can help reduce stress symptoms on kids and adults. When you keep your mind busy playing with the slime, your body and brain focus on that instead of other thoughts or feelings you may feel. I thought I'd read it in the manner that I think it was written.

When you keep your mind busy playing with the slime, your body and brain focus on that instead of other thoughts. See, that's the level of... But... So it's funny. It's durable.

It's real slime. And... Oh, it does. I spelled it correctly in this one.

It says relieve stress. So they spelled relieve there properly. But on this side, it's relive.

So those... I'm guessing that these sell a lot because this is something I would have loved to play with when I was a kid. So... Whoever you are, K... K-R-I-D-S, K-R-I-D-S. It's worth, perhaps... Make, you know, do a bit of spell check before you send the product out.

Very pedantic, aren't I, today? Oh, yes. Let me tell you about my day. So... I... Last night... I say last night, it was probably... Was it last night? It wasn't night, it was early hours this morning.

It's hard to figure it out because... Early hours this morning means in the last five hours. So it wasn't that. That it was a morning before.

So yesterday, I can't say last night because it wasn't last night, was it? Because it was early hours in the morning. So it was yesterday morning. So yesterday morning, about... I think it was early hours in the morning.

Might have been half 11, 12. Maybe something like that. So I came, I was doing something.

And... I looked at... Where was I? Yeah, I was in the kitchen. And I turned around. I'm not sure what I was doing.

I think I did some washing up. So I don't normally do washing up late. You know, sort of late at night or early hours in the morning.

I try and keep things to a minimum when it comes to... Connor James says, is this the couch auction? No. You want to buy a couch? No. I'm... No, that's the best question I've ever been asked though.

So thank you for that. So I was in the kitchen. I was doing the washing up.

I think the title is available for everyone to see for the title of this recording. So Connor James Crandall says, yes, preferably with... I'll reword this. Preferably with lived in.

He wants a couch that's preferably lived in. That's my rewording of the statement. So I was in the kitchen making... Doing the washing up.

So I think I did... I rinsed the bowl out first. And then put some washing up liquid in to sort of clean the bowl out. So I do like to soak the dishes and stuff.

I'm not one to leave dishes out so that the food is hard rock, you know. And Connor says, do I know anyone who's got a lived in sofa? I'd imagine most people have a lived in sofa. So yeah, it's definitely worth, you know, looking around.

But off the top of my head, I don't have my list of sofa owners that are looking to sell their sofas on me right now. I normally carry that list around with me. But I don't have it on me, sorry.

And I do have a list of people that like to eat pizzas, you know, around the Easter period. I've got a list of those people. But I haven't got anything about coaches, couches, settees, I call them.

So, all right. So, oh, okay. So we've got... That's unusual.

So I've got two people. Connor James Crandall. I didn't realize it was a different person.

And Bruce Johnson. This is the couch auction. And Mam.

Right, okay. So it's two people thinking this is the couch auction. This is unusual.

No, it's not a couch. I've never, I've never put my details onto Craigslist and I've never tried to sell a couch. Couch or coach? Couch.

And although it is amusing me, so it's good. So yeah, sorry about that, everybody. Connor says, it's Sir.

And Bruce Johnson says, why'd a shanty lie to me? And this is quite good because it means I don't need to say anything but just read out what's been said. Connor says, shoe on the head to start auction. Fair enough.

Okay, there you go. I'll put my shoe on my head. I can do that.

I'm very accommodating. Right, let's start the auction. Let's start the auction.

And I don't know what, uh, should we start at five million? You got five million? Yeah. Isn't it weird though? Because I said five million and you said five just at the same time. So again, Connor, um, I won't read out every single word that you said because I do have a family audience.

So $100 for a couch, a well-lived in, very appreciated and much loved. And I should strain, stress that. A very much loved couch.

Bruce Johnson says pounds. So I'm guessing Connor's into, he's coming from a place where they use dollars, which could be America, could be Canada, could be Australia. I'm going to use Australian dollars.

Bruce Johnson is saying pounds. So either he just likes saying the word pounds or he's, uh, that's the currency that he prefers to use to purchase products off the internet. Yeah, so I'm guessing, I can only guess.

These, these things are just guesses, guesses, you know. Um, Bruce Johnson says, I like saying pounds. Yeah, I do sometimes, I like to say ketchup.

So sometimes you get, yeah, it feels nice. Right. I'm just going to see, I have to keep skimming back because you're all talking so quickly and bearing in mind, this is a let me bore you to sleep session.

The reason is because I'm naturally very boring and I talk very slowly naturally. So that's kind of what I do. So it's not, it's not an act.

I really do talk this slowly. I'm also trying to balance this slipper on my head. What's a shoe flop here? Not a flopper.

But I do have a flopper, um, like a clog really. It's okay. I don't know how to read.

Says, uh, Bruce Johnson, how much do I want? Uh, 5 million, even euros. I mean, I'd even settle for 5 million euros, uh, for the couch that doesn't exist. Uh, Conor is, uh, basically letting people know about his life.

He's, uh, opening up to people. Natty says, I like Axe a lot, but I can't spell it. Uh, okay.

Um, Conor James Crandall says, I'll give you 6 million euros for the settee that doesn't exist. But yeah, I'll, I'll take that. Well, I don't know if it's a, it's enough really.

6 million. I mean, generally I'd say yes, but we're quite early in the auction, aren't we? It'd be a bit, wouldn't be very fair for all the other people that are going to be joining in with the auction for me just to sort of give it to you straight away. So you can continue with the auction or I can tell you about the washing up.

I'm happy either. So Conor James Crandall says, wait, he said a naughty word, which I won't reply. I won't say it out loud.

Didn't you all do Brexit? You don't take euros, I forgot. Oh no, we do take euros. So you can use euros in England, but I, we just have to, we can exchange it in the checker exchange place, but we don't, we don't use euros like a currency in this country.

The way that, let's say Ireland, Ireland just said, yeah, we'll do euros. We'll get rid of our own currency and we'll do euros. And quite a few other countries did that, but we didn't do that.

We never, we're ever going to get rid of our sterling pound because that's our currency, just like the US dollars, their currency. Okay, but you can use euros here, as far as I'm aware. And to think you can use you, it doesn't matter what currency you have, because most people seem to buy stuff online nowadays.

So whatever currency you have, you can use online. So that's Conor James Crandall. Natty Chacon, that seems reasonable offer for, I can't keep up with all the messages.

That seems reasonable offer for something that doesn't exist, Jason. Yeah, but 6 million euros. What's that? That's only what, 800 pounds? I don't know.

You, I don't know what the conversion is. Conor James Crandall says, do you accept PayPal? And I totally won't dispute it after I get the couch. The thing is, if you pay me by PayPal, you probably would want to dispute it because you won't receive a couch because it doesn't exist.

If we keep going back to reality, bring reality in a little bit every now and then. But, you know, but I'll have the money. Bruce Johnson says, indigo, I-E-A-T.

I'm gonna, I don't know what it is. It's, I'll read it out to you. I don't really know what it means.

Indigo, echo, alpha, tango, alpha, Sierra, Sierra. So that's, that's a car, isn't it? Indigo's a color. Echo, echo, echo.

Echo is a, wasn't it echo, um, isn't that like a precursor to the simian? Not simian, that's a different thing. Simian. If I ever get a song, I'm gonna call him simian.

Echo, wasn't that like a precursor to the Amazon thing that you talk to? Okay, so tango, tango and cash. Um, that was on recently, I think. I didn't watch it, but I think sometimes some of those older movies, you know, from the 80s and stuff, loved them when I was a kid, but kind of don't want to spoil it by watching them as an adult.

Alpha again. Oh no, oh yeah, two alphas. That's, uh, and Sierra, Sierra.

Yeah. Bruce Johnson says, I eat. Yeah, I do as well.

I like to eat. I had a biscuit earlier. And so I went to visit, I had to visit someone.

And I went into Sainsbury's, which is a supermarket that, um, it's all over the country, really. They're quite popular. And I went into Sainsbury's and the thing is, I knew that I didn't have enough food here for when I got home because I'd eaten all the breakfast cereal.

Um, so I only had, well, I didn't have any more breakfast cereal other than Ready Break. And although I love Ready Break, the thing with that is I need a saucepan. I need to heat the milk up.

And if the saucepan's being soaked in the sink, it just means washing up. And sometimes I can't be bothered. So Bruce Johnson and Connor, Connor James Crandall are talking to each other.

I don't know what language that is. So, um, good. It's good.

I think it's good when people make friends, isn't it? People meet each other for the first time. They meet. It's just a standard thing, isn't it? You, you go online, you think that you're, you know, you want to buy yourself a couch, a very well lived in and loved, much loved couch.

Um, and you just, you know, you, you wait, maybe wait for years. And then you get it, you think, oh, oh, what I'll do is I'll, I'll go into Craigslist, or I'll just randomly come across a Facebook live stream, which has nothing to do with couches, nothing to do with anything to do with couches or, you know, stains or anything like that. And, and then you get to meet somebody new and it's, and the live recording is just some bloke that makes these really boring sessions to help people get to sleep.

And, but in the process, in the whole process of it, and then you start haggling, you know, to try and get, you know, I'll pay 6 million pounds or 6 million dollars for this sofa, this couch that doesn't exist. But in the process, you start doing the phonetic alphabet, which I learned, you know, when I was actually in the Sea Cadets when I was 12 years old. So yeah, I kind of know the phonetic alphabet for quite a few years, or 30 odd.

And was it alpha, brava, delta, charlie. So, and then you meet someone new who also likes to talk using the phonetic alphabet. It's like two people in a call center falling in love from across the room.

And they're so used to using the phonetic alphabet to double check the information that they're processing and putting into the computer. And then they get excited. So for Ben Hubber, what am I talking about? This is a Let Me Bore You To Sleep and nothing really is about anything.

It's just talking. Connor James Crandall wants to be in my video. This is just really me talking at you.

This doesn't, I don't take live calls, sorry. It's, I don't have, yeah, this is me just rambling. Yeah, I'm just a ramble.

It's me talking at you. It's not really, I mean, because I do them live sometimes, I've been doing quite a few live let me boil you to sleeps. And the majority of people who will listen to these will listen to them on the podcast, so they won't even watch the video.

And so basically what will happen is I just talk about whatever I want to talk about. But if someone does come on and want to sort of talk and stuff, I will reply. You know, I don't ignore comments.

And it is easier to do it when I'm just recording the audio and I've got no distractions. But for some reason, this one's fairly interesting. So Bruce Johnson wants to be on my video.

That's because I'm so popular. Who wouldn't want to be on this? I mean, why would you want to watch Netflix or, you know, the inter, what would you want to be getting into that with someone that you are attracted to? Or why would you want to go to sleep or do anything that's enjoyable when you can watch me talking about nothing? And the good thing is you can tell me I'm boring. And that's actually a compliment because that's the point.

Ben wants me to put him, can you put me on your head? OK, so now I've got Ben, how many different ones of you have I got? Ben, Connor and Bruce. Connor keeps saying that he loves you, but I don't know if it's me he loves or if it's Bruce. So I'm, yeah, but as I was saying, it's nice that you've all met each other and made lifelong friends.

And I feel, I don't know, it was years ago I started doing these, you know, recordings, hypnosis videos and audios in 2006. And my biggest hope back then is that I could one day reach a big audience and help people as much as possible with chronic pain and relaxation, people that were suffering emotionally and physically. And I really wanted to help people.

I never knew, never thought that I'd get to the point where I could bring people together online to then go on to have a lifelong relationship, whether romantic or not. And that feels, yeah, it feels something. Yeah, so there you go.

Is this ASMR? Not really. Although I am talking quite softly, aren't I? I don't, I'm not shouting, but then not many people really come online and shout. But yeah, it's not ASMR, not really.

This is just me. If you get tingles and you feel relaxed and calm listening to me or watching me or then it can be, you know, it can be whatever you want it to be. But the main thing for this is just to feel relaxed and for you to let go.

And in a way it can be kind of like a meditative experience in a sense of when you're focusing on this, focusing on me, focusing on my voice, focusing even on what other people are commenting, you're not focusing on other things. So you're giving yourself a bit of time to relax. So yeah, so this is all about feeling calm and relaxed and all that stuff.

And it's really lovely that you, you know, so many of you want to be in my video. It's quite ironic really because I did a video the other night and I was specifically asking people to join in and nobody did want to. I had one person want to, so that would have been nice, but this isn't that kind of session.

This is a relaxing, sleepy, boring session. And I'd like to thank those of you that have commented because you've helped make it even more boring than it normally is. So that's really good.

You've contributed and I like the fact that you've purposely helped me and made your comments purposely boring to fit in with the energy of this session. So it's very kind of you. And Ben says, could you balance a book on the crock on your head? I don't think so.

I like the fact that you came back and you'd like, you must have typed in really quickly, balance a book, balance a book. I really, so Bruce Johnson wants to be in my video. Again, I just feel so privileged that you want to be part of this amazing experience that it's got to be pretty fantastic.

And I understand why wouldn't you want to be involved in such an event. So, yeah, I do appreciate that the urge and the longing to want to participate in something so amazing that and Connor again, Connor James Crandall wants to join in as well. But you can still join in by posting your messages and your comments and your cheery cheery supportive comments of hope and love, because that's always welcome in today's world.

Because, you know, the more love we can show each other, the more kindness can really help people in a big way. So I'm all for that. So I do appreciate any kind of kindness that could be shown because I think and Bruce Johnson wants to, I'm going to call you Bruce Johnston, if that's okay.

I prefer Johnston rather than Johnson. And Connor says, I have no hope. And he loves The Walking Dead.

Okay. So when you've got, this is a nice place to enjoy feeling relaxed. You can just feel calm.

You can just let go. You can give up on any kind of worries, because you don't need to, don't need to worry about anything. You can just completely let the muscles in your body relax and let your mind kind of just switch off, you know, in a sense of, imagine you was in a hospital.

I'm guessing some of you have worked. Some of you have worked in the past. I know I have.

It's a while back. So I've worked in offices. And at the end of the day, you know, in the evening, you turn the lights off individually, one by one.

And I know that some switches turn off more than one light at the same time, because I used to work in this place that had that process. And there was, I'm sure there was like about four different bunches of switches, light switches. And I was working there for years and I still couldn't kind of figure out which lights lit which part of the place.

So some of the lights lit, they turned on the kitchen lights. One part turned on the lights in the bar. One part of the lights turned the stage lights on.

One part lights turned the bathroom lights or the toilet lights on. Another part turned the rest part of the club on, like in three different parts. If you got it wrong, for example, if you went to turn the stage lights on, ready for the, you know, the first act and the place was full of people eating, you know, or they'd finish their food and all waiting for the show to start.

But then you click the wrong buttons, the wrong switches, and you turned all the kitchen lights off and you'd hear people shouting. And yeah, so that was kind of funny at times. Ben Harper, let's have a look.

Hubba Harper, I'll call you Harper. Ben Harper says, Ben Harper says, the Krusty Krab pizza is the pizza for you and me. I've never actually had a Krusty Krab pizza.

And Ben Hubbada says, Jason, Jason, Jason, can't you see? Sometimes your words just hypnotize me. Yes, thank you. That's very, very, very nice.

Very weird. So yeah, thank you. Thank you for that lovely poetry.

How long have we got left before I can stop? I normally try and do it for about an hour, but I forgot when I started. What I'm going to do is turn my laptop on and take this off. I forgot I had that on.

Let's have a look. So it's 5.46 in the morning. I've been online since, it's probably gone a bit quicker than, oh, it has.

Because I've had quite a few people, I don't know what the right word is, but contribute. I've been on here for 53 minutes. So there is seven minutes left and then I will go.

And I will, yeah, 47, 57, maybe eight minutes, maybe nine. Never get to, didn't get to tell you about my day. Didn't get to tell you about my washing up.

I suppose I'll have to wait till tomorrow. I think that's, Suzuki No, has told me that I ate your dog. Andre, that's Andre, sorry about that.

You ate my dog. That's nice. Thanks, I'm pleased.

I had wondered where it got to, but at least I know that it went to a good place. A happy home. That's the thing, doing these live, well, doing, basically making a recording when I'm tired.

Means that I yawn a bit. And Zaki No says, pronounce, how dare I say it wrong? Okay, I'll pronounce your name wrong. Okay, I won't try and pronounce it again then.

It's just how I pronounce it. So, someone pulls me up on how I pronounce a word. I'll just say to them, that's how I pronounce it.

So, luckily, I'm not too worried about stuff like that. But, yeah, not all names are easy to know how to pronounce, based on the particular spelling on the screen. It might be, I think, so if you, if you, if you're from a particular part of the world, you know how to pronounce, perhaps, names that are known to you.

So, I, when in my 20s, I worked with people from all around the world, and a couple of people I worked with used to call me Jason, because they didn't, that's how they pronounced my name. And I said, that's fine. As long as you keep bringing me in chocolate to eat, and sweets, you know, I'm happy.

You can call me, call me Bob, you can call me anything. As long as I have a KitKat every now and then, have one of your fingers, I like a nice finger, a nice chocolate finger. So, says, says Zazuke, says, starting today, I ate your beard.

You know, I eat bits of my beard. Sometimes it gets, it does get in my mouth, my beard, and I get that, it's like an old memory comes back, that like, You're not having a hair in your mouth, that reminds me of something but I'm not sure what. Natty Shacon says, okay, cool.

And Sasuke says, I don't know what that is, yeah, so it's really lovely that so many people have come out to play today and it's, you know, it's great. Don't get me from, don't get me from, you cool, but you pronounce, okay. Can you pronounce it for me then, please, in a way that I can pronounce it? I will try and pronounce your name rightly.

I'm all for making people happy. Thing is, when people come on, whether it's YouTube, Facebook and stuff, I assume that they've just got made up names and when I see lots of people come on all kind of within a couple of minutes of each other and I assume it's possibly the same person with lots of different Facebook profiles, like fake ones, that's just, I've been in the game a long time, you see, I've been on the game a long time. I am pretty cool, though, aren't I, you're right.

I don't know how to pronounce, you know, I've actually had girlfriends that I didn't know how to pronounce their names. I've had friends that I didn't know how to pronounce their names so I just call them mate, you're right mate, or bruh, you know, I don't always know how to pronounce people's names. That's why I'm glad my dad, I can just call him dad because it's just too complicated otherwise.

Also having to remember as well. So, Mr. No is leaving, so thank you for participating in whatever this was, I have no idea what this was and, but this is Let Me Bore You To Sleep, number 73, which means there have been 72 episodes previously, not all of them have been live, some of them, there's quite a few of them have been live on Facebook, there's been some on YouTube. I started doing these I think in February last year, so over that time, I've done 73, about over 73 hours worth of me talking about pretty much nothing.

Natty says that she, I have no idea either, yeah, this has been probably one of the more surreal sessions where I've not been the surreal person, so yeah, this is, you kind of made it easy for me because by people just like commenting and stuff, yeah, it's been a bit unusual, but this is 2019, what are you going to do?

And I just hope that everybody's well, happy, relaxed, calm, that's the point of these is for you to relax and chill out, feel calm, sleepy, and I understand that, thanks Natty, I understand that not everybody that watching it live will perhaps be going to sleep, but people listening to it on the podcast afterwards may well be using it for that reason, so that's why I try and keep things as calm as possible and if someone says naughty words, you know, posts, I never repeat those words because this is a family show, it's a family environment, it's a nice, friendly, user-friendly experience for everybody, everyone's welcome from anywhere in the world to listen, to watch, and hopefully to benefit in some way.

I think I've completed my one hour, so I'm going to go, so I think Natty, goodbye to you, and goodbye to everybody that listened and watched and participated, so you can find, you can download all of my stuff, all of my mp3s on my website, jasonnewland. com, and I guess I'm going to upload this to YouTube, and I'll also upload the mp3s to all the different podcasts as well, SoundCloud, Spreaker, iTunes, Spotify, iHeartRadio, TuneIn, and a few others, Stitcher, I think it's another one. Okay, I'm going to go, goodbye everyone, have a great Sunday, a great week ahead, and you know, you might be listening to this in 2023, so maybe have a good Wednesday, because it might be Wednesday tomorrow, if you'll listen to it in the future, on a Tuesday.

Bye everyone, bye.