#92 Let me bore you to sleep - Jason Newland (7th February 2019)

Hello and welcome to Jason Newland dot com. My name is Jason Newland. This is let me bore you to sleep number 92 I think.

So thank you for listening and or watching if you're watching on YouTube, please subscribe and also please remember to only listen or watch this when you can safely close your eyes as this let me bore you to sleep recording and video may cause you to be bored and bored to sleep. Now, for those of you who listened to yesterday's and the day before's recordings I'd just like to explain and in fact probably spend the whole hour talking about this unless of course something else grabs my attention which is very very possible. I've got an itchy eye.

You know I always wash my hands when I've been out. Whenever I've been out, so I get on a bus, I've been somewhere public, when I get home I always wash my hands. I properly wash them, not just under the cold tap.

If I forget about it then the germs won't exist anymore. Not that kind of, you know, under the cold tap I'll now forget all about the hygiene that I learned about. You know, it's I mean proper washing with hot water and soap and I actually learned how to wash my hands properly.

This is even so boring already. Wow, I've hit a new level of boredom. I can't believe he's talking about washing, hand washing.

He's talking about washing his hands. How could you get more boring? It can, it will. I actually, I did health and safety courses quite early on in my life because firstly I was in the sea cadets and we did a bit of a little bit of health and safety, fire safety, first aid, you know things like that.

And a lot of the actual sort of kind of courses were done in one of the, it was a hut. I was going to say shed but hut. I think basically a hut is just a bigger version of a shed and a smaller version of a shed would I suppose just be a box, wouldn't it? So a box with a door.

So I was in this shed or hut. It's the same place I used to learn to do knots, you know how to make knots. And I never really saw the point of how to make a knot.

It wasn't just how to make a knot, it was how to make lots of different knots. And I did not see the point. Waited over 30 years to say that sentence.

I did not see the point in learning how to do knots. Not, not, not, not, not. And because it was the Sea Cadets, it was all about not aviation, that's flying, isn't it? Not sea, not water sports.

And sea, seafaring? I suppose sea sports, sea, the right word is those, you know, it's about boats and ships and the water. And I was never really a swimmer. I don't mean like professionally, you know, I'm not sort of, by the way, I was never in the Olympics.

It's not, it's not like a throwaway kind of comment. It's a valid comment considering the topic that we're talking about, you know, the Sea Cadets and stuff. And I think the point for the Sea Cadets is it's a precursor to joining the Navy.

And I never had any ambition to join the Navy. Just, it wasn't something that I was interested in doing. Although my brother joined the Navy, and he loved it.

And he was in the Air Cadets. I was interested in joining the Army, because I wouldn't go near a plane. Not really into heights or the sea.

I suppose really the land, that's the part that I was more interested in, kind of being on the ground. I think it's nice to be able to jump up and down without getting wet. It's, you know, just, maybe it's just me, but, you know, it's like when I used to play football, I used to like just spin around until I got dizzy and then fall over.

You can't do that in the sea. You can't do that in the air, especially if you're flying a plane. So, in the Sea Cadets, some of the people, I say people, I mean kids, although they are still people technically, aren't they? They were perhaps wanting to join the Sea Cadets.

And there was one person there, his name was Jason as well, and he, his dad was, his dad was either in the Navy or had retired from the Navy. Yeah, that's it. His dad was either in the Navy or had retired from the Navy, but he was one of the officers in the Sea Cadets.

And then there was another kid who's actually older than me, probably a year or two older, and his dad owned the, was actually my boss, because he owned the local newsagent. And I used to go to newsagent and I used to deliver papers, like early, I think I did early mornings and evenings as well. So, I had two different paper rounds at various times.

So, he also had a paper round, because I remember, they had an evening round first, I think, and the evening round was so easy. It was spread over a long area, a big area, but it was a really easy round. I liked it.

It was quite a, I don't know, even apart from the rain, you know, raining and paper rounds isn't necessarily the best combination. For some reason, I was thinking like syphilis and cheesecake, but that doesn't make sense. But the, if you've got something that's made of paper that has to be put through a slot that's made of metal, you kind of need the paper to be intact and kind of solid.

And the only real way to get it through that slot, that letter box, I think it should be called a letter slip or letter slit, or not, not letter gash, but letter, because it's not a box, is it? It's more of a slot, a letter slot. But then it's not just for letters, because papers can go through it. But I just remember the first day of the delivery, and I was holding this newspaper up in my hands, and holding like both sides, and there's this letter box.

And I was thinking, how's this going to get inside that house? It's like this, this is, it was a real problem. It was one of those mind benders, you know? And I was like, how is, how am I going to get this into there without breaking the law? You know, I didn't want a criminal record, imagine that. What were you in for? Oh, I was trying to deliver a newspaper.

It wasn't really what I wanted. So after about the eighth delivery, you know, ringing on people's doorbells and handing them the paper, someone eventually said to me, well, the best way is if you, if you roll it up, if you roll the newspaper up, and then push it through the letter box. And I thought, to be fair, I started laughing.

I was slightly embarrassed. It's like, oh, of course, now it makes sense. And, you know, the other person, they kind of, I think she was wearing a tiara.

I don't know if that's really relevant. And I used to get real, real black fingers from all the print of the newspapers. And I sometimes used to forget.

So I'd be scratching my face and rubbing my face and stuff. And I'd come home, and I just have all these marks all over my face. It's like I've been working down a coal mine or something, but without a helmet.

I don't know much about coal miners, but I think one of the perks of the job is you got to take the hat home with you, didn't you? I'm not sure if you could take all the costume back home with you, but at least you had to take the hat or the helmet back. Because I've seen film footage of people walking out of the mine holding the helmet or wearing it even. I mean, it's kind of holding it, isn't it? It doesn't have to be in your hands in order for something to be held.

If you balance the baby on your head, you're holding the baby, aren't you? Technically. Or if you, I don't know, were just cradling a pensioner in your lower back. It's support, isn't it? It's still holding.

And things get stranger. But being in the Sea Cadets was... I wasn't very successful. In the Sea Cadets, I think I broke the record for taking the longest period to get the first merit badge.

So I think the first merit badge or the first thing was a private seaman or something. I forget. I might have that wrong.

And it took me about two years to get it. And I kept failing and I kept sort of giving the wrong answers to the questions and not doing the knots right. You know, just partly because I didn't care.

And eventually, I passed and they handed me... And it was like a... I think it was a stripe or whatever that had to be attached to the uniform. And I think word got around that I'd attempted and sort of not passed on quite a few occasions. And I'd broken all records along that way.

And then when I eventually did pass, everyone started cheering and clapping and balloons appeared out of nowhere. And outside, the whole town had come together, holding candles. A couple of people had Kit Kats as well, but mainly just candles.

And word had got out. And I remember we walked down. Well, they carried me.

In fact, they carried me on this... What I can say, it was like a big metal plate kind of thing that you perhaps have a turkey on. And they carried me all the way down to the seafront. And there was a little dolphin display on the beach.

So why wasn't it in the sea? Well, we didn't really have dolphins locally in the sea. So they just basically got some dolphins from elsewhere and just tossed them to each other. But it was still a display.

There was a few fireworks as well. But the whole point is like, I couldn't believe that such an outrageous story could possibly be true. And I was amazed.

I think what amazed me most really is that I didn't get any sand in my shoes from the beach. But having that, you know, having that stripe, I think it was like one stripe that was put onto my shoulder. I think having that one stripe, I remember looking at it when I got home and feeling nothing.

Because it was meaningless to me. It was like an accomplishment that didn't mean anything. It's like, you know, if you put your shoes on, or you dry your hair, or you do the washing up, and someone sort of pops out and says, well done, that was great.

Here's a silver cup to mark what an amazing accomplishment washing up is. And it may be meaningless. In a different situation, it may be an amazing thing.

Maybe you've, due to circumstances, you've had to work up to being able to wash up again. Maybe you've not been able to physically do it. So in that situation, maybe having someone jump out of the kitchen cupboard, handing you, you know, a silver cup would be nice.

I'm guessing it would be scary, but maybe nice, you know. It'd be funny if they slipped and landed in the sink. And they ended up with a silver cup on their head, like a little throne, but it wouldn't get stuck because of all the soap and the washing up liquid.

So the reason I didn't have my website for two days is because I got rid of it. And the reason I got rid of it was, it's a mixture of things. I, I'd made quite a few changes to the website prior to deletion.

I decided that now, anyway, at the moment, I'm not going to, I took away the downloads that were on there. Basically because people stopped downloading because the stuff on there's free. So they were just streaming it.

So therefore didn't need all the free stuff to be downloadable. Plus, I think the reason why people, some people would put off from downloading, although I did have a lot of downloads, but, uh, downloads, downloads. I said it wrong, didn't I? Downloads.

Sometimes I get a little bugged by that, the way people say stuff. It's like, I've noticed that with newsreaders where they, they stress certain words wrongly because they're clearly reading a sentence for the first time. And they're also not intellectually, perhaps comprehends, comprehending what they're reading.

But that's just one of my little, one of my little tic-tacs, one of my little nipple rings. I call it a nipple ring because it's kind of like you pull on it and it's just, there's a, there's a sensation there. Trigger, triggers me a little bit, just a little bit, just a little bit.

So I changed the website, got rid of the downloads. And then because I've been focusing more lately on, not more lately, but more lately on the Spreaker podcast, because that's where my work is done. That's where I upload my podcasts.

That's where I record my podcasts as well now. And I'm using the Spreaker app as I speak to record this podcast. And then I upload it and then I edit it and then I, you know, do what's needed.

Then I share it onto Facebook, Twitter, a couple of other places. Then I create a YouTube video out of the audio plus the video, you know, I do that stuff. So I process that, render it, which takes a couple of hours sometimes.

Then I upload that video to my YouTube channel. And then when that's available, I share that with various different social network places like Facebook and Twitter. So on Spreaker, the, so for example, if you go onto my website, jasonnewland.com, the very first page, there is a list of MP3s that you can stream.

And it's the very latest of what I've done. So at the moment, actually not at the moment, because when you listen to this, it'll be this, this recording, uh, depending on when you listen, will be at the top. But at this moment, as I speak, Deep Sleep Whisper Hypnosis, number 41 is at the top of the list.

That's the one that is the last produced, the newest one. So that's right at the top of the page on my website. And underneath that is a list of all of the other latest ones that I've done.

But always at the top is the latest one. And it's in order from the one hour I produced. So the last, you know, the last 10 that I produce will be in the last, the top 10 on the list.

And you can just play it, just stream it there. Also, if you go to the left hand side of the website, there's also a relaxation hypnosis, chronic pain relief, sleep hypnosis, and it's different, you know, things, let me bore you to sleep, Deep Sleep Whisper Hypnosis. And you click on any of those, and it'll take you to a page, which is pretty much identical to the homepage.

But instead of what it basically is, it's just got the playlist for that particular content. For example, the chronic pain relief sessions will all be in a playlist of MP3s that you can stream with the most recent one at the top. So I think that makes sense.

So that's what I've got. So I changed that before I deleted it. And part of the reason of deletion is because I ended up having to borrow some money this week, or last week, only for a few days.

So it was Friday or Saturday, and I paid it back yesterday to a friend. But I didn't feel very comfortable. I don't, I don't like borrowing money.

And it also left me short for this week. So it's 30 pound that, you know, it's, it's a pro, you know, it's just a standard thing, isn't it? But I started thinking, oh, I suppose in a way, I kind of got a little bit carried away and catastrophized in a little bit and started thinking, what can I get rid of? What can I cut down on my costs of stuff? So I got rid of the website. I got rid of SoundCloud.

And I got rid of a few things. Something I do use is an app called Audible, A-U-D-I-B-L-E. And it's basically an audio book application.

And I do, I do pay seven pound 99 a month for that. And every month I get a token which I can use to buy a book of any cost, of any amount of money it costs. That token can buy that book.

And I also have the option to buy as many books as I want, you know, with my own money as well. It's very kind of them. So I like listening to audio books, especially educational ones and especially motivational ones as well.

I like to listen to motivational speakers and public speakers such as Zig Ziglar. There's quite a few different ones that I've been listening to. So I've, yeah, I've got Zig Ziglar yesterday or the day before.

I think it was, yeah, yesterday. And it's kind of the best of him. So it's about 14 hours of his talks.

And Jim Rohn is another one. And I think his was about 15 hours of him. And I've listened to most of his.

I've not listened to him before, but I've listened to a lot of Zig Ziglar back in about 20 years ago or something, especially leading up to my sales days and during my early sales kind of career, if you want to call it that. And I was very motivated to be good at selling and just to kind of be the best, I suppose. I was really wanted to be good at what I did.

And kind of, I still do really, if I'm honest. I'm not in competition with anybody else, just to, it's something about, you know, just maybe doing my best, doing what I can. And I'm trying to help other people, but to try and maybe do it well, maybe, I don't know.

It's a difficult one because because I'm purposely being boring, but at the same time, I'm also talking about stuff that I find interesting. And in some ways, you could train a tortoise to do this. If a tortoise could talk, you know, so you could sort of say, well, anyone can just sit there and talk for an hour about nothing.

It's, yeah, it's kind of conflicted. Is this a skill or is this just like nothing? However, these let me bore you to sleep sessions are becoming more popular. I've got a few fans of these things for some reason, and which is why I'm still doing them.

Because if you know anything about me, you know that I don't still, I don't keep at something if people aren't listening or watching. So, you know, I'll dance around in front of the window in the evening with the lights on, and I'll dance. But if I don't see any curtains, I don't see anybody with a telescope looking, if I, you know, then I stop.

That's my point. No, I'm joking. I continue, I continue for hours.

No, I don't. Just reminding me of Star Trek for some reason. Something about dancing in front of a window reminds me of watching the early episodes of the original Star Trek series on a television.

So yeah, this is something that I'll do a few recordings. And then if it's not kind of working out, or, you know, not maybe to my satisfaction, or I get bored, I'll stop. But for some reason, and I don't know why, for some reason, I have continued with these let me bore you to sleep recordings.

I genuinely don't really know why I'm still doing them. But I've had a lot of, I say a lot, I mean, probably exaggerating if I say a lot, but most of the comments I get are private messages. So they're not, which I like, you know, I like getting any kind of positive feedback.

It's lovely. It's a lovely thing. I do appreciate it.

And I should make more of an effort to respond, actually. And sometimes I'll get a really nice message saying thank you, and I like what you do, and then making a request. And that takes me in a different direction.

And I forget to respond because I try, I'm starting to think about, okay, can I do that request? How does it fit in with what I do? And just a few weeks ago, I actually put it on Facebook. What would you like me to talk about? And I had a few, you know, messages. And in fact, Barbarella, is it Barbarella? I forget the name, sorry.

I remember your face, but it's on Facebook. And you asked me maybe to talk about my books. So that's a video that I could do because I could have the books in front of me.

But you know, and I will do that, I just forgot. But I did do another one that was about what would I do if I was given £100,000 and I had to spend it within a week. And I did kind of discuss that, but I think that was, was that on a live recording I did? I think so.

See, five years ago, I'd have loved to have done a whole video just on my books, because I had, well, for me, you know, personally, I felt it was a really, really good book collection. Now I don't have such a great book collection. I do have still, I don't know, a couple of hundred books, maybe less.

But I used to have like five or 600. And I had a lot of hypnosis books, and a lot of like psychology, philosophy, Buddhist books. When I was younger, I used to have a lot of poetry books.

But kind of, I was into beat generation poets, like American, you know, 40s, 50s kind of poetry. That's what I liked. And like, I don't know, I was going to say Allen Ginsberg, but I'll be honest, I struggled a bit with Allen Ginsberg.

He's, he did a, he's very famous for a poem called Howl. Howl, a nice croaky howl. And it was just a very, very, very, very long rant at his mum.

It was, it was a very long poem. And it was, I think sometimes knowing about the poem beforehand can, I don't know, in my way, it feels like can kind of spoil it a little bit. If you know too much about, you know, where it came from, and what the person was doing whilst they were writing the poem.

See, you could listen to me. And, you know, there could be one day a recording. And it's like, it ticks all the boxes for you.

And it's like, okay, wow, that, that did something that actually really made a difference. There's something transformational about that. It might tick all the boxes for you.

And you might hold that one particular recording in some kind of highest thing. And people have told me that they have these feelings sometimes about some of, you know, the odd recording I've done. But I'm just saying that as an example.

But then if you find out that I was sitting here dressed as a clown, and my feet are, you know, sort of in a big bowl of hot water with apples bobbing around. And there's a table and there's lots of these cardboard cut out members of the royal family with jam all over their face. You might think, oh, maybe you've, you don't have, it might not, it might taint it in some way.

It might change the way you feel about that recording in some way. So I'm just letting you know, I'm not dressed as a clown. I do have a big red nose, but it's not, yeah, it's just natural.

My feet are, I've got a size 10 feet. So I think I'm kind of averagey kind of toe. I think quite large, I mean, 20 would be large, but I think my feet are kind of a nice size, a nice size 10.

I'm only five foot eight, so I'm not particularly tall. And most of my weight is upper body. I'm not, I'm not walking around.

I haven't got little matchsticks for legs. So I do have legs. It's not, that'd be weird, wouldn't it? Imagine having matchsticks for legs.

And there was a point to what I was saying, but I don't know what that point was. And it doesn't matter because there doesn't need to be a point to anything ever when it comes to these recordings. Sometimes I'll be doing, I've been making a recording and it'll be one of my more, I don't want to say serious ones, but you know, sort of maybe like a proper recording, a hypnosis-y kind of stuff.

And I'll just sit there and I just, occasionally my mind goes blank and it's only for a very short time. And I always pull it back. I always manage to, whenever I make a recording like that, I always manage to pull it off, which is good.

So there's always a, there's always a happy ending, you know, when I make recordings. The thing is, I like a happy ending. It's good.

It's, I think, yes, I don't think it's yes today. No, it was yesterday, yesterday evening, I decided to make a pain relief session, a chronic pain relief session. And I sat down on my big black squeaky chair, as I am now, but for some reason I'm able to, I'm just not moving around much.

So you can't really hear the squeakiness of it. Andre is happily asleep in his bag. I don't know why that is, but he spent the day with a dog today, his friend, who's a dog, and he got to go out.

Yeah, he's been out once for a walk, but he seems to feel, be quite calm. I think when his space is taken away from him, he appreciates it when he's got it back. So he's just relaxing.

So it was last night, I was, it was probably, I don't know what time it was, it was probably about about half 11, later than tonight. Tonight is, it's not even half, no, wait a minute, about half 10 nearly. It's getting on.

Let's have a look. 22.18. So it's 10.18. See, I learned that when I was in the Sea Cadets. Learned the 24 hour clock, because when I was a kid, we didn't have 20 hour clocks, 20, 24, 24 hour clocks either.

It was just 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12. And then after 12, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12. And then after 12, it's 1 again, and 2, 3, 4, blah, blah, blah.

And that's how the time used to be when I was a kid. And how we used to be able to tell the time, for example, if it was, let's say it was 11.30. So you'd see the clock on the wall, or the one on your wrist. I know you may call it a watch, but I still call it a clock.

You stick a Mars bar on your head, doesn't mean it's a hat. So it's still a, you know, it's a wrist clock. And why call it a watch? I mean, yeah, you watch it, but you watch television, you watch a television.

Don't call a radio a listen. Those of you that don't know what a radio is, it used to be something that people listened to before television. But it's actually, and I'm kind of making this up partly, radio is possibly more popular now than it has been for a long time in its current format, in a sense of maybe podcasts, you know, radio shows, talk radio, you know, like speech and podcasts like this, for example.

I think it's because of the human touch, the human aspect of it. But with the human voice, you can, you kind of get an idea of who you're dealing with, who you're talking to. And on television, there's a lot of, a lot of acting, even for presenters and newsreaders and, you know, things like that.

It's still kind of acting involved, you know, putting on their best behavior and dressing up and rehearsing. And I think with things like podcasts or live radio, there's no rehearsal. It's live.

It's just the person being themselves. And it's only the people that are themselves that can actually have a career. I was going to say forge a career in radio.

And I did think about whether I'd like to do radio. And I quite like it, the idea of doing it, but in sort of this format, in a way, maybe this format plus playing songs, maybe. Does that make sense? Where I can just be me and just, I don't think, and I don't know, but I don't think early mornings would be right for me, but I'm not sure.

Plus, I quite like the idea of, I guess drive time wouldn't be any good, you know, listening to me while you're driving. It would be the, especially for people that are kind of conditioned to listening to me when, and, you know, falling asleep through boredom or through my amazing hypnotic skills. So, yeah.

So if you're out there and you're thinking, ah, you know what? This, this man, this Jason Newland, he could be radio presenter for our radio show. And I don't know why, but I seem to be, again, I don't want to use the word popular, but 80% of my listeners live in the United States of America. 80%.

At the moment I'm getting about a thousand listens a day. So that's 800 people around in America. The, you know, every day they're listening.

And I know that 800 is not a huge amount of people. I do realise that. You might think that, but you try and fit them into your bath and you realise that 800 is quite a lot.

You try and feed them all. You try and balance them on top of your car. 800 is a lot.

It's hard to judge it because I feel grateful that I've got a thousand a day, a thousand listeners pretty much every day. Sometimes it's more and it's growing and it's growing. And, you know, every, every month it'll grow.

And, you know, I'm pretty sure it'll get to the point where there's 10,000 a day, maybe even a hundred thousand a day. I don't know. And it's, yeah, for me, it's a beautiful thing.

It's, it feels, I feel like maybe, okay, I'm perhaps making a difference, giving something. Because I know that people, human beings, for all our faults and things, you know, the one thing that we don't do is you wouldn't listen to something unless it was useful. You watch television, listen to music, you know, it's like we don't do it unless there's some enjoyment to it or some pleasure or some usefulness to it.

And it's not like television where you just leave it on and you might just have it on in the background. Because I very much doubt you'd have me talking in the background while you're discussing an upcoming wedding with the local vicar. You know, it's probably, I'm probably not elevating music, you know.

Well, I'm not music, am I? But I do wonder, perhaps, is there a possibility of, is there a niche somewhere that I can fit my little toes into and earn a living doing this? You know, have enough money coming in so I can pay my rent, buy food, buy some nice clothes, look smart, maybe have a girlfriend, you know, meet someone, go out on dates, you know, help out my family, especially with my dad, he's in his 70s now. I'd like to be able to help him, you know, in the future financially. This is kind of my time when I should be looking after him.

So yeah, it's just, even little things, just if he, you know, in the future maybe he needs to go to the hospital for appointments, I could pay for him to get a taxi there and back. Because I don't drive, so I can't drive in there, but I could go with him in the taxi or pay for the taxi. If he needed to go into a care home, I could pay for the care home so he didn't have to sell his house and give away, you know, so he didn't have to, he could, you know, have family living there so he didn't have to sell everything to pay for the care facilities.

Although my dad would laugh at that, he says, oh, he's going to live to be over 100. I do start, I've started thinking about things like that, you know, it'd be nice to have, it's not about being rich, although I've got a friend who keeps reminding me if you keep saying you don't want to be rich, then you'll never be rich. So I do understand the, you know, the energy universe and the kind of positive thinking aspect of it, but I'm not greedy, I'm really not greedy.

Apart from when it comes to chocolate, then I can be a little bit greedy, but not, is greedy, I think for me greedy is perhaps wanting more than other people have got. I don't want more chocolate than other people have because I'm not interested in what chocolate other people have. I just want the chocolate, whatever I get, put it in my fridge and that's mine and I put a lock on the fridge so no one else could have any.

Is that greedy? I put a sign on my front door, keep away my chocolate, it's mine, mine, mine. That's not greedy, is it? Anyway, I just, if there is anyone out there listening, anyone at all, anywhere, if you know a radio producer in England or even if it's online, I could do it from here and it could be broadcast in anywhere in the world, couldn't it? But, you know, it's be a nice thing to do, I think, for the next 22 years. So I'll be able to retire when I'm 70.

So I'm 48 now, so that's 49, 50, 51, 52, 53, 54, 55, 56, 57, 58, so that's 10 years, 59, 60, 61, 62, 63, 64, 65, 67, that's 66, 67, 68, so that's 20 years, 69, 70, 22 years. I might be able to retire at 68. I think it's going to be 70 and by then it might not be any age, it might not exist anymore, retirement and pensions and stuff.

And, you know, even though some people might not class this as work, I kind of do because this doesn't just do itself and the processing, the editing, all the other stuff, you know, it's a process. And can you imagine how many of these I'd have done by the time I was 70? If I did one a year, no, one a year, one a day, if I did one a year, it'd be 22 plus 92, 100, 112, 114. If I did one a day, 365 days a year times by 10, it's 3,650 times that by two, 3,650, three, six, 7,120 or whatever, so seven and that's after this year.

So that'd be nearly 8,000 of these, let me bore you, no, not 7,000. It'd be over 7,000 because I've only done like 91. So imagine that, maybe 8,000.

Yeah, but 8,000 because the other two years, it's 8,000. Let me bore you to sleep. Imagine me being on here when I'm 70.

Hello, welcome to Jason Newland. I have deleted my website again. Yes, uh, this is let me bore you to sleep 8,046.

Welcome to this and I thought I'd, I thought I'd talk about my days in this seat, cadets. It's been a while. I, um, I used to wear a hat.

So yeah, it's, uh, it'd be interesting to, to view it or to see what happens. Who knows? Can you imagine getting to the point where, there's got to be a point where you're successful, like a thousand a day for me is quite good. I think, well, that's pretty good.

You know, it's over a quarter of a million a year. Then when it gets to two, three, four, 5,000 and then 10,000 to 10,000, that's 300,000 a month. There's like four, what? 3.6 million a year.

Okay. There's got to be a point where these can be classed as a success. I don't know what that point is.

Maybe I need a hundred million a day and then it'll be classed as successful and someone will come along and say, you know what? We know you're 93, but we really like your let me bore you to sleep sessions. We'd like to offer you a job. We'll pay you a hundred pound a day to come in and record your show.

What do you say? Well, so, uh, um, welcome to jasonnewland.com. Yes. Well, I used to be in the sea cadets. Um, Andre the ferret.

And you listen to this when you can say the It's like some kind of continuous throat fart. So thank you for listening. It's been a little bit of a longer recording today, but that's partly because yes, I don't know why really.

I'm going to say yesterday's was shorter, but I can't remember. So thank you for listening. I shall see you again very soon.

Take care of yourselves. Remember jasonnewland.com is the place to be. It's the groovy place.

All of my recordings are on there. Take care. Bye.