(music) (ASMR) #528 Body Scan - Deep Sleep Whisper Hypnosis (6th March 2025)

Hello and welcome to jasonnewland.com. My name is Jason Newland. Andre, what are you doing mate? Why? Why are you playing up again? He's uh, he was fast asleep until just now as I started the recording and he jumps out and starts, looks like he was ice skating really badly. Anyway, this is um, let me bore you to sleep.

Please only listen when you can. Safely close your eyes. And I've had a bit, a little bit of a problem with the microphone today.

And I feel like I'm hearing like a little buzzing sound in the background. So I'm gonna do a little test. Here we go.

So that's the background. This is completely turning it up again. So just there should be where it's a good volume.

There's no background. It seems to vary depending upon, I suppose, what time of the day it is, what sounds are in the background and various other things. It's been windy today.

Very rainy too though. Very rainy. I'll just get the phone.

No messages. So, hello? No, nothing. Hi Molly.

Hope you're well. Hi Ben. Hi Rachel.

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Hi Christopher. Hi Jade. Hi Beth.

Hi Emily. Hi Suzanne. There's lots of others but hey.

Hi. Hi. So let's see.

Who's seen my story so far? My latest recording. Let's have a look. Hello Ellen.

Hi Juju. Helen again. Another different Helen.

Ellen and Helen. Tammy. Robin.

Tracy. Eric. Bethany.

Luke and Dyer. Hello. Hello.

No. No. Everyone's Leslie.

Hi Molly again. Hi Dottie. Rosalind.

Vincent. Robin. Christine.

Sharonica. Donna. Rick.

Linda. Dorothy. Mag.

Gianni. Gianna. Nicole.

Mariana. Catherine. Right that was not supposed to happen.

What a lovely lovely little sound. Whoops. I probably won't be deleting that simply because I don't know where it will be.

So I just want to say thank you to Paul for your PayPal gift. Thank you. There's a picture of a man with a, from the looks of it, a paper bag over his head.

Okay. So what I'm going to do is I'm just going to say thank you. Hi Paul.

Thank you for your PayPal gift. Jason. So thanks Paul.

That's very kind of you. I just came through literally as we're speaking. And my catalog has put my credit limit up.

To 2050 instead of, I think it was 1700. So I can spend up to 2050 pound and pay it off for the rest of my life. Yeah.

Yeah. Isn't that generous of them? Yeah. I think the reason they've actually done it is because I ordered something that wasn't available and I was on, I was on, what was it? Yeah.

I kind of pre-ordered it. Kind of, kind of like a pre-order. So I didn't pay for it when I ordered it and they didn't take it off my account balance.

And then when they did send it to me, they realized that I didn't have enough in there to cover it. So they gave me an increase. I did some, I've just done a deep sleep whisper recording today, literally about an hour, two hours ago.

And Oh, my website currently is not online because I, I've taken it off to a Wednesday. So I don't have the money to pay for it, but it will be back. It's just not, it's not there at the moment, but you can listen to almost, if you listen to Moog, if you're listening to this, then you know how to listen to it.

You know, it's going to be on wherever, whatever podcast you prefer. Yeah. Prefer, prefer, prefer.

I'm just going to stop this for a sec. So, oh, you want to hear my squeaky chair again? I'm sure you do. Here we go.

You know, I tried to make, try to make a recording in the shed today. It's just not happening. It's just not happening.

The sound in there is, it's just really bad. So I'm going to turn off the sound. And I don't know what to do.

I might just, I might write the shed off as a bad idea. There's a few people out in the world thinking, what?

Putting a garden shed in your bedroom a bad idea no well actually I think it was a good idea but the place it's not big enough and there's not enough room to have a bigger shed you know it's it's it's just I wonder if just because I'm I think I might ruin this chair by sitting in it regularly before I used to sit in it just when I made a recording now I'm sitting in it whilst watching television so I think it might be broken through it by now I've broken its spirit honestly sometimes I

walk into the front into the living room and I hear just hear a voice at all no no again the chair doesn't even like me nice let's have a drink so yes statistically it's all about statistics again statistically stutter stutter it has been quite a good week so today it's still early it's only half ten so today I've had what have I had come on let's have a look let's have a look today I've had 4,184 downloads there's three hours left to the end of the day because it finishes at 1.

30 yesterday but the week itself and so look at the week so this week so far and we've got to include Sunday as well so it hasn't happened yet but that's since Monday is that right it's Sunday the 19th Sunday no Monday was the 19th yeah so that's right so since Monday I've had 36,127 downloads there's still a day to go last week for the whole week I had less I had 34,923 that was for the seven days the week before that I had 40,070 now basically I'm gonna beat that because I generally don't get

less than 5,000 so I'll have 41 at least 41,000 so this would be the best week out of the last I don't know how many weeks maybe ever Wow can you imagine this is the best week in the entire universe blimey it's hard to tell because when it comes to months it's a different thing so so far October was it 20 what day is it today 24th so far 24th 5th 6th 7th 8th 9th 30 31 still 7 days left to the end of the month and I've got 128,850 downloads so far that's still with

seven days left last month I had 140,829 month before that in August 143 July 139,000 June 137 May 147 so at least 40,000 added on to that 160 probably about 170,000 if not more so this would be the top month ever yeah this will be the top month I've ever had yes it will be and definitely the top month of the year well if it's a top month I've ever had it's got to be the top month of the year isn't it so yeah that's not bad is it so even though last weekend was a

bit rubbish I think I've got less than 4,000 two days in a row overall this month is gonna be it's 149 I'm gonna be looking at 170 180 because each day's got 5,000 so it's 25th 26 27 28 29 30 31 7 days 5 10 50 20 20 30 35,000 on top of 130,000 40 50 60 5 30 65 and that's just for 5,000 some days I get 7 or 8 6 7 so yeah probably 180 how cool would it be if I could get 200,000 the first month of 200,000 and I know you're interested

in this my total download is now 1,000,000 988,307 some 11,000 503 I think something like that left now I'm not gonna reach that I was hoping to reach it by the end of the weekend but even on a you know I'm gonna average it let's do five or six thousand tomorrow I've still got another thousand today so it's 988 89 94 maybe 95 so I'll probably be up to about a hundred and I probably need about five thousand maybe less so by the end of Monday or Tuesday morning I will have reached a two million

mark and I will post something on Facebook because I'll be ever so excited I really shall be and why wouldn't why not why not that's exciting it excites me it's weird I know it's not really weird but considering this is such a solitary pursuit it's very you know self-motivating the whole time although I'd like to make more the deep sleep whisper recordings I don't know how I'm gonna do that because I can't find anywhere that's quiet enough really I mean I did the two last two days I've done two I've done one each day and

in the end for this for the one today I did the background sound was still a bit I don't know how to explain it's a bit like a little bit of there's something there so I added music to take away the distraction of that so it's about 33 minutes long well no it wasn't it was two hours long with the music I'll figure it out it's all gonna it's all gonna work out fine yes so I'm quite pleased I mean even thinking back how far can I go back I can go back to November go

back to October okay so I go back to October this is where the interesting part for me is okay bearing in mind last October I all the podcasts had been on here for 11 months a lot of podcasts had already done before I put them on to Spreaker so I transferred everything to Spreaker and I previously been on Spreaker about five times as well and then I go away and I came back this time I've stuck with them for the last nearly two years in I think the 21st of November there'll be two years so

to compare this month with last year last October I had 53,946 this October with a week left to go so we've only had three out of four weeks 129,196 so it's going to be at least 170,000 compared to 53,000 or 54,000 nearly November was even less actually November was 50,921 December 67,269 and then and I don't know why this is and I wonder if the same is going to happen this year I'll suddenly get an increase in January I went from 67,000 in December last year and even though it was the top month at the

top amount I think of the year then in January 116,000 nearly doubled and then every month since then the lowest I've had is 108,000 so that was February March around the same kind of numbers 108 and it jumped again in April to 149,000 May 137,000 now June so April 149 147 for May April June 137,000 139,000 for July August 143 September 140 and then this month so basically this month the lowest I've had is 108,000 for the month so if this goes up can you imagine it October November December so pretty much guaranteed to be

getting at least 200,000 downloads a day by the end of the year maybe more and if it goes up I might be on 300,000 did I say a day a month so it might go up to 300,000 which is what I really want because I want 10,000 downloads a day that's what I want what I really really want it really is I'm not joking I really want that I want it a lot it's the thing I want most of all with the whole well okay there's other things I'd quite like generally isn't Facebook full of

the most pointless stuff all these things these little gays join in join in if you get it right I'll take your name off and then you can ask your friends but they're good they're good I just get this the thing is because I've got my friends list is pretty full up not completely I don't know how many I've got 4,000 and something doesn't show me it doesn't doesn't show what they are see about information no it doesn't say yeah I'm hearing a weird noise and I'll be another mouse anyway yeah so I haven't done much

today it's it's Saturday isn't it yes Saturday have not done much at all which is it's okay I've done some recordings versus a second one but you know it's done that and what else did I do I felt in quite a good mood today for some reason I'm not knocking it I'm not I'm not complaining I'm fairly pleased with being in a good mood it's yeah it's been quite peaceful today it's been very windy and I had my window open in the bedroom I was laying down on the bed and I could hear the wind

and the rain oh it's lovely oh I actually did make that sound oh which is probably a weird sound to make when you're on your own in bed on your own oh oh yeah I just like the sound of wind it's therapeutic I think yeah it's very beautiful isn't it bit of wind and I just I find it interesting is how autumn suddenly appears ready to blow all the leaves off the trees just out of nowhere excuse me mr.

wind can you please blow the the trees of the wind the leaves windy things leaves of the of the things yes it's quite good I'm so falling asleep right now I really am I feel I need to do something to keep my brain alert it's gotta be something that I could say something that I could do to make you love me I could say to make sure you never go away right concentrate keep awake I've done 20 minutes oh no I've done 30 minutes it'd be shame to ruin the whole recording by falling asleep I

walked to the garage earlier because I had no chocolate don't judge me do not judge me until you spent a week in my underpants do not judge me I craved a little bit of chocolate because when I had my food delivery a few days ago nothing nice there was no nice stuff just food food food food that was it nothing nice nothing pleasurable nothing yummy and I think I made a mistake there because it just seems fair to have a few nice things even if it's just a I don't know a moose chocolate moose or

bar of chocolate or I just had an image of a moose but someone was licking the bowl licking the thing I don't want that now but then I remembered that I'm so tired oh no I've been doing this thing lately where when I'm really tired and I've got out of bed to do a whoopsie and yeah I don't know where I was going with that Wow what was I talking about going to a whoopsie going to the toilet oh yeah no I can't remember anyway this thing I was doing earlier I was tired I was

sitting on the edge of my bed I kept falling asleep now part of me wanted to get up have a cup of coffee have my breakfast watch a bit of telly I kind of look forward to that but I was sitting on the edge of my bed and I just closed my eyes generally I just drifted asleep very but like really quickly proper proper time hammer time and I just suddenly oh I need to do something to keep my brain working let me take you I've got an idea let me take you to one of

my groups it's not my group where are the groups it's gotta be some groups where are they helped where were they come on groups maybe it's under that one groups did you know that when it snored me eyes become in the can be seen baby oh so I've got bipolar support group which I've got on I've got on each ear is there so here's some of the stuff on Facebook there's one and it says here positive vibes only okay and the question is with your bank account right now where can you travel to they're looking

and this is positive vibes only okay how many positive comments would there be for that so look what people may be selling this grove don't know where that is someone's put next door not even the end of the street the bed doesn't cost you to get to the end of the street does it there's some tolling system the bedroom to the living room next door you need people need to sort out your homes if it costs you money to get from one room to another oh here's another positive one deeper hell even soon it looks

like forever even ground now to as dropped her off totally just whoa blimey not reading it out it's basically it's a bunch of words sentence it's just it's one big kind of paragraph it said see more as well line that's very long once I went with that so I was put down back to work so I said not even out of the garage you should be able to leave your garage about pain you need to sort that out okay I'm just reading some of them are serious so I won't read those out so I was

put the bathroom so does it you have to pay to get into the bathroom maybe McDonald's see a constructive one see my friend in New York in see my friend in NC I don't really debtors prison blimey the beers after it's generally a positive vibes only it's called with your bank when it's really the backyard the living room work sleepy I does not matter there is no place I want to travel to right now front porch the end of the block if I'm lucky it doesn't cost you to get well suppose petrol front porch doesn't

cost you to get to your front porch does it the bathroom the bathroom this street corner you're living very expensive areas because money just to get to the street corner so this whatever okay here's one imagine being beautiful and your man never posts you what imagine being beautiful and your man never post you and don't really know what to make of that post you what does post you mean okay the clocks go back tonight another HR of lockdown so I was written at least for a sleep threat no I won't be I'll be awake someone's

written does this person even exist I was so naive then okay this is wait for the person who pursue who pursues you the one who will make an ordinary moment seem magical the kind of person who brings out the best in you and makes you want to be a better person wait for the person who will be your best friend the only person who will drop everything to be with you at any time no matter what the circumstances in other words a Disney friend someone from the Disney World I think that could only work if

you didn't do it too often you know I can imagine there's lots of people that would drop everything to be there for their partner every now and then you know but I find it interesting how the same people seem to have emergencies very regularly very dramatic lives and emergencies you know by definition should be really really really really rare not twice weekly I think Bob Dylan said it all in his it's not me babe song perfectly it's not me babe let's have a look at the words of that song shall we come on it's not

me babe lyrics I say here we go so a little drink before I sing this to you I fell in love with this song when I was in the 20s I won't sing it don't worry so here's the words go away from my window leave at your own chosen speed I'm not the one you want babe not the one you need you say you're looking for someone never weak but always strong to protect you and defend you whether you are right or wrong someone to open each and every door but it ain't me babe no

no no it ain't me babe it ain't me you're looking for babe go lightly from the edge babe go lightly on the ground I'm not the one you want babe I will only let you down you say you're looking for someone who will promise never to part someone to close his eyes for you someone to close his heart someone who will die for you and more but ain't me babe no no no it ain't me babe it ain't me you're looking for babe go melt back into the night babe everything inside is made of stone

there's nothing in here moving and anyway I'm not alone you say you're looking for someone who'll pick you up each time you fall to gather flowers constantly and to come each time you call a lover for your life and nothing more but it ain't me babe no no no it ain't me babe it ain't me you're looking for babe there you go let me have a look see what other Bob Dylan songs there was a few good ones I quite liked Rolling Stone rolling I never used to like this song yeah so I never but

it's one of my favorite songs now that he wrote so I'm gonna read this one out as well it's really it's full of meaning and I just yeah I didn't I might not have got it when I first heard it that might have been it or just you know for some reason anyway once upon a time you dressed so fine threw the bums a dime in your prime didn't you people say beware doll you're bound to fall you thought they were kidding you used to laugh about everybody that was hanging out now you don't talk

so loud now you don't seem so proud about having to be scrounging your next meal how does it feel how does it feel to be without a home like a complete unknown like a rolling stone ah you've gone to the finest schools all right miss lonely but you know you only used to get juiced in it nobody ever taught you how to live out on the street and now you're gonna have to get used to it you say you never compromise with the mystery tramp but now you realize he's not selling any alibis as you

stare into the vacuum of his eyes and say do you want to make a deal mm-hmm how does it feel how does it feel to be on your own with no direction home a complete unknown like a rolling stone ah you never turned around to see the frowns on the jugglers and the clowns when they did or did tricks for you you never understood that it ain't no good you shouldn't let other people get your kicks for you used to ride on a chrome horse with your diplomat who carried on his shoulder a Siamese cat

ain't it hard when you discovered that he really wasn't where it's at after he took from everything you he could steal I think you run out of things just didn't they used to ride on a chrome horse with your diplomat who carried on his shoulder a Siamese cat yeah I think you should stop right now I think I should have anyway keeps going how does it feel how does it feel to have on your own with no direction home like a complete unknown like a rolling stone to have on your own that's not a proper

sentence ah princess on a steeple and all the pretty people they're all drinking thinking that they got it made exchanging all precious gifts but you better take your diamond ring you better pawn it babe you used to be so amused Napoleon in rags and the language that he used go to him he calls you you can't refuse when you ain't got nothing you got nothing to lose you're invisible now you've got no secrets to conceal how does it feel ah how does it feel to be on your own with no direction home like a complete

unknown like a rolling stone oh that's cheery so what we do let's have a look so I think we should read the do a couple of lyrics from the best songwriters of all time makes sense doesn't it so here we go so the Beatles of the who else could it be the Beatles best song you know best songwriters in the history of the world just looking up on the Theron well they did they did a lot of a lot of songs okay wait a second okay here's one of my favorite ones right Maxwell's silver hammer

so this is I don't know if Paul McCartney or the other one wrote this but anyway it's a Beatles song so it's the greatest songwriters of all time the most successful group in the history of music so this is Maxwell's silver hammer from an album of theirs Joan was quizzical studied pataphysical science in the home late nights all alone with a chest tube oh oh oh oh Maxwell Edison majoring in medicine calls her on the phone can I take you out to the pictures Joe I own but as she's getting ready to go a knock

comes on the door bang bang Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head bang bang Maxwell's silver hammer make sure that she was dead back in school again Maxwell plays the fool again teacher gets annoyed wishing to avoid an unpleasant scene she tells Mac to stay when the class has gone away so he waits behind writing 50 times I must not be so oh oh oh but when she turns her back on the boy he creeps up from behind bang bang Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head do-do-do-do-do bang bang Maxwell's silver hammer make

sure that she was dead PC 31 said we caught a dirty one Maxwell stands alone painting testimonial pictures oh oh rose and Valerie screaming from the gallery say he must go free Maxwell must go free the judge does not agree and he tells them so oh oh oh but as the words are leaving his lips a noise comes from behind bang bang Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon his head do-do-do-do bang bang Maxwell's silver hammer make sure that he was dead Wow Wow Wow Oh do-do-do-do silver silver hammer max okay so that's that one that's

a really good one this is from the same album mean mr.

mustard again mean mr.

mustard sleeps in the park shaves in the dark trying to save paper sleeves in a hole sleeps in a hole in the road saving up to buy some clothes keeps a ten bob note up his nose such a mean old man such a mean old man his sister Pam works in a shop she never stops she's a go-getter takes him out to look at the Queen only place that he's ever been always shouts out something obscene such a dirty old man dirty old man so you might say Oh polythene Pat look well you should see

polythene Pat she's so good-looking but she looks like a man well you should see her in a drag in drag dressed in her polythene bag yes you should see polythene Pam yeah yeah yeah get a dose of her in jackboots and kilt she's killer diller when she's dressed to the hilt she's the kind of a girl that makes the news of the world yes you could say she was attractively built yeah yeah yeah so I'm thinking we should end with probably the most biggest let's go to there when they were just started out so probably

had the biggest album please please me last night I said these words to my girl I know you never even try girl come on come on come on come on come on come on come on come on please please me oh yeah like I please you you don't need me to show the way love why do I always have to say love come on come on come on come on come on come on please please me oh yeah like I please you I don't want to sound complaining but you know there's always rain in my

heart in my heart I do all the pleasing with you it's hard to reason with you oh yeah why do you make me blue last night I said these words to my girl I never I know you never even try girl come on come on come on come on come on come on come on please please me oh yeah like I please you me whoa yeah like I please you me whoa yeah like I please you okay do you wanna know a secret you'll never know how much I really love you you'll never know how

much I really care listen do you want to know a secret do you promise not to tell whoa oh oh closer let me whisper in your ear say the words you long to hear I'm in love with you listen do you want to know a secret do you promise not to tell whoa oh oh closer let me whisper in your ear say the words you long to hear I'm in love with you I've known the secret for a week or two nobody knows just we two listen do you want to know a secret do you

promise not to tell whoa oh oh closer let me whisper in your ear say the words you long to hear I'm in love with you yeah so that's a nice way to end the recording I love the Beatles I love the Beatles nowhere man so that's the end of this recording thank you very much for listening remember to be kind to yourself because you deserve to be happy lots of love bye